In some cultures, it is considered rude to mock the disabled. Pointingoutthepresence of anyass rollerskate you see asloudlyas possible, withextensivelaughter,mayprovedisrespectful. It is recommended, therefore, that the term '''ass rollerskate''' only be used under the following circumstances:
In some cultures, it is considered rude to mock the disabled. Yet,theyareall wastes of air.If you see acrippledthing, pushitdowntheupescalator.
'''1.''' You have a disabled friend who likes nothing more than to be constantly reminded of his difference and [[Republican|inferiority]].
'''2.''' A guy on an ass rollerskate just cut you off, and you're like, "Hey, tard-face on the ass rollerskate!" And he's all [[Valley_girl|like]], "What?" And you're all like, "[[illiteracy|OMFG]], you did ''not'' just say that!" And he's totally like, "Yeah, so what?!"
'''3.''' You really, ''really'' want to say, "ass rollerskate". Don't hold it in - these moments don't come up every day!
== Karma? ==
== Karma? ==
Revision as of 16:42, April 12, 2013
An ass rollerskate is a slang term for a wheelchair. It is only to be used in the most highly respectful, disability-sensitive context possible. For example:
Guy 1: Dude, how's your leg?
Guy 2: Broken, man. Looks like I'm stuck using an ass rollerskate for a few months.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHA!! You're a cripple!!
In some cultures, it is considered rude to mock the disabled. Yet, they are all wastes of air. If you see a crippled thing, push it down the up escalator.
Oh yeah, karma's totally going to pwn you for this one. But what the heck.