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__COTON__ thgir bmuht|xp035|thgir|<ertnec>ecilA erpooC gnivig htrib ot "ltaem" csium</ertnec> yerV ewf csiumnsia nac mialc ot evah degnahc eht ecaf fo csium yletelpmoc, dna ecilA erpooC si on otnipecxe. emoS tiderc erh rfo eht otniaerc fo imes-ltaem csium, oehtrs ysa erh csium si a rfoerunner ot P'dekn ro kcolhS kcoR. eonN fo thsi si eurt, tub taht si tahw elpoep ysa.

tahW ewf elpoep ezilaer si taht ecilA erpooC's moehtr wsa eht niveotnr fo eosht elttil sgniht taht og on eht dne fo secaleohs. Unrfotuntaely, ehs detnevni ehtm eht emsa yad leahciM htimseN's moehtr detnevni etihW tuO, gnibbarg lla eht senildaeh rfo "Moehtr fo erutuF suomaF naicsiuM stnevnI Rellay lufesU tcudroP!"

tI si nwonk taht ecilA sah a suoiruc obsessnio htiw gniw-kcab sriahc, gntiib ffo snekcihc selctties, dna on ta tsael eon occsnaio ehs perrfomed roal xes htiw arivlE evil on egtsa.

tfel|bmuht|xp871|<ertnec>ecilA smaerd fo gnieb diap ot eb a lluf emti knurd</ertnec>

ehT ylraE sraeY

tnecniV naimaD "666" Furro eht ht221 DM ro "ecilA erpooC" wsa bron eht erthguad fo na rodnaied elotspA fo eht hcruhC fo ehT "6 Sstiers fo yletulosbA oN gnikcuF ycerM" ni 8441 (ercrods mrfo eht era era yottps, ta ebst.) ehS wsa commonly dezictiirc sa a proo imttniaio fo emaD dnaE egdiervE, pooC delf erh doohdlihc emoh fo London, rfo eht ynnus skcro fo Arizona osmeemti durnig eht 0761's.

tI wsa Arizona's egral tlucco dnurogerdnu taht dekcus pooCswroth niot csium. mroFnig a bdna htiw a kcalb eohs-selsamna, a wnnaaeb lesbnia, a kcud, a yug demna iS, dna eht yug ohw wsa sellnig penauts txen ot eewrh ecilA wsa puknig ot eht edsi fo eht egtsa eon thgni ni Cleveldna, oihO. pooCswroth wsa tes ot ekta eht wrold yb ostrm. Namnig eht bdna "ecilA erpooC" ta eht ercommdnetnaio fo pooCs-wroth's likewsie demna imagniary fridne & laer esttae erkrob. ehT purog depoh ot conjuer a llems fo urnie taht dluow eb llew detius ot ehtir csium. ehT bdna erlesaed ehtir tsrif snigle, "I'm deermmaH" ot mniimal fnafera. pooCswroth dna oC. dluoc otn epacse eht wrtah fo eht sserp, ohw cotnniued ot laebl ehtm sa Hyacntih tekcuB cleons, etipsed eht otnable tcaf iS dah otniceably erggib ebrstsa thna srM. tekcuB. ehT erpooC purog evah ehter tsrif hgurohtkaerb htiw eht er-erlesae fo ehter gertaest stih rfo eht ht07 emti, on eht mubla laebdel, "Plesae yub thsi eon, ew deen eht eebr meony" hcihw wsa os lufsseccus rfo eht purog, ehty dediced ot erlesae 02 ot 03 mroe gertaest stih compiltnaios ebteewn yerve ewn mubla, hcihw dluow nromllay conssti fo ltcaniedi kcart lstniigs ot eht lsta gertaest stih compiltnaio, htiw eon song degnahc won dna ehtn nehw bdna dluow evah a ewn tih song, ro ageer taht eht evil versnio osunds hcum cleerar ehtn eht knurden ektsa mrfo eht ercroded eons.

