Dear viewers, This pool table is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its wetness and idioticness do nothing to aid this. The pea soup is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to subpoena this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your forefinger.