Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FASHION BUG neurochemical FUCK disorder CHOAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK IN A BOX, sudden MICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOODPECKERSHIT or NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JERRY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOZILLA FIREFOX include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SAND NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MALARKY ALEX TREBEK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's is SCRATCH! GROUNDER! not to be YOU WANKER confused with MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAGGOT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTBUCKET random ARSE disorientation, culturally-JOHN ELWAY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HENTAI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, FELCHING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive CAMEL JOCKEY quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Polite Note to the THONG TASTER Author:

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The BUTTFUCKER Tourette's FUCKFACE Research Institute was PISS UP MY ARSE founded to NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MALARKY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CROTCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VENEREAL DISEASE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PAKI Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can HATE HATE HAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible DUMBASS thing.
  • The main ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOLDY TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee INCEST NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PRICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOSER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOG SHIT school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACK OFF sufferers to become SHAKOPEE manically depressed and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT commit SEX suicide.
  • There is no SHITFUCKER cure, and the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA drugs that are available to, "calm" the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA tics often have adverse GOD DAMMIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MARGARET THATCHER perodol" which caused my entire PENIS body to go QUEEF numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the PEARL NECKLACE drug.

I am an active member of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS tourette syndrome JACK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SAGGY TITS the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POLACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FIST FUCK sorry for TRANNY "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHINK this that really JOHN SMILEY FACE annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a CLEVELAND STEAMER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSKIE time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HITLER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AAAAAAAAA! reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. CHAV Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

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The ABO bastard who wrote this article. You can FRED PHELPS punch him if you CONAN O'BRIAN want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JIZZ saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BEANER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK to CUNT cure DICKFACE the JAP Tourette's MARGARET THATCHER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCKSUCKER for FELCHMONKEY Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome CUNT is POLAK following PUSSY these PRICK rules FUCKWIT in BUTTFUCKER order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKING immature COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT little PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITFACE within ASSCRACK 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ARSE POMMIE PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS nor SHITFACE talk,
  • 4: Tell INCEST yourself you SHITSLINGING don't FUCKWIT have [expletive deleted] this ASSCRACK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS WITH NASTY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUMBASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

