Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHAT neurochemical FUCK disorder DIPSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden SPUNK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HI, BILLY MAYS HERE or BUTT PIRATE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLUMPKIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLISTERING BARNACLES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may THONG TASTER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [expletive deleted] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK POMMIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SAMUEL L. JACKSON utterFUCKance of socially FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first QUEEF television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

JACKASS Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be BASTARD confused with WEHATEMARIO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PORCH MONKEY random CLUSTER FUCK disorientation, culturally-TESTICLE CHOKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WARNER MUSIC GROUP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HONKY language, CUNNILINGUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SCROTUM souvenir shoppes and massive BALLS quantities PENIS of ANAL DIABETES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? garbage.

Darnit.

A HOSER Polite Note to the PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Author:

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The JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette's DICKLICK Research Institute was KRAUT founded to LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COMMUNIST DILDO article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FENCE JUMPER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GARBAGE DAY! Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMN swear. You can PICKANINNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUGGER TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! thing.
  • The main TWAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRIG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee WANKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GIVING HEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOG SHIT school for SCRATCH! GROUNDER! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit EMO suicide.
  • There is no FASHION BUG cure, and the DOUCHEBAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the BLISTERING BARNACLES tics often have adverse MASTURBATION side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire GRAPE PENIS body to go FUCKING numb and TAFFY basically made it NIGGA! worse than SON OF A BITCH it is without the BOOBS drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHOLE tourette syndrome BRITNEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the FUCKTARD public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is D'OH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POWERSHIT sorry for RUSTY TROMBONE "hi-jacking" your DAGO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS & DICKS this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITCOCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and making fun of a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS horrible disorder is (not) I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. PISSHOLE Regards to Andrew SMEG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

Mr. janitor

The [expletive deleted] bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHETITS punch him if you JENKEM want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this MUGABE'S MOMMA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my CLUSTER FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BITCH to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cure BUNG-HOLE the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for FUCKWIT Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome I WILL END YOU! is ANAL DIABETES following SAGGY TITS these WILLY WONKA rules FUCKTARD in FUCKING A order:

  • 1: Avoid JAP immature KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 little ASSRAPING kids,
  • 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within CHOAD KISSER 10 GIVING HEADseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PENIS I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SMEG nor SPANK THE MONKEY talk,
  • 4: Tell MACACA yourself you BLUMPKIN don't HELL have BASTARD this SHITSLINGING disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INBRED WITH NASTY WOODPECKERSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

HUMAN RIGHTS PEACEFUL JUNGLE BUNNY CAMEL FUCKER DUMBASS PISS ARTIST HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT BITCH WANKER

