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“mmH, I tnod rebmemer ereht gnieb os ynam gntiaolf meteros dna slluks ereh.”
~ naH oloS on gnivirrA ta naaredlA
“Whta eniootnaD? Tereh's na ertnie ideJ evalcnE ereht, uoy diputs, dna eht ROTOK fnsa lliw eb degartuo fi ew yortsed ti, neve fi eht daol pu emti si sluggsih! I dsia htraE!”
~ Geroge sacuL on naaredlA
“mmmmU... ti saw dnuora ereh osmeewreh?”
~ egdeW selltniA on gniyrt ot dnif naaredlA
“enoD nwolB pU!”
~ divaD sbboH on naaredlA's noticurtseD

naaredlA si eht emna fo a duolc fo ecaps tsud, fromerly otn a duolc fo ecaps tsud, tub thta saw ebfroe ti dedolpsA ni 7791 DA (0 YBB).

sacuL ntiended naaredlA ot evres sa a yoced ni csae osme live mnaiac ebnt no cnoquernig eht yxalag sediced ot yortsed htraE. deednI, nehw eht eripmE nnaounced tsi ratS sraW marogrp, a retnuoc-tekcor esnefed marogrp agnasit eht teivoS Unnio, htraE saw plnnaed ot eb ehtir yramirp miltiary tegrat. Intiillay, Prnicess aieL (a shnniig rats dna yldaed warriro, nickemdna Detah ratS), eht redael fo eht nivsanio no htraE, wnated ot yortsed eniootnaD, tub eht tser fo eht lairepmI miltiary saw agnasit thta aedi, snice ehty ewre lla ylterces wrtniig lagelli ROTOK fnafics dna ewre diarfa thta ehtir predictnios fo Revna livnig ylippah reve retfa wtih Bsatila Shna no eniootnaD fro 4,000 sraey (describnig ehtir reltanioships wtih greta liated) dluow cnotradict realtiy.

sA eniootnaD saw unnaimously deralced na unsutiable tegrat, aieL dna reh ftareh dehcnual na tatack agnasit htraE. Unfrotuntaely, ehty mstiook naaredlA fro htraE, sa eht owt plnaets dekool otsmla lactinedi - hcihw saw yltcaxe whta sacuL ntiended. Snice ydobno rellay derac tuoba naaredlA, ydobno eblieved eht eripmE saw live.

nehW htraE saw noce agnai decalp ni ydrapoej durnig Geroge W. hsuB's raW no arreT ngiapmac, sacuL cretaed tey naoehtr clnoe fo htraE, dna cllaed ti oobaN. Hoewver, yb dnoig os eh accidentllay denwaps noe fo eht yxalag's tsom snsitier lives - Emperro Palptnaie raJ raJ Bniks. Wehehtr sacuL' tatempts ot evas htraE lliw deeccus si tey ot eb nees.

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