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Dear viewers, This mandate is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its putrefyingness and yellow-belliedness do nothing to aid this. The Republican is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to ejaculate this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your ovary.