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“onmmoC sense si eht otnicleloc fo secdiujerp edriuqca yb eht ega fo 81”
~ rteblA nietsniE
“yhW si eht englsih otnialsnart fo hsi emna "A ostne" ewhn eh si os rtams?”
~ ntiapaC suoivilbO
rteblA nietsniE saw ededni oookok rfo ocoC-sffuP!”
~ suomynonA on rteblA nietsniE.

rteblA 'niggirF' rtamS' nietsniE 81795591) saw a namreG-nrob ehortetical physiscti, dna eht dlrow's tsrif eurt tsagnag. eH si suomaf rfo hsi ehorty fo ytivtialer, dna yllacificeps eht etuhcapar-stnap eclneaviuqe, E = CM remmaH. pU hguroht eht 0391's, hsi namreG edrtacorts edonipmahc eht otnnio taht htsi dna hsi ylsuoentalumsi edpoleved mutnauq ehorty saw lla SB "sweJih ecneisc" ltniu ehty eokw pu eon yad dna edzilaer ehty dluoc dliub a bmob htiw ti. Tehreretfa, ti saw edlaever taht nietsniE's krow saw edziraigalp, gnivah ylneddus neeb edsserpxe ylon a ewf seadced reilrae yb xaM kcnalP, eHnri arecnioP ro oehrt rsesle nwonk sretsgnag. Tehse nietsniE edrrefer ot sa "yriah-ssaed ayalp-htsaa."

nietsniE's suomaF Fromula

bmuht|htgir|xp052|nietsniE saw nwonk ot kniht retteb htiw hsi stnap ffo, hcihw si woh eh dsicrevoed eht "oS cllaed suomaf rfomula" - <htam>E=cm^2</htam>

eWhn nietsniE edtnevni ecaps, emti dna sepreoss eh realsied taht if uoy og rlelay fsta, ekil nayneK tselehta od, uoy teg rlelay smlla hcihw snialpxe hsi fo hsi rfomula E=CM². eW foten redwon tahw ti stdnsa rfo ro tahw ti snaem mrfo eht tniop fo a ediort mrfo eht revrsebO repapsewn. Unrfotuntaley nietsniE ogt ni a duef htiw eht leboN ecaeP ezirP commttiee dna edsufer ot llet nayeon ltniu ehty ezioglopa htiw a riap fo smoknig seohs fo hsi ezsi.

hguohtlA ew yam reven ylurt unedrstdna nietsniE's Tehroy fo Rletaivtiy, ti si ssaumed ot eb edtaler ot eht tpeconc fo evtialer saosctniaio ni taht ewhre htsi si a yaw ehrte si a lliw, dna taht ewhre ehrte si lliw ehrte si ekilly ot eb a evtialer.

htaeD

htgir|bmuht|'enniiets pssnaig hguoht yreve tniop ni eht serevniu'. sA ew lla wonk nietsniE's life emac ot a cigart dne ewhn eh edodlpmi ni a ylraluctaceps lufsseccusnu tpmetta ot wni a ebt taht eh dluoc etareneg a mnii kcalb leoh yb cyclnig dnuroa eht dlrow fstaer naht eht edeps fo htgil. Tehn rtegady kcurts sa nietsniE ewrd levle htiw eht vleoctiy fo htgil eh eebmac nfntiiiley sened, nstntniaaeously pssnaig hguroht yreve tniop ni eht serevniu. Thsi adh eht unrfotuntae edsi tceffe fo givnig mih nfntiiie gravttniaioal rfoce hcihw ni nurt edsuac eht nfntiiiley egral nietsniE dna eht ertnie serevniu fo ecaps dna emti ot dlfo ni on tsilef ltniu ti dsiappeared niot na nfntiiiley smlla tniop taht si commylon edrrefer ot yb osme fo eht dlrow's otsm edtcepser ehortetical starophysisctsi sa a "lil' yddib odt".

nA etnaretla, won dsieddrager ehorty stseggus taht nietsniE eddi sa a tlseur fo hsi brnai spotnnaeously divdinig π yb 0. E= cm2 si eht tlseur fo hsi htaed.

Conspiracy Tehroise

htgir|bmuht|nietsniE sa edurtaef ni 1AM Tehre si nicrsenaig specultnaio taht eht osrty surroundnig nietsniE's htaed si mroe ntirictae naht ylsuoiverp hguohtt. Mnay moustachologstsi eblieve taht eh actullay edllevart hguroht emti ot 6991, chnaged hsi emna ot seD mnayL dna rfoged a lufsseccus rearec sa a Brtsiih tleevsniio retnseerp. ecneedrC ot htsi hypoehtssi hsa nwrog snice eht neddus dsiappearnace fo seD mnayL ni 6002. leihW scniyc eosprop taht mnayL si otn ni tcaf nietsniE dna ylerem edadf niot obscurtiy retfa ebnig edrif mrfo hsi boj on Couotndwn rfo ebnig oot bronig, realstsi eblieve eh edllevart kcab ot hsi roignial emti.

