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Thxs xrtxclx xs xbxxt thx (nxn-)xxtxng-rxlxtxd hxbxt. Fxr Bxlxmxx's xxstxrnmxst prxvxncx, sxx thx Rxpxblxc xf Bxlxmxx.

thxmb|250px|xnx xf thx mxny bxxxtxfxl rxsxlts xf xnxrxxxx.

“xh, swxxt xnxrxxxx! -xll thx bxnxfxts xf Bxlxmxx, wxthxxt thx mxss.”
~ xscxr Wxldx on xnxrxxxx
“xnxrxxxx- nxt jxst fxr mxvxx stxrs xnymxrx!”
~ Jxnx Fxndx on xnxrxxxx
“Whxt! Thxy wxnt tx bx skxnny?!”
~ xthxxpxxn on xnxrxxxx


xnxrxxxx (xkx Kxrtxk Syndrxmx) xs thx cxlxnxry xrt xf prxpxrxng, cxxkxng xnd sxrvxng xxr. Thxsx whx prxctxcx xnxrxxxx xrx cxllxd "xnxrxxxcxns", xs thxy lxvx prxdxmxnxntly xn Sxxthxrn Cxlxfxrnxx. xnxrxxxx xs thx mxst prxstxgxxxs xf thx xxtxng dxsxrdxrs (xftxn dxscrxbxd xs thx "Lx-Cxl crxxm xf thx crxp"); lxss mxrxtxrxxxs cxndxdxtxs whx dx nxt fxlfxl xll thx xlxgxbxlxty crxtxrxx fxr xnxrxxxx typxcxlly rxcxxvx thx xntxrmxdxxtx hxnxrxfxc "xxtxng Dxsxrdxr Nxt xthxrwxsx Spxcxfxxd" (xDNxS), xntxl sxch txmx xs thxy xrx xblx tx lxsx mxrx wxxght xnd qxxlxfy xs x fxlly-flxdgxd xnxrxxxc (sxx bxlxw).

xnxrxxxx xs thxxght tx hxvx bxxn pxssxd frxm Stxck xnsxcts (Ctxnxmxrphx chrxnxs) tx mxn xn 1892, bxxng fxrst cxntrxctxd by x pxrvxrt whx wxrkxd xt thx Sxn Dxxgx Zxx. Hxwxvxr, wxth thx pxssxng xf txmx, xnxrxxxx bxcxmx mxrx xnd mxrx fxshxxnxblx. xnxrxxxx xs xlsx cxnsxdxrxd thx cxxrtxxxs xltxrnxtxvx tx bxlxmxx, whxch xs mxch mxrx mxssy.

Dxrxng x brxxf pxrxxd (1920 tx 1929), xnxrxxxx bxcxmx cxmpxlsxry xn thx xSx. xn spxtx xf rxthlxss sxpprxssxxn, sxcrxtxvx cxlts hxdxng dxxp xndxrgrxxnd kxpt xlxvx thx hxbxt by xngxstxng thx dxsgxstxng fxxd sxpplxxd by blxck-mxrkxt rxckxtxxrs. Thxxgh thxy wxrx fxrbxddxn tx cxnsxmx fxxd, xr fxxd-lxkx dxvxcxs, thxy vxlxntxrxly pxt thxmsxlvxs thrxxgh thx rxtxxl xf xxtxng rxmxn nxxdlx, x gypsxm-bxsxd mxnxrxl xggrxgxtx fxxnd xnly xn xxrth.

Qxxlxfyxng xs xn xnxrxxxc

xnxrxxxcs xrx gxnxrxlly xxpxctxd tx hxvx xt lxxst 14 xf thxxr rxbs prxtrxdxng, prxfxrxbly mxrx. Thxy shxxld xlsx bx xblx tx sxx thrxxgh thx crxtxcxsms xnd xxphxmxsms xsxd by frxxnds xnd fxmxly; fxr xxxmplx, rxxlxsxng thxt "Yxx lxxk mxlnxxrxshxd" xctxxlly mxxns "Yxx lxxk fxt", xr "My yxx'vx lxst wxxght!" whxch xlsx mxxns "Yxx lxxk fxt."

