Amanda Tapping

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Amanda Tapping
Amanda Tapping OCC Adelaide 2014
Amanda Tapping at Oz Comic-Con Adelaide, Australia in 2014
Date of birth: August 28, 1965 (age 48)
Birth location: Rochford, Essex, England
Date of death: None
Death location: None
Height: 5' 9" (1,75 m)
Other name(s): Amanda Tapping III
Amanda "Slut" Tapping
Mistress Amanda Tapping
Grand Empress of SciFi
Amanda "Affair" Tapping
Amanda "Sex" Tapping
Sex Queen
Slut Queen
Sex goddess
Goddess of Love
Goddess of Sex
The Queen of the Sluts
Official site:
Notable role(s): Samantha Carter (in Stargate SG-1)
Nude Samantha Carter (in Nude Stargate SG-1)
Helen Magnus (in Sanctuary)
Nude Helen Magnus (in Sanctuary Hookers, Sanctuary Harem, Sanctuary stirppers, Sanctuary Nude, Sanctuary: Sex and the City, Sanctuary: Sex and the City 2)
Academy Awards: 4
Spouse: Alan Kovacs (m. 1994)

Typhuss James Halliwell (secret lover) (1997–present)

Amanda Tapping (born August 28, 1965) is an English-born Canadian American actress, a fact that she herself finds confusing.

edit Nicknames

Tapping has earned nicknames during her acting career as Samantha Carter and Helen Magnus, including Amanda "Slut" Tapping, Mistress Amanda Tapping, Grand Empress of SciFi, Amanda "Affair" Tapping, Amanda "Sex" Tapping, Sex Queen, Slut Queen, Sex goddess, Goddess of Love, Goddess of Sex and The Queen of the Sluts.

edit Early life and education

Born in Rochford, Essex, England, she moved with her family to Ontario, Canada when she was three years old. She attended North Toronto Collegiate Institute where she excelled in environmental science and drama. However, when she finished in 1984, she decided to focus her attention on drama, attending the University of Windsor School of Dramatic Arts in Windsor, Ontario.

edit Directing experience

Tapping's first directing experience was during the seventh season of Stargate SG-1 on an episode titled "Resurrection", written by co-star Michael Shanks. She directed the seventh episode of Sanctuary season two titled "Veritas". She has directed three episodes (6, 8 and 10) of Primeval: New World and one episode (2.12) of Continuum.

edit Personal life

Samantha Carters house
Amanda Tapping's lover's house, what!!!!! Amanda Tapping has a lover

"The sex is spectacular and hot and Typhuss is great in bed."

—Amanda Tapping on her new lover, 1997

As of 2004, Tapping lives with her husband, Alan Kovacs, in Vancouver, British Columbia. Tapping has a secret lover named Typhuss James Halliwell (Don't tell Alan.! Tapping is having affair but Alan Doesn't Know About it!, Don't tell Alan!. Tapping started her affair with Typhuss in 1997 by that point "Tapping had been married to Alan Kovacs for three years"!.) She has one daughter, Olivia, born on 22 March 2005. Tapping has two living brothers, Richard and Christopher. A third brother, Steven, died in December 2006. Tapping's affair with Typhuss continues to this day and Tapping is able to hide her affair from Alan!. Recently, Tapping's husband Alan Kovacs followed her after Tapping left her house to have sex with Typhuss, her lover, the affair was almost found out but Tapping's followers of the Church of Buffy were able to drive Alan away. Amanda made a statement to her followers: "Thank you for driving Alan away from me, my affair would have been found out by my husband and the "sex with my lover Typhuss was great!." Tapping continues to hide her affair from Alan with the help of the Church of Buffy, her followers.

edit Acting career

Amanda Tapping began her acting career as the head of Big Bird on Sesame Street before a brief stint as William Shatner's stunt double. Both these roles showcased her trademark huge eyes and yellowness. Indeed it is believed that photographs of her as a small child, as well as her ability to create electricity, were the inspiration for the Pokemon character Pikichou.

edit Samantha Carter

She has her way...

Tapping is best known for her portrayal of Samantha Carter in the television series Stargate SG-1, the fictionalized true stories of real things that could maybe not have happened. She achieved star-billing alongside John Billingsley when her character's popularity rose following an episode where the main characters finally "did it" and viewers saw her left leg naked. In the seventh season she wrote around half the episodes, treating viewers to such popular treats as Carter Gets Her Hair Cut, Carter Gets A Kitten and Carter Slays Vampires.

The character Samantha Carter is also memorable for disguising herself as Robin Hood by always wearing green and black clothes, talking about science (especially magnets), and bringing a whole new meaning to the term "ex-boyfriend" by having an unfeasibly large number of partners who subsequently die.

