Are your edits being edited?

Have you just finished adding a much funnier introduction to today's featured article only to find out a few hours later that some dickhead has deleted everything you wrote and reverted the article back to its crappier former version? Maybe you created an all new article, but some asshat came along and fucked with it so it not only makes less sense, but it's not nearly as funny? Or maybe you just wanted to add in another Oscar Wilde quote or Chuck Norris reference to some article but a surly cockbag deleted it? Well, if so, then this article is for you!

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Now I'm getting frustrated

Frustration is nature's way of telling you that you need to take more extreme measures. Blatant vandalism of a page will invariably get you banned, but if you are using an anonymous computer, then you won't be to blame, will you? For a wonderful list of various techniques for employing vandalism, see HowTo:Get Banned. There's no need to get banned too soon, so use this list with caution. Your point is to see to it that your changes are made permanent, right, so all you really need to do is jump a few fences, outrun a few attack dogs, and you'll be off scottfree, no consequences!

Help, I just got banned!

If you're too stupid to use anonymous computers when vandalising uncyclopedia, then you really don't deserve any help in this department. Bleh.

Mothra

With Mothra's divine protection you can sleep safe knowing that your brilliance is engraved into the internet forever. Maybe.

Mothra is of great help when editing articles, because she can emit a fiery protective shell of ice that keeps your edits safe. Unfortunately, only tenth level night elves can summon her, and they require you to provide them with the comely succubus lasses for the sacrifice ritual part of the summoning. But even this may be of no avail, as even the great insect has her off days. In any case, try to bully Godzilla into blackmailing her to do this for you. Nevertheless, this is still a difficult thing to do and not everyone can depend on the insect's great power.

hahaha, how do u make an anoymous computer in a star ov the stripes?

If all else fails

If you've tried to get your edits accepted, but that one douchebag continues to nix them, you still have two options. Fuck with every article that the offending douche has ever created or edited, inserting references to Mothra and (insert random character here), or else just fuck with that guy's profile. This is often fun! Oh yeah, and insert some random threats into his profile advising him/her that if he changes the profile, then you'll know and you'll bring down your wrath on everything he's ever loved. Your other option is to create a mirror article that mocks the initial article you tried to edit and improve. The mirror should in no way be a copied version of the other one, but rather a collection of ridicule and personal slander against the guy who changed your edits.

Now Fly!

Now you have all the resources you'll ever need to wield power on Uncyclopedia. Use it well. Vandalism. Use it well.

"AND IF I REFUSE!?!?!"

lol...

Vandalism

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