American Dad

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about American Dad.

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“Have you ever noticed how Roger sounds just like Peter from Family Guy with swish? Ha! Your voicing sucks, MacFarlane!”

~ Matt Groening on American Dad

“I HATE AMERICAN DAD! WHO EVER LOVES IT IS A FAGGOT!!!!!!!!1111111`”

~ Newbie of the Internet on American Dad

“At least I didn't hire anybody to bark for the dog...”

~ Seth MacFarlane on Family Guy and The Simpsons

“FAMILY GUY AND AMERICAN DAD ARE THE BEST SHOWS IN THE WORLD!”

~ Subliminal message recorded by MacFarlane being shown every 25 fractions of a second in both shows since 2005.

“Damn you Stan! You and your blue pants, I-- D'OH!”

~ Homer on Stan Smith

“More like 'American Dud!' Ha ha!... ooh, mercy.”

~ Loyal Viewer of The Simpsons

“Watching American Dad is comparable to watching paint dry... aside from the fact paint makes me laugh”

~ Most people who possess at least two functioning brain cells, thus excluding yo momma

American Dad is a cartoon on Fox TV, running from 2005 to present. Created by Seth MacFarlane, any and all content offensive to the USA is entirely intentional.

[edit] History

The Simpsons? Futurama? Family Guy?

American Dad was the brainchild of some idiot, who won the Mister Shitface crappy pageant in 1998 and 2001. Seth MacFarlane was the creator of another show, Family Guy, which is widely regarded as an ass kickin' show by juvenile hipster-wannabes who consider themselves 'too alternative' for The Simpsons, in much the same way that they misguidedly believe Apple's line of 'computers' to be superior to PCs running Windows. Eventually, MacFarlane got bored with having only his Simpsons rip-off, Family Guy to work with, so he created a new show based largely on hit animated show The Simpsons. The result was American Dad. Ironically, the show was actually as untolerable as Family Guy.

[edit] Concept

The Simpsons?

Hoping to make a series even less coherent than Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane ran "his" character through a blender. The results were American Dad. They then got tired of American jokes so they decided to move their characters to random locations in order to be able to add jokes mocking foreign cultures that are somewhat less absurd than America's own customs. There would be some lame ass, flogged horse jokes about American government that may or may not be funny in a parallel universe, as research is continuing. Rather than poking fun at American Society, Seth Macfaggot decided to make obscure references to dead celebrities. AND HAVE GOD-AWFUL SUB-PLOTS!!!!!!

[edit] Characters

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Stan Smith (voiced by George Dubya Bush): A paranoid CIA agent. He has an odd looking chin, and is very muscular. In fact, he's the closest a woman can get these days to a dream hunk. Revealed in the second season to be an alternate-universe muscular version of Quagmire, as evidenced by that freaking HUGE chin.

Francine Smith (voiced by Stevie Nicks): Francine is Stan's wife. She cooks. She cleans. She's usually THAT boring, and most fans want her to be eaten alive by a polar bear. Sometimes she goes on outlandish vacations to places like Sweden or Waterloo, IA. Nobody but me knows this, though because I am always in her panties which she keeps in her purse and not where they are supposed to be.

Steve Smith (voiced by Emeril Lagasse): The family's only (biological) son. He is geeky, and can speak Klingon fluently.

Hayley Smith (voiced by Hilary Duff): A hippie. Stan doesn't trust her because he hates hippies.

Klaus (voiced by This Guy): Item one that usually doesn't talk in real life but does in this show. (Substitute for talking baby) A German goldfish. He has an unrequited sexual desire for Francine (sick pervert). Klaus is the most depressing thing on earth. Studies have shown that even Hunter S. Thompson was creeped out by Klaus' loneliness; so much so that it was caused him to commit to suicide. (That's right America, it wasn't the drugs that screwed up his brain!)

Roger (voiced by Kelsey Grammar): Item two that usually doesn't talk in real life but does in this show. (Substitute for talking dog) An alien Stan found at Area 51 (duh!), Roger can be very cynical at times. He is fluent in crap and can speak it at 500 turds/sec.

Avery Bullock (voiced by Captain Picard): Stan's boss. He decides to like... little girls, little girls. Sort of... Well why? BECAUSE HE IS A PEDOPHILE that can't spell! Wait. Never mind.

John Jr. (voiced by Jake Plummer): Introduced midway through Season 4 to pique viewer interest. He is actually John Madden's biological son. HOLY CRAP!

Bar friends (voiced by Colonel Sanders, Condoleeza Rice and Johnny Depp): Yeah.

[edit] Controversy

Roger the Alien (Kelsey Grammar) in an episode of American Dad.

Parental groups backlashed the show from the start, but additional backlash came from people who didn't like John Jr. Chickenpox had this to say: "No one disses John Madden and gets away with it. SUCK LEMONS BITCHES! HAHAHA!" After this, Chickenpox filled all its slots with John Madden videos, but by then nobody was watching so there was no controversy.

Seth Macfarlane was quoted as saying: "I know this is a rip off of Family Guy and before that The Simpsons, but as long as my team of slave, sorry pet manatees keep churning out crap, I can afford to live in a dream land where I am better than Matt Groaning and Bob Odenkirk ."

Most people have said about the show 'I'd rather shove a chainsaw up my arse than watch the show'. Others believe this to generous towards American Dad.