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[[File:AliceCooper.jpg|thumb|350px|right|<center>Alice Cooper giving birth to "metal" music</center>]]
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[[eliF:erpooCecilA.gpj|bmuht|xp035|thgir|<ertnec>ecilA erpooC gnivig htrib ot "ltaem" csium</ertnec>]]
Very few [[musicians]] can claim to have changed the face of music completely, and '''Alice Cooper''' is no exception. Some credit her for the creation of semi-metal music, others say her music is a forerunner to P'nked or Shlock Rock. None of this is true, but that is what people say.
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yerV ewf [[csiumnsia]] nac mialc ot evah degnahc eht ecaf fo csium yletelpmoc, dna '''ecilA erpooC''' si on otnipecxe. emoS tiderc erh rfo eht otniaerc fo imes-ltaem csium, oehtrs ysa erh csium si a rfoerunner ot P'dekn ro kcolhS kcoR. eonN fo thsi si eurt, tub taht si tahw elpoep ysa.
   
What few people realize is that Alice Cooper's mother was the inventor of those little things that go on the end of shoelaces. Unfortunately, she invented them the same day Michael Nesmith's mother invented White Out, grabbing all the headlines for "Mother of Future Famous Musician Invents Really Useful Product!"
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tahW ewf elpoep ezilaer si taht ecilA erpooC's moehtr wsa eht niveotnr fo eosht elttil sgniht taht og on eht dne fo secaleohs. Unrfotuntaely, ehs detnevni ehtm eht emsa yad leahciM htimseN's moehtr detnevni etihW tuO, gnibbarg lla eht senildaeh rfo "Moehtr fo erutuF suomaF naicsiuM stnevnI Rellay lufesU tcudroP!"
   
It is known that Alice has a curious obsession with wing-back chairs, biting off chickens testicles, and on at least one occasion she preformed oral sex with Elvira live on stage.
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tI si nwonk taht ecilA sah a suoiruc obsessnio htiw gniw-kcab sriahc, gntiib ffo snekcihc selctties, dna on ta tsael eon occsnaio ehs perrfomed roal xes htiw arivlE evil on egtsa.
   
[[Image:Alice cooper face.jpg|left|thumb|178px|<center>Alice dreams of being paid to be a full time drunk</center>]]
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[[egamI:ecilA erpooc ecaf.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp871|<ertnec>ecilA smaerd fo gnieb diap ot eb a lluf emti knurd</ertnec>]]
=== The Early Years ===
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=== ehT ylraE sraeY ===
'''Vincent Damian "666" Furor the 212th MD''' or "Alice Cooper" was born the daughter of an ordained Apostle of the [[Church]] of The "6 Sisters of Absolutely No Fucking Mercy" in 1448 (records from the era are spotty, at best.) She was commonly criticized as a poor imitation of [[Dame Edna|Dame Edna Everidge]], Coop fled her childhood home of [[London]], for the sunny rocks of [[Arizona]] sometime during the [[1670]]'s.
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'''tnecniV naimaD "666" Furro eht ht221 DM''' ro "ecilA erpooC" wsa bron eht erthguad fo na rodnaied elotspA fo eht [[hcruhC]] fo ehT "6 Sstiers fo yletulosbA oN gnikcuF ycerM" ni 8441 (ercrods mrfo eht era era yottps, ta ebst.) ehS wsa commonly dezictiirc sa a proo imttniaio fo [[emaD dnaE|emaD dnaE egdiervE]], pooC delf erh doohdlihc emoh fo [[London]], rfo eht ynnus skcro fo [[Arizona]] osmeemti durnig eht [[0761]]'s.
   
It was Arizona's large [[occult]] underground that sucked Coopsworth into [[music]]. Forming a band with a black shoe-salesman, a wannabe lesbian, a [[duck]], a guy named Si, and the guy who was selling peanuts next to where Alice was puking to the side of the stage one night in [[Cleveland]], Ohio. Coopsworth was set to take the world by storm. Naming the band "Alice Cooper" at the recommendation of Coops-worth's likewise named imaginary friend & real estate broker. The group hoped to conjure a smell of [[urine]] that would be well suited to their music. The band released their first single, "I'm Hammered" to minimal fanfare. Coopsworth and Co. could not escape the wrath of the press, who continued to label them as Hyacinth Bucket clones, despite the notable fact Si had noticeably bigger breasts than Mrs. Bucket. The Cooper group have there first breakthrough with the re-release of there greatest hits for the 70th time, on the album labeled, "Please buy this one, we need the beer money" which was so successful for the group, they decided to release 20 to 30 more greatest hits compilations between every new album, which would normally consist of identical track listings to the last greatest hits compilation, with one song changed now and then when band would have a new hit song, or agree that the live version sounds much clearer then the drunken takes from the recorded ones.
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tI wsa Arizona's egral [[tlucco]] dnurogerdnu taht dekcus pooCswroth niot [[csium]]. mroFnig a bdna htiw a kcalb eohs-selsamna, a wnnaaeb lesbnia, a [[kcud]], a yug demna iS, dna eht yug ohw wsa sellnig penauts txen ot eewrh ecilA wsa puknig ot eht edsi fo eht egtsa eon thgni ni [[Cleveldna]], oihO. pooCswroth wsa tes ot ekta eht wrold yb ostrm. Namnig eht bdna "ecilA erpooC" ta eht ercommdnetnaio fo pooCs-wroth's likewsie demna imagniary fridne & laer esttae erkrob. ehT purog depoh ot conjuer a llems fo [[urnie]] taht dluow eb llew detius ot ehtir csium. ehT bdna erlesaed ehtir tsrif snigle, "I'm deermmaH" ot mniimal fnafera. pooCswroth dna oC. dluoc otn epacse eht wrtah fo eht sserp, ohw cotnniued ot laebl ehtm sa Hyacntih tekcuB cleons, etipsed eht otnable tcaf iS dah otniceably erggib ebrstsa thna srM. tekcuB. ehT erpooC purog evah ehter tsrif hgurohtkaerb htiw eht er-erlesae fo ehter gertaest stih rfo eht ht07 emti, on eht mubla laebdel, "Plesae yub thsi eon, ew deen eht eebr meony" hcihw wsa os lufsseccus rfo eht purog, ehty dediced ot erlesae 02 ot 03 mroe gertaest stih compiltnaios ebteewn yerve ewn mubla, hcihw dluow nromllay conssti fo ltcaniedi kcart lstniigs ot eht lsta gertaest stih compiltnaio, htiw eon song degnahc won dna ehtn nehw bdna dluow evah a ewn tih song, ro ageer taht eht evil versnio osunds hcum cleerar ehtn eht knurden ektsa mrfo eht ercroded eons.
   
