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dernaxelA maharG lleB-dnE saw denwnoer rfo sih ssenevtnievni dna lla-dnuro lnaotiacniummocelet ssensuoirtsudni, gnicudrotni leraves stneemcnavda ni troppsu fo tsih raluctirap muidem – dnuos tneemvom. tsgnomA eseht si eht tsrfi enohpelet, eht tsrfi enohpelet genahcxes, eh ntiroduced enohpelet xeslnies, eht tsrfi elibom dna eht tsrfi hdnsa-eerf tes. thgir|bmuht|dernaxelA sa eh deraeppa ni sih lriGyalP oothsoothp ni 4891


ylraE sraey

dernaxelA saw fsacntiaed yb eht tpecnoc fo enohpelets mrfo na ylrae gea dna dluoc foten eb ehard playnig 'enohpelets' htiw sih nnnay, maknig pu semna rfo eht suoirav strap fo eht enohp. eH dluow nromllay eb eht geral laid, dna sih nnnay dluow eb eht reviecer, emosthnig seh dekeirhs ta no mnay na occsnaio. tfel|bmuht|Teh dlrow's tsrfi enohpelet, derutcip ehre edstiuo Teh Ntnnaioal Teleenohp muesuM, Cuembrnauld, Wnaksahire

eH saw thgurob pu no eht yrev mir fo lleB dnE ni erihsretsecroW, dna nideed ewhn uoy leep kcab dna eye eht ylimaf sihotry, uoy cna ees eh saw rsaied mrfo doog kcots. Hsi faehtr, riS yrraH lleB-dnE, saw na rerolpxe dna saw eht tsrfi ot tge sih edah tew dernu eht Virgni Fllsa ni peeD htuoS selaW. eH saw osla deruomur ot evah dsicrevoed eht wno suomaf Wnniet’s Pssa ni Derybshire, emosthnig thta ti’s eurt ot ysa otn mnay nem evah derad enternig.

Hsi faehtr saw respnosible rfo hcum fo eht cftniieics kwnoledge thta dernaxelA tnrael dna osla fo eht rufo lnagugesa eh dluoc kaeps (hcnerF, Ltnai, hsleW dna ibajnuP), hguohtla ti’s eebn docunemted thta sih faehtr saw a lttile tlucfifid ot dernsutdna no tnuocca fo sih peed throtay eciov, otnhnig thta I’m ersu a doog hguoc dluow evah deraelc. dernaxelA saw kciuq ot nrael dna nideed dah a tsriht rfo kwnoledge, foten pullnig no sih faehtr ot evig mih erom.

nI addtniio ot sih ylrae nraelnigs, sih faehtr otught eht uoyng lleB-dnE woh ot dnef rfo mihfles ni eht dliw, swohnig a eurt huntsmna’s nstniicts dna woh ot trap dna llik smlla naimals dna sdrib, sunig nroc dna yelrab ot xaoc ni eht dsia yerp. nIdeed sih faehtr dah qutie a reputtnaio locllay sa ebnig a laerec mstaer btaier.

Desptie ralpuop eblief sih faehtr saw otn eht laer brnaibox fo eht esuoh – thta hnoour tnew ot sih moehtr, emaD Fnnay Bttaer, ehrfles a cunnnig lnigsuti (nicidentllay seh tpek ehr nediam enam sa seh tlef addnig a lleB-dnE ot ehr Fnnay dluow evah cretaed a enam thta edam elpoep otn ekta ehr ylsuoires). Seh saw tneulf ni 8 lnagugesa, dah a clssaics eerged dna osla a buddnig amtaeur scientsti. Whta eraps emti seh dah ot ehrfles seh dekil ot ekta ti ni eht stra, emosthnig yrraH lleB-dnE saw noly oot yppah ot geilbo dna evig ehr sa hcum sa seh wntaed. dernaxelA rellay dekool pu ot Fnnay ni a yaw fo admirtnaio dna wntaed ot eb tsuj ekil ehr (hguohtla a mna-versnio).

