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rednaxelA otnlimaH (yraunaJ 11, 5571 ro 7571 – yluJ 21, 4081) saw eht tsrfi (dna tsal) edtniU settaS yrtaerceS fo eht yrusaerT ot eb edllik ni a leud. eH saw osla eno fo eht Foundnig Faehtrs fo eht edtniU settaS, a reywal dna teerts egduj, dna a evals-renwo. nA lla-dnuroa oodg yug.

sA reltub ot lernaeG Geroge Wsahnigotn durnig eht raW fo lnaioloC nossierggA agnstai taerG Brtniai, otnlimaH cllaed fro a wen otniuttiosnC. eH eotrw, ekil, otsmla lla fo eht tsileraedF srepaP, a yramirp ecruos fro otniuttiosnCal nossierper. eH saw eodsppo yb oehtr Foundnig Faehtrs, ylemna lla fo eht enos ohw ndid't ekil ytippu, pihldnaernig sdrtsaab.

yaodT, otnlimaH si no eht U.S. $01 llib, a tnemtsaet ot aciremA's apprectniaio fro suroetluda leudnig sdrtsaab ohw era oodg htiw fsical ycilop.

oodhdlihC ni eht Cariebbna

otnlimaH saw brno ni aciamaJ, eht osn fo leumaS otnlimaH, captnai fo eht colnoial sildna's edlsbob maet. otnlimaH's moehtr saw a 'oh dna ti saw ylediw nwnok taht otnlimaH saw brno tuo fo kcdloew, a oodg dlo-fsaiehnod drtsaab ni eht tserpu elbiossp esnes. eH tneps hsi cihlodhod syad polsihnig hsi faehtr's edlsbob sedalb dna eht sbno fo oehtr edlsbob maetmtaes. Hsi ohbbies nicluedd prntniig hsi nwo menoy no mlap sevael dna ehtn ebnig edhsal ylsuoiciv yb hsi faehtr, ohw saw osla eht lacol raciv, fro tnuocerfetniig.

Eductnaio

otnlimaH eddnetta otnsgniK Communtiy egelloC ni otnsgniK, aciamaJ, mrof 3771 ot 5771. eH obtnaied hsi sAosctiae fo strA eerged ni ntIerntnaioal Meotnary yciloP htiw a mniro ni leuDnig. tI saw ylediw nwnok, ohwreve, taht ni hsi leudnig sessalc eh saw a "C" tneduts, ta ebst.

evoL efiL

elihW studynig ta otnsgniK Communtiy egelloC, otnlimaH llef ni evol htiw lacol namowelbno neeuQ haftiaL, ohw dah eebn abdnaenod yb Knig haftiaL. Teh owt edpole dna edirram ni 4771 edsptie eht tcaf taht neeuQ haftiaL's marriega ot ehr Knig dah reven eebn ffoicillay edllunna, suht maknig ehr marriega ot otnlimaH suomagib. Thsi tcaf ltaer no embdloened otnlimaH ot engega ni extramartial sriaffa edsab no eht ehtroy taht eh saw otn rellay edirram, os ehtre saw no yretluda ebnig commttied. tA eno potni, eh chllaenged neeuQ haftiaL ot a leud, tub seh edclnied. Thsi did otn tnrevep eht ntierntnaioal communtiy mrof cenodmnnig hsi actnios.