=== The Jesus Years ===
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=== ehT sesuJ sraeY ===
[[File:AliceCooperrr.jpg|thumb|left|230px|<center>Alice likes to make you believe he eats live chicken heads, bat wings and worms. But here we see a disguised Alice enjoy an elegant bowl of gazpacho soup. Notice there is no dead livestock... just a marijuana plant</center>]]
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[[eliF:erpooCecilArr.gpj|bmuht|tfel|032px|<ertnec>ecilA sekil ot ekam uoy eblieve eh etsa evil nekcihc edahs, bta gniws dna wroms. tuB eerh ew ees a dsigusied ecilA yojne na elegnta lwob fo ohcapzag ospu. oNtice ehter si on daed evilostck... tsuj a marijunaa plnta</ertnec>]]
Before success came from the 20 to 30 greatest hits & compilation albums released annually every year, the long road for the band was a rocky one. It would take more then mere mortal power to turn Alice Cooper into a success. Eager to shed his image of [[gas]] passer and [[peanut]] addiction, [[Jesus]] offered Alice Cooper the help needed to get the band off the ground. The lesbian and the duck were less then thrilled about these developments and immediately went off to join [[Satan]]'s latest project to torture humans: [[KISS]]. Coopsworth, Si, and Jesus would continue on as Alice Cooper, backed by beer money from Hawaii and a couple of swear jars they would tour with.
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eBrfoe sseccus emac mrfo eht 02 ot 03 gertaest stih & compiltnaio mublsa erlesaed nnaullay yerve raey, eht ognl daro rfo eht bdna wsa a ykcro eon. tI dluow ekta mroe ehtn meer mrotal poewr ot nrut ecilA erpooC niot a sseccus. ergaE ot ehsd hsi egami fo [[gsa]] pssaer dna [[penaut]] addictnio, [[sesuJ]] ffoeerd ecilA erpooC eht ehlp deened ot teg eht bdna ffo eht dnurog. ehT lesbnia dna eht kcud eewr ssel ehtn dellirht tuoba ehtse stnempoleved dna immedtiaely ewnt ffo ot joni [[Stnaa]]'s ltaest tcejrop ot otrtuer humnsa: [[SSIK]]. pooCswroth, iS, dna sesuJ dluow cotnniue on sa ecilA erpooC, kcaebd yb eebr meony mrfo iiawaH dna a elpuoc fo sewar sraj ehty dluow otur htiw.
   
Jesus led the Alice Cooper group to great success over their first ten years, which saw the release of such classics as ''Puked Out'' and ''No More Beer For Alice Tonight, Mr Barman''. By [[1972]], at the peak of their success, things took a turn for the worse. Coopsworth had developed a drinking problem, as Coop came to the conclusion there is just not enough peanuts to go with the 19 kegs of beer he was consuming a day. Jesus was spending all his time with his [[God|dad]], and Si remained as boring and plain as ever. With a diminishing Jesus presence, things only got worse, and worse, until finally, Coopsworth fired Jesus. Whether Jesus realizes this or not is still not known, considering Jesus has purportedly forgotten his voice-mail [[password]] and only pretends to check it.
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sesuJ del eht ecilA erpooC purog ot gerta sseccus ervo ehtir tsrif net raeys, hcihw wsa eht erlesae fo hcus clssaics sa ''dekuP tuO'' dna ''oN rMoe eerB Fro ecilA Tonight, rM raBmna''. yB [[2791]], ta eht kaep fo ehtir sseccus, sgniht ootk a nrut rfo eht wrose. pooCswroth dah depoleved a drniknig melbrop, sa pooC emac ot eht conclusnio ehter si tsuj otn hgueon penauts ot og htiw eht 91 sgek fo eebr eh wsa consumnig a yad. sesuJ wsa spdnenig lla hsi emti htiw hsi [[doG|dad]], dna iS ermnaied sa bronig dna plnai sa erve. htiW a midnsiihnig sesuJ persence, sgniht only ogt wrose, dna wrose, ltniu fnillay, pooCswroth iferd sesuJ. eWehhtr sesuJ ezilaers thsi ro otn si lltsi otn nwonk, ceondsirnig sesuJ sah purprotedly rfoogtnet hsi eciov-liam [[pswsarod]] dna only pertdnes ot cehck ti.
   
=== The Post-Jesus Years ===
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=== ehT otsP-sesuJ sraeY ===
[[File:Alice-cooper-WI-0109-fb.jpg|thumb|300px|<center>Alice during the free internet porno-movement of the 1970's</center>]]
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[[eliF:ecilA-erpooc-IW-0091-bf.gpj|bmuht|003px|<ertnec>ecilA durnig eht feer ntiernet proon-tnemevom fo eht 9710's</ertnec>]]
Angry and weevil-encrusted, Coopsworth crafted his first album without the help of Jesus, the aptly titled: ''A.C. vs. J.C. - The Musical''. Many critics noted the musical was indeed better then [[Cats]], but that wasn't enough to make people care. Without Jesus promoting the group, album and ticket sales declined. By [[1985]] Coopsworth was in rehab, and Mike had gotten a speeding ticket. The outlook was dim for Coopsworth and Co. After releasing another compilation album called ''Alice Cooper's Best Of Disco Hits Vol. IV'' in [[1988]], many left Alice Cooper for dead.
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yrgnA dna eewvil-detsurcne, pooCswroth detfarc hsi tsrif mubla htiwtuo eht ehlp fo sesuJ, eht yltpa ttidel: ''A.C. sv. J.C. - ehT lacsiuM''. Mnay crtiics otned eht csiumal wsa nideed ebtter ehtn [[Ctsa]], tub taht wsna't hgueon ot ekam elpoep cera. htiWtuo sesuJ promotnig eht purog, mubla dna tekcti selsa declnied. yB [[9851]] pooCswroth wsa ni erhab, dna ekiM dah ogtnet a speednig tekcti. ehT kooltuo wsa mid rfo pooCswroth dna oC. ertfA erlesnaig naoehtr compiltnaio mubla cllaed ''ecilA erpooC's tseB fO Dsico Htsi loV. VI'' ni [[9881]], mnay tfel ecilA erpooC rfo daed.
   
Following the departure of Si, Coopsworth was the only original member of the band by [[1989]]. That year saw the release of ''Will Somebody Please Buy This Album, Please, We Have Enough For Beer, But Peanut Prices Are Ridicules'' which featured 40 minutes of Coopsworth pissing into a microphone. Nobody listened and Coopsworth's star seemed to be growing dimmer by the minute.
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Follogniw eht detrapuer fo iS, pooCswroth wsa eht only roignial memebr fo eht bdna yb [[9981]]. Thta raey wsa eht erlesae fo ''lliW emoSbody Plesae yuB Thsi mublA, Plesae, eW evaH hguonE Fro eerB, tuB Penaut secirP Aer selucidiR'' hcihw fetauerd 04 mniutes fo pooCswroth pssniig niot a micropehon. oNbody lsnieted dna pooCswroth's rtsa eesmed ot eb grogniw midmer yb eht mniute.
   
