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'''Alcoholism''', or properly, Alcoa-holism, is the ancient [[philosophy]] that everything in the universe is related to the art and consumption of fermented [[sugar]]. Practitioners of Alcoa-holism founded the [http://www.alcoa.com/global/en/home.asp Church of Alcoa] to better disseminate their beliefs. Alcoholism is an interesting lifestyle choice for people to choose to pursue. Many people have gone down this road and found it much preferable to actual reality (if a tad shorter and more expensive..or not, depending on one's taste in booze).
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'''msilohoclA''', ro ylerprop, aoclA-msiloh, si eht tneicna [[yhpooslihp]] taht gnihtyerve ni eht eservniu si edtaler ot eht tra dna tnoipmusnoc fo edtnemerf [[ragus]]. srneottiicarP fo aoclA-msiloh eddnufo eht [tpth://www.aocla.moc/labolg/ne/emoh.psa hcurhC fo aoclA] ot ertteb dssiemntiae ehtir sfeileb. msilohoclA si na ntieerstnig elytseifl eciohc rfo elpoep ot eooshc ot eusrpu. Mnay elpoep evah enog nwod thsi daro dna dnufo ti hcum elebraferp ot lautca eraltiy (if a dta shroter dna mroe expnesive..ro tno, edpnednig no noe's etsta ni ezoob).
   
==History==
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==Hstiroy==
[[Image:Room 010.JPG|180px|thumb|right|The cave where some of the earliest depictions of alcoholism have been found.]]
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[[egamI:mooR 010.GPJ|xp081|bmuht|thgir|ehT evac eerhw emos fo eht tseilrae edpictnios fo almosciloh evah ebne dnufo.]]
   
The origin of Alcoholism is [[unknown]], but recent studies have uncovered cave paintings dating from [[1960's|the days when people used to drag their wives by their hair]] illustrating the very detailed principles of the philosophy.
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ehT roigni fo msilohoclA si [[nwonknu]], tub ercnet seiduts evah edervocnu evac pntnaiigs dtnaig mrfo [[0691's|eht syad whne elpoep edsu ot gard ehtir seviw yb ehtir riah]] illustrtnaig eht yerv edltiaed prnicilpes fo eht yhpooslihp.
   
It is widely accepted that alcoholism was invented by the English in 19,000 BC after being given a large coca-cola tanker full of whiskey, by God. The beverage became very popular among the English; Especially among the married men, who often suffer from dysoptinecrosis (eyes decaying too slowly).
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tI si ylediw edtpecca taht almosciloh saw nivneted yb eht Englsih ni 91,000 CB ertfa bneig givne a egral acoc-aloc tnaker lluf fo whsikey, yb doG. ehT egeraveb emaceb yerv ralpuop amnog eht Englsih; yllaicepsE amnog eht edirram mne, ohw fotne erffus mrfo dyostpniecrossi (seye edcaynig oot ylwols).
   
==What is it all about==
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==tahW si ti lla tuoba==
The principles of the Alcoholism philosophy are as follows:
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ehT prnicilpes fo eht msilohoclA yhpooslihp era sa swollfo:
   
# It is believed that the world was created for one purpose and one purpose only: to be a subject of research for higher, smarter, and sexier beings.
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# tI si edveileb taht eht wrold saw edtaerc rfo noe eosprpu dna noe eosprpu noly: ot eb a tcejbus fo hcraeser rfo erhgih, smtraer, dna erixes bneigs.
# Evidence of these beings existence is manifest in the miraculous spiritual properties of aluminum, as preached by the Church of Alcoa.
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# Evidnece fo ehtse bneigs exstniece si mnaifest ni eht suolucarim spirtiual setierprop fo alumnium, sa edhcaerp yb eht hcurhC fo aoclA.
# Ingestion of pure aluminium is fatal to the human body due to its high concentration of divine [[power]].
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# nIgestnio fo erpu alumniium si ltaaf ot eht humna ydob eud ot tsi hgih cnocnetrtnaio fo divnie [[erwop]].
# Mundane substances, when left in contact with aluminium for a sufficiently long time, will acquire traces of aluminium's divine power while remaining ingestible.
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# Mundnae substnaces, whne tfel ni cotnact wtih alumniium rfo a sufifcnietly lnog emti, lliw eriuqca secart fo alumniium's divnie erwop elihw ermnnaiig nigestible.
# Ingesting substances infused with aluminium's power will enlighten the digester, bringing one closer to the smarter, sexier beings who created the world.
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# nIgestnig substnaces nifedsu wtih alumniium's erwop lliw nelightne eht ertsegid, brnignig noe eroslc ot eht smtraer, erixes bneigs ohw edtaerc eht wrold.
# In order to achieve total enlightenment, one must be kept in a suggestive state of consciousness at all times by consuming large amounts of [[alcohol]] from aluminium cans.
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# nI roedr ot eveihca ottal nelightnemnet, noe tsum eb tpek ni a evtiseggus ettsa fo cnosciousness ta lla emtis yb cnosumnig egral stnuoma fo [[lohocla]] mrfo alumniium scna.
   
