Anti-Vandal is a program that protects a page of Uncyclopedia from being vandalized. You can vandalize a page protected by Anti-Vandal, but when you do it sends a message to a member of Vandal Busters, who will kill you. Anti-Vandal was created by Microsoft because Bill Gates was tired of people vandalizing his article on The Abominable snow fonz."
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The Vandal Busters
They kill people. When you vandelize an Anti-Vandal page the Vandal Busters are called to your house where they will unleash something from the page you vandalized on you (example: You vandalize a Captain Planet page and that pussy with the "Heart" ring will kill you.)
“"When there's something strange on your Uncyclopedia page: Who ya' gonna call...Vandal Busters"”
Not to be confused with
"Anti-Vandal is sweet." ~ Mark Twain
"I wish England was protected by Anti-Vandal, it would be quite helpful."~Winston Churchill after the Battle of Britain.
"I wish I was protected by Anti-Vandal" ~ Oscar Wilde
"Darn kids keep graffitiing my coat!" ~ Oscar Wilde again.
"Bob Dole likes Anti-Vandal, but Bob Dole thinks Bill Gates should fix his spelling mistake." ~ Bob Dole
"I don't remember, I was drunk, I might have said that." ~ Mark Twain
"Too many quotes "~ Judge
-Though it usually would cost $250.12 to get this product, you can now download it to your Uncyclopedia page for free by typing the following at the bottom of your page:"This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, If you vandalize this page" (something mentioned in your article kills the Vandalizer.)
As you can tell above someone has vandalized this page, a representitive from the Vandel Busters will show up at their door step any second now.
This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, so bugger off. If you vandalize this page Michael Jackson will eat you. And he's out for little boys like you, so be warned.