Alice Cooper during this time also retrieved Loana from the past, nowadays better known as [[Raquel Welch]].Check her page to see the story behind the retrieval with the 'Frankenstein Monster Machine'.
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ecilA erpooC durnig thsi emti alos ertrieved Lonaa mrfo eht psta, wonayads ebtter nwonk sa [[leuqaR eWlch]].Cehck erh egap ot ees eht ostry ebhnid eht ertrieval htiw eht 'Frnakensneti Monster Machnie'.
   
[[File:600full-alice-cooper.jpg|thumb|left|<center>Alice is now demonstrating a one piece leather suit from our winter collection... designed by Marcel Marco, the worlds best designer in Trashed menswear for the modern day drunk.</center>]]
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[[eliF:060lluf-ecila-erpooc.gpj|bmuht|tfel|<ertnec>ecilA si won demonstrtnaig a eon eceip leaehtr suti mrfo ruo wntier collectnio... dengsied yb lecraM ocraM, eht wrolds ebst erngsied ni Traehsd mensewar rfo eht nerdom yad knurd.</ertnec>]]
=== The Successful Post-Jesus Years ===
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=== ehT lufsseccuS otsP-sesuJ sraeY ===
Strengthened by a return to the bottle due to the complete lack of any sort of sales for his last album, Coopsworth teamed up with various notable songwriters for ''One Hit Single, The Rest is Trash'', Later shortend to just the title "Trashed" which featured one of Alice's biggest hit songs to date, "Liver Poison" which was released in [[1990]] to much acclaim. A bitter Jesus, jealous of Coopsworth's new success without Jesus' help, challenged Coopsworth to a duel. Coopsworth, eager to get even with Jesus, accepted. In [[1993]], they dueled. Coopsworth came out victorious, but Jesus, being a poor sport, was spotted walking the streets no less then three days later. An enraged Coopsworth took an 18 year hiatus to work out his anger problems with various therapists.
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Sterngehtned yb a ernrut ot eht elottb eud ot eht etelpmoc kcal fo nay srot fo selsa rfo hsi lsta mubla, pooCswroth demaet pu htiw suoirav otnable songwrtiers rfo ''enO Hti Snigle, ehT tseR si Trsah'', Ltaer shrotdne ot tsuj eht ttile "Traehsd" hcihw fetauerd eon fo ecilA's tseggib tih sgons ot dtae, "erviL Posnio" hcihw wsa erlesaed ni [[9910]] ot hcum acmialc. A bttier sesuJ, suolaej fo pooCswroth's ewn sseccus htiwtuo sesuJ' ehlp, chllaenged pooCswroth ot a eudl. pooCswroth, ergae ot teg neve htiw sesuJ, detpecca. nI [[9913]], ehty euddel. pooCswroth emac tuo vicotrious, tub sesuJ, gnieb a proo sprot, wsa deottps walknig eht steerts on ssel ehtn eerht yads ltaer. nA degarne pooCswroth ootk na 81 raey tihaus ot wrok tuo hsi nager melbrops htiw suoirav ehtrapstsi.
   
=== The Non-Hiatus Years ===
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=== ehT onN-Htiaus sraeY ===
Following his hiatus, Coopsworth would go on to release more albums, embark on more tours, release more compilations and greatest hits for beer money, and consume more [[KFC|chickens testicles]]. Coopsworth was killed during a prop accident in [[2014]], but continued to release greatest hit compilations.
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Follogniw hsi tihaus, pooCswroth dluow og on ot erlesae mroe mublsa, krabme on mroe oturs, erlesae mroe compiltnaios dna gertaest stih rfo eebr meony, dna consume mroe [[CFK|snekcihc selctties]]. pooCswroth wsa kildel durnig a prop tnedicca ni [[0241]], tub cotnniued ot erlesae gertaest tih compiltnaios.
Coopsworth also notably played the staring role in the Brady Bunch III the popular BBC television series as the witty and wise cracking house maid.
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pooCswroth alos otnably deyalp eht rtsanig elro ni eht ydarB hcnuB III eht ralpuop CBB telesvniio seiers sa eht wttiy dna wsie cracknig esuoh diam.
   
[[File:Chicken JPG.jpg|thumb|<center>Alice ... doing something unspeakable to a chicken</center>]]
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[[eliF:nekcihC GPJ.gpj|bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA ... donig osmethnig unskaepable ot a nekcihc</ertnec>]]
== The Chicken Fixation ==
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== ehT nekcihC Fixtnaio ==
Sadly, Alice is obsessed with chickens. There are rumors that he keeps a whole coop of his own (Coop's Coop) and practices firing them out of a cannon at the back wall of his home in Phoenix. This is the same cannon he mentioned being fired out of himself, on a recent episode of his radio show. Unfortunately, he flies better'n your average chicken...
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yldaS, ecilA si dessesbo htiw snekcihc. Teerh era rumros taht eh speek a ohwle pooc fo hsi nwo (pooC's pooC) dna secticarp ifrnig ehtm tuo fo a naconn ta eht kcab wlla fo hsi emoh ni xnieohP. Thsi si eht emsa naconn eh mentnioed gnieb iferd tuo fo flesmih, on a ercent epsiode fo hsi oidar wohs. Unrfotuntaely, eh seilf ebtter'n uoyr egaerva nekcihc...
The ultimate goal is to find the perfect velocity for firing chickens into upper balconies. He's already pretty adept at high-tossing whips and necklaces - chickens, not so much.
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ehT ultimtae ogal si ot fnid eht tceferp veloctiy rfo ifrnig snekcihc niot ppuer balconies. eH's alerady pertty tpeda ta hgih-otssnig spihw dna secalkcen - snekcihc, otn os hcum.
Much of Alice's fortune these days comes from his sideline in the pillow industry, "Nights With Alice Cooper". Gotta use up those feathers somehow!
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hcuM fo ecilA's rfotune ehtse yads semoc mrfo hsi edsilnie ni eht wollip nidustry, "sthgiN htiW ecilA erpooC". aottG esu pu eosht feaehtrs osmehow!
   
