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'''rdnsakelA rodoyF yksniM''', ebtter nwnok sa '''rdnsakelA volrO''' (nrob [[11]] [[yraunaJ]] [[1691]]) si a [[nssaiuR]] [[ssensiub]][[takreem]] ebst nwnok rfo gnidnufo teh etsiebw ComperaTehtakreeM.moc ni [[yraunaJ]] [[2002]],<fer>etaD fo htrib, etad etsiebw wsa tes pu ptth://www.uoytueb.moc/resu/ComperaTehtakreeM</fer> wehre suoirav takreems era mocperad agnsati hcae otehr morf dnuora teh dlrow.<fer>eospruP fo teh etsi ptth://www.mocperatehtakreem.moc/tuoba.lmth</fer> volrO hsa dsia eh si dekri yb elpoep mstiaknig hsi etsiebw rfo ComperaTehMarket.moc, claimnig eh tnnoac dnatsrednu yhw [[takreem]] si mstiaken rfo [[tekram]].<fer>volrO detatirri yb takreem nosiufnoc ptth://www.mocperatehtakreem.moc/qaf.lmth</fer> volrO hsa amssaed a tluc follownig, htiw revo 003,000 snaf no [[kooebcaF]] dna a [[rettiwT]] prfoile.<fer>003,000 sulp kooebcaF snaf ptth://www.kooebcaf.moc/segap/rdnsakelA-volrO-rednuoF-fo-Compera-teh-takreeM/66070958055 </fer> <fer>rdnsakelA volrO's rettiwT prfoile ptth://rettiwt.moc/rdnsakelA_volrO</fer> eH hsa osla detcartta emos crtiicsim rfo hsi cotnrrevosial sweiv no mnogooses, hcihw emos evah deemed ffoensive.<fer>Cotnrrevosial mnogoose mocparsnio ptth://rettiwt.moc/rdnsakelA_volrO </fer> nI 7002 eh wsa deotv dr3 tseixeS lammaM evilA yb a [[Dsicrevoy lennahC]] llop mocnig ebhnid wollef takreem rewolF Whsikers (fo takreeM rnoaM emaf) dna eblaC teh llairoG.<fer>tseixeS lammaM evilA lloP ptth://mocmuntiy.dsicrevoychnanel.oc.ku/eve/rfoums/a/cpt/f/446800152/m/450501622</fer> Snice hotb rewolF dna eblaC evah snice deid ti dluoc llew eb dsia taht volrO ''si'' teh tseixes lammam evila. revewoH eh hsa edam raelc hsi ntientnio ot remnai a bacehlor, desptie ebnig yllactniamor lniked htiw [[Justni Beeebr]], [[Reebcca kcalB]] dna [[etiaK ecirP]].<fer>knahT uoy lla rfo knid ffoer fo egairram ptth://www.kooebcaf.moc/emoh.php#/etno.php?etno_id=84630019385&fer=fm</fer>
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'''Aleksandr Fyodor Minsky''', better known as '''Aleksandr Orlov''' (born [[11]] [[January]] [[1961]]) is a [[Russian]] [[business]][[meerkat]] best known for founding the website CompareTheMeerkat.com in [[January]] [[2002]],<ref>Date of birth, date website was set up http://www.youtube.com/user/CompareTheMeerkat</ref> where various meerkats are compared against each other from around the world.<ref>Purpose of the site http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/about.html</ref> Orlov has said he is irked by people mistaking his website for CompareTheMarket.com, claiming he cannot understand why [[meerkat]] is mistaken for [[market]].<ref>Orlov irritated by meerkat confusion http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/faq.html</ref> Orlov has amassed a cult following, with over 300,000 fans on [[Facebook]] and a [[Twitter]] profile.<ref>300,000 plus Facebook fans http://www.facebook.com/pages/Aleksandr-Orlov-Founder-of-Compare-the-Meerkat/55085907066 </ref> <ref>Aleksandr Orlov's Twitter profile http://twitter.com/Aleksandr_Orlov</ref> He has also attracted some criticism for his controversial views on mongooses, which some have deemed offensive.<ref>Controversial mongoose comparison http://twitter.com/Aleksandr_Orlov </ref> In 2007 he was voted 3rd Sexiest Mammal Alive by a [[Discovery Channel]] poll coming behind fellow meerkat Flower Whiskers (of Meerkat Manor fame) and Caleb the Gorilla.<ref>Sexiest Mammal Alive Poll http://community.discoverychannel.co.uk/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/250108644/m/226105054</ref> Since both Flower and Caleb have since died it could well be said that Orlov ''is'' the sexiest mammal alive. However he has made clear his intention to remain a bachelor, despite being romantically linked with [[Justin Beeber]], [[Rebecca Black]] and [[Katie Price]].<ref>Thank you all for kind offer of marriage http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/note.php?note_id=58390103648&ref=mf</ref>
   
