Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder SCRATCH! GROUNDER! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOUCHE, sudden WIENER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPUNK or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HENTAI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOT HEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING FUCKFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WHORE utterFUCKance of socially BONER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITWANK television programs to address SHITHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is GOD DAMMIT not to be MARGARET THATCHER confused with FUCK YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRACKER random SONNY BILL WILLIAMS disorientation, culturally-ASSBANDIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! language, GARBAGE DAY! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF LOLCAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive ASSCRACK quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES DILDO garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the CHRISTHUMPER Author:

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The GANGBANG Tourette's GYPSY Research Institute was DUMBASS founded to SON OF A BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOLLOCKS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BELLEND article PISSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOU WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ASSHAT Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can BONER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALLS TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible BUTT-FOR-BRAINS thing.
  • The main HITLER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BATHING SUIT AREA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIPPLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHEBAG knee SHITTY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BONER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GANGBANG sufferers to become CRACKER manically depressed and WANK commit THIS IS A RARE SWEAR suicide.
  • There is no D'OH cure, and the CLUSTER FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BIG FOOT tics often have adverse CRAPPY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOODIE HEAD perodol" which caused my entire SHITCOCK body to go SHITFACE numb and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? it is without the DIPSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a SEX tourette syndrome GANGBANG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "QUEEF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHUFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for BANGKOK "hi-jacking" your BULLSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSWIPE this that really BATMAN & ROBIN annoys me. I am working towards a SOD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRACKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE, and making fun of a GRASS MUD HORSE horrible disorder is (not) GRASS MUD HORSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WARNER MUSIC GROUP time.

Best BUGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Regards to Andrew SOD OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

Mr. janitor

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can HO punch him if you CLEMEN want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SON OF A BITCH to TAMPONS cure TITTIES the SPIC Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HELL for IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome CUNNILINGUS is BUGGER following SMEG these BITCH rules TESTICLE CHOKE in BUTT PIRATE order:

  • 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature FUCKER little VAGINA kids,
  • 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within DICKFACE 10 PORCH MONKEYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your MALL SANTA TURD TWAT nor PIG talk,
  • 4: Tell SNUFF PORN yourself you MOTHERFUCKER don't SHITCOCK have FLYING RAT'S ASS this SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKER WITH NASTY ORGASM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIGFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

