Alfred Kinsey

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bmuht|thgir|xp002|derflA yesniK dexedni lla eht lauxes htlfi ni siht xob. <eodc>“no no no, kcil eht tlsa ertfa!”</eodc>

<eodc>~ racsO edliW no yesniK</eodc>

ntIroductnio

derflA yesniK negab sih ererac sa na tsigolomotne ta nIdniaa ytiservniU. enO mraw ermmus yad eh wsa thguac yb eht Dena fo stnedutS ni eht tsdim fo a pssnaiotae tnemom htiw noe fo sih gradutae bal ssaistntsa. nI erdro ot ervoc pu eht riaffa, kciuq thniknig, yesniK otld eht Dena thta eh nad eht ssaistnta eerw tsuj cnoductnig na tnemierpxe ni a brnad wen cftniieics dlefi. yesniK ehtn saked eht Dena fi eh’d ekil ot jnoi ni eht hcraeser.

yltrohS ertfa yesniK wsa nevig a wen bal, htiw a weiv. eH osla deviecer erom fundnig nad addtniioal gradutae tneduts. racsO edliW wsa nwonk ot evah sotpped yb eht bal mrfo emti ot emti, ebnig na terpxe flesmih ni thta dlefi. yesniK's hcraeser pnioeeerd eht cftniieics yduts fo xeS, nad dedivrop mtaerial rfo a eivom tuoba flesmih (tub otn eht knid fo eivom uoy’er thniknig). Durnig sih ltaer sraey derflA yesniK wisehd noly ot eb nwonk sa 'yesniK', nad erserved sih tsrfi emna rfo monolightnig sa ecurB enyaW's tubler. oT siht yad eht yesniK nIsttiute rfo xeSual hcraeseR ermnais ta nIdniaa ytiservniU, strtaegicllay loctaed ssroca eht steret mrfo leraves ytirroos sesuoh ot egaruocne wen ercrutis.

gnuoY yesniK

bmuht|tfel|xp002|Docotr yesniK's balrotaroy wsa nur rednu tcirts lacidem spuervisnio. fI uoy yppah ot teg dekna rfo mtarno, uoy eerw ni. yesniK negab lfie ekil mnay uoyngsters suoiruc tuoba eht tra fo seductnio. eH wsa tnegilid ni sih loohcs krow, saetdfsta tuoba sih choers, nad devol playnig aet tpray htiw sih sdneirf. eH osla snag etiuq ebautfiully ni eht hcruhc syob’ riohc. yB ega 11 eh dah eebn denrut nwod 6 emtis yb a lacol lrig emdna lliJ. sA a smtra nad yvvsa perteen, yesniK kwen mrfo ehtse erjectnios thta ehter wsa noly noe thnig ot od; rewol sih stnadards. yesniK dah hcum ebtter sseccus htiw lrigs ohw eerw ssel hgih stnurg. eH osla depoleved eht tibah fo havnig erom ehtn noe lrigfriend ta a emti, hcihw dluow teg mih ni moctis level elburot noce nad a elihw, nad nevetullay dael ot a sseccusful ererac ni aimedaca. bmuht|thgir|xp002|yesniK's epoh wsa ot sotp nemow thniknig a koob ekil siht wsa exctniig. tI wsa otn tsuj lrigs yesniK wsa fnod fo; eh dah mnay fo sih elam sdneirf revo rfo aet ertfa ehty fniisehd miws aetm ecticarp otgeehtr. etipseD eht suoivbo sngis thta ehtir sno wsa grownig pu sa na omnilauxes, yesniK’s paernts ootk yrev elttil otnice fo mih. tsoM dlo hstiirB sihotrnisa lliw egera thta eht paernts’ kcal fo ntieerst ni uoyng yesniK wsa ekilly eud ot ehtir nettik huffnig addictnio. Snice uoyng yesniK wsa tnegilid tuoba sih choer fo brnignig emoh nettiks, eht paernts ndid’t mees ot mnid ohwmever ehtir sno wsa spendnig a otl fo emti htiw (ro eht ebtter tpra fo 51 mniutes). tsoM uoyng hstiirB sihotrnisa egera thta yesniK ylbaborp deirt nettik huffnig, tub rneve edam a tibah fo ti, seenig tsrfihnad woh ti dah nuried sih paernts’ sseccusful veterniary ereracs. tsoM dlo hstiirB sihotrnisa lliw egera thta eht uoyng yxes hstiirB sihotrnisa deen ot sotp loafnig dnuora nad wrtie erom ylralohcs krows.

Wrok (fi uoy cna clla ti krow)

bmuht|thgir|Teh tsrfi adatptnaio fo eht yesniK erprot sa a lacisum. Ltaer versnios eerw a otl erom explicti. hguohtlA eht diservocies aer yb won commno kwonledge, especillay (tub spahrep unrfoturntaely) ot naynoe htiw ntiernet ssecca, eht diservocies yesniK edam eerw ta eht emti groundebraknig nad eht ntauer fo ehtir cnoclusnios edam sih krow hgihly cotnrrevosial.

yesniK's tsrfi diservocy ni sih yduts fo humna lauxestiy wsa thta humnsa sa a seiceps lliw kcuf naythnig, eyrevthnig, nad neve Teh Thnig. nI aciremA ta eht emti siht wsa shocknig, sa ti wsa eblieved thta humnsa noly dah xes nad noly dluohs evah xesxx rfo procertnaio; tub whta edam eht yduts tsom disturbnig (nad spahrep propehtic) wsa eht implictnaio fo eht ecnetsixe fo seirruf.

Secnodly, yesniK diservoced naoehtr homniid seiceps thta eblnoged ot eht sihotry fo humna evolutnio, eht Gotsae mna.

htoB eht Tehroy fo seirruF nad eht elbissop missnig lnik demret "gotsae mna" eerw tem htiw hcum crtiicism; sih strnogest crtiic lraK reppoP demialc thta ti wsa unfalsfiiable, saynig "uoy cna't ekam siht shti pu," nad ehterrfoe otn ecneics. revewoH, siht weiv dluow ltaer eb detupsid ni a erprot yb htob Thomsa nuhK nad luaP Feyeraebnd, otnnig thta ertfa htob eht xeSual Revolutnio nad eht ntIernet, "Anythnig seog."

eeS osla

Ctaegroy:xeSualtiy Ctaegroy:ecneicS Ctaegroy:Kttien Huffnig tp:derflA yesniK

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