Alex Winter
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[edit] History
[edit] Early Life
Alexander "Alex" Winter, or more commonly known by most loving fans (and Keanu Reeves who still doesn't know his real name), Bill S. Preston, Esquire, was speculated to be born in the 1970's; however, recent discoveries prove otherwise. In fact Alex has been seen in books written by people all over history such as Genghis Khan, Napoleon, and Billy The Kid. Some even speculate that Alex Winters was close friends with Oscar Wilde based on his famous quote, "Wisdom comes with Winters." Whenever or wherever his disputed life started, Alex (a.k.a. Bill) has been proven to be a great part of American history.
[edit] Later Life
Alex Winter settled down in a small Californian village with a wife, only known as The Princess. They live together with their three children, Alex Winter II, Alex Winter III, and Alex Winter IIII. They live in a small cottage across the street, ironically, from the "Ye' Olden Towne Christmase Shoppe". Alex has been arrested many times, all for the same reasoning, "Flipping out on "THAT DAMN PHONE BOOTH" because it wouldn't take him to the past. Alex is the only known person to be arrested for this, but was always baled by his buddy Keanu Reeves.
[edit] Acting Years
In modern history, Alex Winter appears several times. All are recorded in movies, however. His most notable attempt is Bill S. Preston, Esquire in Bill and Ted's Doctor Who Adventure (1989) and Bogus Journey (1991), where he also played Granny Preston and Evil Bill Robot!!! However, he has other just-as-important, but less-commonly-known titles as well such as Various Characters in the TV series The Idiot Box (1991), Schatzi in Rosalie Goes Shopping (1989), TV Gangster in The Borrowers (1997). His final recorded acting triumph of course was the Oscar winning performance for the best Supporter of the supporting, supporting, supporting, supporting, Extra Actor, of the Extra Actor, of the supporting actor, of the supporting actress of the Lead Actor (The longest named Oscar to this day, ironically available for one award show) for his Role of the uncredited Subway Passenger from Fever (1999).
