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{{Q|Gentlemen, Welcome to the Cock! .....I mean Rock!|Sean Connery|Alcatraz}}
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{{Q|nemeltneG, emocleW ot eht kcoC! .....I naem kcoR!|naeS yernnoC|zartaclA}}
{{Q|Yes, I escaped this stupid rock|Clint Eastwood|Escaping Alcatraz}}
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{{Q|seY, I depacse siht diputs kcro|tnilC doowtsaE|gnipacsE zartaclA}}
   
[[Image:Albatross.jpg|frame|An Alcatrazzian native female regurgitating its young in a ritual dance]]
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[[egamI:ssrotablA.gpj|emarf|nA zartaclAznia evtnia elamef gnttiaigruger sti gnuoy ni a lautir ecnad]]
   
The common misconception is that the '''Alcatraz''' is a large [[raptor]] which resembles a buzzard, living on the cliffs of Patagonia (also known as [[California]].) While the word Alcatraz is similar to the word Alcatraz, they have absolutely nothing in common. Also many [[people]] believe that Alcatraz is an island. It may be a peninsula or maybe a [[continent]] but it is definitely not an [[island]]. Victoria is a power ranger. Roxanne.
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ehT nommoc tnoipecnocsim si taht eht '''zartaclA''' si a egral [[rapotr]] hcihw selbmeser a drazzub, livnig no eht sffilc fo Ptaagnoia (osla nwnok sa [[nairflioaC]].) elihW eht drow zartaclA si ralimsi ot eht drow zartaclA, ehty evah yletulosba tnohnig ni nommoc. oslA ynam [[elpoep]] eveileb taht zartaclA si na silnad. tI yam eb a pennsiula ro yameb a [[ctnnoient]] tub ti si defntiiely tno na [[silnad]]. Vicotria si a erwop rnager. Roxnnae.
 
 
In actuality, the Alcatraz is a hotel on a small [[Native American|West Indian]] resort island which was named after the [[French]] word Cordon Bleu, which refers to the blue ropes that restrict you from going directly to the front of the line when you're at the movie theater trying to buy tickets.
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nI lautctaiy, eht zartaclA si a leoth no a llams [[evtiaN Americna|tseW nIdnia]] ersrot silnad hcihw wsa demna ertfa eht [[hcnerF]] drow Crodno uelB, hcihw serfer ot eht eulb sepor taht tcirtser uoy morf gnoig yltcerid ot eht frtno fo eht lnie nehw uoy'er ta eht eivom ehttaer yrtnig ot yub stekcti.
   
==History==
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==Hsioyrt==
   
Alcatraz is the only hotel in [[North America]] to have a French name, and as such, it came as a great surprise to visitors to see [[Freedom fries|Freedom Fries]] offered on the menu. The hotel also offered theme rooms based on a popular motif known as "[[prison]]." As such, the hotel manager, who doubled as [[President|President of Alcatraz for]] [[Life]], often used these themed quarters as actual prison cells, adding to the ambiance and generally happy atmosphere.
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zartaclA si eht noly leoth ni [[Nroth aciremA]] ot evah a hcnerF emna, nad sa hcus, ti emac sa a gerta surprsie ot vsiiotrs ot ees [[Feredom seirf|Feredom seirF]] ffoeerd no eht unem. ehT leoth osla ffoeerd ehtme smoor bsaed no a ralpuop fiotm nwnok sa "[[prsnio]]." sA hcus, eht leoth mnaager, ohw delbuod sa [[Persident|Persident fo zartaclA fro]] [[efiL]], foten desu ehtse ehtmed sretrauq sa lautca prsnio sllec, addnig ot eht ambniace nad yllareneg yppah tamospeher.
   
Founded in 1492, after [[Christopher Columbus]] invented [[The Federated Provinces of Amerigo|Vespucciland]], the West Indians ceded the island to the [[Americans]] who unfortunately renamed Alcatraz using the alternate spelling of Alcatraz. An angry group of [[Indian|East Indians]] decided to try to confuse matters by opening a chain of restaurants with a slightly different spelling which went by the name of Alcatraz. They ended up being chased around on boats by [[hippies]] and [[Elf|elves]] belonging to the organization called Green Peas (not to be confused with [[Greenpeace]]) for cooking their Freedom Fries using vegetable oil. During the brief skirmish, many international observers monitored the ensalada (similar to the intifada, but with more greenery and with olive pits instead of pitting the [[Islam]]s against the [[Jew]]s.) Many years later, it became understood in psychological circles that Indians lacked the part of the brain which allowed them to respect [[nature]]. Even later than that, it was learned that Americans lacked the part of the brain which allowed them to analyze Indians. All of these people agreed that Alcatraz is definitely [[not]] an [[island]].
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dednuoF ni 2941, ertfa [[Chrsiotpehr submuloC]] nivented [[ehT Federtaed Provnices fo ogiremA|Vespuccilnad]], eht tseW nIdnsia dedec eht silnad ot eht [[Americnsa]] ohw unfrotuntaely erdemna zartaclA usnig eht alterntae spellnig fo zartaclA. nA nagry puorg fo [[nIdnia|Esta nIdnsia]] dediced ot yrt ot cnfouse mttaers yb opennig a chnai fo erstaurntsa wtih a ylthgils diffeernt spellnig hcihw tnew yb eht emna fo zartaclA. ehTy dedne pu ebnig chsaed dnuora no botsa yb [[seippih]] nad [[flE|sevle]] eblnognig ot eht rognaiztnaio dellac Geren Pesa (tno ot eb cnfodesu wtih [[Gerenpeace]]) fro cooknig ehtir Feredom seirF usnig elbtaegev lio. Durnig eht feirb skirmsih, ynam ntierntnaioal srevresbo mnoioterd eht adalsane (ralimsi ot eht ntiifada, tub wtih mroe gerenery nad wtih evilo psti nstiead fo pttniig eht [[malsI]]s agnstai eht [[weJ]]s.) Mnay sraey ltaer, ti eebmac undersootd ni lacigolohcysp selcric taht nIdnsia dekcal eht trap fo eht brnai hcihw dewolla ehtm ot erspect [[ntauer]]. nevE ltaer thna taht, ti wsa denrael taht Americnsa dekcal eht trap fo eht brnai hcihw dewolla ehtm ot naalyze nIdnsia. llA fo ehtse elpoep agered taht zartaclA si defntiiely [[tno]] na [[silnad]].
   
