American Revolution (video game)

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War: ICOUnited Kingdom vs. ICOUnited Kingdom

*GeorgyB0i has entered the game*

*p4rtyb0i has entered the game*

GeorgyB0i: wut up p4rty

p4rtyb0i: nm u gonna tax frank or shud i???

GeorgyB0i: ima do it now

*FarmerFrank has entered the game*

*Taxes are now 374,934%.*

GeorgyB0i: pay me, n00bs.

*beerm4n has entered the game*

beerm4n: wtf stfu georgy

*beerm4n takes Tea from GeorgyB0i*

*beerm4n drops Tea*

GeorgyB0i: WTF!!1

beerm4n: no takzation w/o reprezentation n00b

GeorgyB0i: wtf is that?!?!?! theres no rule

beerm4n: STFU!!!@!

FarmerFrank: ur both n00bs

p4rtyb0i: stfu. you still owe us. ima close boston now.

*p4rtyb0i takes Boston*

*8 damage to FarmerFrank*

beerm4n: WFT H4X!!!!!!!

FarmerFrank: WTF!!?! IT WUZ HIM!1!!!!

beerm4n: ima tell admin

*beerm4n has left #AmericanRevolution*

p4rtyb0i: LOL!!

GeorgyB0i: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

p4rtyb0i: wut a n00b

FarmerFrank: wtf is so funy

GeorgyB0i: im admin on this channel

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FarmerFrank: shyt.

*beerm4n has joined the game*

beerm4n: WTF!! U CH34T!!!!

GeorgyB0i: stfu

*8 damage to FarmerFrank*

FarmerFrank: wtf!!?? gimme boston back

p4rtyb0i: no biotch

FarmerFrank: ima prove ur a ch34t3r

*FarmerFrank is now known as c0ngr3ss1*

c0ngr3ss1: now whut

beerm4n: lets ditch this channel

c0ngr3ss1: fuck that we need the traffic

GeorgyB0i: shyt. i gtg. take over p4rty

*GeorgyB0i has left #AmericanRevolution*

beerm4n: p4rtys a n00b

p4rtyb0i: stfu ima kill you

*p4rtyb0i builds Troops*

*p4rtyb0i orders Troops*

c0ngr3ss1: wtf! hes gonna kill us!

*FarmerJohn has entered the game*

FarmerJohn: ima help u beerm4n

*p4rtyb0i has struck FarmerJohn*

*2 damage to FarmerJohn*

FarmerJohn: wtf ur weak

*FarmerJohn has struck p4rtyb0i*

*20 damage to p4rtyb0i*

*FarmerJohn takes Concord*

*FarmerJohn takes Lexington*

p4rtyb0i: shyt

c0ngr3ss1: fuck there fighting already

*c0ngr3ss1 is now known as c0ngr3ss2*

*GeorgyB0i has entered the game*

*GeorgyB0i ignores c0ngr3ss2*

c0ngr3ss2: yo we gotta stop it

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*FarmerJohn has struck p4rtyb0i*

*25 damage to p4rtyb0i*

*p4rtyb0i has struck FarmerJohn*

*10 damage to FarmerJohn*

*p4rtyb0i has killed FarmerJohn!*

*p4rtyb0i takes Bunker Hill*

*FarmerJohn is idle*

c0ngr3ss2: shyt weak militia

c0ngr3ss2: ima make an army

*w4shSt3r has entered the game*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

*w4shSt3r builds Troop*

c0ngr3ss2: wtf cannot u go faster!??

w4shSt3r: i dunno how

*w4shSt3r has struck p4rtyb0i*

*20 damage to p4rtyb0i*

*p4rtyb0i has struck w4shSt3r*

*20 damage to w4shSt3r*

w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!

*FarmerJoe has entered the game*

*FarmerJoe takes Boston*

FarmerJoe: pwnd

p4rtyb0i: u rebels r gonna get pwnd

FarmerJoe: fu

*p4rtyb0i builds Troops*

*p4rtyb0i has struck FarmerJoe*

*25 damage to FarmerJoe*

*p4rtyb0i has killed FarmerJoe!*

c0ngr3ss2: wtf. ima be independent now

*c0ngr3ss2 is now known as Strz&Strpz*

""GeorgyB0i no longer has admin rights in this room"'

GeorgyB0iWTF how th3t h4ppen?

Strz&Strpz im ind3pendent n0w b1otch! u rnt admin ne mor HAHAHpwnd

p4rtyb0i: ima kill u 4 that

*p4rtyb0i takes New York*

*8 damage to Strz&Strpz*

w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!

*mercm3n has entered the game*

p4rtyb0i: join me

*p4rtyb0i tributes 2000 gold to mercm3n*

mercm3n: ok

*mercm3n has joined p4rtyb0i*

w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!

*w4shSt3r has struck mercm3n*

*25 damage to mercm3n*

*w4shSt3r has killed mercm3n!*

*w4shSt3r takes Trenton*

mercm3n: WTF?!?!?!!!!!

p4rtyb0i: ur weak mercm3n

*mercm3n has left channel #AmericanRevolution*

*0lB3nny has joined the game*

*Franc3 has joined the game*

*0lB3nny has struck p4rtyb0i*

*23 damage to p4rtyb0i*

*0lB3nny takes Saratoga*

Franc3: ur n00b p4rty

Franc3: ima join Strz&Strpz

*Franc3 joins Strz&Strpz*

Strz&Strpz: the l33t

*p4rtyb0i takes Savannah*

*p4rtyb0i takes Charleston*

w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!

0lB3nny: shyt ima lose

*0lB3nny joins p4rtyb0i*

Strz&Strpz: FU N00B!!!!!

w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!

*p4rtyb0i takes Yorktown*

w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!

Strz&Strpz: stfu w4shst3r. go kill p4rty

*w4shSt3r has struck p4rtyb0i*

*24 damage to p4rtyb0i*

*Franc3 has struck p4rtyb0i*

*61 damage to p4rtyb0i*

*p4rtyb0i has struck w4shSt3r*

*30 damage to w4shSt3r*

w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!

*Franc3 has struck p4rtyb0i*

*58 damage to p4rtyb0i*

*Franc3 has killed p4rtyb0i*

p4rtyb0i: WTF!!!??!!

Strz&Strpz: pwnd!!!!!!

Franc3: i did all the work n00b

Strz&Strpz: stfu

Franc3: fu n00b

*Franc3 has left channel #AmericanRevolution*

p4rtyb0i: u win n00bs, but u still have to pay me

Strz&Strpz: stfu

*Strz&Strpz tributes 2 to p4rtyb0i*

p4rtyb0i: ima come back n00bs

Strz&Strpz: ima pwn u again biotch

*p4rtyb0i has left channel #AmericanRevolution*

*Strz&Strpz has won the game!*

Strz&Strpz: PWN4G3


100 years later


*Franc3 has joined the game*

Franc3: 0 yah, g0t sumf1n 4 u, hawt b4be 1 found

*Franc3 tributes 3d pr0n to Strz&Strpz*

Strz&Strpz: OMFG!! hawtness!11!!eleven!!

Franc3: h4h4h4, now u haf 2 t4ke the 1mm1grants!

Strz&Strpz: fuk

*Franc3 has left channel #AmericanRevolution*

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