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The Trump Tower is the Manhattan headquarters of the Trump Organization and home of U.S. President-elect Donald Trump, who lives with wife Melanoma in the penthouse bachelor pad. Though only the 64th tallest building in New York City, it is far better than all the others, so much better, you're going to see just how much better. It essentially is taller than all the rest. (more...)

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January 17: International Punch Danny Baker In The Crotch Day

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Comrade Danny upon being crotch punched.

  • 1993 - Danny Baker punched in the crotch
  • 1994 - Danny Baker punched repeatedly in the crotch
  • 1995 - Many people punch Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 1996 - In the crotch, Danny Baker is punched
  • 1997 - Danny Baker's crotch punched repeatedly
  • 1998 - In Soviet Russia, Danny Baker's crotch punches YOU!!
  • 1999 - Danny Baker retires with crotch-strain
  • 2003 - Unnamed burglar breaks into Danny Baker's retirement home to punch him in the crotch
  • 2005 - Danny Baker kicked in the crotch by Big Bird
  • 2007 - Danny Baker gets his balls punched off by Nathan Thompson.
  • 2008 - Various minor celebrities wait in line for four hours to punch Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 2009 - Danny Baker's son declares his intent to continue his father's legacy of being punched in the crotch on his death, then affirms this by punching Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 2009 - Danny Baker's son dies of broken crotch
  • 2010 - Danny Baker digs up his son, punches him in the crotch and buries himself
  • 2012 - The end of days comes and Danny Baker gets his revenge on the world by punching everybody in the crotch.

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