Anthony Callea

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“He had to nearly die in order that he might learn how to truly live”

~ Oscar Wilde on Anthony Callea

“I left the other half of me at home”

~ Anthony Callea on asked why he was so short

Anthony Callea (born December 13, 1982) is a highly successful gay Australian artist and as a consequence he becomes the target of jealousy and abuse by 'brave' people under the cover of anonymity. This site asks people to be funny - this is neither funny or clever and some of it is actually actionable. Some of the illegal writing has been left as evidence, but if you got here accidentally and are not one of these negative jealous wannabes you'd be better off listening to him and reading some of the more intelligent information that's available.

...is also Australia’s multi-award winning flop music singer and is noted for his 2004 hit The Prayer, which was proven a success as it was the only single that year to have debuted at the same number as the year - #2004 on the Australian charts. This single became the fastest-selling single in Australian history, shortly before it became the most-refunded single. About 60% of its sales were refunded, as well as the fact a further 20% were found in the garbage and another 20% in sewerage treatment plants. Anthony Callea has absolutely no idea how to speak or sing in Italian and is a disgrace to his ethnicity! As of 2008 Callea admitted to loving the Batty. It is common knowledge that Callea is in a relationship with renowed child entertainer Darren the Dog of the television show 'The Ferals'.

In June 2009 Callea, whilst walking down a street in the Melbourne CBD, was convicted in the Supreme Court of humiliating a man in front of the group of friends he was with when Callea made a pass at him. The man, Jamie Evan Cornell, an effete but proud heterosexual from Craigieburn, claimed Callea came on too strong. "He was a monster. It's like I was a piece of meat left outside for the cats. Now I know what women who don't cover up their bodies are made to feel when they walk past Sheik Hilaly", Cornell later confided to a indiscreet female friend. Callea will appeal his death sentence.

[edit] Discography

[edit] Albums

Anthony Callea (self titled album, because he couldn't think of a suitable name for it) - 2005, AU-#254
A New Chapter – 2006, AU-#12345

[edit] Singles

The Prayer – 2004, AU-#2004
Rain – 2005, AU-#3000 Pretended to be a heterosexual in this song as he didn't want anyone to know that he was gay at that point of time.
Hurts So Bad – 2005, AU-#666
Per Sempre (For Always)* – 2005, AU-#400o *In the special features of his live DVD 'Slap Dem Bitches and Ho's' Callea noted that while recording this song he had a dog named Darren as the sound engineer, a Rabbit named Mixi as Producer and Session musician Rattis the Rat as Backup Singer.
Live For Love – 2006, AU-#7175
Addicted To You – 2007, AU-#7177135 A song about Tim Campbell from Home and Away.
Cumming out of the closet2009