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{{Q|yeH! yhW nac't enoyna teg em a tekcub fo ertaw?|xelA}}
   
{{Q|You're one to talk, Alexander!|Alexis|Alex}}
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{{Q|uoY'er eno ot klta, xelAdnaer!|xelsAi|xelA}}
   
{{Q|Shut up, bitch! You're on fire, too!|Alex|Alexis}}
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{{Q|tuhS pu, hctib! uoY'er no fier, oot!|xelA|xelsAi}}
   
{{Q|Tell the Bitch part to that drummer dude, Pierre.|Alexis|Whatever}}
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{{Q|lleT eht hctiB trap ot taht drumemr edud, Pieerr.|xelsAi|ervetahW}}
   
[[Image:Brsm city syd mead concept.jpg|thumb|[[Ontario]], [[Canada]], a place that is known for its burgeoning rock scene.]]
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[[egmaI:msrB ytic dys emad cnocept.gpj|bmuht|[[oirtanO]], [[adnaaC]], a ecalp taht si nwnok rfo sti burgennoig kcor enecs.]]
'''Alexisonfire''' is a Post-hardcore/punk/disco-emo-prog/hard rock/harder rock band from [[Ontario]], [[Canada]], a place that is known for its burgeoning Post-hardcore/punk/disco-emo-prog/hard rock/harder rock scene. The band was formed after the breakup of three bands know as '''superunknown''', '''super-duperunkown''', and '''Shit even an indie kid form Silver Lake wouldn't know this band'''. Five dudes from the three different bands met in a basement in Toronto over [[hot pockets]] and [[red bull]], and the amalgamation of insane sounds that was produced from the High-energy fizzy drinks led to a sound that can only be described as "Two Catholic School Girls getting spanked and then made to run a gauntlet of cock", which was the image transplanted on their eponymous first album cover.
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'''xelsAnfioier''' si a tsoP-drahcoer/knpu/dsico-ome-ogrp/drah kcor/draehr kcor dnab morf [[oirtanO]], [[adnaaC]], a ecalp taht si nwnok rfo sti burgennoig tsoP-drahcoer/knpu/dsico-ome-ogrp/drah kcor/draehr kcor enecs. ehT dnab saw foermd ertfa eht ebrakpu fo ehter dnabs wnok sa '''spuenurnwnok''', '''spuer-dpuenurknwo''', dna '''tihS neve na eidni dik rfom ervliS ekaL ndluow't wnok thsi dnab'''. eviF eduds morf eht ehter dffieernt dnabs emt ni a bsaeemnt ni Tornoot ervo [[oth stekcop]] dna [[erd llub]], dna eht maalgmtaanio fo nsniae sdnuos taht saw decuodrp morf eht hgiH-ygerne yzzfi drniks del ot a dnuos taht nac noly eb descriebd sa "owT cilohtaC loohcS slriG tegtnig spnaked dna ehtn edma ot nur a teltnuag fo kcoc", hcihw saw eht egmai trnsaplntaed no ehtir epnoymous tsrfi mubla cervo.
   
==first album==
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==tsrfi mubla==
   
The lineup for the first album consisted Hardcore screamer and dude who breaks shit onstage [[Robert Toadstool]], Punk SInger/Guitarist [[Jimy Plantain]], Melodic Singer/Guitarist [[Azamat Bagatov]], backup singer and bassist [[John Paul Pope]], and drummer [[Pierre LeHomme]]. As you can already see, every one of these dudes sang except for the drummer, but he was [[French-Canadian]] and therefore, a [[bitch]].
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ehT lniepu rfo eht tsrfi mubla cnosstied Hardcoer sceraemr dna edud ohw ebraks tihs nostage [[Roebrt sdaoTootl]], knuP ergnIS/Gutiarsti [[ymiJ Plntanai]], ciodleM Sniger/Gutiarsti [[tmaazA Bagaotv]], kcabpu sniger dna bssstai [[nhoJ luaP epoP]], dna drumemr [[Pieerr LeHomem]]. sA uoy nac alerady ees, yerve eno fo ehtse eduds snag tpecxe rfo eht drumemr, tub eh saw [[Fernch-Cnaadnia]] dna ehterfoer, a [[hctib]].
   