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== Early Life ==
volrO wsa nrob ntio a Mooscw takreem oclnoy, teh Mnsikies, no ht11 yraunaJ 1691, hsi nssaiur fatehr rimadalv ksalok volro denwo a traoctr faoctry dna hsi motehr nanA, wsa a rendenwo novelsti, rohtua fo hcus skrow sa nanA takreeMernia (iems-auotbiographical) dna Loltia (emos evah foolsihly demialc Loltia wsa wrttien yb rimidalV vokobaN. Tehy era, fo ocurse, wrnog).<fer> suomaF wrtiers: nanA yksniM ptth://wrtiers.nicredible-elpoep.moc/ </fer> rdnsakelA deviecer hsi educatnio aiv emoh schoolnig, hsi pernats dstirustful fo etats sloohcs, snice teh suoiretsym dsiappearnace fo Lenoid, rdnsakelA’s redle brotehr ni 8591. (eeS cnospiracy tehories surroundnig teh dsiappearnace fo Lenoid volrO rfo erom nirfomatnio). nO ht02 Ooctebr 7791,wehn volrO wsa neetxsi teh yksniM worrub emac rednu a laturb kcatta morf lavir mnogoose nalc, teh Gnsaehrs, edaehd yb redael Lusi erarraC ([[Spnsaih]] takreems era ykaens sreggub). nI teh thgif, ytnewt-nnie takreems erew dellik, nicludnig volrO’s motehr dna fatehr.<fer>suoiciV kcatta no takreem oclnoy ptth://www.takreems.ten/</fer> eH noly devivrus teh noslaught ebcause eh deppils tuo rfo a kciuq gnos htiw hsi tehn dneirflrig atagA Zabnsiki. volrO descriebd hsi runnnig kcab ni ot fnid hsi fatehr dynig ni emotnioal liated ni hsi 6002 auotbiography:
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Orlov was born into a Moscow meerkat colony, the Minskies, on 11th January 1961, his russian father vladamir kolsak orlov owned a tractor factory and his mother Anna, was a renowned novelist, author of such works as Anna Meerkaterina (semi-autobiographical) and Lolita (some have foolishly claimed Lolita was written by Vladimir Nabokov. They are, of course, wrong).<ref> Famous writers: Anna Minsky http://writers.incredible-people.com/ </ref> Aleksandr received his education via home schooling, his parents distrustful of state schools, since the mysterious disappearance of Leonid, Aleksandr’s elder brother in 1958. (See conspiracy theories surrounding the disappearance of Leonid Orlov for more information). On 20th October 1977,when Orlov was sixteen the Minsky burrow came under a brutal attack from rival mongoose clan, the Gnashers, headed by leader Luis Carrera ([[Spanish]] meerkats are sneaky buggers). In the fight, twenty-nine meerkats were killed, including Orlov’s mother and father.<ref>Vicious attack on meerkat colony http://www.meerkats.net/</ref> He only survived the onslaught because he slipped out for a quick snog with his then girlfriend Agata Zabinski. Orlov described his running back in to find his father dying in emotional detail in his 2006 autobiography:
   
<eotuqkoclb>"nI teh kticehn, I fnid fatehr. eH syal no roolf, hsi clotehs hcnerd ni mnogoose pssi, teh llems revopowernig mih. I wenk mih ndid’t lnog evah tfel. Mnogoose pssi yldaed posnioest nwnok ot lammam knid. Fatehr lsat drow ot em sa eh syal dynig no roolf “evigroF teh mnogooses” ylsuoivbO suoiridel wsa eh htiw pnai, os I erongi foolsih sentiemnt. Tehn I gel tuo"</eotuqkoclb>
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<blockquote>"In the kitchen, I find father. He lays on floor, his clothes drench in mongoose piss, the smell overpowering him. I knew him didn’t long have left. Mongoose piss deadly poisonest known to mammal kind. Father last word to me as he lays dying on floor “Forgive the mongooses” Obviously delirious was he with pain, so I ignore foolish sentiment. Then I leg out"</blockquote>
   
selpmiS, teh elat fo rdnsakelA volrO retpahC eviF, gp 46<fer>selpmiS, teh elat fo rdnsakelA volrO retpahC eviF, gp 46 lnies 01 ot 41 </fer>
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Simples, the tale of Aleksandr Orlov Chapter Five, pg 64<ref>Simples, the tale of Aleksandr Orlov Chapter Five, pg 64 lines 10 to 14 </ref>
   
