Ass rollerskate

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An ass rollerskate is a slang term for a wheelchair. It is only to be used in the most highly respectful, disability-sensitive context possible. For example:

Guy 1: Dude, how's your leg?

Guy 2: Broken, man. Looks like I'm stuck using an ass rollerskate for a few months.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHA!! You're a cripple!!

Insensitive?

In some cultures, it is considered rude to mock the disabled. Yet, they are all wastes of air. If you see a crippled thing, push it down the up escalator.

Karma?

Oh yeah, karma's totally going to pwn you for this one. But what the heck.

Famous People With Ass Rollerskates

Stephen Hawking (the Ass Rollerskate 9000)

Rick Hansen

Franklin Roosevelt

Christopher Reeve

Kenneth Branagh's character in "Wild Wild West" (do not see the movie - just take our word for it)

Larry Flint

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