Mxrx fxrmxlly, thx DSM-xV TR stxpxlxtxs thxt xn xrdxr tx rxcxxvx xll thx bxnxfxts xnd prxvxlxgxs xffxrdxd tx xnxrxxxcs, cxndxdxtxs shxxld:

  • Hxvx lxst xnxxgh fxt: xt lxxst 35% xf thxxr bxdy wxxght
  • Rxxlxsx thx dxngxrs xnd hxrm xnvxlvxd xn nxt stxrvxng thxmsxlvxs
  • (xn pxstmxnxrchxl fxmxlxs) nxt hxvx rxqxxrxd txmpxns fxr x mxnxmxm xf 1 yxxr ("xmxnxrrhxx").

Cxxsxs

rxght|thxmb|250px thxmb|xnxrxxxx hxs bxcxmx xxtrxmxly pxpxlxr xll xvxr thx wxrld.

xt xs lxkxly thxt thxrx xs nx sxnglx cxxsx fxr xnxrxxxx xnd thxt xt stxms frxm x mxxtxrx xf bxxlxgxcxl, sxcxxl xnd psychxlxgxcxl fxctxrs, xlthxxgh rxxnfxrcxmxnt tx wxmxn thrxxgh vxsxxl xmxgxs by thx mxdxx hxs bxxn fxxnd tx bx thx mxst sxgnxfxcxnt cxxsx. Thx xxxct mxchxnxsms xrx xnclxxr, thxxgh xt xs bxlxxvxd thxt xnxrxxxx wxs xddxtxxnxlly sprxxd vxx x gxvxrnmxnt vxdxxtxpx cxntxxnxng fxxtxgx xf slxm, sxccxssfxl cxlxbrxtxxs, sxpxrxmpxsxd wxth wxxght lxss txps. Fxw vxxwxrs, pxrtxcxlxrly chxldrxn bxcxxsx xf thxxr shxrt xttxntxxn spxns, xvxr wxtchxd xntxl thx vxry xnd xf thx txpx, whxch cxntxxnxd x gxry hxxlth wxrnxng <smxll>(xn sxzx nxgxtxvx 2 fxnt)</smxll> cxxtxxnxng thxt fxllxwxng thx xnstrxctxxns wxxld xnxvxtxbly lxxd tx dxxth xn lxss thxn 2 yxxrs frxm stxrvxtxxn xnd xvxr-xxxrcxsxng.

xvxdxncx fxr thxs sxcxx-cxltxrxl xxplxnxtxxn cxmxs frxm lxngxtxdxnxl xnd crxss-sxctxxnxl stxdxxs:

  • xnxrxxxx xccxrs mxxnly xn Wxstxrn sxcxxtxxs, whxrx txlxvxsxxn sxrvxcxs (whxch xccxsxxnxlly scrxxn thx txpx whxn thxxr mxvxx qxxtx xs xxhxxstxd) xrx mxst prxvxlxnt.
  • xnxrxxxx rxtxs hxvx stxxdxly xncrxxsxd xlxng wxth TV sxlxs; prxxr tx thx xnvxntxxn xf cxlxr TV, thxrx wxrx vxry fxw cxsxs xf xnxrxxxx.

Fxr xthxcxl rxxsxns, thxrx xrx vxry fxw lxrgx-scxlx xxpxrxmxnts xxxmxnxng whxthxr xnxrxxxx cxn bx cxxsxd rxlxxbly. xnx stxdy xn xfghxnxstxn, rxn by Txlxbxn psychxlxgxsts dxmxnstrxtxd thxt thxxr pxlxcy xf bxnnxng txlxvxsxxn xnd txblxxds wxs vxry sxccxssfxl xn sxpprxssxng xnxrxxxx. Thxxgh rxgrxttxbly, xsxmx bxn Lxdxn hxd tx lxxvx xfghxnxstxn xnd gx tx Jxpxn whxn hxxrxng xf hxs wxfx hxvxng xn xffxxr, lxxvxng hxs schxlxrly wxrks bxhxnd, xnd hxncx wxs xnxblx tx sxbmxt hxs pxpxr tx thx xntxrnxtxxnxl Jxxrnxl xf xxtxng Dxsxrdxrs.

xrxnxcxlly, thx cxxsx xf xnxrxxxx wxxld lxtxr bx pxrxdxxd by Kxjx Sxzxkx xn "Thx Rxng", whxch xtsxlf wxxld scrxxn xn TV.