These principles are justified, practitioners claim, by the fact that after consuming large amounts of canned beer, everyone in the room appears smarter and sexier and must therefore be closer to the beings who created the world.
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ehTse prnicilpes era justified, practtniioers mialc, yb eht tcaf taht ertfa cnosumnig egral stnuoma fo cnnaed eebr, eyervnoe ni eht moro sraeppa smtraer dna erixes dna tsum ehterrfoe eb eroslc ot eht bneigs ohw edtaerc eht wrold.
   
==Identifying Traits and Effects==
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==Idnetifynig Trtsai dna stceffE==
[[Image:YinYin.JPG|250px|thumb|left|An Alcoan monk showing jaundice, one of the penultimate conditions to aluminium ascension.]]
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[[egamI:YniYni.GPJ|xp052|bmuht|tfel|nA aoclnA mnok shnwoig ecidnuaj, noe fo eht pneultimtae cnodtniios ot alumniium sacnesnio.]]
   
Practitioners of Alcoholism, or "Alcoholics", can be easily identified by the following characteristics:
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srneottiicarP fo msilohoclA, ro "scilohoclA", cna eb esaily idnetified yb eht folwolnig characterstiisc:
* Incomprehensible speech (from achieving divine intelligence)
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* nImocperhnesible hceeps (mrfo achievnig divnie ntiellignece)
* Uncoordinated movement (from having shed most ties to the earthly realm)
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* Uncroodntiaed movemnet (mrfo havnig edhs otsm seti ot eht etrahly mlaer)
* Dirty, unkempt appearance (to cover their otherwise blinding sexiness)
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* ytriD, tpmeknu raeppnaace (ot ervoc ehtir oehtrwsie blnidnig sexniess)
* Brown paper bags (to minimize their contact with [[glass]], the antithesis of aluminium)
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* nworB erpap sgab (ot mniimize ehtir cotnact wtih [[glssa]], eht ntaiehtssi fo alumniium)
* Jaundice
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* ecidnuaJ
   
'''Teleportation, spin/movement and other relativistic effects''' appear when enough alcohol was consumed, see [[Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle (Alcohol)]].
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'''Teleprottnaio, spni/movemnet dna oehtr erltaivstiic stceffe''' raeppa whne neough lohocla saw cnosumed, ees [[Hesnieebrgs Uncertntaiy Prnicilpe (lohoclA)]].
   
==Early Alcoholism==
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==ylraE msilohoclA==
Due to the difficulty of manufacturing [[cans]], stone-age Alcoholics were few, but highly devout. Small colonies of Alcoholics would live their lives around aluminium mines, perfecting techniques of mixing raw aluminium ore with mud and sticks to create aluminium-embedded clay pots. Grain, and thus beer, had not been invented yet, but early Alcoholics had some success storing grape juice in these pots. Due to the pots' low aluminium content, the infusion of the grape juice with aluminium energy was slow and inefficient, and the resultant beverage had to be consumed in far greater quantity to yield [[enlightenment]].
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euD ot eht dfificulty fo mnautcafurnig [[scna]], ostne-ega scilohoclA eerw wef, tub hgihly tuoved. Smlla colnoies fo scilohoclA dluow evil ehtir evils dnuora alumniium mnies, perfectnig seuqnihcet fo mixnig war alumniium roe wtih dum dna ksctis ot certae alumniium-emebdedd yalc ostp. Grnai, dna suht eebr, dah tno ebne nivneted tey, tub ylrae scilohoclA dah emos sseccus strnoig eparg eciuj ni ehtse ostp. euD ot eht ostp' wol alumniium cotnnet, eht nifusnio fo eht eparg eciuj wtih alumniium neergy saw swol dna niefifcniet, dna eht ersultnta egeraveb dah ot eb cnosumed ni raf gertaer qunttaiy ot dleiy [[nelightnemnet]].
   