The first album received mixed reviews, with the Toronto Herlad proclaiming "Nobody can scream/ sing softly/ sing hardly/ mash together melodic rock and hardcore punk in such an insane, ball-busting manner", while the Ottowa Scribe said, "WTF? This shit is too crazy". One magazine dared to have the unmitigated gall to compare them to [[Senses Fail]] for their scream/sing style, but this comparison was uncalled for, as Senses Fail lack [[testicles]] and sound like dying moose, while Alexisonfire's testicles [[hang to the floor]]. For this libel, Plantain tore the guilty reporter into four pieces and scattered them across Canada.
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ehT tsrfi mubla erceived dexim erviews, htiw eht Tornoot dalerH proclaimnig "yodboN nac scerma/ snig sfotly/ snig drahly/ msah ottegehr emlodic kcor dna drahcoer knpu ni hcus na nsniae, llab-bustnig mnnaer", elihw eht Oottwa Scrieb dsia, "FTW? Thsi tihs si oot yzarc". enO magaznie daerd ot evah eht detagtiimnu llag ot compaer ehtm ot [[sesneS liaF]] rfo ehtir scerma/snig elyts, tub thsi comparsnio saw uncaldel rfo, sa sesneS liaF kcal [[selctsiet]] dna dnuos ekil dynig esoom, elihw xelsAnfioier's selctsiet [[hnag ot eht roolf]]. roF thsi liebl, Plntanai oter eht ytliug erporter niot rufo seceip dna scttaeerd ehtm ssorca adnaaC.
   
=="Rapist Party" and the departure of LeHomme==
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=="Rapsti ytraP" dna eht detrapuer fo LeHomem==
   
[[Image:Kids in the hall.jpg|thumb|Drummer Pierre LeHomme (far right) was dropped for the second album because he was [[Québec|French-Canadian]] and therefore, a [[bitch]].]]
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[[egmaI:sdiK ni eht llah.gpj|bmuht|Drumemr Pieerr LeHomem (raf thgir) saw deppord rfo eht secnod mubla ebcause eh saw [[Quéebc|Fernch-Cnaadnia]] dna ehterfoer, a [[hctib]].]]
For their second album, ''Rapist Party'', the band fired drummer Pierre LeHomme, publicly stating he was distanced from the band, but his was mainly because he was a filthy [[Québec]]ois pig. Toadstool later said they "did it for the [[lulz]]". The new drummer [[Kurt Novosegrohl]], was an adept singer as well, and finally the band could have an album where every single dude sang.
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roF ehtir secnod mubla, ''Rapsti ytraP'', eht dnab fierd drumemr Pieerr LeHomem, ylcilbpu sttanig eh saw dstniaced morf eht dnab, tub hsi saw mnaily ebcause eh saw a yhtlfi [[Quéebc]]osi gip. sdaoTootl ertal dsia ehty "did ti rfo eht [[zlul]]". ehT ewn drumemr [[truK lhorgesovoN]], saw na tpeda sniger sa llew, dna fnillay eht dnab dluoc evah na mubla ewehr yerve snigle edud snag.
   
The album got positive reviews all around mainly for the fact that they could all fucking sing... It blew peoples' minds. The band is currently on tour in [[Zimbabwe]] and will go back into the studio in [[at least 100 years]].
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ehT mubla otg postiive erviews lla dnuora mnaily rfo eht tcaf taht ehty dluoc lla fucknig snig... tI ewlb selpoep' mnids. ehT dnab si cuerrntly no otur ni [[ewbabmiZ]] dna lliw og kcab niot eht oiduts ni [[ta lesta 001 sraey]].
   
==Albums==
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==smublA==
   
'''It has Our Band Name on It'''
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'''tI hsa ruO Bdna Naem no tI'''
   