NAZI CUNT ASSHOLE FUCK OFF WETBACK COON MOTHERFUCKER TITS SHITSLIDE VAGINA

BEAVER FLYING FUCK DAMN FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CRACKER DONKEY DICK GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST MALARKY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSCRACK CHRISTHUMPER DILDO CHICKEN FRIES ASS BOLLOCKS ORGASM PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS NI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MALL SANTA FUCK YOU FELLATIO PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! HENTAI RICK MORANIS [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF HO SHIT GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER JAP I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHOLE SHITE FUCKING ASSHOLE TITWANK BITCH CHIGGER HOT GRITS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHOAD KISSER FOREIGN CURRENCY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH CUNT DILDO WOP FUCK BOOBIES THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TURD SHITTY FLOWERS BONER MONKEY BALLS BALL SACK BULLCRAP BOON BULLCRAP FLYING FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUKKAKE CRAPFUCKER GOOK AY-AY-AY CUNT CRAPPER FOREIGN CURRENCY SHITFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS KNOBJOCKEY INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN ANAL COCKSMOKER WIENER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT TOWELHEAD WIENER FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING SHIT BOOBS JACKASS PISS [expletive deleted] SEX MILF NAZI BUTT-HOLE SNUFF PORN FUCK OFF DOT HEAD MONKEY SHIT CUNTRAG BUKKAKE SHITHEAD HELL DAMNATION INCEST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE WEHATEMARIO MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD SEMEN RADIO FREE LUNCH NIGGER GYPSY FUCKSTAIN SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG AMERICA ONLINE DICKFACE WANK DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS ON A STICK SHITCUNTING JACKASS FROG DICKHEAD SHITE RAT'S COCK CHOAD FELLATIO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKSTAIN POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK DOG FUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JAP PEDOPHILIA JOHNNY PISS UP MY ARSE GENITALIA CHINK FUCKTARD SHITCOCK MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKFACE SEX DICK TITS BIG FOOT RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH SAGGY TITS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT MACACA JAP CAMEL FUCKER ASSFACE DAMN IT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE YID CHIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA ASS LICKER SPUNK RAPE WIKIPEDIA ASSWIPE EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK ASSHAT DOUCHETITS HADJI TWAT CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER RIGHTS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WANK CUNTRAG NAZI REDSKIN BRUSH MA TEETH FIST FUCK FUCKTARD DAMN IT HOT GRITS SHITCOCK FIRECROTCH FUCKTARD VAGINA ALEX TREBEK CROTCH BELGIUM HELL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUTT PIRATE JAP CRACKER FLYING FUCK BANGKOK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MILF BLISTERING BARNACLES SPIC PORCH MONKEY BLOWJOB SHITTY FOREIGN CURRENCY FRAK JACK OFF WHORE LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE SHIT SHITSLIDE MONKEY SHIT REDNECK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FRIG ASS NAZI GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS SUCK MY DICK CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SON OF A BITCH PEDOPHILIA CUNT JACKASS FUCKTARD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HELL ASSHAT SHITTY PENIS ASSHAT JACKASS HOMO SHITTY COCKGOBLIN WANK FEMADOM CLEMEN DICKFACE HO ASS CRAPPY SHITTY DAGO ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SPIC MOTHERFUCKER NAZI DIPSHIT SUCK MY COCK SCROTUM JACKASS DOG SHIT CUNT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU CUNT FLOWERS TOTAL HELL JACKASS FALSE BENSON FRENCH TICKLER WHORE PUSSY BITCH TOSSER ABO DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY FRENCH TICKLER DICK BASTARD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICKHEAD BASTARD ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SOD CROTCH JACK ABRAMOFF JOHNNY CUNT DICKHEAD CRACKER INJUN SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN NECROPHILIA FUCK NAZI DUNE COON YOGHURT CANNON HELL MR WINKLER IS GAY OSTRICH MY ASS PISS OFF MY ASS TITTYWANK COMMUNIST DILDO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITTY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SCUMBAG BLUMPKIN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK INBRED ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! CHICKEN FRIES BOOBIES DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER MALL SANTA FUCK SHITPISSER SHITCOCK NIPPLES CAMEL JOCKEY THONG TASTER JOHN ELWAY CHENEY BITCH BUTT PIRATE DICK CHICKEN KNOBJOCKEY CRAPPY MALARKY COON ASS DAMN RAPE AMERICA ONLINE FUCK SHITFUCKER LIMEY HAIL SATAN! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKER ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER ASS PIG DICKHEAD WILLY WONKA FUCK FUCK NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER NEGRO ASSHAT HOMO ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! TITTIES TURD [EXPLETIVE] NIGGER GREASER FUCKING HADJI ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER CAMEL FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES LET'S SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BIGNOSE CUNTING ASSCRACK CROTCH VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER HORSE SHIT CUNTBUCKET SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER ANUSCAKE COON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLEMEN YOU WANKER POLAK SHITE NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS SNUFF PORN DYKE PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD WIENER DOUCHEBAG BUKKAKE DAMN KAFFIR HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER BLOWJOB [expletive deleted] DICKFACE FUCK YOU DAMN RADIO FREE LUNCH DAMN CHICKEN FRIES CRACKER SMEG ASSFACE LET'S SHIT RIGHTS VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICK IN A BOX WETBACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GIVING HEAD DOODIE HEAD BASTARD FU SPANG TITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ORGASM BITCH DAMMIT POO POO BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH YID DAMN ASSWIPE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FRIG POMMIE GOAT DICK SHIT DAMN COCKGOBLIN JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY WETBACK GANGBANG DICK IN A BOX FRITZ MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO ASS FUCKBAG NAZI DAGO DAMMIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING JUMP! CUNT HELLFUCKER OH SHI– PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CRACKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT MICK KAFFIR MONKEY SHIT DUNE COON RECTUM RAIDER CUNT HELL RUSKIE YUKKY DOODY JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER TITS SIGMUND FREUD HONKY FOREIGN CURRENCY SHITFACE JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK ASSWIPE FOREIGN CURRENCY ABO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH RIGHTS JACKASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BASTARD COON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BALL SACK FUCK YOUR MOM CLIT NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH CRAPMUNCHER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SAND NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! BUTT PIRATE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST BONER DAMN SHITFUCKER DAMN DICKHEAD CLIT DAMN HEIL HITLER! PISS OFF MY ASS WANK FUCK DILDO INBRED FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TOTAL BULLCRAP CARPET MUNCHER CUNT POOPOO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKHEAD DICKHEAD NIGGER DIPSHIT SHITE FELCHMONKEY MAMA MIA WALRUS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU P'KANG CHUFF SEX DICKFACE HOMO DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD SHIT PENIS CONDOMS RAT'S ASS DOUCHE PENIS BEANER FUCK ARSE BITCH PEEPEE BUGGER OFF GOAT DICK DIPSHIT STEVE BALLMER DAMN FUCK CAMEL FUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! and with the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which INBRED while reading about FUCKING FUCKFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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