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Guy 1: Dude, how's your leg?
Guy 2: Broken, man. Looks like I'm stuck using an ass rollerskate for a few months.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHA!! You're a cripple!!
In some cultures, it is considered rude to mock the disabled. Yet, they are all wastes of air. If you see a crippled thing, push it down the up escalator.
Famous People With Ass Rollerskates
Stephen Hawking (the Ass Rollerskate 9000)