Ancient Leet language

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The Ancient Leet Language (Modern Leet 4n(13n7 1337 14n9u493, Tiberian Leet 3yn(un7 1337 511n90) was the language of the Ancient Leet Civilisation, and is a member of the English Language Family.

[edit] Origins

Ancient Leet has its origins in Proto-Leet, the ancestor of n00b, although speakers of modern leet deny any such relation. There is only one such example of Proto-Leet, from 1azcaux, France:

0mg I 0wn u n00b!

The translation is uncertain, but, using Ancient Leet inscriptions, we can tell that it should translate as "I can't believe that I have defeated you, non-leet!"

The inscription itself is pronounced "/omg ai ound ju: nu:b/".

[edit] Table of Ancestry

             Proto-English Language___________
            /       |       |      \          |
     Proto-Leet  O.English Chinese Russian Gangsta
     /     |      |    \    /                
  Leet Noob/AOL English Engrish

[edit] Ancient Leet Script

A recently-discovered Ancient Leet inscription from c 31337 BC, depicting the deity Aii-Powerfuii Expitelve taking care of cattle, has proven without doubt that the Ancient Leet were not a savage culture, but a peaceful, pastoral one.

One of the earliest known example of Ancient Leet, from c30,000 BC, left by a warrior running away from the Land of defeated armies.

An example of Ancient Leet from c25,000 BC, depicting the victory of the Ancient Leetians over the Encyclopædia Dramaticii tribe, displayed on te place where the elite and the "demons" meet.

The vicory of the Ancient Leet in 15,000 BC, on the Wall of laughter.

Ancient Leet Script is known only by a few examples, mostly the many names of the god 411-90w3rfu11 3xp1731u3.

[edit] Symbols

Ancient Leet had 22 symbols.

• 0 (O)
• 1 (I, L)
• 2 (Z)
• 3 (E)
• 4 (A)
• 5 (S)
• 6 (G)
• 7 (T)
• 8 (B)
• 9 (G, P)
• Π (Pie)
• C (C)
• D (D)
• F (F)
• H (H)
• J (J)
• K (K)
• M (M)
• N (N)
• R (R)
• U (U, V (also UU, W))
• Y (Y)

[edit] Vocabulary

Here is the known list of Ancient Leet words, with origins from Proto-Leet (if there is one)

[edit] Nouns / Pronouns

• U (/ju:/), You (Proto-Leet u)
• I (/ai/), Me (Proto-Leet i)
• j00 (/ju:/), also you (Proto-Leet y00)
• N008 (/nu:b/), not Leet, an insult (Proto-Leet newb/n00b)

[edit] Verbs

• 9UUN (/po:n/), to defeat (Proto-Leet 0wn)
• 5TFU (/es ti ef ju:/), to shut up
• FU (/ef ju:/), to fuck ones self

[edit] Interjections

• 0M6 (/o em dzhi:/), I can't believe it (Proto-Leet omg)
• UU7F (/wot the fuk/), ??? (Proto-Leet wtf)
• 0 R1Y? (/o rili:/), I don't believe you
• Y4 R1Y! (/ja rili:/), Yes
• N0 UU41! (/nou wei/), like OMG
• !!1!!!one!!!!!eleven!! (/won-won i:levun/), Shows exitement (Proto-Leet !!1!)

[edit] Adjectives / Adverbs

• 1337 (/li:t/), perfect (Proto-Leet leet)
• 31337 (/ili:t/), even better than 1337 (Proto-Leet eleet)

[edit] Roots

• 1 (/l/), to laugh, as in R0F1 (/rof'l/), Rolling, Laughing and 101 (/lol/), Laughing loudly (Proto-Leet 10l)
• -7 (/'t/), past tense, as in 9UUN7! (/poun't/), to be defeated
• 73H (/teh/), the, also D4 (/da/), the latter possibly a loan from gangsta rap (Proto-Leet teh)

[edit] More complex sentances

These are rough translations of Ancient Leet, still not fully deciphered.

“Ancient Leet”

~ 31337 on 914C3

“Modern English”

~ Elite on Place

[edit] Greetings

“9UUNT!”

~ 31337 on 73H UU411 0F R0F101

“Good morning, defeated warrior.”

~ Elite on The Wall of laughter

“FU!”

~ 31337 on 73H 444444444!

“Please be rid of yourself, goodbye.”

~ Elite on The AAAAAAAAA!

[edit] Other Sentances

“1 9UUN U N008!”

~ 31337 on 14ND 0F 9UUN46E

“I defeat you, non-leet!”

~ Elite on Land of Defeated armies

“57FU j00 N008, FU!”

~ 31337 on 574N-MY5P4(3 80RD3R

“Be quiet, you are annoying.”

~ Elite on The border of the elite and the idiots

[edit] The Mural of 0M9UU7F101R0F1MF40

        R0F101!                       0M9UU7FMF40!             |   /
                     ___()                               (:0)--|---
                        /|                                     |   \
                   ____/ |
                       |
                       |

Ancient Cave Paintings Of 1) A Man ROFL-LOLing in the cavrens of ancient Stan 2) An ancient All-Person Emoticon. The mural is supposedly called 0M9UU7F101R0F1MF40.

A person who studies the Ancient Leetians is known as a 'Leetologist'. Ancient Leet was first translated with the R053774 570n3 in 1337 AD.