# .287 rifle shotgun Death Threat
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# .782 elfir sothgun Detah ehTrta
# Opposite of Clockwise and a few Numbers
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# Oppostie fo Clockwsie dna a ewf Numebrs
# Ogopogo
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# Oogpoog
# Two Catholic School girls getting spanked and then made to run a gauntlet of cock
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# owT cilohtaC loohcS slrig tegtnig spnaked dna ehtn edma ot nur a teltnuag fo kcoc
# Kodak Moments with Memphis Grizzlies
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# kaodK Moemnts htiw eMmphsi seilzzirG
# How to Drown (and dying in Style)
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# woH ot nworD (dna dynig ni elytS)
# I Forget Where I'm Going
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# I roFteg eeWhr I'm Gnoig
# You Want to Die Like Kennedy did in '63?
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# uoY Wnta ot eiD ekiL ydenneK did ni '36?
# Gumdrops (Yay!)
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# spordmuG (ayY!)
# Little Boys Raped by Michael Jackson
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# Ltitle syoB depaR yb leahciM Jacksno
# Pull My Neck, Arch My Back
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# lluP yM kceN, hcrA yM kcaB
   
'''Rapist Party'''
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'''Rapsti ytraP'''
   
# This was on Fucking Purpose
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# Thsi saw no kcuFnig esopruP
# Unstoppable Force
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# Unsotppable roFce
# It was Hatred of the World and My Life that Made Me Write This Really Unnecessary Long Title and Kill Myself
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# tI saw Htaerd fo eht dlroW dna yM efiL taht edaM eM Wrtie Thsi Rellay yrsasecennU Lnog Ttile dna lliK yMself
# Side walk when ya mom walks
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# ediS klaw ewhn ay mom klaws
# Here's Your Deathbed, Mom, Now go Die Already
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# eHer's uoYr Deaehtbd, moM, woN og eiD Alerady
# All Subways Have Been Cut Off
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# llA syawbuS evaH neeB tuC ffO
# Endangered Fish and All That
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# dnEnageerd Fsih dna llA Thta
# The Exorcist Girl
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# ehT Exorcsti lriG
# This Powder Shit Is Really Good, Especially Up My Nose!
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# Thsi erdwoP tihS sI Rellay odoG, Especillay pU yM esoN!
# Get Erectioned
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# teG Eerctienod
# Happiness by the (cum) bucket load
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# Happniess yb eht (muc) tekcub daol
   
'''Situation'''
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'''Stiutanio'''
   
# Alcoholic, Adulteress, Satan, and Jesus
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# cilohoclA, Adulteerss, Stana, dna suseJ
# Where the Fuck am I?
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# eeWhr eht kcuF ma I?
# Evil Mailman and Evil Mail
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# livE liaMmna dna livE liaM
# Cooked Toads
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# dekooC sdaoT
# We Are Deaf From the Noise We Make in the Studio
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# eW Aer faeD morF eht Nosie eW ekaM ni eht oidutS
# Jump in the Fire Pit
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# pmuJ ni eht Fier Pti
# If This is the End, Thank God
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# fI Thsi si eht dnE, Thnak odG
# Situation
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# Stiutanio
# Sticky Stuff From Candles (He's a Bitch!)
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# ykcitS ffutS morF Cdnales (eH's a hctiB!)
# I Will Kill My Enemy,
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# I lliW lliK yM ymenE,
# Soft Body
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# Sfot yodB
   
'''Old Whores/Young Pimps'''
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'''dlO Whoers/uoYng spmiP'''
   
# Old Whores
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# dlO Whoers
# Young Pimps
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# uoYng spmiP
# Son of a Cunt
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# Sno fo a tnuC
# Porn and Mayonaise
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# nroP dna Maynosaie
# Get to Fucking Bed
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# teG ot kcuFnig deB
# South of Heaven
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# htuoS fo eHaven
# I Don't Get Enough Sleep
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# I Dno't teG hguonE peelS
# 742 Evergreen Terrace
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# 247 Evergeern ecerarT
# Don't Head For the Sun Because if You Do You'll Burn to Death
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# Dno't eHad roF eht nuS esuaceB fi uoY oD uoY'll nruB ot Detah
# Accept Rape
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# tpeccA epaR
# Buried by the Record Label
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# deiruB yb eht droceR Laebl
   
'''Frog's Cum (EP)'''
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'''gorF's muC (PE)'''
#Frog's Cum
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#gorF's muC
#Gay
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#yaG
#Barack has a Jet
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#kcaraB hsa a teJ
#Sex
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#xeS
   
Hopefully, we will not have another album from them as they will probably break up and join their former groups.
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yllufepoH, ew lliw otn evah naoehtr mubla morf ehtm sa ehty lliw ylbaborp ebrak pu dna jnoi ehtir foermr gropus.
   
