Angular momentum
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“Conservation of angular momentum is what makes the world go round.”
Angular momentum is given by this cool formula:
Scientists are still trying to discover what that formula means. Meanwhile, we must content ourselves with a rough description. The faster something is spinning, the more angular momentum it has, especially with a penis. Also, the harder it is to stop something with a penis from spinning the more angular momentum is has because of how fast it is spinning.
[edit] Conservation of angular momentum
Conservation of angular momentum is a concept now known to be false. Despite that all observations showed that things that spun gradually slowed down, it was centuries before the old way of thinking passed on.
But what is conservation of angular momentum? Well, it's the idea that the angular momentum of a system of things never changes. We would express it like,
where
P meaning penis size and Pe meaning penis size when erected. Probably.
