Andorra

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Andorra
That Fucking Region Between France and Spain
Dumbass


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: "We exist! Honest!"

Anthem: "Shit be trippin' in Andorra"

not to scale

Capital

Andorrabunda!

Largest city

St. Louis, Missouri

Official languages

AAAAAAAA

Government

Relies on Samuel L. Jackson to open the occasional can of whoop ass. Otherwise, this

Commander of Ye Faithe

Dick Cheney

National Hero(es)

Mountains, Your Mom, and all the French leaders and the Bishops of Urge.

Declaration
of Independence

Nobody cares

Currency

Grass

Religion

Poor-Jew-Girl

“I went there once. It sucked.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Andorra

“Why does nobody like me?”

~ Emo-Andorra on Andorra

“Everything's excellent in Andorra.”

~ Nobody on Andorra

“Where is Andorra? Who cares anyway?”

~ President Bush on Andorra

Andorra is a country located in the asscrack of Europe. Once known as Jesus' Roller Disco, Andorra was changed forever by a series of bad financial decisions which caused the entire country to become Samuel L. Jackson's bitch. Andorra borders France to the south, and is only marginally less gay.Some people mistake Andorra for Rosie O'Donnell, but this false as she is much larger.

The residents of Andorra are known as Andorrandanosenos, latin for "Shithead".

[edit] History

The place which became Andorra originally the site of Black Jesus' herb garden and where he stored his "good shit." Eventually Oscar Wilde found this stash and staked claim to it, causing the Battle of the Dank Shit Herb Garden of 1232. Eventually Wilde was victorious, and founded the town of Wang Chung. This small metropolis eventually spawned a vast drug empire. Andorra's trade eventually covered more than 20 Million square miles, and even sold its stash to such high-profile clients as Jesse Jackson and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. However, internal struggles in Andorra (especially the ravaging of the landscape by Elton John's gay elephant brigade) shrunk the empire to a condemned project and an Indian Casino. Black Jesus' Herb Garden was lost among the chaos, but even so, it didn't stop the French from trying to capture it during the War Of The Sporks. The French invasion was only stopped when Black Jesus came to redeem Andorra, sucking the French army into one of the fat folds on Michael Moore's ass. Today Andorra is nothing more then a collection of old porn shops and shame.

[edit] Movies

Andorra's Movie Industry accounts for nearly 2,345% of the total taxable income in Andorra, if one is to believe the government. All of it is porn.

[edit] Statistics

[edit] Population

There are approximately 7 people that live in Andorra, not including John Travolta, because he sucks. The country also has approximately 650,000 illegal immigrants, mostly from China but also from Kansas, Albania and Ricky Martin.

Nazi Pikachu is also rumored to currently living illegally in Andorra. Along with This Guy Named Ted.

In Andorra taxes are very low. That is why gazoline, tabacco and alcohol is very cheap, although it is unclear up to today how these goods can be tranported into the country. Because of it's desolate location it is thougth that these goods are transported to the country by the use of large distance rockets. The consequence of the cheap alcohol is that everybody in Andorra is drunk all day. This in combination with the one mountain and the one winding road without crash barriers is that 1200 per 1000 citizens drive themselves to death every year. The 7 native Andorrans are likely to be extinct within 27 hours because of this reasons, they do not now how to reproduce themselves. Luckily the Chinese immigrants are very good in reproducing themselves, so the populations is lickely to be constant over the next 142 days.

[edit] Geography

The Geography of the region is one mountain with one winding road (N376) and 2.5 ski resorts with 7 ski tracks. In the main shitwhole of the country 67 liquor stores are located which are visited by approximately 23 confused hiking tourists every year. There are also some trees and a duck, though the duck has been known to move resulting in Andorra's official maps changing every seventeen seconds. Although most students around the world are amazed to know that starting in 2012 construction on a paved road connecting these farms will begin, making Andorra the second most industrialized country in Africa.

[edit] Native Population

The Invasion of Andorra by the Ass-raptors in 456 BC.

Andorra had a large population of Native Ninjas before the conquest by the Europeans. A small percentage of the population exists as Native Ninjas, although they are mostly illegal immigrants from Mars. All Andorrans have a fetish for tea towels.