Animal Farm
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Animal Farm was a English rural holiday resort and theme park owned by pigs, operated in collusion with mankind and run by "would-be livestock". It was the precursor to Disneyland; a massively up-scaled imitation.
[edit] New Farm Order
Animal Farm was the result of a 1945 coup d'etat. It was masterminded by a single Berkshire boar, known subsequent to the uprising as Napoleon I (b.1940 - present). With the help of his human aide Mr. Whymper, Napoleon was able to convert the farm into first a petting zoo, and then a holiday resort catering to young families from the upper middle classes.
[edit] Disney Takeover
The Napoleon family, now a major porcine dynasty, remained the proprietors of Animal Farm until 1955, when their mockery of socialist ideals and hatred of Jews caught the eye of one Walt Disney. A gigantic takeover followed swiftly and the Napoleon brothers became the youngest multi-millionaires in Britain. When he turned 16 Napoleon I married Disney's daughter and his sons relocated to Acapulco to lie sweating and bloated in the sun until atrophy eventually set in.
The first act of the new management was a "labour reassignment drive", which saw every member of the current non-human workforce turned inside out, their innards processed in a glue factory and their skins fashioned into costumes to be worn by human "animal impersonators".