At one point in the notorious Season 11 all her ex-boyfriends rose from the grave to follow her around the universe with the assistance of her only surviving (so far) ex-boyfriend Pete "I use the FBI to stalk women I want to marry" Shenanigan. In order to avoid them, Samantha Carter had to change her listing in the phone book to Samanther Carter aka Big Sam Carta aka Magna Carter. This plotline was resolved when Carter's fictional storyline echoed that of real life actress Amanda Tapping. Carter became Mope of the Church of Buffy and acquired the power to deal violently with her undead admirers.

edit Religious conversion

Amanda Tapping 1998
Amanda Tapping in 1998

In 1998, Tapping converted to the Church of Buffy. She successfully evangelised her fellow Stargate SG-1 cast members and then the production team which led to the infamous Stargategate incident during the notorious Season 11 of the long-running show.

edit Stargate SG-1

Tapping persuaded the writers to give her fictional character Samantha Carter a plot arc in which she became the fictional head of the fictional Church of Buffy in the fictional Stargate multiverse mirroring Tapping's real life role as Mope of the real life Church of Buffy. The controversy came to a head after the transmission of episode eleventy-one in which Mope Samantha Carter presided at the marriage of Jack O'Neill to Thor of the Asgard. Fans of the show were delighted and they converted to the Church of Buffy by the trailer-full.

The authorities were less than pleased and the U.S. Government instigated an official investigation into the broadcast media being used as a tool to evangelise unsuspecting Americans. The conclusions drawn from this investigation led to new legislation to ban all broadcast evangelism and several prominent evangelical leaders were imprisoned for tax fraud and other fibbing. However Amanda Tapping and the Church of Buffy emerged from the Stargategate kerfuffle with their reputations unscathed and, many would argue, more popular than ever.

edit Stargate SG-1 spinoffs

"The knowledge that millions of Stargate fans would soon be viewing my nude body as they would be lauching the naked Samantha first episode chilled me to the bone."

—Amanda Tapping on the new show
Samantha Carter
Amanda Tapping as Samantha Carter during Nude Stargate SG-1
Sam Carter HOTTIE
Samantha Carter's new uniform for Nude Stargate SG-1

Amanda Tapping stared as the Nude Samantha Carter in the Stargate SG-1 spin off called Nude Stargate SG-1. Tapping is best known for her portrayal of Nude Samantha Carter in Nude Stargate SG-1. Tapping made a statement about her new character Nude Samantha Carter: "Sam Carter is always nude and has lots of sex in the new show. Carter will also have lots of sex with Thor, an Asgard and Carter will have lots of sex with Typhuss James Halliwell, her lover."

"We are doing a Sam Carter and Thor have sex arc in the series where Sam has sex with Thor, the fans will like that, Carter will have sex with Thor and two Asgard officers. The Thor sex episodes will be fun and sexy. Thor finally gets his wish, he will get to see Sam naked and have sex with Sam."

Tapping made another statement: "Stargate fans will enjoy seeing Sam Carter nude for the first time, I tried to do that in Stargate SG-1 but it never happen, its going to be sexy and nude time for Sam Carter in the new series."

Tapping made another statement: "Practical jokes on the set were always keeping me on my toes. This time it was difficult to laugh when i found out that they canned the bondage scene on the first take. The other thirty takes were just to see how much sitmulation i could take before i lost my self control. Not long. Cable has taken up the option of the revamped Stargate SG-1 franchise."

Because of the inappropriate content such as nudity, threesomes, orgys and sex scenes Amanda Tapping did as Nude Samantha Carter on the show it was moved to a new channel called NC-17 Syfy channel or also known as the Nude Amanda Tapping channel (XXXX Nude 799), the name was Tapping's idea. The episodes of Season One of Nude Stargate SG-1 are Carter Gives Thor His Wish, Thrill Me and Thor's Girl, Thor's Death, all plots of the episodes have Sam Carter having sex with Thor and his two Asgard officers, which Tapping want to do in Stargate SG-1 but never go the chance to do her Thor sex episodes until Nude Stargate SG-1 was made by MGM in 2007 after the final episode Unending of Stargate SG-1 aired on TV. The last episode has sex in it, Thor died and Sam is sad that her Asgard lover is dead. To make herself fell better Carter has sex with her lover Typhuss James Halliwell in her quarters.

The first episode is called Carter Gives Thor His Wish, in the episode Sam Gives Thor His Wish, seeing Carter in the nude, Sam is looking sideways. Teal'c has his eyes closed and Thor has a big smile on his face. Thor says "its about time I see you naked, Colonel Carter!." Sam takes Thor to his quarters and has sex with Thor in his bed. Thor says "I get to have sex with you, Colonel Carter." Carter says "this was your wish Thor, to see me naked and have sex with me." Thor says "Yes it was, Colonel Carter!". The second episode is called Thrill Me, in the episode Sam wants to have a threesome with Thor and his two Asgard officers, Thor agress. Thor takes Sam to his ship, Sam stripps nude. Sam walks over to a Asgard sex table and gets on the table. Sam is nude aboard Thor's ship while sitting on a table with three Asgard one of them being Thor, the Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet. Thor has his hand on Sam's breast, Sam is also touching herself, Sam says Thrill Me (have sex with me, Thor). The episode ends with Thor and the two Asgard having a threesome with Sam Carter in Thor's quarters. At the end of the episode Sam says Thrill Me, you sexy Asgard"!. Thor says "As you wish, Colonel Carter!."

