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'''Alliteration''' articulates an artistic and alacritous approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments.
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Alliteration allows aspiring authors abilities above average approaches. Alliterative adroitness accentuates accomplishments (an appealing aspect appalling artistic arrangements attempt abominably). Allowing additional anterior [[alphabet|alphanumerics]], although adumbrating aesthetic accuracy, affords abortive artistic acuity. Ancient alliterations affirm [[Archeology|archeological]] assertions accrediting archaic artistic alliterative ascendancy. Albeit acutely arduous, alliteration affects antonymous [[Al Gore|allegory]], an absolute actualization alluding asomatous abstruse [[anime|anima]].
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'''Alliteration''' articulates an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments.
 
Alliteration allows aspiring authors abilities above average approaches. Alliterative adroitness accentuates accomplishments (an appealing aspect appalling artistic arrangements attempt abominably). Allowing additional anterior [[alphabet|alphanumerics]], although adumbrating aesthetic accuracy, affords abortive artistic acuity. Ancient alliterations assent [[Archeology|archeological]] assertions accrediting archaic artistic alliterative ascendancy. Albeit acutely arduous, alliteration affects antonymous [[Al Gore|allegory]], an absolute actualization alluding asomatous abstruse [[anime|anima]].
 
   
==Applications==
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<li class='toclevel-1'>[[#_2|<span class="tocnumber">1</span> <span class="toctext">Applications</span>]]</li>
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<li class='toclevel-1'>[[#_2|<span class="tocnumber">2</span> <span class="toctext">Arguments about Alliteration</span>]]</li>
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<li class='toclevel-2'>[[#_3|<span class="tocnumber">2.1</span> <span class="toctext">Advocates</span>]]</li>
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<li class='toclevel-1'>[[#_5|<span class="tocnumber">3</span> <span class="toctext">Argentina</span>]]</li>
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Alliteration aided artificers all along, and always assists artists' attempts at [[Anal sex|aesthetic amelioration.]]
 
Alliteration aided artificers all along, and always assists artists' attempts at [[Anal sex|aesthetic amelioration.]]
   
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*Android arbitration.
 
*Android arbitration.
 
*Anxious alligator admonition.
 
*Anxious alligator admonition.
*Ameliorating anecdotal accounts are annoying.
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*Ameliorating annoying anecdotal accounts.
 
*Amiable arguments about alternative antidotes.
 
*Amiable arguments about alternative antidotes.
 
*Artistic artisans avert annoying anteaters' attention.
 
*Artistic artisans avert annoying anteaters' attention.
*Androgynous [[autoerotic asphyxiation]]. (Admittedly, anonymous activists advise against allowing anoxemia.)
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*Androgynous [[Autofellatio|autoerotic asphyxiation]]. (Admittedly, anonymous activists advise against allowing anoxemia.)
   
==Arguments about Alliteration==
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===Advocates===
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<span style="color: black; background: none; font-weight: normal; font-size: 135%; float:left">'''Advocates'''</span><br>
 
Alliteration's advocates approve alliterative articles and always appreciate anterior alphanumeric axiom adherence.
 
Alliteration's advocates approve alliterative articles and always appreciate anterior alphanumeric axiom adherence.
 
:Arguments advocating alliteration:
 
:Arguments advocating alliteration:
 
:* Any alliterating alphanumeric arrangement acquires an aggrandized [[Atmosphere|atmospheric ambiance]].
 
:* Any alliterating alphanumeric arrangement acquires an aggrandized [[Atmosphere|atmospheric ambiance]].
:* Alliterators acquire an [[ace]] argot, applicable among added active alliterators.
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:* Alliterators acquire an ace argot, applicable among added active alliterators.
 
:* Anyone apt at alliteration [[Sex|animates assuasively]].
 
:* Anyone apt at alliteration [[Sex|animates assuasively]].
   
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<span style="color: black; background: none; font-weight: normal; font-size: 135%; float:left">'''Adversaries'''</span><br>
 
Alliteration's adversaries assume absolute alliteration [[nonsense|absurd]]. "After all, any arrant application as abrasive as absolute alliteration assures awkwardness and altercation", an avid automatic alliteration antagonist alludes.
 
Alliteration's adversaries assume absolute alliteration [[nonsense|absurd]]. "After all, any arrant application as abrasive as absolute alliteration assures awkwardness and altercation", an avid automatic alliteration antagonist alludes.
 
:Arguments against alliteration:
 
:Arguments against alliteration:
:* Arguably, alliterative A's aren't actually authentic.
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:* Arguably, alliterative A's are assonant and aren't actually authentic.
:* [[Alligator|Alligators]] aren't alliterators, and alligators are [[awesome]].
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:* Alliteration arouses absolute amazement amongst asinine associates.
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:* Average [[United States of America|Americans]] absolutely abhor any (and all) alliteration.
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:* Alligators aren't alliterators, although alligators are absolutely [[awesome]].
   