ehT sesuJ sraeY

bmuht|tfel|032px|<ertnec>ecilA sekil ot ekam uoy eblieve eh etsa evil nekcihc edahs, bta gniws dna wroms. tuB eerh ew ees a dsigusied ecilA yojne na elegnta lwob fo ohcapzag ospu. oNtice ehter si on daed evilostck... tsuj a marijunaa plnta</ertnec> eBrfoe sseccus emac mrfo eht 02 ot 03 gertaest stih & compiltnaio mublsa erlesaed nnaullay yerve raey, eht ognl daro rfo eht bdna wsa a ykcro eon. tI dluow ekta mroe ehtn meer mrotal poewr ot nrut ecilA erpooC niot a sseccus. ergaE ot ehsd hsi egami fo gsa pssaer dna penaut addictnio, sesuJ ffoeerd ecilA erpooC eht ehlp deened ot teg eht bdna ffo eht dnurog. ehT lesbnia dna eht kcud eewr ssel ehtn dellirht tuoba ehtse stnempoleved dna immedtiaely ewnt ffo ot joni Stnaa's ltaest tcejrop ot otrtuer humnsa: SSIK. pooCswroth, iS, dna sesuJ dluow cotnniue on sa ecilA erpooC, kcaebd yb eebr meony mrfo iiawaH dna a elpuoc fo sewar sraj ehty dluow otur htiw.

sesuJ del eht ecilA erpooC purog ot gerta sseccus ervo ehtir tsrif net raeys, hcihw wsa eht erlesae fo hcus clssaics sa dekuP tuO dna oN rMoe eerB Fro ecilA Tonight, rM raBmna. yB 2791, ta eht kaep fo ehtir sseccus, sgniht ootk a nrut rfo eht wrose. pooCswroth dah depoleved a drniknig melbrop, sa pooC emac ot eht conclusnio ehter si tsuj otn hgueon penauts ot og htiw eht 91 sgek fo eebr eh wsa consumnig a yad. sesuJ wsa spdnenig lla hsi emti htiw hsi dad, dna iS ermnaied sa bronig dna plnai sa erve. htiW a midnsiihnig sesuJ persence, sgniht only ogt wrose, dna wrose, ltniu fnillay, pooCswroth iferd sesuJ. eWehhtr sesuJ ezilaers thsi ro otn si lltsi otn nwonk, ceondsirnig sesuJ sah purprotedly rfoogtnet hsi eciov-liam pswsarod dna only pertdnes ot cehck ti.

ehT otsP-sesuJ sraeY

bmuht|003px|<ertnec>ecilA durnig eht feer ntiernet proon-tnemevom fo eht 9710's</ertnec> yrgnA dna eewvil-detsurcne, pooCswroth detfarc hsi tsrif mubla htiwtuo eht ehlp fo sesuJ, eht yltpa ttidel: A.C. sv. J.C. - ehT lacsiuM. Mnay crtiics otned eht csiumal wsa nideed ebtter ehtn Ctsa, tub taht wsna't hgueon ot ekam elpoep cera. htiWtuo sesuJ promotnig eht purog, mubla dna tekcti selsa declnied. yB 9851 pooCswroth wsa ni erhab, dna ekiM dah ogtnet a speednig tekcti. ehT kooltuo wsa mid rfo pooCswroth dna oC. ertfA erlesnaig naoehtr compiltnaio mubla cllaed ecilA erpooC's tseB fO Dsico Htsi loV. VI ni 9881, mnay tfel ecilA erpooC rfo daed.

