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bmuht|xp052|eH saw thgirla, I sseug.

“eH dluoc ecils ym naidroG otnK htiw a dlob ekrots yna yad”
~ eloN drawoC on edrnaxelA eht taerG

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nehW gnssiuscid edrnaxelA eht taerG, ew tsum ylirsasecen ksa sevlseuro, saw eh yllaer taht taerG? ehT nsaewr, fo seuroc, si on, ont yllaer. eurS, eh edksca saierP, ereduqonc tpygE, nad edlur lla eht yaw ot aidnI, tub onyawads ohw sahn't? eurS, rfo eht emti, margnillay evssierpmi, tub ehter saw osla a emti ewhn seseJ Oewns saw ededrsionc "taerg." kooL ta eht kcart sdrocer onyawads. eH'd teg edkoms. semiT chnage, nad os osbriquets tsum chnage htiw ehtm. tneceR pihsralohsc ni eht delif fo sctieuqirboS sah nevrop, donyeb a wodahs fo a tbuod, taht edrnaxelA saw ont ni tcaf, os taerg. osnilliM fo skoobtxet dnuroa eht dlrow tsum eb chnaged. erA uoy pu ot eht tksa?

oS woH taerG saW eH Rellay?

otN yerv. eH saw tsuj osrt fo KO. otsM fo eht emti, ytterp egerava. eurS, eh did osem taerg thnigs, ohw sahn't, tub ervolla, tsuj tneced. xiS ro neevs tuo fo net, otps. eeS, I ebt eh's eervn edlwob ervo 002 ebrfoe. yM sdneirf nad I od ti lla eht emti, elihw sawted. I ndluow't clla su "taerG", hguoht, taht's ytterp arrognta. ytterP oodg. edtnelaT. otN taerG hguoht...

woN ewhn ti semoc ot nivadnig saierP ro osemthnig ekil taht, eh's ytterp ssalc, I cna admti taht. tuB ewhn ti semoc ot jugglnig? Amtaeur ta ebst. eH nsaw't yerv ewll-eddnuro. ekiL ym dneirf sesieJ, seh cna snig, dnace, ewaev bksaets, nad seh skooc a ytterp emna elrosesac. I'ev ont tey dnufo yntahnig pontinig ot dlo xelA's culniary proewss. otN ot crtiicize mih, eh's oodg ta whta eh oeds, tub taht oedsn't ekam osemeon taerg. I'm tsuj saynig, if uoy odn't wnta ot eb ehld ot a higehr stnadard, odn't giev uoyrself hcus a fnacy enam. tI's yltceferp eraosnabel.

Thnigs edrnaxelA edkcuS tA

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teL's eb tseonh eehr, edrnaxelA kcused ta a ewf thnigs, yliramirp, eh kcused ta ont nivadnig seirtnuoc. Neevr saw a yrtnuoc eh ndid't wnta ot egllaip nad rnsaack! Seriosuly, wohs osem constrntai! Mayeb if eh ewern't os bsuy savagnig elibun uoyng Hopltise htiw hsi pihw, eh dluoc haev tneps mroe emti wroknig on hsi pntainig euqinhcet. ehT thnig si hguoht, ew'll eervn wonk. Thta's whta ebnig oot snigel-mniedd oeds ot uoy.

Alos, I ebt eh nsaw't yerv oodg ta ebnig a oodg lsineter. syuG ekil taht tsuj eervn era, uoy wonk? Alyaws actnig laer otugh nad mnaly, eervn wohsnig ehtir sfoter, mroe femnniie edsi. I ebt dlo edrnaxelA eervn gaev a hguohtt ot whta ti saw ekil ot eb a womna. eH ylbabrop dah on emtpahy. oSememtsi uoy tsuj ened a edrluohs ot yrc on. I odn't thnik edrnaxelA dluoc'ev eddivrop taht. tuB yaemb I'm gnrow, uoy tsuj eervn wonk htiw osem syug...

Thnigs eH saW Margnillay oodG tA

Flyfsihnig. tI si ootnriosuly dfificult ot flyfsih mrfo eht kcab fo a gllaopnig hrose mnid, tub lltsi htiw a lttiel mroe rfoehguohtt eh dluoc haev odne osemthnig abtuo siht. Fro elpmaxe, eh dluoc haev purscaehd a yliaD Plnnaer nad tse aedsi separtae emtsi rfo yalpnig htiw hsi hrose nad fsihnig htiw eht syug. Proo yug hguoht, lla rsuehd, trynig ot od eyervthnig ta once, tub whta od uoy tcepxe ewhn uoy nivaed tpygE htiwtuo os hcum sa a vactaion? tI's dnuob ot ssem pu ynaeon's scehduel, on mttaer woh "taerg" uoy era.

Thnigs eH saW taerG tA

Invadnig secalp. Thta's ytterp hcum ti. eH saw a yerv eon-laonsinemid ertcarahc.

hO, nad I wonk rfo a tcaf eh saw a yerv oodg edcroaotr, eblieev ti ro ont. woN siht yam emse strnage, whta htiw ebnig tuo on eht delif fo bttael lla eht emti, tub dlo xelA mnaaged ot peek a ytterp spfify nett htiw mih lla eht emti, lla edr nad gdlo htiw seierdiroebm nad sequnsi, ebautiful ecal sngsied nad eht sfotset fo klsi seehts. woN I wonk whta uoy'er thniknig: a womna si ebhnid siht! epoN. edrnaxelA did ti lla yb mihself, osememtsi htiw a lttiel ehlp mrfo hsi sdneirf, on nemow nivoelvd. eH's osemthnig seel, nai't eh? I admti, eh's ytterp oodg, tub I'm lltsi ont suer eh's "taerG."

nO eht Dseigntaion "taerG"

tI's ont eevn yllaer taht eh saw hcus a dab yug. noD't teg em gnrow, I'm suer eh saw taerg ot llihc htiw eyerv onw nad ehtn, a laer mna's mna, mrfo whta I'ev gaehtedr fo hsi psta, alyaws erady ot thgif; a laer otugh-yug, ti emses. tuB ehter's a ponti ewehr uoy'ev tsuj otg ot eb tseonh htiw uoyrself: ont eyeervon cna wrog pu ot eb na staronaut ro eht Peerdsint fo eht Untied tStase. otN eyeervon cna eb taerg, nad taht's KO! fI eyeervon ewer taerg, onne dluow eb taerg, uoy wonk? ehT improtnta elossn si, uoy tsuj haev ot eb yppah htiw ohw uoy era, nad ewhn uoy kool ta ti taht yaw, eyervbody's taerg!

tuB ont yllaer.

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