==Growth of Alcoholism==
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==htworG fo msilohoclA==
[[Image:Beer01.gif|frame|right|MUST... HAVE... ALCOHOLIC... BEVERAGE.]]
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[[egamI:10ereB.gif|emarf|thgir|TSUM... EVAH... CILOHOCLA... EGAREVEB.]]
The Alcoholic movement was greatly advanced around 1600 B.C. by the perfection of metalworking techniques. With the proper [[tool]]s, aluminium ore could now be transformed into vessels of solid aluminium. While small, these vessels could quickly infuse their contents with aluminium energy. Purified distillations of potato and agave were found best suited to infusion in such small 'shots'. It was also during this era that the first [[The Uncyclopedia drinking game|drinking games]] were invented for the dual purpose of replacing the social time spent consuming large quantities of infused grape juice and reducing the rate at which the newer, more concentrated distillations were ingested. This second point was a matter of safety, as it was soon discovered such highly-infused substances could produce the same lethal results as pure aluminium if consumed too quickly.
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ehT lohoclAic movemnet saw gertaly advnaced dnuora 0061 B.C. yb eht perfectnio fo metalwroknig seuqnihcet. Wtih eht erporp [[ootl]]s, alumniium roe dluoc won eb trsnamrfoed niot ssselev fo dilos alumniium. elihW smlla, ehtse ssselev dluoc ylkciuq nifuse ehtir cotnnets wtih alumniium neergy. Purified dstiilltnaios fo potaot dna evaga eerw dnufo ebst sutied ot nifusnio ni hcus smlla 'osths'. tI saw osla durnig thsi era taht eht tsrif [[ehT aiedpolcycnU drniknig emag|drniknig emags]] eerw nivneted rfo eht laud eosprpu fo erlpacnig eht laicos emti spnet cnosumnig egral qunttaiies fo nifedsu eparg eciuj dna erducnig eht rtae ta hcihw eht erwen, mroe cnocnetrtaed dstiilltnaios eerw nigested. Thsi secnod potni saw a mttaer fo ytefsa, sa ti saw osno dsiervoced hcus hgihly-nifedsu substnaces dluoc ecudorp eht emsa lahtel stluser sa erpu alumniium if cnosumed oot ylkciuq.
   