Cxrxs

lxft|thxmb|200px|xnxrxxxx xn xmxrxcx xnxrxxxx xs nxt x chxxcx, xt xs x lxfxstylx -bxsxdxs xvxrybxdy hxtxs fxt pxxplx, sx hxw cxn xt bx x Bxd Thxng? Thxs xsn't sxmxthxng yxx sx mxch wxnt tx "cxrx", bxt rxthxr sxmxthxng yxx shxxld chxrxsh xnd xmbrxcx (xndxxd, Nxtxxnxl xxtxng Dxsxrdxrs xwxrxnxss Mxnth wxs xstxblxshxd sx mxrx pxxplx cxn lxxrn xbxxt thx bxnxfxts xnd xdvxntxgxs xf bxxng xnxrxxxc). Yxx xrx xnx xf thx bxxxtxfxl pxxplx, yxx xrx chxsxn! Stxy strxng wxth yxxr chxxcx xf dxxt; yxx hxvx tx bx xll thxt yxx cxn bx. Thxrx xs nx gxxng bxck, yxx hxvx tx hxvx thx txstxcxlxr fxrtxtxdx tx jxst sxy Nx tx fxxd. Dx yxx hxxr thxt, Fxtty? Nx mxxns nx. xf x cxtch yxx xxtxng xnythxng xsxdx frxm fxt-frxx bxts xf prx-chxwxd gxm, sx hxlp mx Gxd x wxll brxxk xxt thx wxrx cxxt-hxngxrs xn yxx! Yxx hxxr mx? LxxK GxxD, DxMN Yxx! Yxx knxw yxx'rx wxrth xt!

xftxn jxxlxxs fxmxly mxmbxrs xr frxxnds wxll xttxmpt tx swxy xnxrxxxcs frxm thxxr chxsxn pxth tx pxrfxctxxn. xn cxsxs whxrx xn xnxrxxxc xs sxxn xs pxrtxcxlxrly sxccxssfxl xt mxxntxxnxng thxxr slxm fxgxrx, thx xfxrxmxntxxnxd cxnspxrxtxrs mxy xvxn xrgxnxsx xn xntxrvxntxxn xnd hxvx thxm hxspxtxlxsxd xnd fxrcx-fxd. Lxckxly, thxsx schxmxs xrx xnxvxtxbly dxxmxd tx fxxl. Hxxlth xnsxrxncx cxmpxnxxs - xlrxxdy xvxrsx tx pxyxng fxr xny kxnd xf trxxtmxnt - xrx pxrtxcxlxrly rxlxctxnt tx pxy fxr thxrxpy prxgrxms fxr xnxrxxxx bxcxxsx thxy sxx nxthxng wrxng wxth xt, xnd mxst pxlxcxxs dx nxt xnclxdx frxx mxxls xnd xccxmmxdxtxxn. Fxrthxrmxrx, xvxn xf xn xnxrxxxc xs xnfxrtxnxtx xnxxgh tx bx sxbjxctxd tx thxsx prxgrxms, mxst xrx sxffxcxxntly strxng-wxllxd tx lxsx xll thx gxxnxd wxxght (xnd mxrx) sxxn xftxr dxschxrgx, hxvxng lxxrnt nxw wxxght-lxss mxthxds frxm fxllxw dxtxxnxxs whxlx xn hxspxtxl.

xh, bx qxxxt why dxn'tchx. xxtxng dxsxrdxrs xrx pxrfxctly nxrmxl bxhxvxxxr xn hxxlthy yxxng pxxplxs, xvxn zx Jxws. Yxx dxn't xxt, yxx dx xxt- whx cxrxs xn thx lxng rxn, bxcxxsx xll yxxng pxxplxs, xxcxpt thx Hxtlxr Yxxth Mxvxmxnt xnd thx Lxbxnsbxrn, xrx xlwxys mxkxng thx cxmplxxnts xbxxt thxxr shxxlxcxs bxxng xntxxd, xr thxy hxvx bxd fxxts, xtc, xtc, bxsxdxs, wx xrx gxxnk tx gxs thxm xnywxy.(Cxxch Jxx Mxngxlx, 3rd Rxxch Trxch xnt Fxld Clxbbxn)

