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[edit] !noitnettA
!esrevinU etanretlA eht si sihT
[edit] Please!
If you're NOT from this universe, GO AWAY!
[edit] Language for the Alternate Universe
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[edit] Moonrise Report
Good night all you non-existent people out there! As you know this is the alternate universe! So here's the report for the night! YOU STINK!
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Today's Least Interesting ArticleToday's featured articleClassical Satire is, like most of us already know, the true and heterogeneous form of any actual humour - to the extent of getting slightly disinteresting, even boring at times. This might seem contradictory, since the aim of humour is to entertain - but in the bygone days, before 2008, there used to be different views. Satirical content and the simultaneous lack thereof creates controversy of such homeric proportions that no attempt has ever been made to clear the issue. This study aims only to clarify the most salient points. Its purpose is not to try converting any of our humoristic axioms into a thing understandable in the latter part of the 21st century - we will never be mature enough for that - but to clarify the most salient points. Those tuned in for what actually is funny should ignore the article in its entirety: mens sana in corpore is not what gives our truths the complexity they deserve. Is satire, after all, just a myth - and is classical satire, therefore, a classical myth? That is what cannot be told for certain. What we do know is that the myth-makers of the satire industry - Voltaire, Swift, Oliver Stone and Milton to name just a few - have been pretty busy trying to convince us that some of it existed before the year 1924. Talk about feathering your own nest. (more...) Recently featured: I will never forget - The Pilgrim Fathers - Frida Kahlo - Matter - I ate your Haagen-Dazs - Carnies
Yesterday's featured articleDon't you know how important today is?!? What do you mean, what happened today?!? Today is a day that will live on in infamy! Don't you know what infamy means? It means you fucking remember! I mean, I would have expected this from one of those god damned liberals, but not you! Everytime I see one of them towel-headed... ...sand-niggers, I remember! I always sit there wondering, "What kinda bomb is this sand-nigger gonna blow me up with today?", because that's what sand-niggers do, they blow you up! So I go up to him, and go all like "I dunno what you're doin' here, sand-nigger, but we here folk don't like bein' blown up, so why don't you just saddle up and head outta town! We don't like your kind 'round here!" Try and apply for a job at the corner store, will he? I sure showed him... Everytime I watch one of those liberal pansy-assed... ...news channels, I remember! I watch one of them there pansies, sittin' there in their fancy elitist suits, at their fancy elitist desks, reading their fancy elitist teleprompters, tellin' me how "President" Osama is gonna be pulling troops out of I-Rack, so I shout at him "Don't you remember?!? We need to find those dirty sand-niggers who did it! Oh Lord, he's one of them sand-niggers himself!" (More...) If you vote for your favorite articles to be featured, we will kill you. More of the worst of Uncyclopedia The futureDecember 22: Female Awareness Day, International Orgasm Day
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