Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 23

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• 303 - St. George takes his penis to beat the dragon with. Dragon turns out to be into that kinda stuff.
• 1179 - Richard the Lionhearted attempts to engage King Philip of France in a penis sword fight; "Homo you don't!" replies Philip.
• 1538 - Truce of Nice: Emperor Charles V and Francis I of France agree that the terms foreskin and prepuce are interchangeable.
• 1875 - Queen Victoria outlaws the word penis; decrees henceforth the organ shall be known as "Naughty Mr. Johnson".
• 1905 - The Royal Society compare penis sizes. Von Lynchenstein had the largest penis.
• 1909 - Czarina Alexandra beholds Rasputin's penis and won't let go.
• 1932 - California gets filled with the world's stockpile of penises.
• 1941 - Lead singer from Lordi enters a beauty contest against a penis. Penis wins.
• 1953 - Queen Elizabeth II announces that she shall confer upon the penis the title of Sir.
• 1967 - Bono is voted the "World's Biggest Penis".
• 1968 - Flower Power is replaced by Wind Power, and all the petals are blown away.
• 1971 - Penis arrives in the Castro.
• 1975 - President Gerald Ford announces that the Vietnam War is over, after an unfortunate misunderstanding over the soldiers running around with their penises in their hands.
• 1993 - Bill Clinton becomes the first USA president since JFK to bring his penis to the white house.
• 2005 - The B-lizard's penis freezes and falls off. Adventure Quest voted the best game ever made by stoners.
• 2008 - Your mom forgets to pack your penis in your lunchbox. You get teased the rest of the day.
• 2010 - The Wizard of Oz Movie is released in cinemas to general critical acclaim. Most people like the new twist ending where Toto is revealed as the Evil One.