Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CHAV comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUGGER OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POLACK, sudden VENEREAL DISEASE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLYING RAT'S ASS or PRICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACKASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE VENEREAL DISEASE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially FLYING FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GRINGO television programs to address SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Tourette's syndrome.

ARSEBADGERS Tourette's is DICKFACE not to be GOD BLESS AMERICA confused with SHITSLINGING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random TACO disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GRINGO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKHEAD language, PISS OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive SCUMBAG quantities FOUR-EYES of ANAL DIABETES BOOBS garbage.

Darnit.

A BEAVER Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

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The CUNT Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was BUGGER OFF founded to TOWELHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POMMIE article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HOMO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TWAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GENITALIA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BOLLOCKS Tourrette's sufferers FROG swear. You can JAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIENER TV, for always focusing on the DELICIOUS CAKE bad side of a terrible KIKE thing.
  • The main FELCHING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DARTH VADER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FOUR-EYES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small EPIDIDYMIS knee BALLS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DOUCHE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOOK school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAPMUNCHER sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and DOUCHE commit DYKE suicide.
  • There is no FUCKING cure, and the BLOWJOB drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS SHIT tics often have adverse CHOAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire CRACKER body to go ASSCRACK numb and ASSWIPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PUSSY it is without the BUTT-HEAD drug.

I am an active member of a I WILL END YOU! tourette syndrome GOATSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the NI public view of Tourettes as a "SHITBALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CAMEL JOCKEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SON OF A BITCH sorry for HOSER "hi-jacking" your AY-AY-AY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really SON OF A BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a SHITBALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACKASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PICKANINNY, and making fun of a PIG horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best NIPPLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PAKI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. CRAP ON A STICK Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

Mr. janitor

The I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL bastard who wrote this article. You can AMERICA ONLINE punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

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Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK OFF saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DELICIOUS CAKE POMMIE PISS ARTIST JUSTIN BIEBER BUTTFUCKER HONKY ASSHAT SHITE SHITSLINGING DOG FUCKER FEATURED BEANER TITS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! KAFFIR SHITBALLS BULLSHIT ARSE ARSE HOMO WOP FUCKING INBRED SOD SPIC BIRD IN THE HOUSE TWISTY VAGINA JOHNNY POMMIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN SHITFUCKER ABO GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK CONDOMS DONALD RUMSFELD TITTIES COCKSMOKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK OFF PIG SHITSLINGING HELLFIRE SUCK MY COCK BULLSHIT SMEG JESSE McCARTNEY POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH TWAT BASTARD FUCKWIT SEX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHINK MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKHEAD FEMADOM CHAV SHIT ARSE BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS FRENCH TICKLER SHITSLINGING ASSRAPING SUITCASE PENIS JAP BUTTFUCKER SEX HELLFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO JUNGLE BUNNY BUGFUCK DARTH VADER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSY TOSSER DICKHEAD ASSFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSCRACK and with the BUTT PIRATE and his BASTARD of girraffes in which GENITALIA while reading about TITMOUSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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