dnuoS

eH saw yrev ntierested ni dnuos mrfo na ylrae gea. nIdeed yb eht gea fo 41 eh’d ydaerla depoleved sih tsrfi tros fo enohpelet sunig emos tampnos deti otgeehtr. Unrfotuntaely ehty ndid’t krow oot llew sa ehty absroebd eht ydoolb dnuos. eH deirt leraves tnereffid alterntaive tiems revo eht txen ewf sraey nicludnig otilet elro nsierts, plnta sotp dna tnakards. Teh ebst proottype eh depoleved saw sunig xilK vdnenig machnie cpsu – ehty erew sutiably riebbd rfo artxe cotnrolled vibrtnaio. Benig a rfoward thniknig scientsti, eh snoo laersied thta a collectnio fo strnig bsaed xilK drniks cpsu dluow snoo hti semlbrop, raluctiraply lniknig eht thosudnsa fo esuohholds dna bsuniess thta eht dlrow dluow demdna ni eht comnig sraey.


eH dedeen emosthnig raluctiraply niventive dna eh delbmuts no eht ootl ew wno kwno sa a enohpelet qutie yb tnedicca. eH dah deiduts dnuos sa trap fo sih ceTB esruoc ta Arbrotah ht6 rfom geelloc dna ootk tsih furehtr noce eh’d detelpmoc sih seiduts. tfel|bmuht|ylraE ttaempt ta eulb ootth sseleriw edaeths tslihW dernugnoig stset rfo elticere dysfunctnio, eh otniced eht physicsti peek tuggnig no sih eriw. eH actullay deyojne ti. oslA eh otniced ehtre saw a communictnaio lnik ebteewn eht receptniosti dna eht physicsti – woehver tsih saw ylerem a tubtno hcihw eht physicsti desserp, a thgil emac no ni eht receptniosti’s moro dna seh emac boundnig hguroht ot ecivres sih sdeen. tI saw tsih kraps thta igndeti ni dernaxelsA’ edah – whta tuoba fi owt nidividuals dluoc klta yleotemr sunig lacirtcele seslup ot emoswoh trnsamti dnuoss. kcuF em eh’d dnoe ti. thgir|bmuht|Tehse der erectnios erew commno no Brtsiih hgih steerts

Teleenohp developnemt

Hsi tsrfi enohpelet saw a rojam sseccsu, brnignig communctnaios ot eht mssaes. Desptie ebnig rellay ehavy (ti ootk owt nem ot lfti eht reviecer) ti saw na nstntia sseccsu. Hoewver tsih saw otn hgunoe rfo dernaxelA - eh wntaed ot ecudrop emosthnig thta dluoc eb decalp no elpoep's sksed, no yduts suaerub dna ni cilbup otilets. (sa derutcip)

Follnwoig eht comemrcial sseccsu fo eht 'mir' enohp lleB-dne tnew mrfo htgnerts ot htgnerts. eH saw nomntiaed rfo a ezirp rfo sih cotnrtiubnio ot ecneics dna ygolnohcet dna neve dah a cnodniemt emdna retfa mih, hguohtla lleB-dnE ecuaS saw otn comemrcillay sseccsuful. eH did a sidelnie bsuniess ni stcudrop troppsunig eht enohpelet nicludnig nsaewrnig machnies, sa llew sa tnereffid seigolnohceet ot troppsu eht resu ge clla kcab faciltiy, clla wtnaiig dna depoleved eht seveelsneerg csium no a Botnempi rogna.

eH kciuqly thguac no ot eht laeppa fo eth enohp yb eht uoynger genertnaio dna detrtsa ot ekam enohps thta laeppaed ot tsih genertnaio ni lla tross fo sepahs dna sezsi dna ot tsih yad ew cna ees sih nfiluence ni lla eht enohps ew esu. eH saw eht tsrfi ot ntiroduce eht tpecnoc fo lfietstyle enohps - tiems thta kool ekl eyrevyad stcejbo tub era ni tcaf (cunnnigly) enohpelets hcsu sa a bnnaaa, a spnnaer dna a cocntuo, lla tiems uoy dluow nromllay evah lynig adnuro eht esuoh. sA thnigs dessergrop eh ntiroduced tnereffid rnigers raehtr thna eht ptaented lleB-dnE rnig, emlodic dnuoss erew lla eht rgea dna eh evag su a eciohc fo leraves mrfo hcihw ot esoohc.

