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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! neurochemical FUCK disorder BATHING SUIT AREA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PUSSY, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK OFF or QUEEF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RONNIE CORBETT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUKKAKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TACO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ROSIE O'DONNELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GREASER CUNTSWILLING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRIG utterFUCKance of socially PEARL NECKLACE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address THONG TASTER Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is TWAT not to be FRIG confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTTFUCKER random SHITTY disorientation, culturally-DAMN IT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFACE language, I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BALL SACK JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive BELLEND quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES WIENER garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLCRAP Polite Note to the CLUSTER FUCK Author:

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The GOD DAMN Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY founded to CUNTYMINTS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPUNK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FELCHMONKEY article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMMIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I'LL RAPE YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIRD SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUDGEPACKER Tourrette's sufferers YID swear. You can BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the SHITHEAD bad side of a terrible FIRECROTCH thing.
  • The main MOLDY TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small VAGINA knee ASSWIPE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DOT HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROG'S FAT ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK OFF school for HELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FAG sufferers to become CHOAD manically depressed and STUB commit COCKSHITTER suicide.
  • There is no SHITSLINGING cure, and the ASSFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse RAGHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RAT'S COCK perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go DICK CHICKEN numb and SEMEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than MICK it is without the FRITZ drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome NAZI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOGHURT CANNON the ASS FASCIST public view of Tourettes as a "[expletive deleted] swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KIKE sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INCEST this that really 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAMEL JOCKEY, and making fun of a TITS horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWAT time.

Best FALSE BENSON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DELICIOUS CAKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. DONKEY DICK Regards to Andrew DYKE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

Mr. janitor

The MONKEY'S UNCLE bastard who wrote this article. You can TITWANK punch him if you JUNGLE BUNNY want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK OFF saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my ABO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLEMEN to PRICK cure ASS the CROTCH Tourette's INJUN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for CUNTYMINTS Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome TUBA is AUTOFELLATIO following FUCKING these BELLEND rules WIENER in YOU WANKER order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature SHIT little GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS kids,
  • 2: Count to MONKEY SHIT within ASSHAT 10 CAMEL JOCKEYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKSTAIN BALLS SHIT nor NAZI talk,
  • 4: Tell JOHNNY yourself you EAT MY SHIT! don't ART METAL PRODUCTS have FELLATIO this PUSSY disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUNG-HOLE WITH NASTY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

