Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 4

April 4: National No Spamming Day (Iraq)

• 3141 BC - The world's first great pi was baked. It took 3.141592654 years to eat.
• 1581 - Francis Drake circumcised the world with an enormous 300 ft clipper
• 1937 - Foodspam created to combat E-Spam.
• 1949 - Iceland's blundered declaration of war on the USA leads to the accidental formation of NATO.
• 1951 - The world's favourite missile, the Tomahawk, goes on sale in Wal-Mart.
• 1969 - The band Nazareth (Lead by bassist/singer Jesus) releases their most critically acclaimed album, You Shall Not Spam.
• 1469 - All calenders in the U.S. are set back 500 years
• 1503 - Disneyland Central America opens in the Aztec city of Tenochtitlan.
• 1589 - The first Burning man festival was held, there were no naked renaissance hippie survivors.
• 1884 - First episode of The Simpsons premieres in stereoscopic format. Matt Groening makes ten cents in royalties and becomes one of the wealthiest bastards on the entire planet.
• 1968 - That black guy got shot, and a bunch of u2 songs written about him.
• 1975 - You really should have bought shares in Microsoft, which was formed on this day.
• 1984 - President Ronald Reagan calls for an international ban on something or other, oh hell I can't remember.
• 1986 - Some guy named Oliver North sells Girl Scout cookies to Iran and gives the profits to CNN.
• 1992 - We all hated That Guy.
• 1993 - This Guy laughs at Someone.
• 2001 - The butterfly effect is proved in an ingenious experiment, causing devastating hurricane damage in China.
• 2002 - Actor Mickey Rooney begins his process of decomposition.