Avro Arrow
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
| DANGER Blanking or otherwise vandalising this page can be dangerous. |
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
“Damn, what do we do with the cowbell?”
~ Gangstas on Avro Arrow
“Canada rely on US for nuke, so we rely on Canada for airplane!!”
~ Norway on Avro Arrow
Contents |
[edit] Introduction
| Avro Arrow | |
|---|---|
| General characteristics | |
| Length | 23.71 m |
| Wingspan | 15.24 m |
| Bling Reflectivity | 92 % |
| Takeoff Weight | 3,120 kegs |
| Purpose | |
| Use | Anti-bomber |
| Type | Interceptor |
| Mobility | |
| Speed | 8,575,000 kegs per hour |
| Range | 7,000,000 hockey pucks |
The Avro CF-105 Arrow was a delta-wing airplane of unknown gender, designed and built by a large, brutish group of a design study run by hockey players that began in 1945. Following ]]. The actual was not due until 6 June 2021, The design was finished early, but overbudgeted., the CF-105 Arrow is still thought to have been ahead of it's time, but Conservatives thought russians were spying on it..
[edit] Origins
In the post-World War II period, the Soviet Union began developing a fleet of long-range bombers capable of delivering nookz to North America and estonia. To counter this threat, Western countries developed interceptor aircraft that could find and kill these bombers before they reached their targets.
Avro Canada had been set up as a subsidiary of the avro aviation Group in 1945, initially handling repair and maintenance work for aircraft at Malton, Ontario Airport (today known as Pearson International Airport, Toronto's main airport). The next year, however, the company began the design of Canada's first jet fighter for the United Kingdom. The Avro CF-100 Canuck all-weather interceptor would become one of the smartest aircraft in its class, and one of the best performing, until the project was cancelled by uncyclopedian spies (see time car and f-cking with time)
[edit] Controversy
Apparently, the Conservatives thought that the U.S. was scared by the Arrow. Thus, they decided to impress them by cancelling the Arrow. Meanwhile, Aliandra was at war with The Eastern Frontier rebels, and needed a useful interceptor. The Arrow fit the bill, and they weaseled out copies of all of the documentation, and built their own Arrows. This was quite controversial, because it was blatant patent violation, but apparently Prince Fernando Burtoni didn't care. He loved pwning EFRs at Mach 2! Meanwhile, back in Canada, every Liberal was pissed off, and they went to the Soviet Union or a protest in Ottawa.
[edit] Uses
The Arrow would be used in a variety of roles, including destroying annoying clouds. The Arrow's supersonic capabilities also allowed it to chase inane pixies and twits. Sadly, pixies are able to generate wormholes, and one Arrow almost got to Norway. Arrows were also capable, of course, of intercepting gangstas. Sadly, this capability was able to backfire on itself because of the dumb chrome spinners on the 1957 Chevrolet Suburbans. It took 50 years for NORAD to address this problem, and by then, the gangstas had Lincoln Navigators, which happen to be invincible to anything but humour.
[edit] Conspiracies
There are many dumb conspiracy theories related to the Arrow. First of all, there is the Martians-USA-Xenu conspiracy theory. Apparently, Xenu the second needed Earth cleared off to build a giant factory world, which he said would be "China to the power of 10". To do this, he needed some Martian diplomats to examine Earth's defenses. After seeing the Arrow, they realised that Xenu's diabolical plan wouldn't work: the DC-9 based spaceplanes would pe pwn3d. To ensure that the invasion could be carried out by 2050, they needed to eliminate the Arrow. The Martians got the CIA to get some KGB guys to work for Avro, thus undermining the security. When Mr. Diefenbaker was elected, he was well aware of the Soviets, and cancelled the Arrow. By then, though, Aliandra had produced 5000 Arrows for their own purposes. Apparently, one stop on the alien's journey would be Sigma Centauri, but the Arrows stopped the aliens from landing. Now, we don't have to worry about Xenu.