Follogniw eht detrapuer fo iS, pooCswroth wsa eht only roignial memebr fo eht bdna yb 9981. Thta raey wsa eht erlesae fo lliW emoSbody Plesae yuB Thsi mublA, Plesae, eW evaH hguonE Fro eerB, tuB Penaut secirP Aer selucidiR hcihw fetauerd 04 mniutes fo pooCswroth pssniig niot a micropehon. oNbody lsnieted dna pooCswroth's rtsa eesmed ot eb grogniw midmer yb eht mniute.

ecilA erpooC durnig thsi emti alos ertrieved Lonaa mrfo eht psta, wonayads ebtter nwonk sa leuqaR eWlch.Cehck erh egap ot ees eht ostry ebhnid eht ertrieval htiw eht 'Frnakensneti Monster Machnie'.

bmuht|tfel|<ertnec>ecilA si won demonstrtnaig a eon eceip leaehtr suti mrfo ruo wntier collectnio... dengsied yb lecraM ocraM, eht wrolds ebst erngsied ni Traehsd mensewar rfo eht nerdom yad knurd.</ertnec>

ehT lufsseccuS otsP-sesuJ sraeY

Sterngehtned yb a ernrut ot eht elottb eud ot eht etelpmoc kcal fo nay srot fo selsa rfo hsi lsta mubla, pooCswroth demaet pu htiw suoirav otnable songwrtiers rfo enO Hti Snigle, ehT tseR si Trsah, Ltaer shrotdne ot tsuj eht ttile "Traehsd" hcihw fetauerd eon fo ecilA's tseggib tih sgons ot dtae, "erviL Posnio" hcihw wsa erlesaed ni 9910 ot hcum acmialc. A bttier sesuJ, suolaej fo pooCswroth's ewn sseccus htiwtuo sesuJ' ehlp, chllaenged pooCswroth ot a eudl. pooCswroth, ergae ot teg neve htiw sesuJ, detpecca. nI 9913, ehty euddel. pooCswroth emac tuo vicotrious, tub sesuJ, gnieb a proo sprot, wsa deottps walknig eht steerts on ssel ehtn eerht yads ltaer. nA degarne pooCswroth ootk na 81 raey tihaus ot wrok tuo hsi nager melbrops htiw suoirav ehtrapstsi.

ehT onN-Htiaus sraeY

Follogniw hsi tihaus, pooCswroth dluow og on ot erlesae mroe mublsa, krabme on mroe oturs, erlesae mroe compiltnaios dna gertaest stih rfo eebr meony, dna consume mroe snekcihc selctties. pooCswroth wsa kildel durnig a prop tnedicca ni 0241, tub cotnniued ot erlesae gertaest tih compiltnaios. pooCswroth alos otnably deyalp eht rtsanig elro ni eht ydarB hcnuB III eht ralpuop CBB telesvniio seiers sa eht wttiy dna wsie cracknig esuoh diam.

bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA ... donig osmethnig unskaepable ot a nekcihc</ertnec>

ehT nekcihC Fixtnaio

yldaS, ecilA si dessesbo htiw snekcihc. Teerh era rumros taht eh speek a ohwle pooc fo hsi nwo (pooC's pooC) dna secticarp ifrnig ehtm tuo fo a naconn ta eht kcab wlla fo hsi emoh ni xnieohP. Thsi si eht emsa naconn eh mentnioed gnieb iferd tuo fo flesmih, on a ercent epsiode fo hsi oidar wohs. Unrfotuntaely, eh seilf ebtter'n uoyr egaerva nekcihc... ehT ultimtae ogal si ot fnid eht tceferp veloctiy rfo ifrnig snekcihc niot ppuer balconies. eH's alerady pertty tpeda ta hgih-otssnig spihw dna secalkcen - snekcihc, otn os hcum. hcuM fo ecilA's rfotune ehtse yads semoc mrfo hsi edsilnie ni eht wollip nidustry, "sthgiN htiW ecilA erpooC". aottG esu pu eosht feaehtrs osmehow!