The third episode is called Thor's Girl, in the episode Sam is nude on the Stargate ramp and the Stargate is on, Sam has her arms and hands above her head, Thor comes though the Stargate. Thor says "There's my girl!". Carter says "that's right, I am Thor's girl!." Thor puts his hand on Carter's pussy. Later Sam takes Thor to her quarters and has sex with him in her bed. Thor says "I am having sex with you again, Colonel Carter!." Carter says "Yes you are, Thor, you sexy Asgard"!. The episode ends with Carter and Thor having more sex in her quarters.

The fourth episode is called Thor's Death, the last episode in the Sam Carter and Thor have sex arc, in the episode Sam is sad that her Asgard lover, Thor is dead. At the end of the episode to make herself fell better Carter has sex with her lover Typhuss James Halliwell in her quarters. Nude Stargate SG-1 run for 13 seasons, the last episode is called Sam Carter's Nude wedding, in the series finale Sam and Typhuss get married, in the last episode Sam is nude at her wedding. This episode is Tapping's favorite of the whole Nude Stargate SG-1 series.

edit Sanctuary

Recently, she was sent back in time to recruit more for the church but she was sent to a time when the television wasn't invented yet. (But Joss is Godly and can't make mistakes so shut up!) But she was granted immortality and has recruited people throughout the ages (like Bigfoot and Jack the Ripper) in the guise of Helen Magnus. On a weekly basis she hunts down traitors to the church and either kills them or returns them to the path of church and returns them to their equivilent to the vatican- the Sanctuary(for all as long as your part of the church). Most recently her daughter betrayed the church for the Battlestar Galactica society The Cabal. We don't know why and The Powers that Bes cellphone is turned off so they can't be reached. Amanda made a statement about her daughter's treason: " May she burn in the Hellmouth for all eternity!". She has made Bigfoot her Cardinal. In January 2011, Sanctuary was renewed for a fourth season, which finished airing on December 30, 2011. On May 21, 2012, Syfy announced that Sanctuary will not be returning for a fifth season and that the show has been cancelled. Amanda made a statement about the end of Sanctuary: Oh, bloody hell!. On October 8, 2012, PPI Releasing announced that it would distribute the series in U.S. syndication, starting fall (autumn September/October) 2013.

edit Sanctuary spinoffs

"The knowledge that millions of Sanctuary fans would soon be viewing my nude body as they would be lauching the naked Helen first episode chilled me to the bone."

—Amanda Tapping on the new show

In 2014 Amanda Tapping stared as Helen Magnus in the Sanctuary spin offs Sanctuary Hookers and Sanctuary Harem. In fall of 2014 Amanda Tapping stared as Helen Magnus in the second Sanctuary spin offs Sanctuary stirppers and Sanctuary Nude. During the course of these shows Amanda was given the nickname of Amanda "Slut" Tapping by her fans and cast and crew as Amanda would do sex scenes.

edit Sanctuary movies

In summer of 2014 Amanda Tapping stared as Helen Magnus in the first Sanctuary movie called Sanctuary: Sex and the City. In 2015 Amanda Tapping stared as Helen Magnus in the second Sanctuary movie called Sanctuary: Sex and the City 2.

I'd kree her Jaffa, if you know what I mean.

edit Mapacy

Aside from her acting, Tapping is best known as Mope Amanda Tapping III of the Church of Buffy, having ascended to the Mapacy in 2003...

edit Current factual triva stuff

Tapping hopes to insert her role in the Church into further episodes of both Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, possibly by bringing Eliza Dushku in to fill the void left by Andrew Dean Richardson in the scheduled forty-third Season of Stargate SG-1.

In real life, Tapping is a noted UFO-hunter and book-collector, often combining these two hobbies in unusual and disturbing ways. A widely-circulated myth is that Amanda is an international tapping champion. The origin of this rumour remains unknown. She also has the Nobel prize in Astrophysics or something.

edit Alternate reality

edit Alternate Amanda Tapping

Alternate Amanda Tapping
Alternate Amanda Tapping in an alternate alternate reality

In an alternate alternate Tapping reality, due to the end of Stargate SG-1 during its ninth season Tapping was never married to Alan Kovacs in 1994. Tapping did not need to have a affair with Typhuss to have sex with him, in this alternate alternate reality, Tapping and Typhuss were lovers. In this reality there was no tenth season of Stargate SG-1 and no Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe. The Stargate movies Stargate: The Ark of Truth and Stargate: Continuum were not made. They made a new Stargate show called Stargate: Revolution in 2011, starring Amanda Tapping as Brigadier General Samantha Carter, the new commander of Stargate Command. In the first episode, roughly two years after the defeat of the Ori, Carter was promoted to Brigadier General and was put in charge of Stargate Command, placing her in command when the base was attacked by the System Lords Third Battle Group.

edit See also

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