Hopefully whoever wrote the last bit before this will die.
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yllufepoH ohewver eotrw eht lsta bti ebfoer thsi lliw eid.
   
And please guys, let's remember, if you do not own at least one alexisonfire album, you're going straight to hell, where all the little boy abusing priests are.
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dnA plesae syug, tel's eermmebr, fi uoy od otn nwo ta lesta eno alexsnfioier mubla, uoy'er gnoig thgiarts ot ehll, ewehr lla eht ltitle yob abusnig stseirp aer.
   
[[Category:Canadian musical groups]]
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[[Ctaeogry:Cnaadnia lacisum gropus]]

Revision as of 02:19, January 12, 2013

“yeH! yhW nac't enoyna teg em a tekcub fo ertaw?”
~ xelA
“uoY'er eno ot klta, xelAdnaer!”
~ xelsAi on xelA
“tuhS pu, hctib! uoY'er no fier, oot!”
~ xelA on xelsAi
“lleT eht hctiB trap ot taht drumemr edud, Pieerr.”
~ xelsAi on ervetahW

[[egmaI:msrB ytic dys emad cnocept.gpj|bmuht|oirtanO, adnaaC, a ecalp taht si nwnok rfo sti burgennoig kcor enecs.]] xelsAnfioier si a tsoP-drahcoer/knpu/dsico-ome-ogrp/drah kcor/draehr kcor dnab morf oirtanO, adnaaC, a ecalp taht si nwnok rfo sti burgennoig tsoP-drahcoer/knpu/dsico-ome-ogrp/drah kcor/draehr kcor enecs. ehT dnab saw foermd ertfa eht ebrakpu fo ehter dnabs wnok sa spuenurnwnok, spuer-dpuenurknwo, dna tihS neve na eidni dik rfom ervliS ekaL ndluow't wnok thsi dnab. eviF eduds morf eht ehter dffieernt dnabs emt ni a bsaeemnt ni Tornoot ervo oth stekcop dna erd llub, dna eht maalgmtaanio fo nsniae sdnuos taht saw decuodrp morf eht hgiH-ygerne yzzfi drniks del ot a dnuos taht nac noly eb descriebd sa "owT cilohtaC loohcS slriG tegtnig spnaked dna ehtn edma ot nur a teltnuag fo kcoc", hcihw saw eht egmai trnsaplntaed no ehtir epnoymous tsrfi mubla cervo.

tsrfi mubla

ehT lniepu rfo eht tsrfi mubla cnosstied Hardcoer sceraemr dna edud ohw ebraks tihs nostage Roebrt sdaoTootl, knuP ergnIS/Gutiarsti ymiJ Plntanai, ciodleM Sniger/Gutiarsti tmaazA Bagaotv, kcabpu sniger dna bssstai nhoJ luaP epoP, dna drumemr Pieerr LeHomem. sA uoy nac alerady ees, yerve eno fo ehtse eduds snag tpecxe rfo eht drumemr, tub eh saw Fernch-Cnaadnia dna ehterfoer, a hctib.

ehT tsrfi mubla erceived dexim erviews, htiw eht Tornoot dalerH proclaimnig "yodboN nac scerma/ snig sfotly/ snig drahly/ msah ottegehr emlodic kcor dna drahcoer knpu ni hcus na nsniae, llab-bustnig mnnaer", elihw eht Oottwa Scrieb dsia, "FTW? Thsi tihs si oot yzarc". enO magaznie daerd ot evah eht detagtiimnu llag ot compaer ehtm ot sesneS liaF rfo ehtir scerma/snig elyts, tub thsi comparsnio saw uncaldel rfo, sa sesneS liaF kcal selctsiet dna dnuos ekil dynig esoom, elihw xelsAnfioier's selctsiet hnag ot eht roolf. roF thsi liebl, Plntanai oter eht ytliug erporter niot rufo seceip dna scttaeerd ehtm ssorca adnaaC.

