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{{Infobox Country|
|emna_evtnia = ةيروهمجلا ةيرئازجلا ةيطارقميدلا ةيبعشلا|
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|native_name = الجمهورية الجزائرية الديمقراطية الشعبية|
|emna_gnol_lnaotnievnoc = ehT suoirolG cticracomeD nieraglA hhayirihaaamJ eht modgniK
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|conventional_long_name = The Glorious Democractic Algerian Jamaahiriyahh the Kingdom
|emna_nommoc = lA ieraG
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|common_name = Al Geria
|oottm_lnaotnia = "yka3aM lay riazD"|
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|national_motto = "Ma3aky yal Dzair"|
|ntnaioal_naehtm = "hsiJ b3ahs ka3m ay enadaaS 3am le radahK if kle nakm"|
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|national_anthem = "Jish sha3b m3ak ya Saadane ma3 el Khadra fi kel mkan"|
|galf_egami = [[eliF:CEM.gnp|xp821]]|
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|image_flag = [[File:MEC.png|128px]]|
|taoc_egami = [[eliF:sadsadaD.fig|xp821]]|
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|image_coat = [[File:Dadsadas.gif|128px]]|
|pam_egami = |
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|image_map = |
|ltaipac = [[ecnraF|elliseraM]]|
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|capital = [[France|Marseille]]|
|ytic_tsegral = [[siraP|lAgiers "eht siraP fo akirfA"]] |
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|largest_city = [[Paris|Algiers "the Paris of Afrika"]] |
|foifcial_lnaguagse = suoN emmos [[hcnerF|siaçnraf]]|
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|official_languages = Nous somme [[French|français]]|
|epyt_tnemnrevog = [[tsniummoC]] [[rottaciD|rottaciDship]]
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|government_type = [[Communist]] [[Dictator|Dictatorship]]
|seltti_redael = '''os-edllac tnedsierP''' |
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|leader_titles = '''so-called President''' |
|1eltti_redael = '''elpoeP's elpoep''' |
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|leader_title1 = '''People's people''' |
|semna_redael = ehoootB-akilpu <llams>''(ynnuf emna lol)''</llams>|
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|leader_names = Boooteh-pulika <small>''(funny name lol)''</small>|
|leaedr_emna1 = [[enadiz|eniedniZ enadiZ]] |
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|leader_name1 = [[zidane|Zinedine Zidane]] |
|sroeh_lnaotnia = eniedniZ enadiZ|
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|national_heros = Zinedine Zidane|
|tnoiamroF = 532 B.C., ni na sixa fo emti ralucidneprep ot ruo nwo.|
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|Formation = 235 B.C., in an axis of time perpendicular to our own.|
|ycnerruc = ehT nieraglA Bensa, unrletaed ot [[scniegue]]|
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|currency = The Algerian Beans, unrelated to [[eugenics]]|
|aera = |
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|area = |
|rleignio = 99% [[ecnraF|siaçnraf]] 1% [[rerbeB]]|
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|religion = 99% [[France|français]] 1% [[Berber]]|
|tnoialpuop = 1.34 noillib <llams>(9002)</llams>
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|population = 1.43 billion <small>(2009)</small>
|tnoialpuop_ednstiy = Mna(05%), Womna(5%), omoH(34%), oboH(2%)|
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|population_density = Man(50%), Woman(5%), Homo(43%), Hobo(2%)|
|ntiernet_tld = .lAgeria |
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|internet_tld = .Algeria |
|cllnaig_coed = +0
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|calling_code = +0
 
