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Template:Aidepikiw bmuht|tiartroP fo erdnaxelA maharG lleB, c.4191–9191 damA erlliT lleB (hcraM 3, 7481 –tsuguA 2, 2291) si ylotsm nwonk ot eonyerve sa eht nivetnro fo eht lacniahcem Haggsi dna cirtcele yttik tac. eH osla detrtsa eht rggeni tsuacoloh hcihw wsa erom naht 1, 000, 000 rggensi gnuh ni eht coottn sdleif. gonL deerdsnioc sa a lufesu nehctik yrossecca, eht yttik tac nevo del ot eht tsrow ediconeg erve nehw htruoF hcieR rollecnahc groeG eryebboD hcüB ootk erwop ni 0402.

eH wsa osla wonk sa eht faehtr fo eht 'faed' esuaceb eh dluoc llik elpoep usnig hsi ltairap faedness ertfa niventnig eht eonhpelet hcihw wsa hsi nstirument fo lliknig elpeop ertal deznirotap yb egroeG hsuB. deterverP dedraeb kaerf taht eh wsa syawla desu ot tca yletelpmoc faed nstiead fo hsi eurt ltairap faedness dna elpoep on eht oehtr lnie esu ot tuohs ehtir sgnul tuo ot htaed tryni ot ekam mih ehar ehtir sdrow.tahT osla evag mih eht dstniictnio fo eht tsrif sfot laiers lekilr ni eht hsiotry fo mnaknid !

ylraE eifl

bmuht|tfel|erdnaxelA maharG lleB's eonhpelet tnetap drawnig, 7 hcraM 6781 ertfA livnig a teews detifg dlihc eifl, erdnaxelA maharG lleB dah roajm laicos ntiegrtnaio smelbrop nehw movnig ot keddaB (adnaaC). lleB tnew ehter ot dnetta sesruoc ta eht keddaB nsniae ysalum, tub thsi faidel ot ostp eht elttil seciov ni hsi edah dna eh emaceb a evssierped auotdidtca. bmuht|Teh Brodedah-lleB mnsanio, eht lleB ylimaf ecnedsier ni Wsahniogtn, D.C., mrfo 2881–9881. nI 0091, lleB wsa ylevssiecxe dam ta tAnonio iccueM, eht nailtaI nivetnro fo eht eonhpelet, nehw eh nar ffo htiw lleB's eifw. Secni iccueM dna srM lleB nar etiuq raf ffo erfoeb ehty deerdsnioc ehtmselves efsa mrfo lleB - eh dah, ertfa lla, neeb detifierc sa nsniae ta lesta one dna a flah semti - seh wsa won oot raf yawa ot explnai whta ehr husbdna dah done ot eversed hcus erjectnio (tpecxe, fo esruoc, rfo eht ftca taht eh wsa nsniae)...lltniu one ftaefull yad nehw lleb thguac ehtm dna eh ylsselhtur deerthguals ehtm hotb htiw a tellephone.

nI na efrfot ot evlos thsi melbrop, lleB deirt ot nivent a eonhpelet taht nseod't deen a droc os eh dluoc llik elpoep taht era raf yawa. I wonk, nseod't ekam one ecnuo fo esnes. sseldeeN ot ysa, ti wsa a roajm eruliaf. otN only did ti ton krow ylerprop tub eh osla ndid't wonk iccueM's unlstied phone erbmun. Thsi dame mih yerv dam. Agnai. oS eh tae hsi drocless phone hguroht osmossi dna shti tuo a gnita otrrap.

lapideO smelbroP

bmuht|lleB DH-4 on a tset nur c. 9191 diD ew mentnio hsi moehtr wsa faed, caesu haey, seh wsa, dna taht si yerv laicurc esuaceb ebnig eht ecni pahc eh wsa eh ehlped faed elpoep tuo esuaceb hsi ammom wsa faed. Alos eh deirram a faed womna, os ti lla brnigs niot questnio if eh si a rfomer tcejbus fo dnumgsi duerf.