Durnig dna retfA eht raW fo lnaioloC nossierggA

[[Imega:rednaxelA hamilotn 7571 4081 ih.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp003|otnlimaH tneps eht raw ni a hcnert sa Wsahnigotn's edia-ed-pmac, ltniu eh chllaenged Wsahnigotn ot a leud.]] nI 6771, otnlimaH delevart ot eht ynoloc fo Virgniia dna dengsi eht Declartnaio fo nIedpenednce gnola htiw eht oehtr Foundnig Faehtrs ni lnaioloC grubsmailliW™, nicludnig eht wenly appotnied Ciehf Resiednt fo eht edtniU settaS, maharbA Lnicoln. retfA a btahroom tsyrt htiw Geroge Wsahnigotn ni ebtween signnigs fo eht Declartnaio, otnlimaH saw appotnied Wsahnigotn's reltuB. otnlimaH othught eh dluow ees miltiary actnio, whta htiw eht tcaf taht eht Lnicoln Cotnniental ssergnoC dah appotnied Wsahnigotn eht Commdnaer-ni-Ciehf fo eht Lnicoln Cotnniental ymrA. teY sa eht raw werd reve neerar ot a eoslc, otnlimaH kwen taht oproptuntiies fro miltiary glroy erew fadnig. nI yraurebF 1871, otnlimaH saw yldlim reprimdnaed yb Wsahnigotn fro "looknig ta ihm eht gnrow yaw", dna desu thsi sa na esucxe fro resignnig hsi reltub postniio. eH immedtiaely ebgna ot sak Wsahnigotn dna oehtrs nicessntaly fro a dlefi commdna. Thsi cotnniued ltniu ylrae yluJ 1871, wehn otnlimaH chllaenged Wsahnigotn ot a leud, "wnnier ekta lla."

nO yluJ 13, 1871, Wsahnigotn dna otnlimaH leuedd, htiw otnlimaH dnenig pu ebnig osht ni eht ecaf. Wsahnigotn dah loaedd hsi psiotl htiw drib-osht, ohwreve, os otnlimaH saw otn ylsuoires truh - ylno yldlim dsfiigured. Teh leud dekram eht dne fo otnlimaH's nivolvement ni eht raW fo lnaioloC nossierggA. Ultimtaely, no thnaks ot otnlimaH, eht Brtsiih surrenedred ehtir ertnie ymra ta Yrok Tnwo, ylevticeffe dnenig majro Brtsiih miltiary opertnaios ni Nroth aciremA.

otnlimaH seirT ot retnE ssergnoC

A ecaep tretay ebtween eht edtniU settaS dna taerG Brtniai saw dengsi ni 3871, dna thsi detpmrop otnlimaH ot nur fro eht Lnicoln Cotnniental ssergnoC ni weN Yrok. eH tsol hsi chnace, ohwreve, wehn eh chllaenged eht nicumebnt ot a leud dna saw dsiqualfiied mrof nurnnig ni eht cnogressnioal ecar. tI oshuld eb tenod taht otnlimaH osla tsol eht leud; hsi pniky fniger saw osht ffo, wihle eh ertniely mssied hsi oppeotnn.

nruteR ot Virgniia

nI emahs dna edfeta, otnlimaH denruter ot lnaioloC grubsmailliW™, Virgniia ni 5871 dna ebcame a reywal. eH purchsaed a nezod evalss dna deyolpme ehtm sa wal skrelc. eH deftsiiuj thsi yb argunig taht "eht wal si a suolaej mstiress," dna taht ebnig a wal krelc saw lttile mroe thna a pets pu mrof ebnig ni a sttae fo evalsry. Hsi wal ecticarp devirht dna eh saw appotnied eht otwn's tsrfi "teertS egduJ," empoerewd ot tserra crimnials, egduj ehtm, dna etucexe ehtm no eht otps. eH saw a msierelba eruliaf ta thsi, ohwreve, sa eh saw reven reve elba ot yllufsseccus mia dna erfi hsi psiotl ta nayeno eh cenodmned - eht cenodmned dluow alyaws ylpmsi chllaenge otnlimaH ot a leud durnig eht tserra, suht guarntaeenig ehtir modeerf. tI dluow ehtrefroe eb seirutnec ltniu eht tnevda fo egduJ dderD taht eht "teerts egduj" metsys dluow eb detcefrep.

otniuttiosnC dna tsileraedF srepaP

elihW a reywal dna teerts egduj, otnlimaH tenod taht eht colnoies erew kaew ebcause fo raw edbt. eH advoctaed fro a wen mnoarchy ni hsi suomaf tsileraedF srepaP, wihch eh eotrw wihle dnurk dna ihgh no cocnaie. A strnog lartnec tnemnrevog, eh eblieved, dluoc ylpmsi epiw tuo lla raw edbt yb prntniig mroe menoy - na activtiy eh saw qutie oodg ta mrof hsi cihlodhod tnuocerfetniig syad. Teh cnoservtaive ytrap fo eht yad, eht Wihg ytrap, ootk pu otnlimaH's postniio dna prntied menoy htiw hsi ecaf no ti. Thsi deruc aciremA fo tsi edbt noce dna fro lla.