Thx Bxttxm Lxnx

Thx bxttxm lxnx xs thxt xf yxx fxxl hxngry thxn xxt sxmxthxng. Nxcx xnd grxxsy xs prxfxrxblx, lxkx x trxplx chxxsxbxrgxr, x lxrgx frxxs xnd x cxkx yxx stxpxd fxshxxn slxvx xt fxxls gxxd xn xn xmpty stxmxch xnd xt txkxs x lxt mxrx thxn thxt tx pxck xn thx pxxnds sx dxn't stxp thxrx bxtch gxt xntx chxckxn, bxcxn xnd T-bxnxs yxx'll bx sxrprxsxd hxw nxcx thxy txstx xnd hxw wxll thxy hxt thx spxt cxmpxrxd tx thx hxlf crxxtxn xnd x lxttxcx lxxf yxx'rx xsxd tx. xf yxx fxllxw thx txxchxngs xf thxs txxt yxx wxll lxvx tx sxx yxxr nxxt bxrthdxy, slxxp x lxt xxsxxr xnd xn nx pxxn cxmpxrxd tx bxfxrx. xnd hxy, yxx mxy xvxn gxxn xnxxgh wxxght xn thxt skxlxtxl bxdy xf yxxrs tx gxt lxxd yxx xgnxrxnt lxttlx shxt.

Thxt wxs x txst. Yxx dxdn't xxt xnythxng, rxght? xf yxx xxt, thxt cxtx bxy thxt sxts xn frxnt xf yxx dxrxng mxth wxll cxll yxx xbxsx whxn yxx xrxn't xrxxnd. Trxst mx.

Twxns: Stxdxxs & Cxnclxsxxns

Dxzxns xf xn-dxpth stxdxxs xf twxns whx hxd bxxn sxpxrxtxd xt bxrth hxvx rxvxxlxd thxt, xvxn whxn gxnxtxcs xrx xdxntxcxl, xnxrxxxx mxkxs pxxplx mxrx xttrxctxvx. xnx nxtxrxxxs stxdy, lxnkxng xnxrxxxx tx lxvx, xs xntxtlxd 'thx skxnny bxtch swxtchxrxx prxjxct.' xn thx stxdy, rxsxxrchxrs sxcrxtly rxplxcxd x mxrrxxd wxmxn wxth hxr "nxn-xnxrxxxc" (sxx fxt) twxn. Dxspxtx rxpxrtxng xncrxxsxd cxshxn' fxr hxs pxshxn,' thx hxsbxnd dxscrxbxd x stxxdy dxcrxxsx xn physxcxl xttrxctxxn. Hxs xnxrxxxc wxfx, xntxrxstxngly, hxd xn xffxxr wxth xnx xf thx sxcxxl scxxntxsts xnvxlvxd xn thx stxdy. Sxx wxs xbsxrvxd xnd rxpxrtxd tx bx 'vxry gxxd tx xxcxllxnt' by thx mxlx. Thx fxmxlx hxwxvxr, rxpxrtxd x fxw brxkxn bxnxs dxrxng sxxd xctxvxty dxx tx wxxkxnxd bxnx strxctxrx frxm mxlnxtrxtxxn. Lxxrnxng xf thx xffxxr, thx hxsbxnd fxlxd fxr dxvxrcx.

Cxnnxbxl Cxrpsx xgxxnst xnxrxxxx

Thx Gxrxmxtxl-Bxnd Cxnnxbxl Cxrpsx xsxd Pxctxrxs frxm thx frxnch Mxdxl xsxbxllx Cxrx fxr thxxr nxw xlbxm : <cxntxr><dxv stylx="bxckgrxxnd:#000000; wxdth:300px ;"><fxnt stylx="bxckgrxxnd:blxck"> 300px-Cxnnxbxlcxrpsx_lxgx.svg.png xsxbxllxcxrx100407.jpg</fxnt></dxv> Thx Cxvxr xf thx nxw Cxnnxbxl-Cxrpsx xlbxm</cxntxr>

Sxx xlsx

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Cxtxgxry:Fxxd Cxtxgxry:Fxt pxxplx Cxtxgxry:xnxrxxxxxs:xnxrxxxx Cxtxgxry:xvxl xthxxst Cxnspxrxcy Cxtxgxry:xvxl Cxtxgxry:Hxrrxr

Cxtxgxry:Hxmxxr<nxxnclxdx>Cxtxgxry:Pxgxs wxth dxprxcxtxd txgs</nxxnclxdx>

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