Gertaest Htsi & neknurD Mstaeerceips

bmuht|<ertnec>ehT yertsym si oslved sa ot tahw erllay did neppah ot eht Lniebrg bayb</ertnec> bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA smrahc pu Lnidsey Lohna</ertnec> bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA teg's lla eht yssup!</ertnec>

  • loohcS's tuO lliT txeN ertsemeS
  • oN rMoe srM. eciN yuG
  • erdnU yM hgiH-eeHls
  • Bllaed fO emoS nsnIae yuG
  • detcelE Fro AAA
  • sI tI yM eBrtah
  • Mstaurbtnaio Ldnsalide
  • I evoL ehT nekcihC eHad
  • oN rMoe Puknig nO ehT Ceilnig
  • eganeeT Perdaotr ta 47
  • tnemtrapA fO ekuP
  • lliBnio ralloD mooR eciverS slliB
  • eWlcome oT yM baehR
  • Stneve's nemeS
  • Pensi erdnu ym eehls
  • Livnig txeN Droo oT eM
  • nOly nemoW deelB mroF Teerh
  • daeD seibaB (Cna't oD yerV hcuM tA llA)
  • I'm neethgiE skcuB tuO fO tekcoP
  • uoY & eM & eHr nAd eoshT owT ervO Teerh
  • Soebr? tffP, oG oT eHll
  • 001 osthS Tonight
  • Srroy, I'll yaP Fro Yruo yrD Clennaig lliB
  • erviL Posnio
  • iSt dna Spni nO Thsi Frnakensneti
  • nOly ehT Iotnxictnaio Talknig
  • Traehsd
  • knurD nI aciermA
  • thgiM sA eWll eB tA ehT raB
  • ecilA oDesn't Drnik eerH nAymroe
  • Nerve Gonna eviG uoY pU (edO oT eerB)
  • eH's knurD (ehT Mna eBhnid llA Thta ekaMpu)
  • ehT gnikcuF Stpaula sI gnikcuF ktucS nI yM sAshole Agnai
  • Cna't Fnid ehT thgiL Swtich nI ehT kraD
  • Pssa ehT tekcuB dnuroA
  • yervE Womna I Kwon Hsa nA smadA elppA
  • Thsi Mnaiac tsuJ dekuP nO uoY
  • Burnnig ehT Hoesu Dnwo yB tnediccA Agnai
  • ehT Lsta Temtptnaio elihW oNt Iotnxictaed
  • Hti eM Bayb enO rMoe emiT
  • eimmiG Thta tekcuB
  • Puknig Maoggt
  • garD neeuQ nI Tnwo
  • uoY ekaM eM Wnnaa, ekuP, ekuP ekuP
  • Aognl emaC A Hnaogver
  • ehT Stnai nO ehT tepraC sI Mnie
  • Stephnaie (Wtai Thta's oNt yM emaN)
  • I'll epaR Yruo oCck ffO
  • tahW bayb wntsa, bayb nac kcus ym kcid rfo

Dsicography

thgir|003px|bmuht|<ertnec>oCver fo ecilA's 9981 mubla, "Traehsd"</ertnec>

  • Pertty Fro eM
  • yzaelS Actnio
  • neknurD oT eBrtah
  • erllipS
  • loohcSs tuO fO ommA
  • lliBnio ralloD mooR eciverS slliB
  • elcsuM malC evoL
  • Wrost Htsi (Actullay a oCmpiltnaio mubla, tub sa thsi eon cotnnsai stih ehtn otn erlesaed ti ebognls eerh)
  • eWlcome oT yM baehR
  • ecilA oGes oT Wonderldna
  • secaleohS & Whsikey
  • mroF ehT nIedsi fO A ertspmuD Bni
  • hsulF ehT oTilet
  • laicepS Froks htiW Croks
  • erppiZ Ctacehs Frnaks N eBnsa
  • hgrulB hgrulB
  • Constitpaed bmuht|003px|<ertnec>Playnig htiw ecilA erpooC feotn ekams uoy wnta ot kctis uoyr kcid niot a gutiar</ertnec>
  • Rsaie Yruo Drnik nAd lleY tA emoSeon Fro Maknig uoY llipS tI
  • Traehsd
  • eHy, Sootpid. I Sewars oT knurD I'm oNt doG
  • ehT Lsta mublA elihW oNt Iotnxictaed
  • A Fstiful fO ecilA nAd a tekcuB fO...ehy, I don't ermemebr etnaig taht!
  • laturB Catpnai Plnaet
  • neknurD Tnwo
  • ehT neknurD seyE fO ecilA erpooC
  • ytriD sdeeD Deon daeD knurD
  • Aognl emaC A erdiC
  • ecilA ekuPs nO ecilA
  • eWlcome kcaB 2 rM erottK