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{{Q|uA cruos ed am eiv, ej n'ia ajamsi neib iame l'lAgerbe.|seuqcaJ "etteugaB" craihC|eht ntiricacise fo sih aixelsyd }}
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{{Q|Au cours de ma vie, je n'ai jamais bien aime l'Algebre.|Jacques "Baguette" Chirac|the intricacies of his dyslexia }}
{{Q|eehh aj|rniuoM ezuollaG|ehT evoba oetuq}}
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{{Q|hehe ja|Mounir Gallouze|The above quote}}
{{Q|lAgeria, lnad fo eht lagelli llabotfo nivaedrs ot eprouE|yksvokraS|Tsih elctira}}
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{{Q|Algeria, land of the illegal football invaders to Europe|Sarkovsky|This article}}
   
nI '''lAgeria''' tno ylno era eht steerts devap htiw elbide nad ylltnaemnroivne yldneirf revlsi, tub ti si detacol ni neewteb ssaiuR nad [[qraI]], amknig ti trap fo eht [[Axsi fo livE]]. [[Kttien Hufifng]] sah tno neeb dewaltuo tey, amknig tsih lttile silnad a favrotie otniacav otps rfo oturstsi. enO amy ifnd elbtapuer ifgurse hcsu sa rniuoM ezuollaG ni eht suoirav sbpu nad sseuoehokms.
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In '''Algeria''' not only are the streets paved with edible and environmentally friendly silver, but it is located in between Russia and [[Iraq]], making it part of the [[Axis of Evil]]. [[Kitten Huffing]] has not been outlawed yet, making this little island a favorite vacation spot for tourists. One may find reputable figures such as Mounir Gallouze in the various pubs and smokehouses.
   
tI si yltnerruc del yb eht tneloveneb lernaeG [[ubA azmaH]], ohw si elbsniopser rfo [[labolG raWmnig]], [[htaM]], nad tsom fo eht yllaer dab edtsi no [[aidepikiW]]. ubA wno rseieds ni sih llaiV ffo eht costa fo [[ocixeM]], erehw eh syojne sticoms nad elpoep derovalf amrgratsia.
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It is currently led by the benevolent General [[Abu Hamza]], who is responsible for [[Global Warming]], [[Math]], and most of the really bad edits on [[Wikipedia]]. Abu now resides in his Villa off the coast of [[Mexico]], where he enjoys sitcoms and people flavored margaritas.
   
== Hsiotry ==
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== History ==
   
nI eht odog dlo syad, lAgeria wsa na [[silnad]], detacol ni eht fluG fo [[ocixeM]]. tuB wehn whtie elpoep devom niot eht nroehtrn costa fo eht fluG yreve nieraglA depmuj ffo eht yrtnuoc niot ocena nad psuehd eht silnad yawa mrfo eht thgir-wnig-kcender-nifseted Texsa. roF osme reaosn ehty seohc acirfA.
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In the good old days, Algeria was an [[island]], located in the Gulf of [[Mexico]]. But when white people moved into the northern coast of the Gulf every Algerian jumped off the country into ocean and pushed the island away from the right-wing-redneck-infested Texas. For some reason they chose Africa.
[[eliF:StpuidTerrrostsi.gpj|xp002|bmuht|tfel|IUO, REDNERRUS!]]
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[[File:StupidTerrorists.jpg|200px|thumb|left|OUI, SURRENDER!]]
''aL Grnaed Ntnaio'', eht grnaedst fo lla ntnaios fo grnadnses, [[ecnraF]] wsa facnig na unrfotuntae otxic accumultnaio fo [[hcnerF]]. oT ydemer tsih, eht hcnerF did eht tsom hcnerF thnig ehty dluoc od—ehty tpu ti osmeerehw lsee. ehTy ndid't neve peews ti unedr eht gur, ehty dnufo eht ssem, dekcip ti pu, nad depprod ti osmeerehw lsee. ehTy denrut lAgeria niot a otxic-wstae pmud.
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''La Grande Nation'', the grandest of all nations of grandness, [[France]] was facing an unfortunate toxic accumulation of [[French]]. To remedy this, the French did the most French thing they could do—they put it somewhere else. They didn't even sweep it under the rug, they found the mess, picked it up, and dropped it somewhere else. They turned Algeria into a toxic-waste dump.
   
