Australian Magpie

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The Australian Magpie is a relative of the bunyip, the vampire and the Drop Bear. It has a habit of holding all Australian bike riders hostage for two months a year. During this time of year they are classified as threats to the continued existence of humanity in Australia. The rest of the year they return to the position of minor nuisances.

Magpie attack

A vicious bloodthirsty Australian magpie attacking an escaping hostage


Habits

Good Habits

  • Singing occasionally (aka warbling)

Bad Habits

  • swooping
  • pecking
  • scaring children, old grannies and dogs
  • not fearing humans

human defensive mechanisms

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