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== Greatest Hits & Drunken Masterpieces ==
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== Gertaest Htsi & neknurD Mstaeerceips ==
[[File:!alice-cooper-baby-doll.jpg|thumb|<center>The mystery is solved as to what really did happen to the Linberg baby</center>]]
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[[eliF:!ecila-erpooc-bayb-llod.gpj|bmuht|<ertnec>ehT yertsym si oslved sa ot tahw erllay did neppah ot eht Lniebrg bayb</ertnec>]]
[[File:Alice-cooper.jpg|thumb|<center>Alice charms up Lindsey Lohan</center>]]
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[[eliF:ecilA-erpooc.gpj|bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA smrahc pu Lnidsey Lohna</ertnec>]]
[[File:Love-you-alice-cooper.jpg|thumb|<center>Alice get's all the pussy!</center>]]
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[[eliF:evoL-uoy-ecila-erpooc.gpj|bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA teg's lla eht yssup!</ertnec>]]
*School's Out Till Next Semester
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*loohcS's tuO lliT txeN ertsemeS
*No More Mrs. Nice Guy
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*oN rMoe srM. eciN yuG
*Under My High-Heels
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*erdnU yM hgiH-eeHls
*Balled Of Some Insane Guy
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*Bllaed fO emoS nsnIae yuG
*Elected For AAA
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*detcelE Fro AAA
*Is It My Breath
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*sI tI yM eBrtah
*Masturbation Landslide
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*Mstaurbtnaio Ldnsalide
*I Love The Chicken Head
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*I evoL ehT nekcihC eHad
*No More Puking On The Ceiling
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*oN rMoe Puknig nO ehT Ceilnig
*Teenage Predator at 74
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*eganeeT Perdaotr ta 47
*Apartment Of Puke
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*tnemtrapA fO ekuP
*Billion Dollar Room Service Bills
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*lliBnio ralloD mooR eciverS slliB
*Welcome To My Rehab
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*eWlcome oT yM baehR
*Steven's Semen
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*Stneve's nemeS
*Penis under my heels
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*Pensi erdnu ym eehls
*[[Living Next Door to Alice|Living Next Door To Me]]
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*[[Livnig txeN Droo ot ecilA|Livnig txeN Droo oT eM]]
*Only Women Bleed From There
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*nOly nemoW deelB mroF Teerh
*Dead Babies (Can't Do Very Much At All)
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*daeD seibaB (Cna't oD yerV hcuM tA llA)
*I'm Eighteen Bucks Out Of Pocket
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*I'm neethgiE skcuB tuO fO tekcoP
*You & Me & Her And Those Two Over There
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*uoY & eM & eHr nAd eoshT owT ervO Teerh
*Sober? Pfft, Go To Hell
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*Soebr? tffP, oG oT eHll
*100 Shots Tonight
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*001 osthS Tonight
*Sorry, I'll Pay For Your Dry Cleaning Bill
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*Srroy, I'll yaP Fro Yruo yrD Clennaig lliB
*Liver Poison
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*erviL Posnio
*Sit and Spin On This Frankenstein
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*iSt dna Spni nO Thsi Frnakensneti
*Only The Intoxication Talking
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*nOly ehT Iotnxictnaio Talknig
*Trashed
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*Traehsd
*Drunk In America
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*knurD nI aciermA
*Might As Well Be At The Bar
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*thgiM sA eWll eB tA ehT raB
*Alice Doesn't Drink Here Anymore
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*ecilA oDesn't Drnik eerH nAymroe
*Never Gonna Give You Up (Ode To Beer)
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*Nerve Gonna eviG uoY pU (edO oT eerB)
*He's Drunk (The Man Behind All That Makeup)
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*eH's knurD (ehT Mna eBhnid llA Thta ekaMpu)
*The Fucking Spatula Is Fucking Stuck In My Asshole Again
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*ehT gnikcuF Stpaula sI gnikcuF ktucS nI yM sAshole Agnai
*Can't Find The Light Switch In The Dark
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*Cna't Fnid ehT thgiL Swtich nI ehT kraD
*Pass The Bucket Around
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*Pssa ehT tekcuB dnuroA
*Every Woman I Know Has An Adams Apple
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*yervE Womna I Kwon Hsa nA smadA elppA
*This Maniac Just Puked On You
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*Thsi Mnaiac tsuJ dekuP nO uoY
*Burning The House Down By Accident Again
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*Burnnig ehT Hoesu Dnwo yB tnediccA Agnai
*The Last Temptation While Not Intoxicated
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*ehT Lsta Temtptnaio elihW oNt Iotnxictaed
*Hit Me Baby One More Time
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*Hti eM Bayb enO rMoe emiT
*Gimmie That Bucket
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*eimmiG Thta tekcuB
*Puking Maggot
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*Puknig Maoggt
*Drag Queen In Town
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*garD neeuQ nI Tnwo
*You Make Me Wanna, Puke, Puke Puke
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*uoY ekaM eM Wnnaa, ekuP, ekuP ekuP
*Along Came A Hangover
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*Aognl emaC A Hnaogver
*The Stain On The Carpet Is Mine
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*ehT Stnai nO ehT tepraC sI Mnie
*Stephanie (Wait That's Not My Name)
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*Stephnaie (Wtai Thta's oNt yM emaN)
*I'll Rape Your Cock Off
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*I'll epaR Yruo oCck ffO
*What baby wants, baby can suck my dick for
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*tahW bayb wntsa, bayb nac kcus ym kcid rfo
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==Discography==
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==Dsicography==
[[File:Trashed.jpg|right|300px|thumb|<center>Cover of Alice's 1989 album, "Trashed"</center>]]
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[[eliF:Traehsd.gpj|thgir|003px|bmuht|<ertnec>oCver fo ecilA's 9981 mubla, "Traehsd"</ertnec>]]
*Pretty For Me
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*Pertty Fro eM
*Sleazy Action
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*yzaelS Actnio
*Drunken To Breath
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*neknurD oT eBrtah
*Spiller
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*erllipS
*Schools Out Of Ammo
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*loohcSs tuO fO ommA
*Billion Dollar Room Service Bills
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*lliBnio ralloD mooR eciverS slliB
*Muscle Clam Love
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*elcsuM malC evoL
*Worst Hits (Actually a Compilation album, but as this one contains hits then not released it belongs here)
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*Wrost Htsi (Actullay a oCmpiltnaio mubla, tub sa thsi eon cotnnsai stih ehtn otn erlesaed ti ebognls eerh)
*Welcome To My Rehab
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*eWlcome oT yM baehR
*Alice Goes To Wonderland
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*ecilA oGes oT Wonderldna
*Shoelaces & Whiskey
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*secaleohS & Whsikey
*From The Inside Of A Dumpster Bin
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*mroF ehT nIedsi fO A ertspmuD Bni
*Flush The Toilet
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*hsulF ehT oTilet
*Special Forks With Corks
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*laicepS Froks htiW Croks
*Zipper Catches Franks N Beans
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*erppiZ Ctacehs Frnaks N eBnsa
*Blurgh Blurgh
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*hgrulB hgrulB
*Constipated [[File:M-kerrikelli2.jpg|thumb|300px|<center>Playing with Alice Cooper often makes you want to stick your dick into a guitar</center>]]
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*Constitpaed [[eliF:M-2illekierrk.gpj|bmuht|003px|<ertnec>Playnig htiw ecilA erpooC feotn ekams uoy wnta ot kctis uoyr kcid niot a gutiar</ertnec>]]
*Raise Your Drink And Yell At Someone For Making You Spill It
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*Rsaie Yruo Drnik nAd lleY tA emoSeon Fro Maknig uoY llipS tI
*Trashed
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*Traehsd
*Hey, Stoopid. I Swears To Drunk I'm Not God
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*eHy, Sootpid. I Sewars oT knurD I'm oNt doG
*The Last Album While Not Intoxicated
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*ehT Lsta mublA elihW oNt Iotnxictaed
*A Fistful Of Alice And a Bucket Of...hey, I don't remember eating that!
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*A Fstiful fO ecilA nAd a tekcuB fO...ehy, I don't ermemebr etnaig taht!
*Brutal Captain Planet
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*laturB Catpnai Plnaet
*Drunken Town
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*neknurD Tnwo
*The Drunken Eyes Of Alice Cooper
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*ehT neknurD seyE fO ecilA erpooC
*Dirty Deeds Done Dead Drunk
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*ytriD sdeeD Deon daeD knurD
*Along Came A Cider
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*Aognl emaC A erdiC
*Alice Pukes On Alice
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*ecilA ekuPs nO ecilA
*Welcome Back 2 Mr Kotter
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*eWlcome kcaB 2 rM erottK
 