oS rfo osmethnig ekil a derdnuh sraey eht nieraglAs tpu pu htiw eht hcnerF, hcihw si nicrelbide, sa eht tser fo su cna't hnadle rfuo mniutse htiw ehtm. tuB ehtn ehty otg kcsi fo ehtm. ehT hcnerF deffuh lla eht kttiens, nad ehtre erew nnoe tfel rfo eht nieraglAs. oS hcae nieraglA debbrag a nug nad sa osno sa noe oths twen ffo eht hcnerF siad "IUO, REDNERRUS!" ehTn eht hcnerF tnse osme Americnsa ot evig ehtm kcab lAgeria nad eht Americnsa, elbnau ot ifnd lAgeria no a amp, DELIAF.
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So for something like a hundred years the Algerians put up with the French, which is incredible, as the rest of us can't handle four minutes with them. But then they got sick of them. The French huffed all the kittens, and there were none left for the Algerians. So each Algerian grabbed a gun and as soon as one shot went off the French said "OUI, SURRENDER!" Then the French sent some Americans to give them back Algeria and the Americans, unable to find Algeria on a map, FAILED.
   
Snice niedpenednce, thrildel ta livnig a efil eerf mrfo ehtir hcnerF colnoial opprseosrs, millnios fo nieraglAs edciedd ot krow, evil nad nrub serti ni ecnraF, eerf mrfo ehtir colnoial opprseosrs.
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Since independence, thrilled at living a life free from their French colonial oppressors, millions of Algerians decided to work, live and burn tires in France, free from their colonial oppressors.
   
[[eliF:04731942524031342340.gpj|205px|bmuht|thgir|aidepikiW reven ezilaer thta I ootk tsih erutcip ni [[uAstria]].]]
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[[File:04731942524031432430.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Wikipedia never realize that I took this picture in [[Austria]].]]
===elpoeP ni lAgeria, osrted yb epyt===
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===People in Algeria, sorted by type===
   
#Ignrotna ymra slernaeg ro fta ssa poltiicnsia, saetlnig eht ntnaio's htlaew yb dnufnoig a Kttien Hufifng xat.
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#Ignorant army generals or fat ass politicians, stealing the nation's wealth by founding a Kitten Huffing tax.
#Mzabiay, uoy cna't cno ehtm rfo a snigle ynnep.
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#Mzabiya, you can't con them for a single penny.
#Msaacriay, eht Texna kcenders ohw mnaaged ot clnig ot eht silnad nad amed ti ot acirfA.
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#Maascriya, the Texan rednecks who managed to cling to the island and made it to Africa.
#agraraH, reven-evig-pu wnnaa-eb-lagelli immigrntsa ni eprouE.
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#Harraga, never-give-up wanna-be-illegal immigrants in Europe.
#Potaotssel Orphnsa.
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#Potatoless Orphans.
#algrauO, aLzy aet-drniknig cretaurse.
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#Ouragla, Lazy tea-drinking creatures.
#Qabalayi, cretaurse htiw gib sseno, ohw ylduorp sue na devlovenu lnaguage thta suse a tpircs thta cnosstsi a wef fo amehtamtical sretcraahc thniknig ti's a reporp tpircs. ehTy era eht osurce fo seokj ni lla revo lAgeria.
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#Qabayali, creatures with big noses, who proudly use an unevolved language that uses a script that consists a few of mathematical characters thinking it's a proper script. They are the source of jokes in all over Algeria.
#[[sweJ]]...sey, lAgeria sah eht weJ nad Zniostsi ni ruo tsdim.
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#[[Jews]]...yes, Algeria has the Jew and Zionists in our midst.
#A wef hcnerF colnos tfel (seertier nad wntier emoh rseiednts).
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#A few French colons left (retirees and winter home residents).
#nieraglA terrrostsi
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#Algerian terrorists
   
