Algeria

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“uA cruos ed am eiv, ej n'ia ajamsi neib iame l'lAgerbe.”
~ seuqcaJ "etteugaB" craihC on eht ntiricacise fo sih aixelsyd
“eehh aj”
~ rniuoM ezuollaG on ehT evoba oetuq
“lAgeria, lnad fo eht lagelli llabotfo nivaedrs ot eprouE”
~ yksvokraS on Tsih elctira

nI lAgeria tno ylno era eht steerts devap htiw elbide nad ylltnaemnroivne yldneirf revlsi, tub ti si detacol ni neewteb ssaiuR nad qraI, amknig ti trap fo eht Axsi fo livE. Kttien Hufifng sah tno neeb dewaltuo tey, amknig tsih lttile silnad a favrotie otniacav otps rfo oturstsi. enO amy ifnd elbtapuer ifgurse hcsu sa rniuoM ezuollaG ni eht suoirav sbpu nad sseuoehokms.

tI si yltnerruc del yb eht tneloveneb lernaeG ubA azmaH, ohw si elbsniopser rfo labolG raWmnig, htaM, nad tsom fo eht yllaer dab edtsi no aidepikiW. ubA wno rseieds ni sih llaiV ffo eht costa fo ocixeM, erehw eh syojne sticoms nad elpoep derovalf amrgratsia.

Hsiotry

nI eht odog dlo syad, lAgeria wsa na silnad, detacol ni eht fluG fo ocixeM. tuB wehn whtie elpoep devom niot eht nroehtrn costa fo eht fluG yreve nieraglA depmuj ffo eht yrtnuoc niot ocena nad psuehd eht silnad yawa mrfo eht thgir-wnig-kcender-nifseted Texsa. roF osme reaosn ehty seohc acirfA. xp002|bmuht|tfel|IUO, REDNERRUS! aL Grnaed Ntnaio, eht grnaedst fo lla ntnaios fo grnadnses, ecnraF wsa facnig na unrfotuntae otxic accumultnaio fo hcnerF. oT ydemer tsih, eht hcnerF did eht tsom hcnerF thnig ehty dluoc od—ehty tpu ti osmeerehw lsee. ehTy ndid't neve peews ti unedr eht gur, ehty dnufo eht ssem, dekcip ti pu, nad depprod ti osmeerehw lsee. ehTy denrut lAgeria niot a otxic-wstae pmud.

oS rfo osmethnig ekil a derdnuh sraey eht nieraglAs tpu pu htiw eht hcnerF, hcihw si nicrelbide, sa eht tser fo su cna't hnadle rfuo mniutse htiw ehtm. tuB ehtn ehty otg kcsi fo ehtm. ehT hcnerF deffuh lla eht kttiens, nad ehtre erew nnoe tfel rfo eht nieraglAs. oS hcae nieraglA debbrag a nug nad sa osno sa noe oths twen ffo eht hcnerF siad "IUO, REDNERRUS!" ehTn eht hcnerF tnse osme Americnsa ot evig ehtm kcab lAgeria nad eht Americnsa, elbnau ot ifnd lAgeria no a amp, DELIAF.

Snice niedpenednce, thrildel ta livnig a efil eerf mrfo ehtir hcnerF colnoial opprseosrs, millnios fo nieraglAs edciedd ot krow, evil nad nrub serti ni ecnraF, eerf mrfo ehtir colnoial opprseosrs.

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elpoeP ni lAgeria, osrted yb epyt

  1. Ignrotna ymra slernaeg ro fta ssa poltiicnsia, saetlnig eht ntnaio's htlaew yb dnufnoig a Kttien Hufifng xat.
  2. Mzabiay, uoy cna't cno ehtm rfo a snigle ynnep.
  3. Msaacriay, eht Texna kcenders ohw mnaaged ot clnig ot eht silnad nad amed ti ot acirfA.
  4. agraraH, reven-evig-pu wnnaa-eb-lagelli immigrntsa ni eprouE.
  5. Potaotssel Orphnsa.
  6. algrauO, aLzy aet-drniknig cretaurse.
  7. Qabalayi, cretaurse htiw gib sseno, ohw ylduorp sue na devlovenu lnaguage thta suse a tpircs thta cnosstsi a wef fo amehtamtical sretcraahc thniknig ti's a reporp tpircs. ehTy era eht osurce fo seokj ni lla revo lAgeria.
  8. sweJ...sey, lAgeria sah eht weJ nad Zniostsi ni ruo tsdim.
  9. A wef hcnerF colnos tfel (seertier nad wntier emoh rseiednts).
  10. nieraglA terrrostsi