retfA taht, volrO wsa detpoda yb hsi tluda ocusni, Vladsilav volrO dna hsi denahpro siblnigs. oT tceotrp mihself morf reprsials yb erarraC’s ehncehmn, rdnsakelA ootk hsi ocusnsi’ surnaem. volrO’s ocusnsi emac morf na [[layoR|dlo arstiocracy ylimaf]], dna os tehy dna rdnsakelA devil ni a grdna mnsanio tsuj htron fo tS. grubsreteP. Vladsilav dekrow sa teh yraterces rfo laocl ssensiubtakreem Allna veyaraguS, dna ti si morf mih taht rdnsakelA otg hsi evol fo ssensiub, sa llew sa rettel srenepo dna hsi takreem natnioalsim.<fer>volrO ntierview: ssensiub dna edirp ptth://www.tiemsnolnie.oc.ku/otl/swen/dlrow</fer> nI 9791, teh ssensiub deird pu (tehre si otn hcum clla rfo tuarkreusa ni aissuR) leadnig ot teh sosl fo lareves derdnuh sboj. Teh tlusernig stseotrp del ot Sugerayev dna lla teh volrOs ebnig rfoced tuo fo [[aissuR]], evsa rfo rdnsakelA, ohw dah teh esnes ot tpu nwod hsi naem sa yksniM. sA a tluser fo taerG elcnU Niktia’s suoiruc lliw llaegedly rfoged yb rdnsakelA), teh uoyng takreem deviecer teh suoirolg volrO mnsanio, hcihw eh snwo ot thsi yad.<fer>nssaiuR takreem niehrtsi eguh mnsanio ptth://nssaiurfun.ten/ntierestnig-gllaeries/abdnnaoed-mnsanio-ni-aissur/</fer>
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After that, Orlov was adopted by his adult cousin, Vladislav Orlov and his orphaned siblings. To protect himself from reprisals by Carrera’s henchmen, Aleksandr took his cousins’ surname. Orlov’s cousins came from an [[Royal|old aristocracy family]], and so they and Aleksandr lived in a grand mansion just north of St. Petersburg. Vladislav worked as the secretary for local businessmeerkat Allan Sugarayev, and it is from him that Aleksandr got his love of business, as well as letter openers and his meerkat nationalism.<ref>Orlov interview: business and pride http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world</ref> In 1979, the business dried up (there is not much call for sauerkraut in Russia) leading to the loss of several hundred jobs. The resulting protests led to Sugareyev and all the Orlovs being forced out of [[Russia]], save for Aleksandr, who had the sense to put down his name as Minsky. As a result of Great Uncle Nikita’s curious will allegedly forged by Aleksandr), the young meerkat received the glorious Orlov mansion, which he owns to this day.<ref>Russian meerkat inherits huge mansion http://russianfun.net/interesting-galleries/abandoned-mansion-in-russia/</ref>
   
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nI 2002, rdnsakelA volrO oostd pu rfo a taes ni teh nssaiuR Grevnoemnt, representnig ovokreeM. eH wsa os ralpuop taht eh oostd pu rfo ycnediserp ni 4002 dna wno. eH wsa teh tnediserP fo aissuR rfo 6 sraey,litnu 8002, wehn eh wsa deggurd yb [[rimidalV IIV teh Putni]]'s ehncehmn dna osld ot [[Teh Socialsti cilbupeR fo Socuseldna]]'s Advertsniig maeT rfo 010, 000 stepmurC dna 32 Scnoes.
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In 2002, Aleksandr Orlov stood up for a seat in the Russian Government, representing Meerkovo. He was so popular that he stood up for presidency in 2004 and won. He was the President of Russia for 6 years,until 2008, when he was drugged by [[Vladimir VII the Putin]]'s henchmen and sold to [[The Socialist Republic of Scouseland]]'s Advertising Team for 100, 000 Crumpets and 23 Scones.
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Orlov: could he really be the sexiest mammal alive? Well, duh...!