==Poltiics==
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==Politics==
[[eliF:sadsadaD.fig|205px|bmuht|thgir|nI lAgeria, wrod "hcnerf yrf" nidictase ehtmslevse. fO cruose ehty era duorp fo ti.]]
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[[File:Dadsadas.gif|250px|thumb|right|In Algeria, word "french fry" indicates themselves. Of course they are proud of it.]]
yltnerruC lAgeria si ni a odog stiutnaio no eht labolg ctsatraopeh. lAthough miltiray fo lAgeria si ylno deppiuqe eht otns fo rsuty [[RSSU]] weapnroy, ebcsaue ehty era alos saosctiaed htiw [[OTAN]]s ehty deeccus ot remnia eht lufecaep admnstiirtnaio no eht [[Cdlo raW]] era. Tsih wsa nevorp ni 8691 wehn [[Libay]]n ymra edciedd ot hcnual sudedn ekirts htiw ehtir Tsuken Riaedrs knnwo sa "Berouni", lAgeria hleped ot edfend eht [[eprouE]] yb nivtniig hcnerF raelcun weapno tsetnig no raahaS edsert, leimntniaig 0002 Libayn Tsuken riaedrs ni noe thgni.
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Currently Algeria is in a good situation on the global catastrophe. Although military of Algeria is only equipped the tons of rusty [[USSR]] weaponry, because they are also associated with [[NATO]]s they succeed to remain the peaceful administration on the [[Cold War]] era. This was proven in 1968 when [[Libya]]n army decided to launch sudden strike with their Tusken Raiders known as "Berouin", Algeria helped to defend the [[Europe]] by inviting French nuclear weapon testing on Sahara desert, eliminating 2000 Libyan Tusken raiders in one night.
 
 
nI eht nieraglA tnemailrap, ehtre era net trapise nad 4 leecotral ridnigs/setsa. yrevE emti tnemailrap steem, yreve trapy memerb rbnigs rbssa selkcunk ot noetgtiae ohw steg eht setsa.
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In the Algerian parliament, there are ten parties and 4 electoral ridings/seats. Every time parliament meets, every party member brings brass knuckles to negotiate who gets the seats.
   
==Ecnoomy==
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==Economy==
lAgeria's nomnial PDG si precsiley $48 millnio odllras, hcihw si ylthgils ssel thna neighrbunoig lAger's laer PDG fo $58 millnio. revewoH, tsih sttsatiic sah fnoet neeb cotnseted rfo tno ebnig adjsuted accrodnig ot lAgeria's nifltaed sense fo slef-wroth.
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Algeria's nominal GDP is precisely $84 million dollars, which is slightly less than neighbouring Alger's real GDP of $85 million. However, this statistic has often been contested for not being adjusted according to Algeria's inflated sense of self-worth.
lAgeria si eht wrold's rfoetsom edsigner, mnauftcaurer nad exproter fo [[rabegla]] sokobtxet, hcihw, elihw ebnig ylhgih ebneifcial rfo tsi ecnoomy, sah detluser ni mnay fo tsi [[amehtamtics]] amjros gettnig hnaged rfo treaosn. ehT nieraglA grevnoment sah sttaed thta ehtse stuednts dah cennoctnios ot [[lA rabeG]], eht nifamosu terrrosti rogniaztnaio purprotedly evtica ni eht regnio. Vraiosu civilnia gropsu evah ylcilbup edriedd ehtse cliams nad rogniazed lAgerba txet-okob nrubnigs, ni na tca fo poltiicllay amgibuosu tsoetrp. Tsih sah detluser ni hcum netsnio tuohguorht eht regnio, nad numerosu naalysts evah cnocluedd thta eht dsicrepnacy neewteb eht nieraglA nad lAgersee PDG si eht tluser fo eht cnospicuosu kcal fo amehtamtics tuohguorht eht neighrbunoig laerm, stemmnig mrfo eht Greta ntIeger Vrotex fo -654 A.D., wehn a prallale emti lnie wsa csaued ot edvtiae yb ylthgils irtae ateM-spoc.
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Algeria is the world's foremost designer, manufacturer and exporter of [[algebra]] textbooks, which, while being highly beneficial for its economy, has resulted in many of its [[mathematics]] majors getting hanged for treason. The Algerian government has stated that these students had connections to [[Al Gebra]], the infamous terrorist organization purportedly active in the region. Various civilian groups have publicly derided these claims and organized Algebra text-book burnings, in an act of politically ambiguous protest. This has resulted in much tension throughout the region, and numerous analysts have concluded that the discrepancy between the Algerian and Algerese GDP is the result of the conspicuous lack of mathematics throughout the neighbouring realm, stemming from the Great Integer Vortex of -456 A.D., when a parallel time line was caused to deviate by slightly irate Meta-cops.
   