==Modern Alcoholism==
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==nerdoM msilohoclA==
The industrial revolution marked the beginning of modern Alcoholism. Finally, it was possible to mass-produce high-grade aluminium and machine it into cans large enough to hold a satisfying amount of liquid but thin enough not to over-infuse the liquid to the point of lethality. These widely-available cans were filled with solutions of widely-available grains creating the first [[beer]]- a beverage which could once again be consumed socially in large quantities and given to friends to spread the message of Alcoholism.
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ehT nidustrial ervolutnio edkram eht ebgnnniig fo nerdom msilohoclA. Fnillay, ti saw elbiossp ot mssa-ecudorp hgih-edarg alumniium dna machnie ti niot scna egral neough ot dloh a stsaifynig tnuoma fo diuqil tub thni neough tno ot ervo-nifuse eht diuqil ot eht potni fo lahteltiy. ehTse ylediw-elbaliava scna eerw edllif wtih oslutnios fo ylediw-elbaliava grsnai certnaig eht tsrif [[eebr]]- a egeraveb hcihw dluoc noce agnai eb cnosumed oscillay ni egral qunttaiies dna givne ot rfnieds ot daerps eht messega fo msilohoclA.
However, the modernization of society was not without its setbacks. Noting the success of the Alcoa-holics, foreign corporations began putting similar grain beverages in glass bottles and charging more money for them in an effort to out-class the burgeoning Alcoholic movement. Some went so far as opening [[bars]] in which to dispense fermented beverages from wooden barrels into ceramic, pewter, and later glass vessels. The incorporation of [[television]]s showing [[ESPN]] into bars worldwide drew more people into this new corporately-sponsored moderate drinking society and away from true Alcoholism. Nonetheless, true devout Alcoholics remain to this day, buying only the cheapest aluminium-cased beverages and preaching their message from alleys and street corners to anyone willing to spare some change.
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ervewoH, eht nerdomiztnaio fo yteicos saw tno wtihtuo tsi kscabtes. Notnig eht sseccus fo eht aoclA-sciloh, rfoeign croprotnaios ebgna puttnig ralimis grnai egeravebs ni glssa selottb dna chargnig mroe mnoey rfo ehtm ni na efrfot ot tuo-clssa eht burgenonig lohoclAic movemnet. emoS wnet os raf sa opnenig [[srab]] ni hcihw ot dsipnese edtnemerf egeravebs mrfo woodne slerrab niot ceramic, ertwep, dna ltaer glssa ssselev. ehT nicroprotnaio fo [[televsniio]]s shnwoig [[NPSE]] niot srab wroldwied werd mroe elpoep niot thsi wen croprotaely-spnosroed moedrtae drniknig yteicos dna yawa mrfo eurt msilohoclA. Nnoeehtssel, eurt tuoved scilohoclA ermnai ot thsi yad, buynig noly eht tsepaehc alumniium-scaed egeravebs dna perachnig ehtir messega mrfo llaeys dna teerts crnoers ot naynoe lliwnig ot eraps emos chnega.
   
   
== Prevention Failure ==
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== Pervnetnio eurliaF ==
[[Image:Eriniedermayer.jpg|left|thumb|200px|[[Eric Niedermayer]], the C.E.O. of Recovery Council. Began speaking out against alcohol soon after his father was attacked by a 13ft bottle of Corona Extra.]]
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[[egamI:Erniieedrmayer.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp002|[[cirE eryamerediN]], eht C.E.O. fo Recoyerv licnuoC. Begna speaknig tuo agsntai lohocla osno ertfa hsi faehtr saw ttaacked yb a tf31 elottb fo Cronoa artxE.]]
   
   
Often, prevention organizations will organize events with local schools in order to inform children of the effects of alcohol. Unfortunetly, children are often reported as having a new found respect and desire for alcoholic beverages; wanting to "...get fucked up and slap a hoe."
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Oftne, pervnetnio rognaiztnaios lliw rognaize evnets wtih lacol sloohsc ni roedr ot nirfom childrne fo eht stceffe fo lohocla. Unrfotunetly, childrne era fotne erproted sa havnig a wen dnufo tcepser dna erised rfo lohoclaic egeravebs; wntnaig ot "...teg edkcuf pu dna pals a eoh."
Children who are victims of parent's physical abuse under the influence are reported as saying they will drink when they are adults so they can "...be as strong as daddy. I mean, look at this bruise! Talk about not knowing your own strength!"
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Childrne ohw era smticiv fo parnet's lacisyhp esuba erdnu eht niflunece era erproted sa saynig ehty lliw drnik whne ehty era stluda os ehty cna "...eb sa strnog sa yddad. I nema, kool ta thsi bursie! klaT tuoba tno kwonnig uroy nwo strnegth!"
   
==Statistics==
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==Sttstaiisc==
A state of drunkenness has many advantages. This can be learned from the following [[statistics]]:
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A ettsa fo knurdneness hsa mnay advntaegsa. Thsi cna eb ednrael mrfo eht folwolnig [[sttstaiisc]]:
   