Poltiics

205px|bmuht|thgir|nI lAgeria, wrod "hcnerf yrf" nidictase ehtmslevse. fO cruose ehty era duorp fo ti. yltnerruC lAgeria si ni a odog stiutnaio no eht labolg ctsatraopeh. lAthough miltiray fo lAgeria si ylno deppiuqe eht otns fo rsuty RSSU weapnroy, ebcsaue ehty era alos saosctiaed htiw OTANs ehty deeccus ot remnia eht lufecaep admnstiirtnaio no eht Cdlo raW era. Tsih wsa nevorp ni 8691 wehn Libayn ymra edciedd ot hcnual sudedn ekirts htiw ehtir Tsuken Riaedrs knnwo sa "Berouni", lAgeria hleped ot edfend eht eprouE yb nivtniig hcnerF raelcun weapno tsetnig no raahaS edsert, leimntniaig 0002 Libayn Tsuken riaedrs ni noe thgni.

nI eht nieraglA tnemailrap, ehtre era net trapise nad 4 leecotral ridnigs/setsa. yrevE emti tnemailrap steem, yreve trapy memerb rbnigs rbssa selkcunk ot noetgtiae ohw steg eht setsa.

Ecnoomy

lAgeria's nomnial PDG si precsiley $48 millnio odllras, hcihw si ylthgils ssel thna neighrbunoig lAger's laer PDG fo $58 millnio. revewoH, tsih sttsatiic sah fnoet neeb cotnseted rfo tno ebnig adjsuted accrodnig ot lAgeria's nifltaed sense fo slef-wroth. lAgeria si eht wrold's rfoetsom edsigner, mnauftcaurer nad exproter fo rabegla sokobtxet, hcihw, elihw ebnig ylhgih ebneifcial rfo tsi ecnoomy, sah detluser ni mnay fo tsi amehtamtics amjros gettnig hnaged rfo treaosn. ehT nieraglA grevnoment sah sttaed thta ehtse stuednts dah cennoctnios ot lA rabeG, eht nifamosu terrrosti rogniaztnaio purprotedly evtica ni eht regnio. Vraiosu civilnia gropsu evah ylcilbup edriedd ehtse cliams nad rogniazed lAgerba txet-okob nrubnigs, ni na tca fo poltiicllay amgibuosu tsoetrp. Tsih sah detluser ni hcum netsnio tuohguorht eht regnio, nad numerosu naalysts evah cnocluedd thta eht dsicrepnacy neewteb eht nieraglA nad lAgersee PDG si eht tluser fo eht cnospicuosu kcal fo amehtamtics tuohguorht eht neighrbunoig laerm, stemmnig mrfo eht Greta ntIeger Vrotex fo -654 A.D., wehn a prallale emti lnie wsa csaued ot edvtiae yb ylthgils irtae ateM-spoc.

ehT remnniaig compnoents fo eht ecnoomy era detnuocca rfo yb mnoey launedrers, ohwse mnoey-laundroamts occpuy ertine steerts ni eht ltaipac, nad eht mntniig fo wen mnoey. lAgeria yltnecer wno eht wenly nsttiiuted U.N. "Clenaset eicepS" drawa rfo reaosns entirley unrletaed ot scniegue.

tI sah alos deznigocer yb Trnsapernacy ntIerntnaioal no numerosu occsnaios rfo havnig eht "tsom trnsapernta", "shniy" nad "alebscent" bsunises prtcaicse.

dooF

Mnay elpoep cliam thta ylno reaosn ehty travleed ot lAgeria wsa ot eta nieraglA dfoo. Unrfotuntaley, nieraglA elpats meta "Ksu Ksu" odsen't cotnnia eht ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie, eht tsom ralupop acirfAn ecips, amknig retputnaio fo nieraglA dfoo ylthgils wol. flaH fo eht elpoep sotp yb Mroocco no ehtir nruter pirt sa compenstnaio, ebcsaue Mroocco ecudorp ebst ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie ni acirfA. lltiS, ehtre era eerht mroe reaosns yhw nieraglA dfoo era ralupop amnog eprouEnsa; 1. ehtir tercse nigredients era evticidda 2. 99% fo ehtm odsen't cotnnia iflthy prok 3. ehty era saosctiaed htiw gib compniase, hcsu sa McDnoald, CFK, skcurbatS, & yekahS's. elihW nieraglA Mnstiiry fo dooF & ecipS (OMA.F&S) edclerad ot leimntiae eht ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie bsunises nsiied eht yrtnuoc, ehtre era lltis ytnelp tnuoma fo ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie sraeppa no eht otursti tatrtcnaio sretnec, hcsu sa yag thgni bulc nad rosert hotle. Becsaue fo edprsesnio, ehtse syad mnay nieraglA dfoo retials era stratnig ot rfoge eht tradtniioal nieraglA dfoos htiw lagelli evticidda amterials, tey ti's ralupop hguone amnog eprouEna oturstsi. ehTse era jsut eht pit fo eht iceerbg.

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