COCKSMOKER SCROTUM PISS OFF ASSHAT HELL CUNT SCUMBAG PENIS ON A STICK SHIT ASSFACE

FRIG JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT JACKASS COON DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER BIRD IN THE HOUSE EXTRA LONG PENIS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMMIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AUTOFELLATIO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PUSSY LOLCAT FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO HELL CHICKEN SHIT GREASER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CARPET MUNCHER SUCK A BIG DICK LENS CRAFTERS BEAVER VAGINA RAINBOWS INJUN CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER WANK ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POWERSHIT GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT BALL SACK CRAPMUNCHER SEMEN CC PLZ COON TURD SHITBALLS FIST FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KRAUT JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JIGGABOO PRICK PIGFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKBAG CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS GIVING HEAD SUGARTITS ASS LICKER SHITCUNTING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLCRAP MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BELLEND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER POLAK FUCK OFF SPUNK FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF JACKASS SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT BULLCRAP FUCK BARBRA STREISAND MONKEY'S UNCLE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PUSSY INBRED MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MONKEY SHIT FRED PHELPS ASS HONKY WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT TIT DIRT RAT'S ASS SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP JACKASS ORGASM AY-AY-AY GREASER PUSSY JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMN VAGINA DICKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOOBIES BRITNEY CUM O CANADA YOUR MOM WIENER DOUCHING JESSE McCARTNEY PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP FROG SNUFF PORN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOOK BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH CUNT ASS GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX TAFFY TITS ASSWIPE DICKFACE PUSSY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JACKASS FUCKFACE RAINBOWS TESTICLE CHOKE FELLATIO SHIT SUCK MY DICK SON OF A BITCH ASS DUMBASS GOD DAMN INJUN TURD CUNT LAPPER DICKLICK FUCK YOU COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL FUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA GOOK MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN TITS CUNT SHITTY SHITE NEGRO BENCH PRESS ASSHAT ARFENHOUSE HELL CRACKER FUCK SON OF A BITCH CUNT SHIT POMMIE FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH PUSSY JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE COCKGOBLIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TONY LA RUSSA FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] BELGIUM TIT SPRINKLES AUTOFELLATIO FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CAMEL JOCKEY ASS ASS FUCK OFF FUCK YOU RONNIE CORBETT FUCK FUCK YOU CRAP COCK SHITCUNTING REDSKIN BOOBS DELICIOUS CAKE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKER LET'S SHIT HOMO POOPOO FAG MASTURBATION SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITSLINGING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG REDNECK FUCKWIT SHITPISSER ASS SCROTUM FUCKWIT SHITHEAD BUGFUCK DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOOBS CUNT PUSSY VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO LOLCAT FUCKWIT D'OH FLYING FUCK JOHNNY PUSSY BOLLOCKS CUNTYMINTS VAGINA GIVING HEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE BELGIUM FALUN GONG HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT SCUMBUCKET FUCKING A STUB LET'S SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER JOHNNY DAMN IT NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER BASTARD ORGASM BOOBS SHITPISSER CRAPFUCKER CUNT SON OF A BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH PRICK BUGGER OFF DICK ASSWIPE DICK RECTUM RAIDER CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE ASSRAPING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN SPIC JACKASS SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS FAGGOT ANAL BITCH ASSRAPING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKSTAIN WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RANDY TRAVIS OSTRICH MY ASS SCUMBAG FUCKING ARSE EUROIPODS REDNECK DAMN SEMEN SAGGY TITS BASTARD GRIS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 JACKASS SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SMEG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL SHITHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY ASSCRACK FRED PHELPS COCKSHITTER FUCKING RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE DIPSHIT CRAP DOUCHING GIVING HEAD NEGRO DILDO FUCKING A NIGNOG DICKLICK FUCKBAG DAGO ASS NORTH KOREA PUSSYLICKER TUBA MOCKIE KNOBJOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD DICKHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES MALARKY MOCKIE FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY SHAKOPEE SHIT BALL SACK SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY DICK ASSCRACK INCEST SEX BUTT PIRATE HELL SEMEN GOD DAMMIT ORGASM DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BITCH SPUNK NECROPHILIA FELLATIO BITCH WHORE CUNT FELLATIO SCUMBUCKET FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG SHITE DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKWAD CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE GIVING HEAD HELL NEOPETS SHITE CROTCH FUCK FAG JIZZ KRAUT SHITTY SHIT SHITSKIN PUNANI I AM CORNHOLIO! 666 GYPSY FIRECROTCH SHITCUNTING GREASER CROTCH ASS DIPSHIT FUCKING BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT BUTTFUCKER SEX BASTARD FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN SPUNK SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE TWISTY VAGINA POOPOO SHITFACE O CANADA MASTURBATION ASSCRACK COON RUSKIE MARGARET THATCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ARSE PISS WANK HIGH WAGES KRAUT MASTURBATION MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN DAMN CUNT FUCKFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TACO PENISBIRD DICKHEAD GENITALIA SOD TWAT DAMN IT SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS POTTYMOUTH SCROTUM SHITE ASSHOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSWIPE FUCKWIT FIST FUCK PENIS CUM BITCH GREASER WALRUS SHIT HONKY FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN INCEST JERRY BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS SPIC WIENER MARY WHITEHOUSE O KURWA! WALRUS SHIT SEX FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES BOOBIES FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD WIENER PUSSY BITCH EMO DOODIE HEAD HORSE PENIS CLIT DICK TITS & DICKS PISSHOLE BASTARD INBRED SHITBALLS PENISFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS HIGH WAGES INBRED SHITCOCK HOLY DUMB FUCK PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SEX SHITE BITCH CUNTRAG WANKER FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE CHINK WANK FENCE JUMPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TITTYWANK PRICK TITS & DICKS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BITCH EAT MY SHIT! CUNT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN SHIT BALLS TACO RAGHEAD ASSFACE WANKER DICKHEAD suck my mothers CROTCH WANK QUEEF CUNT SEX FUCK suck my mothers BEAVER SHIT NECROPHILIA CRAPMUNCHER CUNTRAG ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU MARY WHITEHOUSE MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER SHIT A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! TITTYWANK SUITCASE PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS HO CHIGGER BALLS BALLS WANKER PENIS BUTTFUCKER BITCH FELLATIO CHRISTHUMPER CHIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK GANGBANG FASHION BUG PIECE OF SHIT GOAT DICK SEMEN FUCKFACE ANUSCAKE CUNT FLYING FUCK SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! TACO FOUR-EYES TOTAL CROTCH FAG JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKHEAD HELLFIRE JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD SHITE COCK SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN WHORE BELLEND FELLATIO HORSE SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACK OFF and with the THIS IS SPARTA! and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which DONKEY DICK while reading about MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH also

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