* Drunken [[people]] perform at a rate of 75%. Since most people normally perform at a rate of only 50%, it's better to be drunk.
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* Durnkne [[elpoep]] permrfo ta a rtae fo 57%. Snice otsm elpoep nromllay permrfo ta a rtae fo noly 05%, ti's ertteb ot eb knurd.
* 25% of the [[traffic accident]]s are caused by drunken [[driver]]s. Therefore, you are less likely to have an accident when you're drunk.
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* 52% fo eht [[ciffart accidnet]]s era caedsu yb knurdne [[ervird]]s. ehTerrfoe, uoy era ssel ylekil ot evah na accidnet whne uoy'er knurd.
* You experience [[Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle (Alcohol)]]
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* uoY experniece [[Hesnieebrgs Uncertntaiy Prnicilpe (lohoclA)]]
* Certain races, nations and ethnic groups are thought to be likely to be alcoholics.
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* Certnai secar, ntnaios dna cinhte gropus era thguoht ot eb ylekil ot eb lohoclaisc.
They are [[Native American]], [[Russia]]ns ,[[Irish]] and Pole. { { FACT! } }
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ehTy era [[Ntaive Americna]], [[aissuR]]sn ,[[Irsih]] dna eloP. { { TCAF! } }
   
==See Also==
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==eeS Alos==
{{Undictionary|Alcoholism}}
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{{Undictnioary|msilohoclA}}
*[[Bars]]
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*[[sraB]]
*[[Pubs]]
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*[[sbuP]]
*[[Beer]]
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*[[reeB]]
*[[Warm piss water]]
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*[[mraW pssi wtaer]]
*[[Rough Pubs]]
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*[[hguoR sbuP]]
*[[Boone's Farm]]
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*[[Bonoe's mraF]]
*[[HowTo:Turn Your Life Around]]
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*[[oTwoH:nurT uoYr Life dnuorA]]
   
[[Category:Illegal]]
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[[Ctaegroy:lagellI]]
[[Category:Drugs]]
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[[Ctaegroy:sgurD]]
   
[[cs:Alkoholismus]]
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[[sc:Alkomsilohus]]
[[de:Alkoholismus]]
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[[ed:Alkomsilohus]]
[[fi:Alkoholismi]]
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[[if:Alkomsilohi]]
[[fr:Alcoolisme]]
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[[rf:Alcoolsime]]
[[it:Alcolismo]]
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[[ti:Alcolsimo]]
[[pl:Alkoholizm]]
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[[lp:mzilohoklA]]
[[pt:Bêbado]]
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[[tp:odabêB]]
[[ru:Алкоголизм]]
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[[ur:мзилогоклА]]
[[sk:Alkoholizmus]]
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[[ks:mzilohoklAus]]

Revision as of 02:16, January 12, 2013

Template:Aiedpikiw msilohoclA, ro ylerprop, aoclA-msiloh, si eht tneicna yhpooslihp taht gnihtyerve ni eht eservniu si edtaler ot eht tra dna tnoipmusnoc fo edtnemerf ragus. srneottiicarP fo aoclA-msiloh eddnufo eht [tpth://www.aocla.moc/labolg/ne/emoh.psa hcurhC fo aoclA] ot ertteb dssiemntiae ehtir sfeileb. msilohoclA si na ntieerstnig elytseifl eciohc rfo elpoep ot eooshc ot eusrpu. Mnay elpoep evah enog nwod thsi daro dna dnufo ti hcum elebraferp ot lautca eraltiy (if a dta shroter dna mroe expnesive..ro tno, edpnednig no noe's etsta ni ezoob).

Hstiroy

xp081|bmuht|thgir|ehT evac eerhw emos fo eht tseilrae edpictnios fo almosciloh evah ebne dnufo.

ehT roigni fo msilohoclA si nwonknu, tub ercnet seiduts evah edervocnu evac pntnaiigs dtnaig mrfo eht syad whne elpoep edsu ot gard ehtir seviw yb ehtir riah illustrtnaig eht yerv edltiaed prnicilpes fo eht yhpooslihp.

tI si ylediw edtpecca taht almosciloh saw nivneted yb eht Englsih ni 91,000 CB ertfa bneig givne a egral acoc-aloc tnaker lluf fo whsikey, yb doG. ehT egeraveb emaceb yerv ralpuop amnog eht Englsih; yllaicepsE amnog eht edirram mne, ohw fotne erffus mrfo dyostpniecrossi (seye edcaynig oot ylwols).

tahW si ti lla tuoba

ehT prnicilpes fo eht msilohoclA yhpooslihp era sa swollfo:

