Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 15

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April 15: Auditoria Begins (IRS)

• 1 (BC) - The IRS meets; thousands mourn.
• 1612 - Sidney Trammell, in the midst of a bad day, has a revelation that leads to the foundation of a new faith.
• 1726 - Potato chip invented; thousands gorge.
• 1912 - The Titanic was torpedoed by The Empire off the coast of Newfoundland. Icebergs are blamed.
• 1912 - Dozens of innocent Polar bears severely injured as their iceberg is struck by an overrated piece of metal.
• 1920 - The head of the IRS is arrested for tax evasion. Ironic, no?
• 1933 - Karl Marx and his brothers Lenny, Joey, and Leon star in the zany slapstick hit "Opiate of the Molasses".
• 1944 - The first weapon of mass destruction is invented in Switzerland, but nobody notices.
• 1947 - Jackie Robinson breaks the color barrier, then reimburses Major League Baseball for it.
• 2004 - Shitloads of stuff happened on this day but nobody bothered writing it down.