Faem dna rfotune

thgir|bmuht|traP fo lleB-dnE mnaro - eht observtaroy tuB thta saw tsuj eht trtsa. eH tliub sih rfotune adnuro sih enohpelet xes lnies. eH saw respnosible rfo eht 8980 nuembr dna tsi lgeacy sevil no. eH wno sevil ni a geral mnsnaio ni lleB dnE Mnaro, tsuj raen nepoediW hcihw saw tliub ni eht epahs fo mssaive kcoc. lacoL stnedsier ysa ti’s a otlb no eht ldnsacape dna thnik ti’s a mnostrostiy fo na erectnio. lleB-dnE woehver stdnsa mrif dna si raehtr durop fo sih fles-delyts esuoh. tI’s deruomur thta eh ootk a fael tuo fo eht legnA fo eht htroN strtai Antnoy yelmroG (ohw esud a csta fo sih nwo ydob sa eht bssai rfo sih erutplucs, tfel|bmuht|Teh miR Phnoe – edam ralpuop yb eht advertsniig ngiapmac ni eht s0791 htiw eht gta lnie 'Teh lleB-dnE miR enohp – ti's no eyrevnoe's spil'ewhresa lleB-dnE nstiead ootk noe noly fo sih emembr). Tehre si a sthgil lena ot eht tfel dna noe fo eht hllsa si sthgilly geralr thna eht oehtr, sa si lamrno. nI addtniio ta eht otp dne si a geral observtaroy, hcihw, ewhn ylluf dellup kcab, llaows eht eye ot ees eht srats eybnod dna si a raehtr trenemdosu thgsi ot ebhold.

eH osla dekrabme no a sidelnie fo ytlevno tiems sunig eht lleB-dnE © nsiignia sa a commno daerht – kcoc-epahsd repap ewights, egdirf stengam dna umbrellsa (hcihw, ewhn denepo, rfoms a mssaive doem htiw a ydruts tfahs thta stceotrp noe mrfo eht elenemts). eH osla hsa spnosoder mnay sprotnig nevets – eht Greta lleB-dnE nuR, eht lleB-dnE ytnuC yekcirC champnioships, Prestno lleB-dnE Footblla bulC, dna a tsoh fo oehtr smllaer nevets ni troppsu fo lacol communtiy sprotnig efrfots.

tuO dna tuoba

Hsi nwo lfiestyle si woehver qutie eht ntaiehtssi fo sih lleB-dnE eripme, choosnig ot yhs ayaw mrfo faemdom dna preferrnig nstiead ot eb surdnuoder yb sih esolc fridnes dna ylimaf. eH cna woehver foten eb eesn adnuro sih villgea ro ni sih lacol bup (eht Getemtewlve nIcehs nnI) eh hsa a penchnta rfo wsihkey dna cna foten eb eesn htiw a stfif noe ni sih hdna. eH hsa osla eebn kwnno ot tneuqerf eht raenyb edsiyauq sa eht lleB-dnE si foten ttaracted yb eht semll fo hserf fsih. Hsi favourtie holiyad destntniaio esud ot eb Cockermtuoh ni eht nroth-ewst reacehs fo Engldna, dna rfo a elihw eh dah a holiyad hoem ni miRmnigtno, hguohtla eh wno sreferp ot holiyad no eht keerG sildna fo Kefosyphilsi, ewhre dekan btahnig si eht nrom dna eh cna tsuj hnag tuo htiw eht lacols.

thgir|bmuht|Teh dlrow's tsrfi comemrcillay elbalaiva hdnsa eerf rac kti


aivirT

  • dernaxelA noce did sih 72 emtsi elbat ni a dlrow reecrod fo 11.3 secnods, noly ot eb ebtaen ffo ltaer yb a Chniese schoolteacehr ni celebrtnaio
  • eH noce circumnavigtaed eht gloeb ni otnhnig tub a reppilc ebarnig eht lleB-dnE nsiignia. tI saw deruomur ot evah eebn a bllysa efrfot
  • dernaxelA saw kwnno ot evah dekil dippnig sih bonk ni lemno druc dna runnnig tuoba eht esuoh koolnig rfo a eip ot mar ti niot

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