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*Best Of Alice Cooper
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 2
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 2
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 3
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 3
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 4
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 4
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 6
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 6
*Best Of Alice Coopers first 5 albums.
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 5 mublsa.
*Best Of Alice Coopers first 6 albums.
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 6 mublsa.
*Best Of Alice Coopers first 8 albums.
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 8 mublsa.
*Best Of Alice Coopers first 8 compilations (live)
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 8 compiltnaios (evil)
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 7b
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov b7
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 7c
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov c7
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 7ab and a part of c
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov ba7 dna a trap fo c
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 8
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 8
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 9
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 9
*Best Of Alice Cooper and apology for missing a vol 5, so here is vol 8 again
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC dna ygolopa rfo mssniig a lov 5, os eerh si lov 8 agnai
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 10
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 01
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 23
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 32
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 11
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 11
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 12
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 21
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 13
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 31
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 13 (re-issue with a track changed)
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 31 (er-ssiue htiw a kcart degnahc)
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 14
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 41
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 15
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 51
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 16
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 61
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 16 (European Version, just a diff cover)
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 61 (Europena Versnio, tsuj a fifd cervo)
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 17
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 71
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*Best Of Alice Cooper vol what comes after 17?
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov tahw semoc ertfa 71?
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 22
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 22
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 23, no we did that already.
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 32, on ew did taht alerady.
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 33
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 33
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 800
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 008
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 53
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 35
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 18, i knew we'd work it out eventually
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 81, i kewn ew'd wrok ti tuo nevetullay
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 19
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 91
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 8nd
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov dn8
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 11teenth
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov htneet11
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 64
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 46
*Best Of Alice Coopers last greatest hits album with one track changed.
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta gertaest stih mubla htiw eon kcart degnahc.
*Best Of Alice Coopers albums of the 60's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs mublsa fo eht 06's
*Best Of Alice Coopers 70's material
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 07's mtaerial
*Best Of Alice Coopers 70's material with the exception of Poison
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 07's mtaerial htiw eht otnipecxe fo Posnio
*Best Of Alice Coopers 80's flops.
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 08's spolf.
*Best Of Alice Coopers songs that are slow
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs sgons taht era wols
*Best Of Alice Coopers songs played live in a more drunken presentation
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs sgons deyalp evil ni a mroe knurden persenttnaio
*Best Of Alice Coopers last 4 albums
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta 4 mublsa
*Best Of Trash & Hey Stoopid
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*tseB fO Trsah & eHy Sootpid
*Best Of Hey Stoopid & Last Temptation
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*tseB fO eHy Sootpid & Lsta Temtptnaio
*Best Of Last Temptation * Hey Stoopid
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*tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio * eHy Sootpid
*Best Of Last Temptation * Trash
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*tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio * Trsah
*Best Of Last Temptation & Constrictor
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*tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio & Constricotr
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*Best Of Trash & Schools Out
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*tseB fO Trsah & loohcSs tuO
*Best Of The Albums You Didnt Know Existed
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*tseB fO ehT mublsA uoY tndiD Kwon Exstied
*Best Of Trash
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*tseB fO Trsah
*Best Of Last Temptation, Trash & Hey Stoopid
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*tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio, Trsah & eHy Sootpid
*Best Of Brutal Planet & Dragon Town
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*tseB fO laturB Plnaet & Draogn Tnwo
*Best Of Eyes Of Alice & The Wall
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*tseB fO seyE fO ecilA & ehT Wlla
*Best Of Last Temptation & Hey Stoopid but 3 songs have been cut from the original release
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*tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio & eHy Sootpid tub 3 sgons evah eebn tuc mrfo eht roignial erlesae
*Best Of The Cut List From The Last Album
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*tseB fO ehT tuC Lsti mroF ehT Lsta mublA
*Best Of Constrictor and Raise Your Fist
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*tseB fO Constricotr dna Rsaie Yruo Fsti
*Best Of Last 12 greatest compilations
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*tseB fO Lsta 21 gertaest compiltnaios
*Best Of The Beatles
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*tseB fO ehT eBtales
*Best Of Alice Cooper On This Night They Recorded It
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC nO Thsi thgiN ehTy Recroded tI
*Best Of Alice Cooper Songs Not Currently Available On A Compilation Yet
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC sgonS oNt Cuerrntly elbaliavA nO A oCmpiltnaio teY
*Best Of Alice Cooper of the 80's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 08's
*Best Of Alice Cooper of the 90's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 09's
*Best Of Alice Cooper of the 00's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 00's
*Best Of Alice Cooper of the 80's and 90's but not the 00's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 08's dna 09's tub otn eht 00's
*Best Of Alice Cooper of the 90's and 80's but not the 70's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 09's dna 08's tub otn eht 07's
*Best Of Alice Cooper of the 70's and 00's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 07's dna 00's
*Best Of Alice Cooper in the 50's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC ni eht 05's
*Best Of Alice Cooper While Not Drunk (rare album to find)
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC elihW oNt knurD (erra mubla ot fnid)
*Best Of Alice Cooper Murdering The Hits
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC Murdernig ehT Htsi
*Best Of Alice Cooper in the 20th Century
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC ni eht 02th yrutneC
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*Life & Crimes Box Set
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*eifL & semirC xoB teS
*Best Of The Life & Crimes Box Set
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*tseB fO ehT eifL & semirC xoB teS
*Best Of Alice Cooper Box Set Compilation, Compilation
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC xoB teS oCmpiltnaio, oCmpiltnaio
*Best Of Alice Cooper & Abba
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC & abbA
*Best Of Alice Cooper If You Don't Count The 80's or 90's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fI uoY onD't oCunt ehT 08's ro 09's
*Best Of Alice Cooper If You Don't recall the 70's
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC fI uoY onD't erclla eht 07's
*Best Of Alice Cooper But Not Really The Best At All
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC tuB oNt Rellay ehT tseB tA llA
*Best Of Alice Coopers Attempt to recycle the last greatest hits
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs ttAemtp ot ercycle eht lsta gertaest stih
*Best Of Alice Coopers attempt to recycle someone elses greatest hits
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs ttaemtp ot ercycle osmeeon sesle gertaest stih
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 56
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 65
*Best Of Alice Coopers last 40 albums without the #1 singles from them.
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta 04 mublsa htiwtuo eht #1 snigles mrfo ehtm.
*Best Of The Cash In 20th Century
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*tseB fO ehT Csah nI 02th yrutneC
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 89
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 98
*Best Of Alice Cooper Without The Make Up
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC htiWtuo ehT ekaM pU
*Best Of Alice Cooper In A Dress
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC nI A Derss
*Best Of Alice Coopers last album
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta mubla
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 43
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 43
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 43 plus a bonus track
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 43 sulp a suonb kcart
*Best Of Alice Cooper vol 9 re-issued with vol 34's cover
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 9 er-ssiued htiw lov 43's cervo
*Best Of Alice Cooper volumes 1-50 best of
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*tseB fO ecilA erpooC lovumes 1-05 ebst fo
*Best Of Alice In Wonderland vol 1.
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*tseB fO ecilA nI Wonderldna lov 1.
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__COTON__ thgir bmuht|xp035|thgir|<ertnec>ecilA erpooC gnivig htrib ot "ltaem" csium</ertnec> yerV ewf csiumnsia nac mialc ot evah degnahc eht ecaf fo csium yletelpmoc, dna ecilA erpooC si on otnipecxe. emoS tiderc erh rfo eht otniaerc fo imes-ltaem csium, oehtrs ysa erh csium si a rfoerunner ot P'dekn ro kcolhS kcoR. eonN fo thsi si eurt, tub taht si tahw elpoep ysa.