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<span style="color: black; background: none; font-weight: normal; font-size: 135%; float:left">'''Apathetics'''</span><br>
 
Alliteration's apathetics advise against agonizing about alliteration.
 
Alliteration's apathetics advise against agonizing about alliteration.
 
:Arguments allowing alliteration at average amounts:
 
:Arguments allowing alliteration at average amounts:
 
:* An aureate average always acts as an agreeable alternative.
 
:* An aureate average always acts as an agreeable alternative.
   
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{{Q|Alle Argentinier! Achtung!|Adolf|}}
   
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[[Argentina|Argentinians]] always asphyxiate alcoholics around August and agitate [[Alaska]], although [[nobody cares|apathetic]] [[American|Americans]] allow aggressive Argentinian attacks against [[Albania]]. [[Alcoholics Anonymous]] agents attempt assaults against Argentina; amusing assholes, apparently! [[Kitten huffing|Alabaster]] ain't allowed around Argentina anymore.
   
[[Argentina|Argentinians]] always asphyxiate alcoholics around August and agitate [[Alaska]], although [[nobody cares|apathetic]] [[American|Americans]] allow Argentinian aggression. [[Alcoholics Anonymous]] agents attempt assaults against Argentina; amusing assholes, apparently! [[Kitten huffing|Alabaster]] ain't allowed around Argentina anymore.
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Amen. Always armed and amicable.
   
Amen.
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*[[Ioan Gruffudd|An amazingly alliterative actor]]
 
*[[Vladimir_Nabokov|An agonising alliterative agent]]
 
*[[Vladimir_Nabokov|An agonising alliterative agent]]
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Arguments, agreements, advice, answers. Articulate announcements!

~ Ancient “Advancement” Artist Adrian addressing Ample Animals

Alliteration articulates an artistic and alacritous approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments. Alliteration allows aspiring authors abilities above average approaches. Alliterative adroitness accentuates accomplishments (an appealing aspect appalling artistic arrangements attempt abominably). Allowing additional anterior alphanumerics, although adumbrating aesthetic accuracy, affords abortive artistic acuity. Ancient alliterations affirm archeological assertions accrediting archaic artistic alliterative ascendancy. Albeit acutely arduous, alliteration affects antonymous allegory, an absolute actualization alluding asomatous abstruse anima.

Argyle-arson

An accomplished actor, Alan Alda's always assaulted around amorous argyle arsonists.

Peterpirate

Peter Pan pleasantly picks planks, painstakingly preparing precipitating plentiful punts, punishing pansy pirates.

Elin grindemyr lesbian

Long legged lusciously lithe lesbians lunging long lustfully longing licks, licking large languishing love lips.

Toplesstaxi

Tantalizingly tall trampy topless teenagers tend to titillate tempted taxi-drivers.

Adamarchuleta

American athlete Adam Archuleta asphyxiating after an allergy attack.

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Applications

Alliteration aided artificers all along, and always assists artists' attempts at aesthetic amelioration.

Assorted alliterative applications are:

  • Aardvark adulation.
  • Android arbitration.
  • Anxious alligator admonition.
  • Ameliorating annoying anecdotal accounts.
  • Amiable arguments about alternative antidotes.
  • Artistic artisans avert annoying anteaters' attention.
  • Androgynous autoerotic asphyxiation. (Admittedly, anonymous activists advise against allowing anoxemia.)
Arguments about Alliteration

Advocates
Alliteration's advocates approve alliterative articles and always appreciate anterior alphanumeric axiom adherence.

Arguments advocating alliteration:
  • Any alliterating alphanumeric arrangement acquires an aggrandized atmospheric ambiance.
  • Alliterators acquire an ace argot, applicable among added active alliterators.
  • Anyone apt at alliteration animates assuasively.

Adversaries
Alliteration's adversaries assume absolute alliteration absurd. "After all, any arrant application as abrasive as absolute alliteration assures awkwardness and altercation", an avid automatic alliteration antagonist alludes.

Arguments against alliteration:
  • Arguably, alliterative A's are assonant and aren't actually authentic.
  • Alliteration arouses absolute amazement amongst asinine associates.
  • Average Americans absolutely abhor any (and all) alliteration.
  • Alligators aren't alliterators, although alligators are absolutely awesome.

Apathetics
Alliteration's apathetics advise against agonizing about alliteration.

Arguments allowing alliteration at average amounts:
  • An aureate average always acts as an agreeable alternative.
Argentina

“Alle Argentinier! Achtung!”

Argentinians always asphyxiate alcoholics around August and agitate Alaska, although apathetic Americans allow aggressive Argentinian attacks against Albania. Alcoholics Anonymous agents attempt assaults against Argentina; amusing assholes, apparently! Alabaster ain't allowed around Argentina anymore.

Amen. Always armed and amicable.

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