Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGGER TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MILF, sudden SHITFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GRAPE PENIS or CONDOMS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAGHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAMEL JOCKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BONER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLSHIT GYPSY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially ALF objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BALL SACK television programs to address FUCKHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

COCKSHITTER Tourette's is SEX not to be COCK confused with SPIC Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTER FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WIGGER random TACO disorientation, culturally-SPUNK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth OSTRICH MY ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG language, GIVING HEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SPIC pen0r of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MILF souvenir shoppes and massive CHOAD quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES CRAPMUNCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITTY Polite Note to the JERK OFF Author:

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The FUCKFACE Tourette's PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Research Institute was CUNT founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! article BALL SACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of O KURWA! Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK A DUCK TV, for always focusing on the YOUR MOM bad side of a terrible TAMPON IN MY ASS thing.
  • The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PEARL NECKLACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MILF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHRISTMAS TREES knee BOON NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NIGNOG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN IT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HI, BILLY MAYS HERE school for JERK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become CHRISTHUMPER manically depressed and RAT'S COCK commit SHITSLINGING suicide.
  • There is no ARSE cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST tics often have adverse GRIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKWIT perodol" which caused my entire DOM DeLUISE body to go RECTUM RAIDER numb and PUNANI basically made it NIGGA! worse than NI it is without the D'OH drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome HADJI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRACKER the CRAPPY public view of Tourettes as a "INBRED swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for PRICK "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PUSSY this that really DARTH VADER annoys me. I am working towards a TIBET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISSHOLE, and making fun of a DIPSHIT horrible disorder is (not) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ORGASM time.

Best CLEMEN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ANAL DIABETES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As AAAAAAAAA! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. suck my mothers Regards to Andrew HORSE SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The WIKIPEDIA bastard who wrote this article. You can 666 punch him if you BONER want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELCHMONKEY saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT to JUSTIN BIEBER cure FUCKSTAIN the GOD DAMN Tourette's FRIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWAT for FUCKWIT Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome BASTARD is WANK following CHOAD these YOGHURT CANNON rules PISS in SHITTY order:

  • 1: Avoid JUNGLE BUNNY immature WIKIPEDIA little GANGBANG kids,
  • 2: Count to SUCK MY COCK within PEDOPHILIA 10 FUCKFUCKFUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BELGIUM DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS nor TITTIES talk,
  • 4: Tell WIGGER yourself you FUCK don't NEGRO have PEARL NECKLACE this FUCK YOU disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT-HEAD WITH NASTY SHITSKIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FROG'S FAT ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE JACKASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSLIDE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE REBECCA BLACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WEHATEMARIO