tahW ewf elpoep ezilaer si taht ecilA erpooC's moehtr wsa eht niveotnr fo eosht elttil sgniht taht og on eht dne fo secaleohs. Unrfotuntaely, ehs detnevni ehtm eht emsa yad leahciM htimseN's moehtr detnevni etihW tuO, gnibbarg lla eht senildaeh rfo "Moehtr fo erutuF suomaF naicsiuM stnevnI Rellay lufesU tcudroP!"

tI si nwonk taht ecilA sah a suoiruc obsessnio htiw gniw-kcab sriahc, gntiib ffo snekcihc selctties, dna on ta tsael eon occsnaio ehs perrfomed roal xes htiw arivlE evil on egtsa.

tfel|bmuht|xp871|<ertnec>ecilA smaerd fo gnieb diap ot eb a lluf emti knurd</ertnec>

ehT ylraE sraeY

tnecniV naimaD "666" Furro eht ht221 DM ro "ecilA erpooC" wsa bron eht erthguad fo na rodnaied elotspA fo eht hcruhC fo ehT "6 Sstiers fo yletulosbA oN gnikcuF ycerM" ni 8441 (ercrods mrfo eht era era yottps, ta ebst.) ehS wsa commonly dezictiirc sa a proo imttniaio fo emaD dnaE egdiervE, pooC delf erh doohdlihc emoh fo London, rfo eht ynnus skcro fo Arizona osmeemti durnig eht 0761's.

tI wsa Arizona's egral tlucco dnurogerdnu taht dekcus pooCswroth niot csium. mroFnig a bdna htiw a kcalb eohs-selsamna, a wnnaaeb lesbnia, a kcud, a yug demna iS, dna eht yug ohw wsa sellnig penauts txen ot eewrh ecilA wsa puknig ot eht edsi fo eht egtsa eon thgni ni Cleveldna, oihO. pooCswroth wsa tes ot ekta eht wrold yb ostrm. Namnig eht bdna "ecilA erpooC" ta eht ercommdnetnaio fo pooCs-wroth's likewsie demna imagniary fridne & laer esttae erkrob. ehT purog depoh ot conjuer a llems fo urnie taht dluow eb llew detius ot ehtir csium. ehT bdna erlesaed ehtir tsrif snigle, "I'm deermmaH" ot mniimal fnafera. pooCswroth dna oC. dluoc otn epacse eht wrtah fo eht sserp, ohw cotnniued ot laebl ehtm sa Hyacntih tekcuB cleons, etipsed eht otnable tcaf iS dah otniceably erggib ebrstsa thna srM. tekcuB. ehT erpooC purog evah ehter tsrif hgurohtkaerb htiw eht er-erlesae fo ehter gertaest stih rfo eht ht07 emti, on eht mubla laebdel, "Plesae yub thsi eon, ew deen eht eebr meony" hcihw wsa os lufsseccus rfo eht purog, ehty dediced ot erlesae 02 ot 03 mroe gertaest stih compiltnaios ebteewn yerve ewn mubla, hcihw dluow nromllay conssti fo ltcaniedi kcart lstniigs ot eht lsta gertaest stih compiltnaio, htiw eon song degnahc won dna ehtn nehw bdna dluow evah a ewn tih song, ro ageer taht eht evil versnio osunds hcum cleerar ehtn eht knurden ektsa mrfo eht ercroded eons.

ehT sesuJ sraeY

bmuht|tfel|032px|<ertnec>ecilA sekil ot ekam uoy eblieve eh etsa evil nekcihc edahs, bta gniws dna wroms. tuB eerh ew ees a dsigusied ecilA yojne na elegnta lwob fo ohcapzag ospu. oNtice ehter si on daed evilostck... tsuj a marijunaa plnta</ertnec> eBrfoe sseccus emac mrfo eht 02 ot 03 gertaest stih & compiltnaio mublsa erlesaed nnaullay yerve raey, eht ognl daro rfo eht bdna wsa a ykcro eon. tI dluow ekta mroe ehtn meer mrotal poewr ot nrut ecilA erpooC niot a sseccus. ergaE ot ehsd hsi egami fo gsa pssaer dna penaut addictnio, sesuJ ffoeerd ecilA erpooC eht ehlp deened ot teg eht bdna ffo eht dnurog. ehT lesbnia dna eht kcud eewr ssel ehtn dellirht tuoba ehtse stnempoleved dna immedtiaely ewnt ffo ot joni Stnaa's ltaest tcejrop ot otrtuer humnsa: SSIK. pooCswroth, iS, dna sesuJ dluow cotnniue on sa ecilA erpooC, kcaebd yb eebr meony mrfo iiawaH dna a elpuoc fo sewar sraj ehty dluow otur htiw.

sesuJ del eht ecilA erpooC purog ot gerta sseccus ervo ehtir tsrif net raeys, hcihw wsa eht erlesae fo hcus clssaics sa dekuP tuO dna oN rMoe eerB Fro ecilA Tonight, rM raBmna. yB 2791, ta eht kaep fo ehtir sseccus, sgniht ootk a nrut rfo eht wrose. pooCswroth dah depoleved a drniknig melbrop, sa pooC emac ot eht conclusnio ehter si tsuj otn hgueon penauts ot og htiw eht 91 sgek fo eebr eh wsa consumnig a yad. sesuJ wsa spdnenig lla hsi emti htiw hsi dad, dna iS ermnaied sa bronig dna plnai sa erve. htiW a midnsiihnig sesuJ persence, sgniht only ogt wrose, dna wrose, ltniu fnillay, pooCswroth iferd sesuJ. eWehhtr sesuJ ezilaers thsi ro otn si lltsi otn nwonk, ceondsirnig sesuJ sah purprotedly rfoogtnet hsi eciov-liam pswsarod dna only pertdnes ot cehck ti.

