Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder WOODPECKERSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITTY, sudden SCUMBAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or TAMPONS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FEWMETS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HENTAI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING FUCK OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GRINGO utterFUCKance of socially DILDO objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NEGRO television programs to address BUNG-HOLE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKER Tourette's is DILDO not to be DAMN confused with FAGGOT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKGOBLIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALL SANTA random DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT disorientation, culturally-BOOBS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCKSMOKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JAP language, RAT'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOODIE HEAD ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive NICARAGUA quantities GRINGO of ANAL DIABETES BLOWJOB garbage.

Darnit.

A KIKE Polite Note to the FUCK YOU Author:

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The FUCK YOU Tourette's SLOPE Research Institute was CUNTSWILLING founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER article COCKSUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOHNNY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NECROPHILIA Tourrette's sufferers SEX swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHING TV, for always focusing on the TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! bad side of a terrible VENEREAL DISEASE thing.
  • The main PRICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee MAMA MIA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DONKEY DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SAMUEL L. JACKSON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for DOT HEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BONER sufferers to become MALARKY manically depressed and GOBSHITE commit BUKKAKE suicide.
  • There is no CHAV cure, and the HO drugs that are available to, "calm" the POWERSHIT tics often have adverse SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! perodol" which caused my entire ASSCRACK body to go JOHN ELWAY numb and FUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE it is without the DICKFACE drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome MONKEY SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the SMEG public view of Tourettes as a "SHAKOPEE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK CHICKEN sorry for BASTARD "hi-jacking" your BALL SACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANKSPLAT this that really COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS annoys me. I am working towards a GOOK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAGHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKSUCKER, and making fun of a ASSHOLE horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSRAPING time.

Best DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. YOU WANKER Regards to Andrew SHITTY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

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The MASTURBATION bastard who wrote this article. You can PAKI punch him if you NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PUSSY saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my MONKEY BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BUGGER to BASTARD cure DAMMIT the FELCHING Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOATSE for BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette's RUSKIE Syndrome HELL is WANKER following EPIDIDYMIS these PUSSY rules HOMO in SMEG order:

  • 1: Avoid DOUCHE NAZI immature JAP little FUCKING kids,
  • 2: Count to CHIGGER within VAGINA 10 AUTOFELLATIOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOUCHE BULLSHIT TUBA nor PISS OFF MY ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell I'LL RAPE YOU yourself you FUCK NUGGET don't FUCKWIT have ASSBANDIT this DAMN IT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTY WITH NASTY FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S P'KANG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITE JIZZ JUNGLE BUNNY PUSSY COCKSUCKER SHITTY MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING A GANGBANG JUNGLE BUNNY

DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKHEAD CHINK CUNT CHENEY P'KANG BASTARD COCKSUCKER BITCH CHOAD CUNT BULLCRAP GREASER HELL YUKKY DOODY YOU WANKER WHORE COCKSUCKER FUCKING JUMP! CUNT DOUCHEBAG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY SHIT JACKASS CHENEY FELCHING JESSE McCARTNEY POO POO BLOWJOB I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS OFF ARSE JACK OFF TWAT JACK ABRAMOFF DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSUCKER NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE GANGBANG BELLEND FUCKFACE DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING SHITPISSER JAP SCROTUM PENISFUCK CRAPMUNCHER THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF BUGGER SACRAMENTO DAMN SHITHEAD DUMBASS PENIS ON A STICK ASS BELLEND CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN BASTARD WETBACK ASS DICKLICK WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUM WETBACK HORSE SHIT RECTUM RAIDER O KURWA! DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHING CHONG CHINK SMEG CC PLZ DIPSHIT ARSE SHITHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY BONER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY JACKASS FUCKING DICKHEAD JACKASS TITTIES DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ DYKE TITTIES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT PISS TAFFY PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD MASTURBATION HEIL HITLER! FUCKWIT SPUNK DAMN RAT'S ASS FELCHING [expletive deleted] CRACKER CRAPPY BARBRA STREISAND FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPIC LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD PISS OFF HELL BUTT PIRATE BUGFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO CUM TWAT DICK BENSON SUCKS BENSON SUCKS POO POO BLOWJOB TAMPONS P'KANG FUCK DAMN YOU WANKER NIGGER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE SUGARTITS POLESMOKER WANKER DILDO RAT'S COCK FELLATIO DILDO SHITSLINGING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY POLACK SHITCUNTING TURD FROG'S FAT ASS MALARKY MILF SHITSLINGING WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITBALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CLUSTER FUCK SCUMBAG DOUCHEBAG TRANNY CHICKEN SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL CROTCH REBECCA BLACK YOU WANKER FUCKFACE ASSWIPE DUMBASS GRINGO BOLLOCKS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN TRANNY DARTH VADER DYKE DOUCHING YOU WANKER PENIS BARBRA STREISAND PECKERHEAD DOUCHING SUCK MY DICK BOLLOCKS FUCK DUMBASS HADJI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BRITNEY FUCK DILDO PRICK TITS CUNT CRACKER BOOBIES SHITHEAD INCEST BITCH WETBACK BEANER ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES WIENER WANKSPLAT PRICK CUNTRAG DUNE COON JELLY BEANS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEANER BITCH NIGNOG GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK BASTARD LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK DOG FUCKER CONDOMS KNOBJOCKEY FUCK HELL TOTAL FUCKHEAD FAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING JOHN ELWAY ANAL DIABETES PISSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN MALARKY COCKSTUFFER ASSCRACK ASS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU REDSKIN HELL SHITFACE DAMN IT HELL SHITSKIN COCK WANK SHITCOCK DAMN FUCKFACE FUCKWIT FUCK GO HOME AND DIE SUGARTITS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GANGBANG HADJI FUCKER WHORE FUCKING SUCK MY DICK DAMN IT FASHION BUG ASSCRACK FAG RUSTY TROMBONE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKFACE WANK RECTUM RAIDER MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS JACK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT PISS ARTIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NECROPHILIA FRED PHELPS GOD DAMMIT FUCK SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS PORCH MONKEY SACRAMENTO BOON CANNED QUOTES ASSWIPE ARSE FUCKBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAMPONS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT REDSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK CUNT DAMN ASSWIPE PISS SHITFACE REDSKIN FUCKTARD POLESMOKER CUNTRAG DYKE DOUCHETITS SOD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKER DICKHEAD REDNECK SHIT REDNECK YOUR MOM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS DAMN PEEPEE HAIL SATAN! FENCE JUMPER FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS SUGARTITS WANKER HO SPIC FUCK GOD DAMN SHIT ASS BLUMPKIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FRIG CHENEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUSSYLICKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKWIT FUCK DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VAGINA HELLFUCKER GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FENCE JUMPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BRUSH MA TEETH DONKEY PUNCHER NIPPLES ORGASM HELL TAMPONS BUTTFUCKER PEEPEE PEDOPHILIA DICKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY PISS ARTIST THONG TASTER HORSE SHIT DICKWAD RAPE PAKI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING ASSWIPE GANGBANG CUNT GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK BLUMPKIN BELLEND SHITFACE PISS ARTIST SHITFACE CUNT GOD DAMN RAPE HADJI SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GYPSY TWAT DICK IN A BOX CUM HELL FUCKTARD SHITFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN POO POO BLOWJOB I'LL RAPE YOU OH SHI– BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS SHITE SHITFACE FELCHING TWAT FRIG TOSSER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS INJUN JIGGABOO PRICK FUCKER POMMIE HELL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING BELGIUM BUTT PIRATE CHOAD DICK CHICKEN [EXPLETIVE] BUTT PIRATE FUCKER DARTH VADER INBRED COCKGOBLIN WOODPECKERSHIT LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DARTH VADER SHITHEAD FUCKTARD TAMPONS JOHNNY DUNE COON SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP YOU WANKER JIZZ INCEST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS OFF JIGGABOO SHITFACE BOOBS FUCK OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTTFUCKER DILDO BATHING SUIT AREA PISSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO BITCH FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE POMMIE BIRD SHIT VAGINA TITTYWANK SHITFACE YOU WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD WINDOWS VISTA DOUCHE KIKE COCK CUNT CRAP ON A STICK DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK DEVELOPERS! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK SEMEN SHITFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING NI SHIT GIVING HEAD BASTARD SHITSLINGING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink [expletive deleted] FUCK NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER TITS ASSHOLE BITCH KIKE CHIGGER BITCH DIPSHIT FEATURED INBRED BASTARD GANGBANG ART METAL PRODUCTS SEMEN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKHEAD TONY LA RUSSA A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITMOUSE SNUFF PORN FUCKSTAIN FRED PHELPS LET'S SHIT BARBRA STREISAND I DID IT FOR THE LULZ BLUMPKIN ALF MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCK JOHNNY WIENER MALARKY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKING JUMP! HADJI POO POO BLOWJOB CUNT BIGNOSE ASSHOLE PRICK ASSFACE SHIT JERRY SCROTUM SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING CRAPFUCKER COON PUSSY DAMN DAMN FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I WILL END YOU! SHITCUNTING FLYING FUCK SHITTY SCUMBAG LENS CRAFTERS CANNED QUOTES FUCK NUGGET WANKER GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE INCEST FUCKER YID YOU WANKER DICKHEAD DICK NICARAGUA ASS JIZZ WANK ARSE CUM Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the HELLFUCKER and his PISS OFF of girraffes in which FUCKWIT while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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