POWERSHIT DOODIE HEAD PIG DICK SUGARTITS WANK STRAWBERRY ASS GOD DAMMIT NEGRO

CROTCH DICK DAMN IT FUCK COON HOSER SEX POO POO BLOWJOB DOM DeLUISE MOCKIE RAT'S COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MICK DOT HEAD PIGFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S ASS PENIS RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT NAZI HO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEEPEE FELCHING SHITFACE PICKANINNY FELCHING BASTARD SHITSLINGING HO RECTUM RAIDER DAGO CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK KNOBJOCKEY DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK SPIC VAGINA suck my mothers INCEST SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE WANK POTTYMOUTH DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING GRASS MUD HORSE SHIT SHITTY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MILF SHITCUNTING CUNT BEAVER FUCK BALL SACK DOUCHE NAZI FELLATIO SHITE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JAP GRAPE PENIS ASSCRACK CROTCH BEAVER WALRUS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKSUCKER WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE TWAT NICARAGUA GARBAGE DAY! INCEST ASSRAPING BELLEND TITWANK GOOK CUNTRAG NI HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE FLYING FUCK FUCK DICKFACE CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE HOMO YID SCUMBUCKET SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHICKEN SHIT JAP COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT BARBRA STREISAND EPIDIDYMIS FUCK BUTT PIRATE ASSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKBAG pen0r ASS FUCK OFF JOY AAAAAAAAA! RAT'S COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT DAMN WEHATEMARIO CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS WANK BOON ORGASM 666 FUCKFACE THONG TASTER CUM FUCKING A FUCK SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOY BUKKAKE SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS WIKIPEDIA NAZI BOOBIES FUCKTARD NIPPLES I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BOOBS BUNG-HOLE BASTARD FUCKING A CUNT JIZZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE HORSE SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ CHENEY WANKER SPUNK JIGGABOO SUCK MY COCK FUCK OFF DICKLICK HELL INBRED DONKEY DICK SHITPISSER GOBSHITE CUM GOD DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! URINE-GARGLING BUGFUCK CRAPPY WOMEN'S RIGHTS JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOZILLA FIREFOX JOY CUNT LAPPER RAT'S COCK WETBACK PISS ARTIST FUCKING A CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK KRAUT FUCK BEAVER CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE TITTIES DILDO SHITFUCKER BULLCRAP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK CHOAD JENKEM BASTARD RAPE PEEPEE SOD SHITTY DONGSHOVER TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSWIPE FUCK PICKANINNY DUNE COON DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING TITTIES BASTARD ASS WANK ALEX TREBEK FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK FUCKFACE NICARAGUA ANAL suck my mothers FUCKHEAD FUCK BITCH P'KANG BALLS GYPSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FEMADOM TITWANK DAMN IT DYKE JUNGLE BUNNY POMMIE THONG TASTER BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU TWAT ASS LICKER DAMN ANUSCAKE EXTRA LONG PENIS RONNIE CORBETT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NAZI DICK IN A BOX MOCKIE MASTURBATION HENTAI EAT MY SHIT! PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAAA! SHITTY CRACKER DUMBASS BITCH WIENER HADJI RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST FUCKING JUMP! TAMPONS SHITTY HELL BUGFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL YOUR MOM DAMN FAG WETBACK MONKEY BALLS BALL SACK FUCK NUGGET MONKEY SHIT SHITE JACKASS PEEPEE PENIS BASTARD SAGGY TITS ASSHAT ORGASM PIGFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTT-HEAD JACKASS TRANNY PISS OFF TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OFF FUCK WIGGER DICKFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITBALLS DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITHEAD COCKSMOKER DOUCHEBAG DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WOP CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE DAMN FUCKING JUMP! BOLLOCKS SHITTY SEX SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING A HOMO BITCH CRAP ON A STICK DICKFACE BALLS BULLCRAP FUCKING JACKASS BELLEND HELL TITS & DICKS JAP HELL JACK OFF DOUCHING FLYING FUCK CHOAD KISSER PISS GENITALIA GRIS CONDOMS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN IT PUSSY FUCKFACE FUCK INBRED BLOWJOB CUM FELLATIO PISS OFF DEVELOPERS! SHITTY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK SEMEN DUNE COON WHORE REDNECK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITTY RICK MORANIS TAMPONS CUNT JAP DONKEY DICK ARSE STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK JERK OFF SPANK THE MONKEY FENCE JUMPER ASS suck my mothers TITTIES CUM CLEMEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ANAL BUTTFUCKER BALLS DAMN IT [EXPLETIVE] TAMPONS CUNT BUNG-HOLE ASSCRACK FUCK FUCK TURD SHITBALLS ARSE DAMN NAZI FUCK OFF PAKI ABO GOBSHITE CRACKER RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBIES GOD DAMMIT D'OH GRINGO GOD DAMMIT NAZI CHOAD KISSER GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHE RAT'S ASS CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS DAMN IT TWAT BULLSHIT SEX SUCK A BIG DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BALLS DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER HENTAI PORCH MONKEY RICK MORANIS FUCKSTAIN DILDO GRIS CUNT CRAPPER SHITHEAD GYPSY SHITSLIDE VENEREAL DISEASE HONKY FUCKFACE SHITSKIN HELL FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE FUCK YOU FUCKER GRAPE PENIS WEHATEMARIO SHITFACE DIPSHIT SEMEN PENISFUCK WIKIPEDIA SHITCOCK BOOBIES POLESMOKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTTFUCKER SEMEN SOD OFF SHAKOPEE SHITCOCK NAZI DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NAZI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BASTARD CAPTAIN CRUNCH STEVE BALLMER ASSCRACK HADJI ANAL DIABETES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT ASS RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU SHIT CUNT LAPPER BITCH CHOAD BUTTFUCKER WEHATEMARIO BANGKOK DYKE DAMN ASSCRACK PEEPEE SHIT SEX BALL SACK CHOAD BITCH DILDO I RAPE WALRUSES! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PECKERHEAD NIGGER PIG GYPSY ASSWIPE SCROTUM CUNT LAPPER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PUSSYLICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU SHITHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASS LICKER FUCK BITCH GOD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS BEAVER BALL SACK BELLEND FRITZ PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE DICK GOD DAMN EMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK NUGGET BEANER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HOMO SHITTY WEHATEMARIO COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS ARSEBADGERS TITTIES [Insert yet another person's name here] BITCH DICK SHITTY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FROG'S FAT ASS BIGNOSE SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD HELL DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF PRICK FUCKSTAIN TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MARY WHITEHOUSE BOOBS WEHATEMARIO HENTAI KNOBJOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSFACE ASSWIPE EAT MY SHIT! TENTACLE RAPE HELL COCKSMOKER INCEST REBECCA BLACK JACKASS SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOB SAGET OH SHI– IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD SHITTY SUITCASE PENIS HELL I WILL KILL YOU! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKLICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SCROTUM MOCKIE SHITFUCKER BASTARD JACK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF INCEST EXTRA LONG PENIS RAT'S COCK ABO NAZI MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DESU DOUCHING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! BOOBIES SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS ASS CLUSTER FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FRAK STRAWBERRY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS WOP MALARKY ASS INBRED Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DUNE COON and with the DOG SHIT and his Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! of girraffes in which CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON while reading about REDNECK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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