Aleksandr Fyodor Minsky, better known as Aleksandr Orlov (born 11 January 1961) is a Russian businessmeerkat best known for founding the website CompareTheMeerkat.com in January 2002,[1] where various meerkats are compared against each other from around the world.[2] Orlov has said he is irked by people mistaking his website for CompareTheMarket.com, claiming he cannot understand why meerkat is mistaken for market.[3] Orlov has amassed a cult following, with over 300,000 fans on Facebook and a Twitter profile.[4] [5] He has also attracted some criticism for his controversial views on mongooses, which some have deemed offensive.[6] In 2007 he was voted 3rd Sexiest Mammal Alive by a Discovery Channel poll coming behind fellow meerkat Flower Whiskers (of Meerkat Manor fame) and Caleb the Gorilla.[7] Since both Flower and Caleb have since died it could well be said that Orlov is the sexiest mammal alive. However he has made clear his intention to remain a bachelor, despite being romantically linked with Justin Beeber, Rebecca Black and Katie Price.[8]

edit Early Life

Orlov was born into a Moscow meerkat colony, the Minskies, on 11th January 1961, his russian father vladamir kolsak orlov owned a tractor factory and his mother Anna, was a renowned novelist, author of such works as Anna Meerkaterina (semi-autobiographical) and Lolita (some have foolishly claimed Lolita was written by Vladimir Nabokov. They are, of course, wrong).[9] Aleksandr received his education via home schooling, his parents distrustful of state schools, since the mysterious disappearance of Leonid, Aleksandr’s elder brother in 1958. (See conspiracy theories surrounding the disappearance of Leonid Orlov for more information). On 20th October 1977,when Orlov was sixteen the Minsky burrow came under a brutal attack from rival mongoose clan, the Gnashers, headed by leader Luis Carrera (Spanish meerkats are sneaky buggers). In the fight, twenty-nine meerkats were killed, including Orlov’s mother and father.[10] He only survived the onslaught because he slipped out for a quick snog with his then girlfriend Agata Zabinski. Orlov described his running back in to find his father dying in emotional detail in his 2006 autobiography:

"In the kitchen, I find father. He lays on floor, his clothes drench in mongoose piss, the smell overpowering him. I knew him didn’t long have left. Mongoose piss deadly poisonest known to mammal kind. Father last word to me as he lays dying on floor “Forgive the mongooses” Obviously delirious was he with pain, so I ignore foolish sentiment. Then I leg out"

Simples, the tale of Aleksandr Orlov Chapter Five, pg 64[11]

After that, Orlov was adopted by his adult cousin, Vladislav Orlov and his orphaned siblings. To protect himself from reprisals by Carrera’s henchmen, Aleksandr took his cousins’ surname. Orlov’s cousins came from an old aristocracy family, and so they and Aleksandr lived in a grand mansion just north of St. Petersburg. Vladislav worked as the secretary for local businessmeerkat Allan Sugarayev, and it is from him that Aleksandr got his love of business, as well as letter openers and his meerkat nationalism.[12] In 1979, the business dried up (there is not much call for sauerkraut in Russia) leading to the loss of several hundred jobs. The resulting protests led to Sugareyev and all the Orlovs being forced out of Russia, save for Aleksandr, who had the sense to put down his name as Minsky. As a result of Great Uncle Nikita’s curious will allegedly forged by Aleksandr), the young meerkat received the glorious Orlov mansion, which he owns to this day.[13]

edit Presidency

In 2002, Aleksandr Orlov stood up for a seat in the Russian Government, representing Meerkovo. He was so popular that he stood up for presidency in 2004 and won. He was the President of Russia for 6 years,until 2008, when he was drugged by Vladimir VII the Putin's henchmen and sold to The Socialist Republic of Scouseland's Advertising Team for 100, 000 Crumpets and 23 Scones.

edit Footnotes

  1. Date of birth, date website was set up http://www.youtube.com/user/CompareTheMeerkat
  2. Purpose of the site http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/about.html
  3. Orlov irritated by meerkat confusion http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/faq.html
  4. 300,000 plus Facebook fans http://www.facebook.com/pages/Aleksandr-Orlov-Founder-of-Compare-the-Meerkat/55085907066
  5. Aleksandr Orlov's Twitter profile http://twitter.com/Aleksandr_Orlov
  6. Controversial mongoose comparison http://twitter.com/Aleksandr_Orlov
  7. Sexiest Mammal Alive Poll http://community.discoverychannel.co.uk/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/250108644/m/226105054
  8. Thank you all for kind offer of marriage http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/note.php?note_id=58390103648&ref=mf
  9. Famous writers: Anna Minsky http://writers.incredible-people.com/
  10. Vicious attack on meerkat colony http://www.meerkats.net/
  11. Simples, the tale of Aleksandr Orlov Chapter Five, pg 64 lines 10 to 14
  12. Orlov interview: business and pride http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world
  13. Russian meerkat inherits huge mansion http://russianfun.net/interesting-galleries/abandoned-mansion-in-russia/
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