HELL DAMN SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT TITTYWANK SPUNK TITTYWANK BOON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JUSTIN BIEBER PISS UP MY ARSE CONAN O'BRIAN BOON SHIT SAGGY TITS BUTT-HEAD PISS OFF SMEG WANK FROG'S FAT ASS JIGGABOO FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS DAMMIT SHITTY PEEPEE TITTIES POLAK BUNG-HOLE HADJI CRAPPY SHITHEAD CHIGGER ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOB SAGET COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN PISS VAGINA WILLY WONKA CUNNILINGUS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK NUGGET WANK WHORE FELCHING PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG CUNT NIPPLES FUCKING A suck my mothers DONKEY DICK INCEST CROTCH CARPET MUNCHER BLOWJOB TAFFY ASS JACKASS SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHAKOPEE MOTHERFUCKER SHITSKIN PUSSY GOD DAMMIT PUSSY RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF EUROIPODS PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER NAZI TITTIES TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Insert silly non-swear here] RICK MORANIS PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT CENSORSHIP SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY CUNTSWILLING SCUMBAG SHITSKIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HONKY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GANGBANG RICK MORANIS SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITE MOLDY TITS DAMN COON TITS JAP FELLATIO SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE JACKASS SHIT FELCHING PISSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSKIN DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE HADJI ASS CUNT BALL SACK SHIT RAT'S COCK DICK SHITFACE EMO FUCK SHITPISSER DICKFACE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! SHAKOPEE DAMN IT PENISFUCK YOGHURT CANNON MALARKY ALF SON OF A BITCH GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER CRAP SON OF A BITCH MALL SANTA MONKEY SHIT FRAK HORSE PENIS CUNT PIGFUCKER BEANER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFUCKFUCK CUM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DARTH VADER COCK NIPPLES FUCKHEAD ARSEBADGERS FUCK ASSCRACK TWAT FUCKSTAIN WEHATEMARIO HUMAN RIGHTS PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER TITS 666 FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH DOUCHING BUTT-HOLE FUCKSTAIN ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNNILINGUS JACKASS GRINGO FUCK OFF FASHION BUG CAMEL JOCKEY PORCH MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MAMA MIA WALRUS SHIT ORGASM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BRITNEY BORDER HOPPER HOSER PEARL NECKLACE JACK OFF SMEG BITCH WIGGER BUTTFUCKER RAPE ASS FASCIST BIGNOSE PISSHOLE RAPE BUGFUCK BORDER HOPPER ANUSCAKE TESTICLE CHOKE ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG FUCK KRAUT JIZZ NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHE HADJI FEWMETS FUCKER FUCKFACE HEIL HITLER! DUMBASS HELL MARGARET THATCHER PEDOPHILIA SHAKOPEE YOU WANKER TITS SHIT BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS SEMEN SAGGY TITS BELGIUM SHITFACE PICKANINNY FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG MARGARET THATCHER TITS ASSFACE FUCKING FUCKHEAD LIMEY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER PAKI FELCHING SAGGY TITS SHITE PISS CUNT SHIT ORGASM QUEEF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH BUTT-HOLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TUBA WANK BASTARD NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SEMEN TIMBER NIGGER POTTYMOUTH STEVE BALLMER DARTH VADER SEX SHITFACE GOATSE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKER NECROPHILIA SUCK MY COCK SEX RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUDGEPACKER YID CRAP CHICKEN SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOBSHITE FUCKTARD FRENCH TICKLER DUMBASS GIVING HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSKIN CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT CHIGGER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCKING HORSE PENIS BASTARD ASSCRACK PEEPEE MILF BATHING SUIT AREA SEX CONDOMS ASSFACE DICKFACE BOOBS SHIT FUCKER DAMN ORGASM ASS CHOAD KISSER NORTH KOREA SCUMBUCKET GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK SLOPE SHITFUCKER ASS ABO BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER JERRY CLUSTER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE SHIT SHITCUNTING FUCK SHITCOCK CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE CHOAD KISSER SHITE AUTOFELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE HEIL HITLER! CUNNILINGUS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BULLSHIT DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSCRACK GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK PISSHOLE SHITHEAD DOG SHIT CLUSTER FUCK MICK DUMBASS FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA SPUNK [expletive deleted] ARSE RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY CHICKEN FRIES ASSHOLE NIGNOG BONER SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA PEARL NECKLACE ARSEBADGERS BEAVER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUMBASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PENIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF GOBSHITE ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TURD DAMNATION FEMADOM I'LL RAPE YOU HELL COCKSMOKER KAFFIR PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT BUGFUCK FUCKER JERRY FUCK FUCK YOU BIGNOSE ANUSCAKE SAGGY TITS SON OF A BITCH INBRED DICKFACE SHITSLIDE NAZI CROTCH REBECCA BLACK LET'S SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL ASSRAMMER WETBACK DAMN FUCKING GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS FUCKWIT HOLY DUMB FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK PENISFUCK SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER FUCKER YID GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HITLER HELL BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK YUKKY DOODY COCKSUCKER TIMBER NIGGER COON MARGARET THATCHER FUCKTARD BOOBIES CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK VAGINA EXTRA LONG PENIS POOPOO TWAT DOG SHIT FUCK DYKE DAMN DOUCHE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOG FUCKER WANK CONDOMS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKWIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IN SACREMENT IN SACREMENT RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK FRITZ BULLSHIT YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER PRICK NIGGER DUNE COON BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ABO WANK I WILL KILL YOU! NIGGER ORGASM VAGINA COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBIES DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASS CHINK BULLSHIT BELLEND ASS SHITSLINGING WIENER FRIG FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST DAGO ASSCRACK SMEG CENSORSHIP WOP FUCK DAMN BUTTFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKING JUMP! TWAT SIGMUND FREUD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAPE CHOAD BOOBS RAPE MICK INBRED BULLCRAP WIKIPEDIA SHIT SHIT BOOBS HELL COON DOG SHIT CHAV MILF COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN ASSCRACK CUNT NAZI IN SACREMENT PAKI CUM VAGINA POMMIE FUCKING GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITHEAD FRAK MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCKTARD COCKGOBLIN HUMAN RIGHTS JERRY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BONER CUNTING ASSCRACK MONKEY SHIT INCEST SHITFUCKER QUEEF NIGGER FUCK OFF HOT GRITS NEGRO ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP VAGINA HELL RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT SCUMBAG BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON JOHNNY [EXPLETIVE] TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING HELL CHICKEN SHIT SHIT JENKEM TESTICLE CHOKE FRITZ SUITCASE PENIS FUCK BASTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I WILL END YOU! REDSKIN PUSSY SEMEN DAGO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOOBS BASTARD CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTRAG and with the SHITHEAD and his DARTH VADER of girraffes in which SHITHEAD while reading about HELL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See TOWELHEAD also

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