Arabic language

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Allah created Arabic. This is not him. I Tricked you, now give me your lunch moneyz.

“Look at that goofy squiggly scribbling! If that's a language then I'm fucking straight.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Arabic

Arabic is a language that falls within the Quote-Language group of languages. Commonly spoken by Jabba the Hutt and other assorted Arabs, these languages are noted by their unqiue lettering and pronunciation using squiggles and gibberish normally found only in Star Wars movies, leading many observers to exclaim, "Arabic, that's a quote 'language', ya say?" The main words that make up this language are durka durka, muhammad, and jihad.

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[edit] Origins of Arabic script

During the late 1980's, it became apparent to many scholars that traditional lettering and glyphic forms retained from early language such as Egyptesque and Romanese were insufficient to communicate the moonshine of Arabic.

The modern linguist known as Jimmy Carter after returning from a trip to The Museum of Daad told several of friends, "Look at this beautiful postcard. What, you can't read it? Well I assure you it's not the language of Iran! What ecnomical curls peace be upon us, it just might illustrate how pointless your existence is!"

Please note that : there are no vowels fil arabiya. These in fact were the ancient precursors to Marzipan, whereby words were eaten and shared by the noises of the gut. For example, gurgles. In an interesting aside, the inventors of Arabic, Noon and Bob Incorporated, went on to become leather tanners, dreaming of hot Dates

[edit] Dirka Dirka

A dialect of Arabic. Rumour has it that Arabs often speak this.

[edit] Spread of Arabic

The Arabic alphabet spread to nations as diverse as Sudan and Al-Qiada.

During the 8th Century, many people throughout the Mediterranean and Middle Eastern parts of the world also got tired of thinking too hard for their religion.

By the end of the 13th Century, Arabic had become the preferred gibberish language of all brown people in the Old World.

[edit] Modern Arabic

Modern Arabic emerged during the 1920s, from a mixture of jazz music and scat poetry. Infused with a sense of minimalism, modern Arabic has been reduced in whole to one phrase, "yela'an shaklack," although some scholars argue that it is a bastardized version of "bus tleezi."

This phrase can be widly used throughout the gibberish speaking world, and will correctly convey the need for everything from a backrub to rubbard pie.

It also strikes fear into the hearts of non-gibberish speaking peoples, who generally assume that since it has that harsh K sound in it, that it is probably a swear word.

Modern Arabic today is split into several separate languages, including Egyptianese, Sudanese, Saudi, Iraqi, Moroccan, Tunisian, Syrian, Liverpool folk, Derka-Derkastanian, and Palestinian. These 9 dialects can greatly differ resulting in totally separate languages, however, the students of all 9 dialects learn to speak and read Classical Arabic, the language written in the Qur'an.

One notable dialect of Arabic is depicted in the documentary Team America: World Police. This dialect is essentially the Brainfuck of natural languages, as it consists of combinations of only a handful of words, including 'jihad', 'derka'. Though it may seem simple, the atomic nature of the language means that it takes many years to master. Because of the complexity of the combinations of words, the dialect is usually quite context-dependent.

Arabic is a Semitic language, but the damn mouchoirekopfen are so self-hating that they have gone and become anti-semites, and now make graven images of other semites (Hebrews) drinking Semite (Arab) children's blood. Apparently Arabic is now studied at the Pakistani Institute Jammat-e-Haraami located at Gandhi Gandha Road, Kachrachee.

As a semitic language, it does not need actual words, just triliterals.So, instead of using real words, Arabs use just three consonant letters !

eg: If an Arab wants a book, a library or a scribe, he just says "K-T-B" instead of Kitab, Makhtab or Khatib ! Only grands debutants and Porkys use full words ! Thus Arabic is probably one of the few languages in the world that can be written without vowels ! That is also how Arabic inspired Pitman to develop a Shorthand system based on Arabic's shitty language degradation and destruction.

Arabic is not a living language like English. Like French, it too is a dead language. L'Academie Francoise prevents French from growing by retarding her development by putting alcohol in her feeding tube and carbon monoxide in her respirator.

لا شيء في هذا الابتكار لنا

( translation: No innovation in this thing of ours (ref La Cosa Nostra !!) )

Arabic has hardly changed from the time of the writing of the glorious and noble Qur'an. That is why Arabic is incompatible with computers, TVs and progress in general. That is also why Arags are still cutting off hands, fingertips etc. But Arabic is still a bit modern and progressive, as Arabic speakers are open to using Kuffar weapons (AK-47, RPG) to kill Kuffars and like to take Kuffar women as war booty.