Arabic Alphabet

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An excerpt from a 2030 BC copy of the Quran. Notice the carefully drawn squiggles.

The الالف باء العبرية (may Allah's blessings and peace be upon him) is used by people of Saudi Arabia and Al-Qaeda. It is known only by certain carefully-picked 1-1/2 year old scribes , which explains its squiggle-ical nature.

[edit] The "Alphabet"

• ~ — makes the /dirka/ sound
• البقيشنيمبثيشبنشسكيمبنذهشوسينبشستيمبنث — some other letter

[edit] Did you know...

• that Arabic is spoken by Sauron?

• Arabic has four Hs just to confuse you?

• The letter ت (taa) was designed to look like a smiley face. Likewise, the ة (TAA MARBUTA!!) was designed to look like a surprised smiley face.

• The letter ث (thaa) was designed to look like a triclops, the long-lost brother of the cyclops.

• Every letter name in Arabic is the war cry of a certain region.