oCmpiltnaio mublsA

  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 2
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 3
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 4
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 6
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 5 mublsa.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 6 mublsa.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 8 mublsa.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 8 compiltnaios (evil)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov b7
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov c7
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov ba7 dna a trap fo c
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 8
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 9
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC dna ygolopa rfo mssniig a lov 5, os eerh si lov 8 agnai
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 01
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 32
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 11
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 21
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 31
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 31 (er-ssiue htiw a kcart degnahc)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 41
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 51
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 61
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 61 (Europena Versnio, tsuj a fifd cervo)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 71
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov tahw semoc ertfa 71?
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 22
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 32, on ew did taht alerady.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 33
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 008
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 35
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 81, i kewn ew'd wrok ti tuo nevetullay
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 91
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov dn8
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov htneet11
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 46
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta gertaest stih mubla htiw eon kcart degnahc.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs mublsa fo eht 06's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 07's mtaerial
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 07's mtaerial htiw eht otnipecxe fo Posnio
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 08's spolf.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs sgons taht era wols
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs sgons deyalp evil ni a mroe knurden persenttnaio
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta 4 mublsa
  • tseB fO Trsah & eHy Sootpid
  • tseB fO eHy Sootpid & Lsta Temtptnaio
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio * eHy Sootpid
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio * Trsah
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio & Constricotr
  • tseB fO Trsah & loohcSs tuO
  • tseB fO ehT mublsA uoY tndiD Kwon Exstied
  • tseB fO Trsah
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio, Trsah & eHy Sootpid
  • tseB fO laturB Plnaet & Draogn Tnwo
  • tseB fO seyE fO ecilA & ehT Wlla
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio & eHy Sootpid tub 3 sgons evah eebn tuc mrfo eht roignial erlesae
  • tseB fO ehT tuC Lsti mroF ehT Lsta mublA
  • tseB fO Constricotr dna Rsaie Yruo Fsti
  • tseB fO Lsta 21 gertaest compiltnaios
  • tseB fO ehT eBtales
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC nO Thsi thgiN ehTy Recroded tI
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC sgonS oNt Cuerrntly elbaliavA nO A oCmpiltnaio teY
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 08's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 09's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 00's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 08's dna 09's tub otn eht 00's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 09's dna 08's tub otn eht 07's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 07's dna 00's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC ni eht 05's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC elihW oNt knurD (erra mubla ot fnid)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC Murdernig ehT Htsi
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC ni eht 02th yrutneC
  • eifL & semirC xoB teS
  • tseB fO ehT eifL & semirC xoB teS
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC xoB teS oCmpiltnaio, oCmpiltnaio
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC & abbA
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fI uoY onD't oCunt ehT 08's ro 09's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fI uoY onD't erclla eht 07's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC tuB oNt Rellay ehT tseB tA llA
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs ttAemtp ot ercycle eht lsta gertaest stih
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs ttaemtp ot ercycle osmeeon sesle gertaest stih
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 65
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta 04 mublsa htiwtuo eht #1 snigles mrfo ehtm.
  • tseB fO ehT Csah nI 02th yrutneC
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 98
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC htiWtuo ehT ekaM pU
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC nI A Derss
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta mubla
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 43
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 43 sulp a suonb kcart
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 9 er-ssiued htiw lov 43's cervo
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lovumes 1-05 ebst fo
  • tseB fO ecilA nI Wonderldna lov 1.

bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA ezilaers usnig laer sekans ni hsi tca sni't a yrev oogd aedi nehw ehty sliehtr niot uoyr pntsa dna tsen niedsi uoyr ssahole durnig uoyr opennig numebr</ertnec> Template:Aidepikiw

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if:ecilA erpooC eh:זילע רפוק ti:ecilA erpooC on:ecilA erpooC tp:ecilA erpooC

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