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“THE FUCKING BEST.”
“COULD SOMEONE STOP HURTING MY LIPS???”
“What the heck's an Atari?”
“HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS!”
An Atari 2600. It is interesting to note that this system is the later released the fifteen switch design designed to cut back on the previous 16 switch design.
|Units Sold:||14 billion (2 systems for every man, woman and child on the planet)|
|Specifications:|| Intel 8008 Processor Running @ .05 Mhz
0.00002 Kb Memory, 0.000025 with cartridge
|Notable Games:||A-Team, ET, Pac Man, Custer's Revenge|
Atari 2600 was a "Video Computer System" created by Atari in the late 70s as an attempt to prove that it is in fact possible to sell something substandard and make tons of money despite having failed at it before (see Atari 1300 project). Using chips from various pong systems, the 2600 was able to display over three rectangles at a time and keep score for numbers ranging from 0 - 14 before crashing due to register overflow. This caused the common color flip of death (CFOD) signifying the end of a game, although Atari claimed that it was a feature designed to prevent television screens from freezing over (known also by its technical term "ghosting") with the rather static graphics. Also Atari kills you in your sleep.
The Atari 2600 was designed by a team of designers at Atari whose goals were to make something that would make both programmers and customers drill holes in their heads while trying to use the system. Having no past experience creating Video Game Systems - which at the time consisted of Pong and Pong clones - or any knowledge of the home video gaming industry for that matter, the team set out on making a computer which you could plug into your TV, with plastic squares that you could place into the machine for games to work. Rather than use cassette tapes like the computers of the day, they decided to use 8-track tapes as the main storage device of the Atari 2600 as it would only require one side to be plugged in at any time. The previous idea for pluggable memory chips was trashed and labelled as "too inherently stupid to work". An additional benefit to this is the system could play 8-track tapes in 8-bit sound, albeit for only a few seconds, before overloading and self-destructing (Self-Destruction system sold separately)
The Controllers of the Atari 2600 were designed with great care. Knowing that computers are different than video game systems, the team decided to create a different controller style that is much simpler to use. The decided upon design was a joystick ripped from an arcade machine from Atari headquarters. This joystick was put into a small box and a rubber casing put over it after removing the upper ball to prevent Nolan Bushnell from suspecting that they stole it. A single button was added so that players could activate something on screen. Any more buttons added would cause quote "confusion" for the consumer, as labelling buttons was not invented until the later 80s when Nintendo decided to be daring enough as to add one other button. Because the design team knew that consumers wanted to be far from the television screen, a two inch cord was added to the controller as an afterthought.
The Atari 2600 has the capacity to make the ghosts flash when you play pac man to give you a harder challenge. It can also force you to stay in a pit in E.T. making sure your gaming experience is awful. It has been heard that it also makes good fire material. If you put it in your toaster, you'll have a more joyful experience than if you play it. You can also microwave your joystick or smelt it on your atari 2600 console to make it look like a building or a pile of crap.
In order to cut down on cost so enough budget would be saved in order to go to the local pub later that night and drink a few Millers, the team decided on using the already almost 10 year old Intel 8080 processor to power their machine, and 128 bytes of memory. The idea of using a better processor stripped from the Commodore 64 was scrapped as too expensive.
Because of this another issue was raised - the processor was too damned slow to actually make anything worthwhile with the entire screen, so they advised programmers to only use 1 fourth of the television screen on the lower left corner and leave the rest blank. Although this would cause the obvious issue of freezing a blank strip on three fourths of the screen if played too long, the development team needed a drink, and that's what matters in the end, so it was done.
The development team also considered adding a graphics processor. However, in order to save money they simply used a dummy chip. That forced programmers to generate video in software, meaning there was no processing power left to make an actual game. Also, the development team decided not to put a video out on the console, opting to use an RF modulator and confusing switchbox instead. Nowadays several AV modifications have been made, but because of the way the Atari generates its video (see below), none of them work very well (or at all).
