America may stand for
- United States of America - A north-american country erroneously referred to "America" despite being the most hated country from the Old and New World for their dumbassery and obesity.
- North America - The northern part of America. Harbors the aforementioned country of the United States with even more fail from the Canadians
- South America - a.k.a Coffeeland, Sudacaland, and home of the 2014 FIFA World Cup. Known for their love of communism, hot women, coffee, weed, AIDS and football.
|Countries and territories of North America|
| America: United States of America | Confederate States of America|
Canada: Canada | People's Republic of Canada | United States of Canada
Everyone else: Awesome land | Not So Awesome Land | Barbados | Cuba | Dominica | Dominican Republic | Haiti | Jamaica | Mexico | Tortuga | Trinidad and Tobago
|Acadia | Bermuda Triangle | Ernst Thälmann Island | Duchy of Björk | British Virgin Islands | Caribbean | Cayman Islands | Clipperton | Greenland | Gulf of Mexico | Martinique | Monkey Island | Orgasm | Pen Island | St. Pierre and Miquelon | Puerto Rico | Québec | Tropico | U.S. Virgin Islands | Wikiland|
|Central America||Belize | Costa Rica | El Humidor | Guatemala | Honduras | Nicaragua | Panama | Panama Canal Zone|
|South America||Argentina | Bolivia | Brazil | Bulimia | Chile | Colombia | Easter Island | Ecuador | Falkland Islands | French Guiana | Galapagos Islands | Guyana | Locombia | Paraguay | Peru | Suriname | Uruguay | Vergüenzuela|