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[[Image:Intercourse_vampire.jpg|thumb|300px|The movie poster for "Intercourse with the Vampire", starring acclaimed gay actors [[Tom Cruise]], [[Brad Pitt]], [[Antonio Banderras]], and [[Christian Slater]].]]
 
[[Image:Intercourse_vampire.jpg|thumb|300px|The movie poster for "Intercourse with the Vampire", starring acclaimed gay actors [[Tom Cruise]], [[Brad Pitt]], [[Antonio Banderras]], and [[Christian Slater]].]]
   
 
{{Q|This sucks...|Noel Coward|Cheesy Homo-erotic Vampire Novels}}
 
{{Q|This sucks...|Noel Coward|Cheesy Homo-erotic Vampire Novels}}
   
I have found through much searching that I have but one purpose in all of this. I am but the medium through which this story is told, nothing more than a scrap of dusty yellowed parchment bearing the words of another. A 'scribe' you could call me.
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I have found through much searching that I have but one purpose in all of this. I am but the medium through which this story is told, nothing more than a scrap of dusty yellowed parchment bearing the words of another. A 'scribe' you could call me.
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==The Request==
 
==The Request==
 
{{q|Roses are red, Violets are blue. Colors are pointless. A world eschew.|Stan Rice|Anne Rice}}
 
{{q|Roses are red, Violets are blue. Colors are pointless. A world eschew.|Stan Rice|Anne Rice}}

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