Most Atari games generate video like this:
- Game makes all the graphics for that line, then pauses. Contrary to popular belief, it is not stored in RAM.
- Then for each scanline:
- output sync signal (this is done by the processor)
- output colorburst signal (this is done by a cheap .000001 cent part, which is why the colors are never the same)
- output intensity, brightness, lightness, and darkness signals (average solving time 3.14159 seconds)
- output colors, in 4 lines- red, blue, green, and red (originally it was going to have an intensity bit, but it was dropped in favor of a second red)(the 2600 can generate 7 colors- red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple, and sky blue as well as black, white, and 3 shades of grey)
- A custom chip, and a crapload of resistors and capacitors (the most expensive part of the 2600) combines all the signals together to form something kind of resembling an image, sort of.
After having a good drink and a major hangover the next day, the team set off on making the external workings of the machine. The outer machine consisted of plastic casing that looks similar to a deformed breadbox with a fake wood front, a cartridge input area, and sixteen unmarked metallic switches, each with a specific function:
- The On/Off Switch
- The Tape Forward Switch (pushing down rather than pulling up caused it to eat the tape)
- The Tape Backward Switch (pulling it rather than pushing it caused the game to crash, also note that you cannot actually play an 8-track backwards)
- The Load Switch (jiggling it too much would cause the tape to load into your face)
- The Debug Switch (rarely used - kicks in the backup Intel 80286 processor)
- The Stop Switch (caused the system to temporarily stop functioning properly if not jiggled properly)
- The Start Game Switch (started the game: 50% success rate)
- The Game Reset Switch (reset the game: 30% success rate)
- The Game Select Switch (selected a different track of code. Required use of the Tape backward switch)
- The Direct Input Switch (allowed people to directly program the system in unmarked hex codes using an on screen keypad and the controller)
- The Game Difficulty Switch (only capable of being used by level fifteen wizards)
- The Game Color Switch (chose which monochromatic color scheme the game should be in)
- The Switch Switch (controls which switches will be able to be switched)
- The Switch Switch Switch (controls the switch switch and whether switches will be able to be switched)
- The Ticker Tape Switch (allowed the games to be completely played on a piece of ticker tape should no television be able to be used)
- The Lever Switch (A switch with no particular purpose other than to resemble a lever)
- The Red Button on the bottom left corner (no one knows what this button does, even today it is known as 'the Red Button'. However, a child once claimed he pressed it and it killed Walt Disney.
To compound problems the system was not shipped with a manual, but rather a pamphlet on purchasing a VHS edition of Young Frankenstein. The developers later decided after several million were sold, that they should decomplicate things by removing the on/off switch. The new unit was shipped out and sold for the rest of the life span of the console.
Besides the switches, another notable and novel idea only followed by the Atari was the fact that the controller ports were mounted on the back of the machine rather than the front. This idea came to mind because all computers of the time had all cords mounted at the back of the machine. Why shouldn't controllers? Besides this, it was generally believed that people would want to stare at the graphics up close and personal rather than further away, even with 12 inch televisions. This design was generally believed to become a pioneer design for all future consoles. One of the console's games, Pac-Man, was believed to be the whole start of the video game crash of nineteen eighty four. nasty. nastynastynastynasty. N. A. S. T. Y........oops, i overdid it.
After the demonstration at the Consumer Electronics Show, the system's sales exploded, resulting in the need to recall four thousand potentially explosive cardboard boxes, causing potentially deadly or scarring results. Despite this setback, 12 billion units were sold within the years of 1979 - 2006. An estimated 400 billion 8-Tracks were sold additionally between these years, half of which ended up in a New Mexico landfill (YES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU, E.T.!!!). The other half was set off on a barge to the Samoan Islands after New Mexico threatened to pour concrete down Nolan Bushnell's throat. An estimated 2 million natives of the Samoan islands died as a direct result of attempting to ingest, cook, or dispose of said cartridges.
Atary (Atari 2600 prototype) actually features Full HD 1920x1080 upscaling on regular SDTV TV-set and built in MPEG4 decoder. Here are a few examples.