Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 8
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April 8: International Things That Rhyme With 'Bat' Day
- 563 BC - Buddha is born. Under a tree he sat.
- 432 BC - Artemus of Capadocia introduces kitten huffing to the world when he huffs a small cat.
- 73 AD - Pliny the Elder records the first instance of fortune telling through analysis of scat.
- 1611 - A new sport is introduced when Swedish people use a cannon to launch a rat.
- 1935 - FDR signs Emergency Relief Appropriation Act, then dances a jig and falls flat.
- 1998 - Another explosion occurs in the usually serene inlet of Michael Bay, sounding like this: splat.
- 2006 - Conservapedia is founded and its editors immediately make such valid claims as 'the Earth is flat'.
- 2009 - Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal proves himself to be a prat.
