Australian Labor Party
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“Generally speaking, all Labor voters are bad people, and all Labor members vote for themselves in elections”
~ Liberal Member on ALP
“Well, it's kind of like fancying your mum!”
~ Tunrbull on ALP
“ill give it a red hot go”
~ Nathan Rees on being the premier of NSW
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| Foundation | January 1, 1901 | ||
| Political ideology | Communism | ||
| Color(s) | Red | ||
The Australian Labor Party (originally The Australian Stalinist party) is the Australian Labour Party, except they can't spell. This lack of intellect is reflected in the Labour party's questionable choices of leader, including Australia's fattest man (twice), a psychopath and Harry Potter.
First formed as a the result of a bet in 1888, it was the first ever socialist political party to hold power anywhere in the world (and that includes Kiribati). Just like Geri Halliwell is older than the other Spice Girls, the Australian Labor Party is older than the New Zealand and the British Labour parties.
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[edit] Policies
The ALP is all about harmony, peace and love. Not however in relation to the gays or the Italians. The ALP believes that all are equal to the sum of the average to the first power. Through it's histroy (sickle), Labor has supported high taxes and low taxes, black and white, up and down, hammer and sickle, also cold and hot. The also support the Adelaide Crows in the AFL. Current party president is Richard Geer.(did we mention homosexuality, communism, poor people, and burning rich people?).
Labor stands for: Liberal Arseholes Become Overly Ripened
In modern times, Labor has employed a "if all else fails, see the Liberal Party" policy.
[edit] Kevin 07
Currently, the ALP is in power everywhere, after having defeated the Liberal Party of Australia during 'Your Call 07' which was a TV Quest to find the next government. They are doing OK really, except in Perth where they have found their anti-chair sniffing policy is unpopular. But now that it's 08, WA has fallen to the enemy, and the same is likely in NSW and maybe VIC next time around. The working families are angry being labelled 'working families'. Instead, they just wanted to be referred to as 'Labor Haters'.
Kevin Rudd is now busy trying to figure out exactly what his election promises were, all he remembers is that they somehow involved working families, working families and working families.
[edit] Leaders
Here are the party leaders since time began in 1901:
[edit] Members