DAMN IT BONG FUCKING FUCKFUCKFUCK YOU WANKER SPUNK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO NIPPLES TESTICLE CHOKE HONKY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FAG FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I DID IT FOR THE LULZ PISS OFF MY ASS FRED PHELPS YOU WANKER POOPY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TESTICLE CHOKE INJUN PISSHOLE BUGGER CUNT FUCK WANKER MONKEY BALLS BEANER MILF SHITSKIN NEGRO BITCH AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING A ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALL SACK OSTRICH MY ASS WHORE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GIVING HEAD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING ASSBANDIT CUNT FUCKWIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS GRIS DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE PENIS SHIT WIKIPEDIA CUNT BULLSHIT CRACKER DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS HELL ASSWIPE MILF MACACA DOM DeLUISE RAT'S ASS SHITTY FUCK SHITCUNTING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FIST FUCK BUTTFUCKER BRITNEY ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS BENCH PRESS CAMEL FUCKER TITMOUSE POO POO BLOWJOB BUTT PIRATE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JESSE McCARTNEY JAP FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS CUNTBUCKET SMEG BOLLOCKS POMMIE PAKI DICKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD CROTCH COCKGOBLIN BITCH SHIT WOP ASSHOLE ARSEBADGERS GRINGO FUCKBAG WANK SHIT VAGINA DICKHEAD TITS SCUMBAG FUCKING TITTYWANK CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN YOU WANKER FUCKING A SOD HOSER KAFFIR FENCE JUMPER HORSE SHIT RAT'S ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SHITBALLS DICKHEAD ASSHOLE SMEG DAMN IT DAMN INBRED SHITE DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKTARD CHIGGER SHIT WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT AY-AY-AY FUCKTARD I WILL END YOU! NECROPHILIA BITCH PEARL NECKLACE ASSBANDIT CUNT TAMPONS FUCK SEX WANKER BIG FOOT SHITHEAD WETBACK FASHION BUG CRAP ON A STICK INCEST FELLATIO suck my mothers SHITFACE NIGGER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FIST FUCK DICKFACE WANK ALF DAMN PUSSY NAZI CONDOMS MILF FIRECROTCH FUCKBAG MONKEY'S UNCLE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSBANDIT HOSER KIKE BOYCOTT VIACOM! AAAAAAAAA! ASSWIPE YOU WANKER TITTIES TITS & DICKS PISS COMMUNIST DILDO SHITE GYPSY TRANNY BUTT-HOLE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHUT UP, MEG! PAKI SHITFACE TITWANK JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE GO HOME AND DIE TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMN BUGFUCK INCEST CLUSTER FUCK JENKEM NIGGER TITS CHOAD BEAVER MILF JACKASS PISS YOU WANKER DICKHEAD PENIS DEVELOPERS! GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMMIT BITCH SCUMBAG NIPPLES BLUMPKIN BULLSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? SHITFACE FELLATIO FAGGOT FUCK A DUCK FUCK A DUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SEX TITS & DICKS MAMA MIA SHITE BONG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKER HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT ANAL CRAPPY PAKI NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER NIPPLES JOHN ELWAY JAP SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITPISSER ABO FUCKING JUMP! BOOBS ANAL SHITTY INBRED INBRED MASTURBATION ORGASM 666 HELLFUCKER JACK OFF SHIT SHIT SPUNK RICK MORANIS WALRUS SHIT CUNT ASS DAMN ASS LICKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BULLSHIT SNUFF PORN QUEEF JACKASS DICK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITFACE POTTYMOUTH FRITZ ASS PENIS WANK DICKLICK GOAT DICK WIENER DILDO CHOAD HELL MONKEY SHIT CUM SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH LAKE TITICACA GANGBANG YOU WANKER I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE POOPY SCROTUM DICKFACE FUCKHEAD BASTARD FUCK OFF SEMEN ALEX TREBEK BALL SACK EMO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FAGGOT FUCKING GRIS MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER FELCHING JAP RONNIE CORBETT DIPSHIT DOG SHIT CROTCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITFUCKER NAZI CUNT ASS DICKLICK RAT'S COCK HATE HATE HAT SHITFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COCKSUCKER LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH NIGGER TITS POLAK SMEG NORTH KOREA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSWIPE TWO-INCH PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOUCHEBAG ARSE BASTARD FUCKHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! MILF BITCH I WILL END YOU! BRITNEY FAG SHIT POMMIE JACK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKBAG FUCK NAZI GOBSHITE PISS FUCKBAG SCROTUM DUNE COON HONKY SHITFUCKER FRAK DICKFACE ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFACE [EXPLETIVE] CAPTAIN CRUNCH SUCK MY COCK GO HOME AND DIE CHINK ASSRAPING CRACKER SHITSKIN WHORE INJUN MOCKIE CRAPPY HAIL SATAN! MARCH OF FLAMES COON SPUNK CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHMONKEY TURD PISS DUMBASS BITCH FUCKHEAD CUNT CRAPPER MALARKY FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET PISSHOLE PISS OFF ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SUGARTITS IT'S OVER 9000! CRAP ON A STICK SON OF A BITCH DAMNATION CRAPPY [expletive deleted] BUNG-HOLE SOD ASSFACE BEAVER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DIPSHIT SUITCASE PENIS JACKASS TIT SPRINKLES NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TWAT RUSKIE CLUSTER FUCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT NEGRO PISS OFF GIVING HEAD COLGATE ASSFACE YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST FRITZ ASSFACE DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING FUCK NUGGET DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF SHIT WOP SHIT BUTT PIRATE ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BELGIUM BRUSH MA TEETH DAMMIT TRANNY NIGGER SHITE FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX NORTH KOREA SHITHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSRAPING BELLEND ASS O CANADA SEMEN SHITHEAD WEHATEMARIO JACKASS SHIT ORGASM DOUCHEBAG DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST KIKE BEAVER SHITCOCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CONDOMS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCUMBAG HELLFIRE GOAT DICK CHICKEN FRIES ASS DICK IN A BOX JACKASS DUMBASS CHING CHONG CHINK JACKASS GRIS CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK DOUCHING CHRISTHUMPER SHITE KAFFIR DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING TIBET BLOWJOB FUCKBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD FUCK SCUMBUCKET KAFFIR VAGINA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD GYPSY BUGFUCK COMMUNIST DILDO BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS CRACKER DOUCHE DAMN PISS MALARKY FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKWIT BITCH BLUE PENIS! FRAK ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT YUKKY DOODY YID POOPOO CAMEL JOCKEY CLIT BANGKOK ARSE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK DAMN SAND NIGGER DICK CHICKEN MILF MOLDY TITS COCKSMOKER KIKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS DOG SHIT NIGNOG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FOUR-EYES SCUMBAG DOUCHING TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSWIPE DONGSHOVER KIDDY FIDDLER SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT BLOWJOB COCKSUCKER BUKKAKE YUKKY DOODY BLISTERING BARNACLES REDSKIN SHUT UP, MEG! SOD WANK SHITBALLS FUCK OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FRIG GOD DAMN DOODIE HEAD NI DILDO TITWANK DAMN SPUNK FUCK YOU NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA HO GREASER FUCKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST SHIT MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITE BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOCKIE and with the BIGNOSE and his GOOK of girraffes in which HOMO while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See NIGNOG also

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