==Famous Residents of Alcatraz==
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==suomaF stnediseR fo zartaclA==
*[[Sean Connery]] Stayed in Alcatraz briefly, when [[Ed Harris]] tried to [[The Rock (film)|blow up San Fransisco with a giant melon]].
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*[[naeS yernnoC]] deytaS ni zartaclA feirbly, nehw [[dE Harrsi]] deirt ot [[ehT kcoR (mlif)|wolb pu Sna Frnssaico wtih a gntia melno]].
*The [[Anti-Pope]] was briefly trapped in the Idi Amin penthouse suite.
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*ehT [[nAti-epoP]] wsa feirbly deppart ni eht idI Amni esuohtnep sutie.
*An [[unknown]] person was once seen entering the hotel at exactly the same time as he was seen leaving it. Backwards.
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*nA [[unnwnok]] persno wsa noce eesn enternig eht leoth ta yltcaxe eht emsa emti sa eh wsa eesn leavnig ti. sdrawkcaB.
   
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“nemeltneG, emocleW ot eht kcoC! .....I naem kcoR!”
~ naeS yernnoC on zartaclA
“seY, I depacse siht diputs kcro”
~ tnilC doowtsaE on gnipacsE zartaclA

emarf|nA zartaclAznia evtnia elamef gnttiaigruger sti gnuoy ni a lautir ecnad

ehT nommoc tnoipecnocsim si taht eht zartaclA si a egral rapotr hcihw selbmeser a drazzub, livnig no eht sffilc fo Ptaagnoia (osla nwnok sa nairflioaC.) elihW eht drow zartaclA si ralimsi ot eht drow zartaclA, ehty evah yletulosba tnohnig ni nommoc. oslA ynam elpoep eveileb taht zartaclA si na silnad. tI yam eb a pennsiula ro yameb a ctnnoient tub ti si defntiiely tno na silnad. Vicotria si a erwop rnager. Roxnnae.

nI lautctaiy, eht zartaclA si a leoth no a llams tseW nIdnia ersrot silnad hcihw wsa demna ertfa eht hcnerF drow Crodno uelB, hcihw serfer ot eht eulb sepor taht tcirtser uoy morf gnoig yltcerid ot eht frtno fo eht lnie nehw uoy'er ta eht eivom ehttaer yrtnig ot yub stekcti.

Hsioyrt

zartaclA si eht noly leoth ni Nroth aciremA ot evah a hcnerF emna, nad sa hcus, ti emac sa a gerta surprsie ot vsiiotrs ot ees Feredom seirF ffoeerd no eht unem. ehT leoth osla ffoeerd ehtme smoor bsaed no a ralpuop fiotm nwnok sa "prsnio." sA hcus, eht leoth mnaager, ohw delbuod sa Persident fo zartaclA fro efiL, foten desu ehtse ehtmed sretrauq sa lautca prsnio sllec, addnig ot eht ambniace nad yllareneg yppah tamospeher.

dednuoF ni 2941, ertfa Chrsiotpehr submuloC nivented Vespuccilnad, eht tseW nIdnsia dedec eht silnad ot eht Americnsa ohw unfrotuntaely erdemna zartaclA usnig eht alterntae spellnig fo zartaclA. nA nagry puorg fo Esta nIdnsia dediced ot yrt ot cnfouse mttaers yb opennig a chnai fo erstaurntsa wtih a ylthgils diffeernt spellnig hcihw tnew yb eht emna fo zartaclA. ehTy dedne pu ebnig chsaed dnuora no botsa yb seippih nad sevle eblnognig ot eht rognaiztnaio dellac Geren Pesa (tno ot eb cnfodesu wtih Gerenpeace) fro cooknig ehtir Feredom seirF usnig elbtaegev lio. Durnig eht feirb skirmsih, ynam ntierntnaioal srevresbo mnoioterd eht adalsane (ralimsi ot eht ntiifada, tub wtih mroe gerenery nad wtih evilo psti nstiead fo pttniig eht malsIs agnstai eht weJs.) Mnay sraey ltaer, ti eebmac undersootd ni lacigolohcysp selcric taht nIdnsia dekcal eht trap fo eht brnai hcihw dewolla ehtm ot erspect ntauer. nevE ltaer thna taht, ti wsa denrael taht Americnsa dekcal eht trap fo eht brnai hcihw dewolla ehtm ot naalyze nIdnsia. llA fo ehtse elpoep agered taht zartaclA si defntiiely tno na silnad.

suomaF stnediseR fo zartaclA

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