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This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, so bugger off. If you vandalize this page
 
This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, so bugger off. If you vandalize this page
 
[[Michael Jackson]] will eat you. And he's out for little boys like you, so be warned.
 
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Anti-Vandal is a program that protects a page of Uncyclopedia from being vandalized. You can vandalize a page protected by Anti-Vandal, but when you do it sends a message to a member of Vandal Busters, who will kill you. Anti-Vandal was created by Microsoft because Bill Gates was tired of people vandalizing his article on The Abominable snow fonz."


Spinquisition


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Seriously, who'd expect a template like this to pop up randomly?


The Vandal Busters

They kill people. When you vandelize an Anti-Vandal page the Vandal Busters are called to your house where they will unleash something from the page you vandalized on you (example: You vandalize a Captain Planet page and that pussy with the "Heart" ring will kill you.)

“"When there's something strange on your Uncyclopedia page: Who ya' gonna call...Vandal Busters"”
~ Oscar Wilde on Vandal Busters

Not to be confused with

Anti-Randal

Anti-Semitism

Anti-Pope

Anti-Hubble

Anti-Christ

Anti-Aliasing

Anti-Freedom party

Auntie Mame

Anti-Anti-Vandal

Anti-Midget

Endorsements

"Anti-Vandal is sweet." ~ Mark Twain

"I wish England was protected by Anti-Vandal, it would be quite helpful."~Winston Churchill after the Battle of Britain.

"I wish I was protected by Anti-Vandal" ~ Oscar Wilde

"Darn kids keep graffitiing my coat!" ~ Oscar Wilde again.

"Bob Dole likes Anti-Vandal, but Bob Dole thinks Bill Gates should fix his spelling mistake." ~ Bob Dole

"I/Bob Dole said no such thing, you should really not give yourself false endorsements" ~ Winston Churchill, Oscar Wilde, Bob Dole

"I don't remember, I was drunk, I might have said that." ~ Mark Twain

"Too many quotes "~ Judge

Final Notes

-Though it usually would cost $250.12 to get this product, you can now download it to your Uncyclopedia page for free by typing the following at the bottom of your page:"This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, If you vandalize this page" (something mentioned in your article kills the Vandalizer.)


As you can tell above someone has vandalized this page, a representitive from the Vandel Busters will show up at their door step any second now.

This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, so bugger off. If you vandalize this page 
Michael Jackson will eat you. And he's out for little boys like you, so be warned.
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