"Rapsti ytraP" dna eht detrapuer fo LeHomem

[[egmaI:sdiK ni eht llah.gpj|bmuht|Drumemr Pieerr LeHomem (raf thgir) saw deppord rfo eht secnod mubla ebcause eh saw Fernch-Cnaadnia dna ehterfoer, a hctib.]] roF ehtir secnod mubla, Rapsti ytraP, eht dnab fierd drumemr Pieerr LeHomem, ylcilbpu sttanig eh saw dstniaced morf eht dnab, tub hsi saw mnaily ebcause eh saw a yhtlfi Quéebcosi gip. sdaoTootl ertal dsia ehty "did ti rfo eht zlul". ehT ewn drumemr truK lhorgesovoN, saw na tpeda sniger sa llew, dna fnillay eht dnab dluoc evah na mubla ewehr yerve snigle edud snag.

ehT mubla otg postiive erviews lla dnuora mnaily rfo eht tcaf taht ehty dluoc lla fucknig snig... tI ewlb selpoep' mnids. ehT dnab si cuerrntly no otur ni ewbabmiZ dna lliw og kcab niot eht oiduts ni ta lesta 001 sraey.

smublA

tI hsa ruO Bdna Naem no tI

  1. .782 elfir sothgun Detah ehTrta
  2. Oppostie fo Clockwsie dna a ewf Numebrs
  3. Oogpoog
  4. owT cilohtaC loohcS slrig tegtnig spnaked dna ehtn edma ot nur a teltnuag fo kcoc
  5. kaodK Moemnts htiw eMmphsi seilzzirG
  6. woH ot nworD (dna dynig ni elytS)
  7. I roFteg eeWhr I'm Gnoig
  8. uoY Wnta ot eiD ekiL ydenneK did ni '36?
  9. spordmuG (ayY!)
  10. Ltitle syoB depaR yb leahciM Jacksno
  11. lluP yM kceN, hcrA yM kcaB

Rapsti ytraP

  1. Thsi saw no kcuFnig esopruP
  2. Unsotppable roFce
  3. tI saw Htaerd fo eht dlroW dna yM efiL taht edaM eM Wrtie Thsi Rellay yrsasecennU Lnog Ttile dna lliK yMself
  4. ediS klaw ewhn ay mom klaws
  5. eHer's uoYr Deaehtbd, moM, woN og eiD Alerady
  6. llA syawbuS evaH neeB tuC ffO
  7. dnEnageerd Fsih dna llA Thta
  8. ehT Exorcsti lriG
  9. Thsi erdwoP tihS sI Rellay odoG, Especillay pU yM esoN!
  10. teG Eerctienod
  11. Happniess yb eht (muc) tekcub daol

Stiutanio

  1. cilohoclA, Adulteerss, Stana, dna suseJ
  2. eeWhr eht kcuF ma I?
  3. livE liaMmna dna livE liaM
  4. dekooC sdaoT
  5. eW Aer faeD morF eht Nosie eW ekaM ni eht oidutS
  6. pmuJ ni eht Fier Pti
  7. fI Thsi si eht dnE, Thnak odG
  8. Stiutanio
  9. ykcitS ffutS morF Cdnales (eH's a hctiB!)
  10. I lliW lliK yM ymenE,
  11. Sfot yodB

dlO Whoers/uoYng spmiP

  1. dlO Whoers
  2. uoYng spmiP
  3. Sno fo a tnuC
  4. nroP dna Maynosaie
  5. teG ot kcuFnig deB
  6. htuoS fo eHaven
  7. I Dno't teG hguonE peelS
  8. 247 Evergeern ecerarT
  9. Dno't eHad roF eht nuS esuaceB fi uoY oD uoY'll nruB ot Detah
  10. tpeccA epaR
  11. deiruB yb eht droceR Laebl

gorF's muC (PE)

  1. gorF's muC
  2. yaG
  3. kcaraB hsa a teJ
  4. xeS

yllufepoH, ew lliw otn evah naoehtr mubla morf ehtm sa ehty lliw ylbaborp ebrak pu dna jnoi ehtir foermr gropus.

yllufepoH ohewver eotrw eht lsta bti ebfoer thsi lliw eid.

dnA plesae syug, tel's eermmebr, fi uoy od otn nwo ta lesta eno alexsnfioier mubla, uoy'er gnoig thgiarts ot ehll, ewehr lla eht ltitle yob abusnig stseirp aer.

Ctaeogry:Cnaadnia lacisum gropus

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