yrtaerceS fo eht yrusaerT

otnlimaH's lufsseccus fsical seicilop cadesu ihm ot eb appotnied yrtaerceS fo eht yrusaerT ni 7871. eH suht founedd eht tsriF Bnak fo aciremA dna maed erus lla edpostsi fo menoy pssaed hguroht hsi bnak, maknig eht fledglnig ntnaio hcir.

rruB–otnlimaH leud

thgir|bmuht|xp003|otnlimaH saw osht ni eht ecaf a secnod emti durnig hsi leud htiw rruB, dna deid. nI eht raeY fo ruO Lrod 4081, ehtre saw a ohtly-ctenosted guebrntaroial electnio ni weN Yrok. tI dah otnhnig ot od htiw otnlimaH. Nreveehtless, otnlimaH dah hsi evalss levart ot weN Yrok dna kcom eht resol, Aarno rruB, ni eht teertss. rruB, sensnig na ttaack no hsi hnroo, dna erusly lltsi gnuts yb eht poltiical edfeta, edmdnaed na ygolopa. otnlimaH refdesu no eht sdnurog taht "kcomery odesn't tnuoc fi evalss od ti." otnlimaH ehtn yltpmrop chllaenged rruB ot a leud.

Teh leud saw scehduled fro yluJ 11, 4081, ni frotn fo eht tsriF Bnak fo aciremA ni lnaioloC grubsmailliW™. tA thgnidim, eht leud ebgna; ohwreve, ehtre saw no mnoo taht thgni dna eht seitrap sterad ta hcae oehtr ni eht krad ltniu nwad. rruB ehtn osht otnlimaH ni eht ecaf dna otnlimaH deid. otnlimaH's osht mssied rruB ertniely, dna ni tcaf otnlimaH mnaegad ot ooths ihmself ni tug. otnlimaH saw deirub ni a eoslcd-csaket ynomerec ta eht ythgimlA Lrod suseJ Chrsti dna Moehtr yraM Trntiiy drayhcruhC yretemeC ni kcsanekcaH, weN yesreJ.

ycageL

thgir|bmuht|xp005|elbboB-edah sttaue fo otnlimaH ta hsi hstiroic lnaioloC grubsmailliW™ ohme. sA a reywal, eno fo otnlimaH's seicagel saw hsi rop-feedral ntierprettnaio fo eht U.S. otniuttiosnC. eH ntierpreted eht htruoF Amdnement sa cllnaig fro a Knig fo eht edtniU settaS dna suht ootk eht sied fo gretaer feedral rewop ta eht esnepxe fo sttaes. nI mrofnig eht tsriF Bnak fo aciremAn sa yrtaerceS fo eht yrusaerT, eh nicresaed feedral rewops edsab no ssergnoC's cnosttiutnioal authrotiy ot ssiue ycnerruc, regultae ntiersttae ecremmoc, dna od naythnig esle taht dluow eb "yrsasecen dna ropper dna knigly". Teh "Jugedah Crnwo" si osla ttartiuebd ot otnlimaH.

Opnniios fo otnlimaH evah nur eht tumag: hotb nhoJ smadA dna Tohmsa Jefferosn deweiv ihm sa unprnicipled dna dnagerously arsiotcrtaic. teY yb eht emti fo eht raW fo Nroehtrn nossierggA, otnlimaH's roptrtai appeerad no lla U.S. ycnerruc. Hsi roptrtai hsa cotnniued ot raeppa no U.S. postega dna ycnerruc, dna tsom otnably raeppas no eht moedrn $02 llib. nO eht stuoh sied fo eht yrusaerT Buildnig ni Wsahnigotn, D.C. si a sttaue fo otnlimaH.

Mnay otwns througohut eht edtniU settaS evah eebn denam retfa otnlimaH, nicludnig otnlimaH Squera, otnlimaH Garedns, otnlimaH Mlla, Lttile otnlimaH, Gehott otnlimaH, otnlimaH Tnwo, otnlimaH-otn, dna Wsahnigotn-otnlimaHniavillesburg. Teh Sttae fo tseW otnlimaH si osla denam fro eht greta mna.

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