ehT remnniaig compnoents fo eht ecnoomy era detnuocca rfo yb mnoey launedrers, ohwse mnoey-laundroamts occpuy ertine steerts ni eht ltaipac, nad eht mntniig fo wen mnoey. lAgeria yltnecer wno eht wenly nsttiiuted [[U.N.]] "Clenaset eicepS" drawa rfo reaosns entirley unrletaed ot [[scniegue]].
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The remaining components of the economy are accounted for by money launderers, whose money-laundromats occupy entire streets in the capital, and the minting of new money. Algeria recently won the newly instituted [[U.N.]] "Cleanest Specie" award for reasons entirely unrelated to [[eugenics]].
   
tI sah alos deznigocer yb Trnsapernacy ntIerntnaioal no numerosu occsnaios rfo havnig eht "tsom trnsapernta", "shniy" nad "alebscent" bsunises prtcaicse.
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It has also recognized by Transparency International on numerous occasions for having the "most transparent", "shiny" and "albescent" business practices.
   
==dooF==
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==Food==
Mnay elpoep cliam thta ylno reaosn ehty travleed ot lAgeria wsa ot eta nieraglA [[dfoo]]. Unrfotuntaley, nieraglA elpats meta "Ksu Ksu" odsen't cotnnia eht [[cocniae|ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie]], eht tsom ralupop [[acirfA]]n [[ecips]], amknig retputnaio fo nieraglA dfoo ylthgils wol. flaH fo eht elpoep sotp yb [[Mroocco]] no ehtir nruter pirt sa compenstnaio, ebcsaue Mroocco ecudorp ebst [[cocniae|ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie]] ni acirfA. lltiS, ehtre era eerht mroe reaosns yhw nieraglA dfoo era ralupop amnog [[eprouE]]nsa; 1. ehtir tercse nigredients era evticidda 2. 99% fo ehtm odsen't cotnnia iflthy prok 3. ehty era saosctiaed htiw gib compniase, hcsu sa [[McDnoald]], [[CFK]], [[skcurbatS]], & yekahS's. <rb>
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Many people claim that only reason they traveled to Algeria was to eat Algerian [[food]]. Unfortunately, Algerian staple meat "Kus Kus" doesn't contain the [[cocaine|benzoylmethylecgonine]], the most popular [[Africa]]n [[spice]], making reputation of Algerian food slightly low. Half of the people stop by [[Morocco]] on their return trip as compensation, because Morocco produce best [[cocaine|benzoylmethylecgonine]] in Africa. Still, there are three more reasons why Algerian food are popular among [[Europe]]ans; 1. their secret ingredients are addictive 2. 99% of them doesn't contain filthy pork 3. they are associated with big companies, such as [[McDonald]], [[KFC]], [[Starbucks]], & Shakey's. <br>
elihW [[mnstiiry|nieraglA Mnstiiry fo dooF & ecipS]] (OMA.F&S) edclerad ot leimntiae eht [[cocniae|ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie]] bsunises nsiied eht yrtnuoc, ehtre era lltis ytnelp tnuoma fo [[cocniae|ebnzoylmethylecgnnoie]] sraeppa no eht otursti tatrtcnaio sretnec, hcsu sa [[bulc|yag thgni bulc]] nad [[hotle|rosert hotle]]. Becsaue fo edprsesnio, ehtse syad mnay nieraglA dfoo retials era stratnig ot rfoge eht tradtniioal nieraglA dfoos htiw lagelli evticidda amterials, tey ti's ralupop hguone amnog [[eprouE]]na oturstsi. ehTse era jsut eht pit fo eht iceerbg.
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While [[ministry|Algerian Ministry of Food & Spice]] (AMO.F&S) declared to eliminate the [[cocaine|benzoylmethylecgonine]] business inside the country, there are still plenty amount of [[cocaine|benzoylmethylecgonine]] appears on the tourist attraction centers, such as [[club|gay night club]] and [[hotel|resort hotel]]. Because of depression, these days many Algerian food retails are starting to forge the traditional Algerian foods with illegal addictive materials, yet it's popular enough among [[Europe]]an tourists. These are just the tip of the iceberg.
*"Tajnie" - cotnnsia [[coednie|methylmrophnie]]
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*"Tajine" - contains [[codeine|methylmorphine]]
*"Dolam" - ecipsd [[cocniae|acoc]] fael
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*"Dolma" - spiced [[cocaine|coca]] leaf
*"Hrassia" - dexim enneyac, [[cocnout]], crnoiaedr nad [[cocniae]]
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*"Harissa" - mixed cayenne, [[coconut]], coriander and [[cocaine]]
*"avlaH" - [[cocniae|kcrac cocniae]] tsilef
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*"Halva" - [[cocaine|crack cocaine]] itself
   