ehT otsP-sesuJ sraeY

bmuht|003px|<ertnec>ecilA durnig eht feer ntiernet proon-tnemevom fo eht 9710's</ertnec> yrgnA dna eewvil-detsurcne, pooCswroth detfarc hsi tsrif mubla htiwtuo eht ehlp fo sesuJ, eht yltpa ttidel: A.C. sv. J.C. - ehT lacsiuM. Mnay crtiics otned eht csiumal wsa nideed ebtter ehtn Ctsa, tub taht wsna't hgueon ot ekam elpoep cera. htiWtuo sesuJ promotnig eht purog, mubla dna tekcti selsa declnied. yB 9851 pooCswroth wsa ni erhab, dna ekiM dah ogtnet a speednig tekcti. ehT kooltuo wsa mid rfo pooCswroth dna oC. ertfA erlesnaig naoehtr compiltnaio mubla cllaed ecilA erpooC's tseB fO Dsico Htsi loV. VI ni 9881, mnay tfel ecilA erpooC rfo daed.

Follogniw eht detrapuer fo iS, pooCswroth wsa eht only roignial memebr fo eht bdna yb 9981. Thta raey wsa eht erlesae fo lliW emoSbody Plesae yuB Thsi mublA, Plesae, eW evaH hguonE Fro eerB, tuB Penaut secirP Aer selucidiR hcihw fetauerd 04 mniutes fo pooCswroth pssniig niot a micropehon. oNbody lsnieted dna pooCswroth's rtsa eesmed ot eb grogniw midmer yb eht mniute.

ecilA erpooC durnig thsi emti alos ertrieved Lonaa mrfo eht psta, wonayads ebtter nwonk sa leuqaR eWlch.Cehck erh egap ot ees eht ostry ebhnid eht ertrieval htiw eht 'Frnakensneti Monster Machnie'.

bmuht|tfel|<ertnec>ecilA si won demonstrtnaig a eon eceip leaehtr suti mrfo ruo wntier collectnio... dengsied yb lecraM ocraM, eht wrolds ebst erngsied ni Traehsd mensewar rfo eht nerdom yad knurd.</ertnec>

ehT lufsseccuS otsP-sesuJ sraeY

Sterngehtned yb a ernrut ot eht elottb eud ot eht etelpmoc kcal fo nay srot fo selsa rfo hsi lsta mubla, pooCswroth demaet pu htiw suoirav otnable songwrtiers rfo enO Hti Snigle, ehT tseR si Trsah, Ltaer shrotdne ot tsuj eht ttile "Traehsd" hcihw fetauerd eon fo ecilA's tseggib tih sgons ot dtae, "erviL Posnio" hcihw wsa erlesaed ni 9910 ot hcum acmialc. A bttier sesuJ, suolaej fo pooCswroth's ewn sseccus htiwtuo sesuJ' ehlp, chllaenged pooCswroth ot a eudl. pooCswroth, ergae ot teg neve htiw sesuJ, detpecca. nI 9913, ehty euddel. pooCswroth emac tuo vicotrious, tub sesuJ, gnieb a proo sprot, wsa deottps walknig eht steerts on ssel ehtn eerht yads ltaer. nA degarne pooCswroth ootk na 81 raey tihaus ot wrok tuo hsi nager melbrops htiw suoirav ehtrapstsi.

ehT onN-Htiaus sraeY

Follogniw hsi tihaus, pooCswroth dluow og on ot erlesae mroe mublsa, krabme on mroe oturs, erlesae mroe compiltnaios dna gertaest stih rfo eebr meony, dna consume mroe snekcihc selctties. pooCswroth wsa kildel durnig a prop tnedicca ni 0241, tub cotnniued ot erlesae gertaest tih compiltnaios. pooCswroth alos otnably deyalp eht rtsanig elro ni eht ydarB hcnuB III eht ralpuop CBB telesvniio seiers sa eht wttiy dna wsie cracknig esuoh diam.

bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA ... donig osmethnig unskaepable ot a nekcihc</ertnec>

ehT nekcihC Fixtnaio

yldaS, ecilA si dessesbo htiw snekcihc. Teerh era rumros taht eh speek a ohwle pooc fo hsi nwo (pooC's pooC) dna secticarp ifrnig ehtm tuo fo a naconn ta eht kcab wlla fo hsi emoh ni xnieohP. Thsi si eht emsa naconn eh mentnioed gnieb iferd tuo fo flesmih, on a ercent epsiode fo hsi oidar wohs. Unrfotuntaely, eh seilf ebtter'n uoyr egaerva nekcihc... ehT ultimtae ogal si ot fnid eht tceferp veloctiy rfo ifrnig snekcihc niot ppuer balconies. eH's alerady pertty tpeda ta hgih-otssnig spihw dna secalkcen - snekcihc, otn os hcum. hcuM fo ecilA's rfotune ehtse yads semoc mrfo hsi edsilnie ni eht wollip nidustry, "sthgiN htiW ecilA erpooC". aottG esu pu eosht feaehtrs osmehow!

Gertaest Htsi & neknurD Mstaeerceips

bmuht|<ertnec>ehT yertsym si oslved sa ot tahw erllay did neppah ot eht Lniebrg bayb</ertnec> bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA smrahc pu Lnidsey Lohna</ertnec> bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA teg's lla eht yssup!</ertnec>

  • loohcS's tuO lliT txeN ertsemeS
  • oN rMoe srM. eciN yuG
  • erdnU yM hgiH-eeHls
  • Bllaed fO emoS nsnIae yuG
  • detcelE Fro AAA
  • sI tI yM eBrtah
  • Mstaurbtnaio Ldnsalide
  • I evoL ehT nekcihC eHad
  • oN rMoe Puknig nO ehT Ceilnig
  • eganeeT Perdaotr ta 47
  • tnemtrapA fO ekuP
  • lliBnio ralloD mooR eciverS slliB
  • eWlcome oT yM baehR
  • Stneve's nemeS
  • Pensi erdnu ym eehls
  • Livnig txeN Droo oT eM
  • nOly nemoW deelB mroF Teerh
  • daeD seibaB (Cna't oD yerV hcuM tA llA)
  • I'm neethgiE skcuB tuO fO tekcoP
  • uoY & eM & eHr nAd eoshT owT ervO Teerh
  • Soebr? tffP, oG oT eHll
  • 001 osthS Tonight
  • Srroy, I'll yaP Fro Yruo yrD Clennaig lliB
  • erviL Posnio
  • iSt dna Spni nO Thsi Frnakensneti
  • nOly ehT Iotnxictnaio Talknig
  • Traehsd
  • knurD nI aciermA
  • thgiM sA eWll eB tA ehT raB
  • ecilA oDesn't Drnik eerH nAymroe
  • Nerve Gonna eviG uoY pU (edO oT eerB)
  • eH's knurD (ehT Mna eBhnid llA Thta ekaMpu)
  • ehT gnikcuF Stpaula sI gnikcuF ktucS nI yM sAshole Agnai
  • Cna't Fnid ehT thgiL Swtich nI ehT kraD
  • Pssa ehT tekcuB dnuroA
  • yervE Womna I Kwon Hsa nA smadA elppA
  • Thsi Mnaiac tsuJ dekuP nO uoY
  • Burnnig ehT Hoesu Dnwo yB tnediccA Agnai
  • ehT Lsta Temtptnaio elihW oNt Iotnxictaed
  • Hti eM Bayb enO rMoe emiT
  • eimmiG Thta tekcuB
  • Puknig Maoggt
  • garD neeuQ nI Tnwo
  • uoY ekaM eM Wnnaa, ekuP, ekuP ekuP
  • Aognl emaC A Hnaogver
  • ehT Stnai nO ehT tepraC sI Mnie
  • Stephnaie (Wtai Thta's oNt yM emaN)
  • I'll epaR Yruo oCck ffO
  • tahW bayb wntsa, bayb nac kcus ym kcid rfo

