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International Punch Danny Baker In The Crotch Day
Comrade Danny upon being crotch punched.
1993 - Danny Baker punched in the crotch
1994 - Danny Baker punched repeatedly in the crotch
1995 - Many people punch Danny Baker in the crotch
1996 - In the crotch, Danny Baker is punched
1997 - Danny Baker's crotch punched repeatedly
1998 - In Soviet Russia, Danny Baker's crotch punches YOU !!
1999 - Danny Baker retires with crotch-strain
2003 - Unnamed burglar breaks into Danny Baker's retirement home to punch him in the crotch
2005 - Danny Baker kicked in the crotch by Big Bird
2007 - Danny Baker gets his balls punched off by Nathan Thompson.
2008 - Various minor celebrities wait in line for four hours to punch Danny Baker in the crotch
2009 - Danny Baker's son declares his intent to continue his father's legacy of being punched in the crotch on his death, then affirms this by punching Danny Baker in the crotch
2009 - Danny Baker's son dies of broken crotch
2010 - Danny Baker digs up his son, punches him in the crotch and buries himself
2012 - The end of days comes and Danny Baker gets his revenge on the world by punching everybody in the crotch.