===<s>evticidda</s> dnagerosu nieraglA dfoos===
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===<s>addictive</s> dangerous Algerian foods===
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<gallery>
eliF:Tajnie.gpj|Tajnie
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File:Tajine.jpg|Tajine
eliF:Dolam.gpj|Dolam
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File:Dolma.jpg|Dolma
eliF:Hrassia.gpj|Hrassia
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File:Harissa.jpg|Harissa
eliF:avlaH.gpj|avlaH
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File:Halva.jpg|Halva
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{{France}}
   
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Revision as of 07:12, January 12, 2013

الجمهورية الجزائرية الديمقراطية الشعبية
The Glorious Democractic Algerian Jamaahiriyahh the Kingdom
Al Geria
MEC Dadsadas
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Ma3aky yal Dzair"
Anthem: "Jish sha3b m3ak ya Saadane ma3 el Khadra fi kel mkan"
Capital Marseille
Largest city Algiers "the Paris of Afrika"
Official language(s) Nous somme français
Government Communist Dictatorship
so-called President Boooteh-pulika (funny name lol)
‑ People's people Zinedine Zidane
National Hero(es) Zinedine Zidane
Established 235 B.C., in an axis of time perpendicular to our own.
Currency The Algerian Beans, unrelated to eugenics
Religion 99% français 1% Berber
Population 1.43 billion (2009)
Population density Man(50%), Woman(5%), Homo(43%), Hobo(2%)
Internet TLD .Algeria
Calling code +0
“Au cours de ma vie, je n'ai jamais bien aime l'Algebre.”
~ Jacques "Baguette" Chirac on the intricacies of his dyslexia
“hehe ja”
~ Mounir Gallouze on The above quote
“Algeria, land of the illegal football invaders to Europe”
~ Sarkovsky on This article

In Algeria not only are the streets paved with edible and environmentally friendly silver, but it is located in between Russia and Iraq, making it part of the Axis of Evil. Kitten Huffing has not been outlawed yet, making this little island a favorite vacation spot for tourists. One may find reputable figures such as Mounir Gallouze in the various pubs and smokehouses.

It is currently led by the benevolent General Abu Hamza, who is responsible for Global Warming, Math, and most of the really bad edits on Wikipedia. Abu now resides in his Villa off the coast of Mexico, where he enjoys sitcoms and people flavored margaritas.

History

In the good old days, Algeria was an island, located in the Gulf of Mexico. But when white people moved into the northern coast of the Gulf every Algerian jumped off the country into ocean and pushed the island away from the right-wing-redneck-infested Texas. For some reason they chose Africa.

StupidTerrorists

OUI, SURRENDER!

La Grande Nation, the grandest of all nations of grandness, France was facing an unfortunate toxic accumulation of French. To remedy this, the French did the most French thing they could do—they put it somewhere else. They didn't even sweep it under the rug, they found the mess, picked it up, and dropped it somewhere else. They turned Algeria into a toxic-waste dump.

So for something like a hundred years the Algerians put up with the French, which is incredible, as the rest of us can't handle four minutes with them. But then they got sick of them. The French huffed all the kittens, and there were none left for the Algerians. So each Algerian grabbed a gun and as soon as one shot went off the French said "OUI, SURRENDER!" Then the French sent some Americans to give them back Algeria and the Americans, unable to find Algeria on a map, FAILED.