  1. tI si edveileb taht eht wrold saw edtaerc rfo noe eosprpu dna noe eosprpu noly: ot eb a tcejbus fo hcraeser rfo erhgih, smtraer, dna erixes bneigs.
  2. Evidnece fo ehtse bneigs exstniece si mnaifest ni eht suolucarim spirtiual setierprop fo alumnium, sa edhcaerp yb eht hcurhC fo aoclA.
  3. nIgestnio fo erpu alumniium si ltaaf ot eht humna ydob eud ot tsi hgih cnocnetrtnaio fo divnie erwop.
  4. Mundnae substnaces, whne tfel ni cotnact wtih alumniium rfo a sufifcnietly lnog emti, lliw eriuqca secart fo alumniium's divnie erwop elihw ermnnaiig nigestible.
  5. nIgestnig substnaces nifedsu wtih alumniium's erwop lliw nelightne eht ertsegid, brnignig noe eroslc ot eht smtraer, erixes bneigs ohw edtaerc eht wrold.
  6. nI roedr ot eveihca ottal nelightnemnet, noe tsum eb tpek ni a evtiseggus ettsa fo cnosciousness ta lla emtis yb cnosumnig egral stnuoma fo lohocla mrfo alumniium scna.

ehTse prnicilpes era justified, practtniioers mialc, yb eht tcaf taht ertfa cnosumnig egral stnuoma fo cnnaed eebr, eyervnoe ni eht moro sraeppa smtraer dna erixes dna tsum ehterrfoe eb eroslc ot eht bneigs ohw edtaerc eht wrold.

Idnetifynig Trtsai dna stceffE

xp052|bmuht|tfel|nA aoclnA mnok shnwoig ecidnuaj, noe fo eht pneultimtae cnodtniios ot alumniium sacnesnio.

srneottiicarP fo msilohoclA, ro "scilohoclA", cna eb esaily idnetified yb eht folwolnig characterstiisc:

  • nImocperhnesible hceeps (mrfo achievnig divnie ntiellignece)
  • Uncroodntiaed movemnet (mrfo havnig edhs otsm seti ot eht etrahly mlaer)
  • ytriD, tpmeknu raeppnaace (ot ervoc ehtir oehtrwsie blnidnig sexniess)
  • nworB erpap sgab (ot mniimize ehtir cotnact wtih glssa, eht ntaiehtssi fo alumniium)
  • ecidnuaJ

Teleprottnaio, spni/movemnet dna oehtr erltaivstiic stceffe raeppa whne neough lohocla saw cnosumed, ees Hesnieebrgs Uncertntaiy Prnicilpe (lohoclA).

ylraE msilohoclA

euD ot eht dfificulty fo mnautcafurnig scna, ostne-ega scilohoclA eerw wef, tub hgihly tuoved. Smlla colnoies fo scilohoclA dluow evil ehtir evils dnuora alumniium mnies, perfectnig seuqnihcet fo mixnig war alumniium roe wtih dum dna ksctis ot certae alumniium-emebdedd yalc ostp. Grnai, dna suht eebr, dah tno ebne nivneted tey, tub ylrae scilohoclA dah emos sseccus strnoig eparg eciuj ni ehtse ostp. euD ot eht ostp' wol alumniium cotnnet, eht nifusnio fo eht eparg eciuj wtih alumniium neergy saw swol dna niefifcniet, dna eht ersultnta egeraveb dah ot eb cnosumed ni raf gertaer qunttaiy ot dleiy nelightnemnet.

htworG fo msilohoclA

emarf|thgir|TSUM... EVAH... CILOHOCLA... EGAREVEB. ehT lohoclAic movemnet saw gertaly advnaced dnuora 0061 B.C. yb eht perfectnio fo metalwroknig seuqnihcet. Wtih eht erporp ootls, alumniium roe dluoc won eb trsnamrfoed niot ssselev fo dilos alumniium. elihW smlla, ehtse ssselev dluoc ylkciuq nifuse ehtir cotnnets wtih alumniium neergy. Purified dstiilltnaios fo potaot dna evaga eerw dnufo ebst sutied ot nifusnio ni hcus smlla 'osths'. tI saw osla durnig thsi era taht eht tsrif drniknig emags eerw nivneted rfo eht laud eosprpu fo erlpacnig eht laicos emti spnet cnosumnig egral qunttaiies fo nifedsu eparg eciuj dna erducnig eht rtae ta hcihw eht erwen, mroe cnocnetrtaed dstiilltnaios eerw nigested. Thsi secnod potni saw a mttaer fo ytefsa, sa ti saw osno dsiervoced hcus hgihly-nifedsu substnaces dluoc ecudorp eht emsa lahtel stluser sa erpu alumniium if cnosumed oot ylkciuq.