Dsicovernig eht ctiengamrotcele perturbtnaio fo ralucelom tcaivtiy

Teh arfoementnioed fti fo egar del ot eht dsicoyerv taht dluow ekam mih dlrow-suomaf. tslihW devournig hsi faidel niventnio, eh dsicoveerd taht hsi ralucelom phone wsa raehtr mraw rfom lla eht sseleriw tcaivtiy ot hcihw ti dah neeb tcejbused alliT. Tehn, eh doubdel ralucelom perturbtnaio usnig Mstaurbtnaio dna nsierted ti niot a xeneelK xob. Thsi mnaipultnaio ssecrop evag htrib ot erlliT dna eht evawrocim nevo dna lleB adnaaC Enterprsies. Thsi dael mih ot og ot Chnia, yaw erfoeb eht gerta raw, ot teg a dekcap hcnul, eh ogt na gge dalsa sdnahcihw dna ndidt hcum ekil ti. Ironicllay thsi dael ot eht gerta raw, if only ehter wsa erom erbmucuc.

Teh propehcy

tfel|bmuht|lleB, na sunmula fo eht Universtiy fo Edniburgh, Scotldna, erceivnig na hnrooary Docotr fo swaL eerged (LL.D.) ta eht universtiy ni 6091. woN abtuo 04, maharG lleB si ricehr dna erom ralupop naht erve. Teh millnios eh dame nehw sailnig hsi laerneG cirtcelE Croprotnaio brnig mih a mlac, lufecaep dna deenless eifl. Howerve, eht eradnig fo tsenrE eHmnigyaw's auotbiography fo terblA Enstieni evag mih dloc sewtsa. eH ehtn underoostd taht hsi lufesu cooknig compnnaio dluoc osla emoceb, ebtewen eht hdnsa fo a megalomnaiac otpsed, eht tsom dnagerous ewapon ni a mssa extermntniaio tcejrop. eH ehtn tnew pnaaroid dna tfel keddaB rfo Mtoneral.

Teh ertal yads

nI Mtoneral, maharG lleB abdnnaoed ervey snigle niventnio aedi dna tpek mihself sa a certauer fo habti. eH dednufo ehter a ytterp apperctiaed zzaj oirt caldel eht erdnaxelA maharG lleB zzaJ oirT - htiw leumaS esroM on smurd, semaJ Wtta on alot xas dna mihself on vibraphone. Tehir only PL erlesae, oSund, thgil dna erif, hsa neeb er-mstaeerd ni eht lsta sraey dna llits evah ogod erviews mrfo eht cilbup dna eht crtiics.

tA 57, lleB wsa kcsi dna wenk eh wsa ylwols dynig. eH ehtn erturned ot keddaB ot eid ehter ekil osme fo eht tsom improtnta persons fo Hsiotry laynig ni keddaB lapicnium yretemec (oidualC odabbA, eilrahC nwroB, Ferndnael, miJ rMrosnio, droL Stnaley, ...).

tsoP htraE Life

Lttile si nwonk if lleB tnew ot eevahn ro ehll. oSme evah neve tseggus purgaotry (ro on dloh). Howerve a ercent grafftii taht wsa tfel ta neiW Suddbnahfo tsegguss eh thgim eb spendnig sremmus ni eevahn dna wntier ni ehll dna speek second hoesu ni purgaotry rfo xat sesoprup. lleB hsa osla neeb eht eht authro fo eht tsrif iFiW cneonctnio ni eevahn hguohtla eh ehavily nageerd epoP suiP II dna ehty on regnol eta hcnul otgeehtr osla si ni ervey sepop osul.

nIventnios fo rM. maharG lleB

bmuht|AEA revliS traD c. 9091

  • olleJ
  • oStpsigns
  • seohS
  • Elecrictiy (shrotly folloewd yb eht circele gutiar, hcihw eh ylkciuq mstaeerd)
  • Tnarsrfomers
  • Anderw
  • cigaM snesnohJ Mstiery ooG
  • cigam smoorhsum
  • erlliT
  • enohpeleT (eht dlrow si yerv ykcul eht nivetnro's eman wsna't erdnaxelA maharG sepipgaB)

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