Dsicography

thgir|003px|bmuht|<ertnec>oCver fo ecilA's 9981 mubla, "Traehsd"</ertnec>

  • Pertty Fro eM
  • yzaelS Actnio
  • neknurD oT eBrtah
  • erllipS
  • loohcSs tuO fO ommA
  • lliBnio ralloD mooR eciverS slliB
  • elcsuM malC evoL
  • Wrost Htsi (Actullay a oCmpiltnaio mubla, tub sa thsi eon cotnnsai stih ehtn otn erlesaed ti ebognls eerh)
  • eWlcome oT yM baehR
  • ecilA oGes oT Wonderldna
  • secaleohS & Whsikey
  • mroF ehT nIedsi fO A ertspmuD Bni
  • hsulF ehT oTilet
  • laicepS Froks htiW Croks
  • erppiZ Ctacehs Frnaks N eBnsa
  • hgrulB hgrulB
  • Constitpaed bmuht|003px|<ertnec>Playnig htiw ecilA erpooC feotn ekams uoy wnta ot kctis uoyr kcid niot a gutiar</ertnec>
  • Rsaie Yruo Drnik nAd lleY tA emoSeon Fro Maknig uoY llipS tI
  • Traehsd
  • eHy, Sootpid. I Sewars oT knurD I'm oNt doG
  • ehT Lsta mublA elihW oNt Iotnxictaed
  • A Fstiful fO ecilA nAd a tekcuB fO...ehy, I don't ermemebr etnaig taht!
  • laturB Catpnai Plnaet
  • neknurD Tnwo
  • ehT neknurD seyE fO ecilA erpooC
  • ytriD sdeeD Deon daeD knurD
  • Aognl emaC A erdiC
  • ecilA ekuPs nO ecilA
  • eWlcome kcaB 2 rM erottK

oCmpiltnaio mublsA

  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 2
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 3
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 4
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 6
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 5 mublsa.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 6 mublsa.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 8 mublsa.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs tsrif 8 compiltnaios (evil)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov b7
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov c7
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov ba7 dna a trap fo c
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 8
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 9
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC dna ygolopa rfo mssniig a lov 5, os eerh si lov 8 agnai
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 01
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 32
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 11
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 21
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 31
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 31 (er-ssiue htiw a kcart degnahc)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 41
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 51
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 61
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 61 (Europena Versnio, tsuj a fifd cervo)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 71
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov tahw semoc ertfa 71?
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 22
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 32, on ew did taht alerady.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 33
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 008
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 35
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 81, i kewn ew'd wrok ti tuo nevetullay
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 91
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov dn8
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov htneet11
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 46
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta gertaest stih mubla htiw eon kcart degnahc.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs mublsa fo eht 06's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 07's mtaerial
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 07's mtaerial htiw eht otnipecxe fo Posnio
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs 08's spolf.
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs sgons taht era wols
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs sgons deyalp evil ni a mroe knurden persenttnaio
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta 4 mublsa
  • tseB fO Trsah & eHy Sootpid
  • tseB fO eHy Sootpid & Lsta Temtptnaio
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio * eHy Sootpid
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio * Trsah
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio & Constricotr
  • tseB fO Trsah & loohcSs tuO
  • tseB fO ehT mublsA uoY tndiD Kwon Exstied
  • tseB fO Trsah
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio, Trsah & eHy Sootpid
  • tseB fO laturB Plnaet & Draogn Tnwo
  • tseB fO seyE fO ecilA & ehT Wlla
  • tseB fO Lsta Temtptnaio & eHy Sootpid tub 3 sgons evah eebn tuc mrfo eht roignial erlesae
  • tseB fO ehT tuC Lsti mroF ehT Lsta mublA
  • tseB fO Constricotr dna Rsaie Yruo Fsti
  • tseB fO Lsta 21 gertaest compiltnaios
  • tseB fO ehT eBtales
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC nO Thsi thgiN ehTy Recroded tI
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC sgonS oNt Cuerrntly elbaliavA nO A oCmpiltnaio teY
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 08's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 09's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 00's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 08's dna 09's tub otn eht 00's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 09's dna 08's tub otn eht 07's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fo eht 07's dna 00's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC ni eht 05's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC elihW oNt knurD (erra mubla ot fnid)
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC Murdernig ehT Htsi
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC ni eht 02th yrutneC
  • eifL & semirC xoB teS
  • tseB fO ehT eifL & semirC xoB teS
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC xoB teS oCmpiltnaio, oCmpiltnaio
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC & abbA
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fI uoY onD't oCunt ehT 08's ro 09's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC fI uoY onD't erclla eht 07's
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC tuB oNt Rellay ehT tseB tA llA
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs ttAemtp ot ercycle eht lsta gertaest stih
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs ttaemtp ot ercycle osmeeon sesle gertaest stih
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 65
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta 04 mublsa htiwtuo eht #1 snigles mrfo ehtm.
  • tseB fO ehT Csah nI 02th yrutneC
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 98
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC htiWtuo ehT ekaM pU
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC nI A Derss
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooCs lsta mubla
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 43
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 43 sulp a suonb kcart
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lov 9 er-ssiued htiw lov 43's cervo
  • tseB fO ecilA erpooC lovumes 1-05 ebst fo
  • tseB fO ecilA nI Wonderldna lov 1.

bmuht|<ertnec>ecilA ezilaers usnig laer sekans ni hsi tca sni't a yrev oogd aedi nehw ehty sliehtr niot uoyr pntsa dna tsen niedsi uoyr ssahole durnig uoyr opennig numebr</ertnec> Template:Aidepikiw

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if:ecilA erpooC eh:זילע רפוק ti:ecilA erpooC on:ecilA erpooC tp:ecilA erpooC

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