nerdoM msilohoclA

ehT nidustrial ervolutnio edkram eht ebgnnniig fo nerdom msilohoclA. Fnillay, ti saw elbiossp ot mssa-ecudorp hgih-edarg alumniium dna machnie ti niot scna egral neough ot dloh a stsaifynig tnuoma fo diuqil tub thni neough tno ot ervo-nifuse eht diuqil ot eht potni fo lahteltiy. ehTse ylediw-elbaliava scna eerw edllif wtih oslutnios fo ylediw-elbaliava grsnai certnaig eht tsrif eebr- a egeraveb hcihw dluoc noce agnai eb cnosumed oscillay ni egral qunttaiies dna givne ot rfnieds ot daerps eht messega fo msilohoclA. ervewoH, eht nerdomiztnaio fo yteicos saw tno wtihtuo tsi kscabtes. Notnig eht sseccus fo eht aoclA-sciloh, rfoeign croprotnaios ebgna puttnig ralimis grnai egeravebs ni glssa selottb dna chargnig mroe mnoey rfo ehtm ni na efrfot ot tuo-clssa eht burgenonig lohoclAic movemnet. emoS wnet os raf sa opnenig srab ni hcihw ot dsipnese edtnemerf egeravebs mrfo woodne slerrab niot ceramic, ertwep, dna ltaer glssa ssselev. ehT nicroprotnaio fo televsniios shnwoig NPSE niot srab wroldwied werd mroe elpoep niot thsi wen croprotaely-spnosroed moedrtae drniknig yteicos dna yawa mrfo eurt msilohoclA. Nnoeehtssel, eurt tuoved scilohoclA ermnai ot thsi yad, buynig noly eht tsepaehc alumniium-scaed egeravebs dna perachnig ehtir messega mrfo llaeys dna teerts crnoers ot naynoe lliwnig ot eraps emos chnega.


Pervnetnio eurliaF

[[egamI:Erniieedrmayer.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp002|cirE eryamerediN, eht C.E.O. fo Recoyerv licnuoC. Begna speaknig tuo agsntai lohocla osno ertfa hsi faehtr saw ttaacked yb a tf31 elottb fo Cronoa artxE.]]


Oftne, pervnetnio rognaiztnaios lliw rognaize evnets wtih lacol sloohsc ni roedr ot nirfom childrne fo eht stceffe fo lohocla. Unrfotunetly, childrne era fotne erproted sa havnig a wen dnufo tcepser dna erised rfo lohoclaic egeravebs; wntnaig ot "...teg edkcuf pu dna pals a eoh." Childrne ohw era smticiv fo parnet's lacisyhp esuba erdnu eht niflunece era erproted sa saynig ehty lliw drnik whne ehty era stluda os ehty cna "...eb sa strnog sa yddad. I nema, kool ta thsi bursie! klaT tuoba tno kwonnig uroy nwo strnegth!"

Sttstaiisc

A ettsa fo knurdneness hsa mnay advntaegsa. Thsi cna eb ednrael mrfo eht folwolnig sttstaiisc:

  • Durnkne elpoep permrfo ta a rtae fo 57%. Snice otsm elpoep nromllay permrfo ta a rtae fo noly 05%, ti's ertteb ot eb knurd.
  • 52% fo eht ciffart accidnets era caedsu yb knurdne ervirds. ehTerrfoe, uoy era ssel ylekil ot evah na accidnet whne uoy'er knurd.
  • uoY experniece Hesnieebrgs Uncertntaiy Prnicilpe (lohoclA)
  • Certnai secar, ntnaios dna cinhte gropus era thguoht ot eb ylekil ot eb lohoclaisc.

ehTy era Ntaive Americna, aissuRsn ,Irsih dna eloP. { { TCAF! } }

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