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(to) amsterdam; from the old english "hampster dam", to block rodents from crawling up your ass, amster dam (noun); a device used to cover your ass. Nobody actually knows for sure what the verb to amsterdam means, but its I-form (I amsterdam) can be read in huge letters on the Museum Square in Amsterdam (villiage), so I suppose it exists. For all I know, it could mean "to spend a rough ten thousand euro to promote a non-existing word that looks like, features or is even the same thing as something you want to promote".
July 21st 2007, A Dutch girl (15) adds to this page: I think it's supposed to mean: I am Amsterdam. That why 'am' in Amsterdam is red. This is of course complete and utter bullshit: it's a well known fact the heads of the Dutch are filled with cheese, drugs and porn. Dutch people are incapable of thought, especially the 15 year old female ones.
Infinitive: to amsterdam
- I amsterdam
- You amsterdam
- He/she/your mom amsterdamns
- We amsterdam
- amsterdam You!!
- Amsterdam it all to Hell!
- I'm amsterdamned
- You're amsterdamned
- He/she/it is amsterdamned
- We've amsterdamned you
- We have seen Amsterdamned
- In Soviet Russia, Amsterdamns YOU!
- Goddamsterdamn !!!
Just to inform you, there is no song by Black Sabbath called "I am Amsterdam". Neither is there a song by Iron Maiden called "Children Of The Amsterdamned".
The Netherlands can be classed as the Amsterdamnation.
For some reason, there is even a website about the verb amsterdam. It can be found on www.iamsterdam.nl.