Anti-Semitism

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===Prehistoric Times===
 
===Prehistoric Times===
Neanderthals and modern humans lived peacefully until 50,000 BCE, when the Jews were created by Satan. They quickly seized control of the Neanderthal media and banks and lured the Neanderthals into war with the humans for their selfish greedy interests. After the Twenty-Thousand Year War, the Neanderthals were wiped out, because their media was controlled by a cabal of Jews who stabbed them in the back. The Jewish president of NBC (the Neanderthal Broadcasting Corporation) was named Semite Judenhasser, and the brave people who fought him called themselves the Anti-Semites. However the Jews then went into hiding in the mountains of Khazaria for thousands of years until they decided en masse to make war against Egypt, the first White nation.
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Neanderthals and modern humans lived peacefully until 50,000 BCE. Then, Satan, being bored and all from having sex with [[Ann Coulter]], decided to create the Jews. This was intended as a prank against Neanderthals, who were busy burning each other in campfires and clubbing each other. The Jews quickly seized control of the Neanderthal media and banks, which the Neanderthals didn't know they had, and lured the Neanderthals into war with the humans for their selfish greedy interests. After the Twenty-Thousand Year War, the Neanderthals were wiped out, because their media was controlled by a cabal of Jews who stabbed them in the back. The Jewish president of NBC (the Neanderthal Broadcasting Corporation) was named Semite Judenhasser Rothschild, and the brave people who fought him called themselves the Anti-Semites. However the Jews then went into hiding in the mountains of Khazaria (also known as Palestine) for thousands of years until they decided en masse to make war against Egypt, the first White nation.
   
 
===Antiquity===
 
===Antiquity===

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