Alien Ant Farm
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There are two types of Alien Ant Farm, the first, and more commonly known is the User:Tom Mayfair from Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi. The Endor moon was one entire ant farm, but was run by ants disguised in teddy bear costumes. This was done to gain support as they attempted to overthrow their mortal enemies, the Jedflies. The second is a band, who little is known about except that they released one song, which was a cover of Smooth Criminal (the original was done by a caveman, then covered by Michael Jackson). Having only released one album, their fanbase is limited to those who can't get over how good their one song was.
Although a second song from their album was featured on Tony Hawk 3, it does not hide the fact that nobody has seen or heard of them since 2001. There are many theories as to when they will re-emerge, although the most likely is that 2001 was their re-emergence, and they were merely a front for Michael Jackson to remind everyone he covered it first.
[edit] Genre
There is no one genre to define Alien Ant Farm, although the closest is punk-alternative-grunge-heavy-rock. Since they have not released any new material in the last five years, they fall under the genre of has-beens. Then again, they had to have been a been to be a has-been, in which case they are just a has-.
this article was last modified almost 30 years ago, they are now considered was-could-should-has-maybe-kinda-beens
[edit] Band Members
The current lineup of Alien Ant Farm does not exist because they do not exist. However, at the time of their release, the band was comprised of four men who did not own a razor between them.
It seems one was going for the Bono corss Ali G look, and wears glasses which he does not need. He is the lead singer, name unknown. There is also a bassist, who may or may not be the love child of Richard Gere and Jason Biggs. The other two members are clones of the singer, but during the process there was a blackout resulting in deformities. Their stage names are Dryden Mitchell (singer), Terence Corso (non-singer), Tye Zamora (semi-singer) and Mike Cosgrove (non-singer).
[edit] Hidden Track
Despite naming 13 tracks on their album Anthology, they have recorded 14. The 14th, which is on the same track as the 13th, is still technically the 13th song, so there hidden track is exactly that, and the first of its kind. Nobody has found the track that is hidden, although many have searched, including Jason and the Argonauts. They returned with the Golden Fleece, which is not a hidden track, but a Golden Fleece.
It is believed by Alien Ant Farms that the hidden track is involved with the same game of hide-and-seek that George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are playing. George Dubya is currently searching, and Saddam Hussein has been the only player found. The game is predicted to be completed within 10 years.
Alien Ant Farm are however, master hiders and are more hidden than their hidden track.