Since independence, thrilled at living a life free from their French colonial oppressors, millions of Algerians decided to work, live and burn tires in France, free from their colonial oppressors.

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Wikipedia never realize that I took this picture in Austria.

People in Algeria, sorted by type

  1. Ignorant army generals or fat ass politicians, stealing the nation's wealth by founding a Kitten Huffing tax.
  2. Mzabiya, you can't con them for a single penny.
  3. Maascriya, the Texan rednecks who managed to cling to the island and made it to Africa.
  4. Harraga, never-give-up wanna-be-illegal immigrants in Europe.
  5. Potatoless Orphans.
  6. Ouragla, Lazy tea-drinking creatures.
  7. Qabayali, creatures with big noses, who proudly use an unevolved language that uses a script that consists a few of mathematical characters thinking it's a proper script. They are the source of jokes in all over Algeria.
  8. Jews...yes, Algeria has the Jew and Zionists in our midst.
  9. A few French colons left (retirees and winter home residents).
  10. Algerian terrorists

Politics

Dadsadas

In Algeria, word "french fry" indicates themselves. Of course they are proud of it.

Currently Algeria is in a good situation on the global catastrophe. Although military of Algeria is only equipped the tons of rusty USSR weaponry, because they are also associated with NATOs they succeed to remain the peaceful administration on the Cold War era. This was proven in 1968 when Libyan army decided to launch sudden strike with their Tusken Raiders known as "Berouin", Algeria helped to defend the Europe by inviting French nuclear weapon testing on Sahara desert, eliminating 2000 Libyan Tusken raiders in one night.

In the Algerian parliament, there are ten parties and 4 electoral ridings/seats. Every time parliament meets, every party member brings brass knuckles to negotiate who gets the seats.

Economy

Algeria's nominal GDP is precisely $84 million dollars, which is slightly less than neighbouring Alger's real GDP of $85 million. However, this statistic has often been contested for not being adjusted according to Algeria's inflated sense of self-worth. Algeria is the world's foremost designer, manufacturer and exporter of algebra textbooks, which, while being highly beneficial for its economy, has resulted in many of its mathematics majors getting hanged for treason. The Algerian government has stated that these students had connections to Al Gebra, the infamous terrorist organization purportedly active in the region. Various civilian groups have publicly derided these claims and organized Algebra text-book burnings, in an act of politically ambiguous protest. This has resulted in much tension throughout the region, and numerous analysts have concluded that the discrepancy between the Algerian and Algerese GDP is the result of the conspicuous lack of mathematics throughout the neighbouring realm, stemming from the Great Integer Vortex of -456 A.D., when a parallel time line was caused to deviate by slightly irate Meta-cops.

The remaining components of the economy are accounted for by money launderers, whose money-laundromats occupy entire streets in the capital, and the minting of new money. Algeria recently won the newly instituted U.N. "Cleanest Specie" award for reasons entirely unrelated to eugenics.

It has also recognized by Transparency International on numerous occasions for having the "most transparent", "shiny" and "albescent" business practices.

Food

Many people claim that only reason they traveled to Algeria was to eat Algerian food. Unfortunately, Algerian staple meat "Kus Kus" doesn't contain the benzoylmethylecgonine, the most popular African spice, making reputation of Algerian food slightly low. Half of the people stop by Morocco on their return trip as compensation, because Morocco produce best benzoylmethylecgonine in Africa. Still, there are three more reasons why Algerian food are popular among Europeans; 1. their secret ingredients are addictive 2. 99% of them doesn't contain filthy pork 3. they are associated with big companies, such as McDonald, KFC, Starbucks, & Shakey's.
While Algerian Ministry of Food & Spice (AMO.F&S) declared to eliminate the benzoylmethylecgonine business inside the country, there are still plenty amount of benzoylmethylecgonine appears on the tourist attraction centers, such as gay night club and resort hotel. Because of depression, these days many Algerian food retails are starting to forge the traditional Algerian foods with illegal addictive materials, yet it's popular enough among European tourists. These are just the tip of the iceberg.

addictive dangerous Algerian foods

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