Australian Parliament

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The 25th Australian Prime Minister.

The Australian Parliament is a well known center for Politicians to lay back and sleep, breast feed,[1] read the newspaper, and on the odd occasion listen to the bill that they are about to pass. The two main Parliament rooms reflect politicians' creativity, as they are known as the red room (the Senate) and the green room (House of Representatives). This represents Australian wildlife, green being the rich vegetation, and red being the spilled blood of Australia's endangered species.

The Parliament is currently controlled by boat-aphobe, budgie smuggler, model, and Lizard King Tony Rabbit, formerly led by ranga and western bulldogs full forward Julia Gillard, formerly supreme earwax connoisseur Kevin Rudd who used working families to scare John Howard out of The Lodge and Kirribili. In 2013, Kevin07 rose from the dead to kick Gillard out of office. He then evolved into Kevin13. Lord Rupert finally used his chance to kick Kevin13 and his mob out and installed professional Catholic reptile Abbott as leader so they can begin a new reign of terr.....ificness.

edit Background

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The new flag as proposed by Prime Minotaur John Howard.

After a brief nap in Parliament, the politicians go back to their offices to either sign some unknown document[2] or go back to sleep. Outside of parliament politicians are usually putting in their best effort to smile and hold babies. If you ever feel the need to talk to a politician there should be many found on the front steps of parliament making ready to walk in and bad mouth other politicians to the local media. To sum it all up, the main function of the parliament building is to serve and cater for politicians while they use their spare time to make Australia a better place. If you require a job at Parliament house just apply for either a cleaning job or a cooking job. If you don't want to work at Parliament become a politician.

edit History

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The Parliament House in Canberra.

Parliament has been operating in Australia ever since some old politicians got sleepy and decided to unite Australia. Once united they decided to put together a room to hold many more grumpy old men who care more about that rash they got last sunday to the welfare of Australia. Through this parliament they decided on matters of extreme importance such as railway sizes.

Later on some new brilliant ideas were brought into parliament such as making a detention center (see also refugee) and considering "putting a big lake in the middle of the outback" by brilliant new minds including Peter Costello, John Howard and Pauline Hanson. These politicians have confused scientists so far, as according to the Darwin theory they should have already been killed off years ago, pity they have already started breeding.

Perhaps the most crucial decision ever made in the Australian parliament was the decision to place it in the middle of the outback. For several decades this kept the politicians safely away from the rest of the population until a small community of sycophants developed around the site. Still, nobody much wants to go to the site (now called Canberra) anyway, so the population at large is still safe from the menace of the politicians.

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Above both houses stands (and occasionally sleeps, sits and breast feeds), the Governer General who is meant to represent the queen. Apparently (s)he does a very good job at "representing" the Queen (or in this case impersonating) on some very drunken cucumber sandwich parties. Though in truth, all the Governer General does is stand around signing and cutting ribbons, this (wo)man passed many difficult subjects (possibly on his way to the drinking fountain while skipping classes) to get this far.

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Howard pushing his "hair" back thinking he's from "teen girl magazine" (again)

Below the english guy, sits or stands (it's hard to tell since he really is quite small and monkey looking) the Prime Minister [3] who is, honestly, way past its Prime. This orangutan holds no influence in Parliament[4] and had probably forgotten that it was still running for prime minister. it has been around for as long as I can remember, claim many ex-prime ministers who are just as old and senile as Kevin Rudd, meaning that they can barely remember what they had for breakfast so their opinion has no effect on the matter at hand at all.[5]

edit Footnotes

  1. Usually involving female politicians or Kim Beazley.
  2. But probably for the good of the country, eh?
  3. Kevin Ru.....oh shit, no its that ranga bitch, ummm, gillo someone, the one that has a nose like an anteater.
  4. George Bush does though.
  5. I just thought it might be humorous to make fun of old men.

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