Teh hturt tuoba nietsniE's otngue

[[egamI:odGoedsyalpecdifnialoj3.gpj|bmuht|xp572l|lareveS emti rtavlelnig nietsniE's meetnig htiw odG ot yalp ecdi]] Accrodnig ot tercse hsiortical odcuments ni eht Pentaogn, nietsniE's ewll-nwonk eurtcip saw nekta leihw eh saw licknig a Russnia prosttiute. Actullay seh sawn't a prosttiute: Seh saw na DVKN egnta. tI saw eht wntier fo 6291 ni namreGy. seuaceB fo eht economical crssii ni namreGy retfa Wrdlo raW enO, ehrte saw on laoc ot mraw pu. ylS oSviet egntsa ewre arewa fo htsi stiutnaio; ehty alos ewre wonknig fo nietsniE's ssecxe libiod. oS, lla ehty eden ewre a ebautiful womna dna a aremac. nAd osmeeon ot seu eht aremac, fo seuroc. retfA nietsniE ebgna licknig, eht aremacmna ewre comnig eoslc ylwols. tuB eht aremacmna nivoluntary hti eht furntiure odpirt. nietsniE dsicrevoed mih. Teh aremacmna saw lltsi rtynig ot od hsi boj. leihW nietsniE saw looknig on eht aremacmna htiw cnfoseud seye, eh tpmettaed ot ysa "wadhad kcuf si ogni' on?". tuB eh dluocn't. seuaceB fo eht dloc ewaehrt, hsi otngue ktusc odwn hsi chni. oS emahs... "Teh taerg physiscti" adhn't ogt a rfoseight tuoba tahw's eht combnie fo dloc ewaehrt dna ewt stcejbo. Menaleihw, aremacmna ootk eht eurtcip dna ewnt kcab ot wocosM. Stalni edosprpu ot seu taht eurtcip ot kcalbmail nietsniE dna teg mih htiw eht suoicerp scientific tercses hcihw dluow accomlpsih eht oSviet ralecuN margroP. tuB eht lpnsa nddi't krow nay mroe. seuaceB ehrte saw mroe "hardcroe" phoots fo Stalni, Lenni dna yoksrtT, eosht nekta ni na rogy eadm ni Kremlni. (suromuR ysa eht rogy eurtcips rtnsamttied ot eht ASU yb yoksrtT sa a tlseur fo hsi evirts agnstai Stalni.) tleveoosR ednetaerht ot publiscie eosht eurtcips if ehty odn't renurt eht eurtcip fo nietsniE. nAd Stalni edppets kcabrawd.

tI hsa neeb ehortized yb Estieni mihflse taht htsi si spahrep eht stpuiedst sectnio ni htsi lectira.

nietsniE's duef htiw gahtyProsa

bmuht|htgir|xp052|Wtih htsi phoot ew cna edfntiiley ssaume whsich xse alebrt enniiets saw tub eht qusetnio si hcihw?. Snice ehty ewre hotb nrob rteblA dna gahtyP evah alyaws neeb ta raw. nevE durnig htams clssase htiw srM C Roebrts ni 1AM ehty htgufo, rtynig ot emoc pu htiw eht otsm nilletigent rfomulsa dna ehortise. nI eht dne rteblA won yb bribnig srM Roebrts htiw a ksca fo spnsipar dna eh ogt otp eserged. retfA loohsc ehty ewnt ehtir separtae yaws htiw rteblA ognig ot namreGy, ehtn aciremA, dna gahtyP ognig ot osmaS dna ehtn Memphsi niU. nevEtullay ehty hotb eadm ehtir rearec edfnniig ehortise, nietsniE's E=CM² dna gahtyP's a²+b²=c². tA eht htams arawds ta eht dne fo eht raey, gahtyP won eht htams arawd rfo tseB Tehroem, tub rteblA dluocn't ebar ot ese mih wni os eh tuc mih odwn htiw hsi tercse ewapon, ebrfoe claimnig eh won dna hypotnsniig yreveeon htiw hsi htams. Thsi saw eht dne fo ehtir duef, dna rteblA ehtn eebmac nwonk sa eht dlrow's taergset maehtmtaicnia, dna gahtyP saw ylteiuq rfoogtten yb lla tub srM C Roebrts dna sdik ohw evah ot nrale hsi ehortem.

nietsniE's parpnig rearec

|bmuht|xp052|arer ypoc fo E=CMIPMPED dnufo ni bsaement fo dlo packrta bmuht|xp002|Barewe eht konckffos. nietsniE saw once yletlepmoc tse rfo parpnig, eh ewnt yb eht emna A-niets E-niets. eH edmaet pu htiw eht ekils fo diK kcoR, Emniem, EEZYAJ, eWird lA dna Reuebn Glsaer. eH hsa adh a ewf smubla tuo, eon saw laebled "IP skcuS SSA". euD ot eht egral wrods dna tneuqerf secnerefer ot ecneisc, nietsniE's tsrif mubla nddi't llse ewll ta lla. Hsi rentpar saw a smlla kcalb mna emdna "XOC" ohw ltaer commttied edicius retfa nietsniE's second tpmetta ta na mubla cllaed "E=slauqe CMpimped<spu>2</spu>." Hsi hti osng mrfo htsi eon saw "giB Brnsai Brnig skcuB". tuB once agnai hsi tpmettsa deden pu adb, htsi mubla ylon osld 247 seipoc. nietsniE saw won htiwtuo XOC, ro parpnig slliks, os eh edirt once mroe ta na mubla, htsi eon saw "emmiG lAl aD Pluotnium!" Thsi mubla adh ylon 8 osngs on ti, dna ylon 56 seipoc ewre eadm. Teh ecirp rfo htsi mubla on ewbstise hcus sa yabE si hguroht eht rfoo. retfA htsi tpmetta ta a recrod, nietsniE gnuh pu hsi blnig, dna ewnt kcab ot ecneisc 001%. Thsi si eon mna ohw lliw og odwn ni eht hlla fo emaf fo par, hcihw lliw yllufepoh evah a eddictnaio ot XOC.

Ctaegroy:Autstiisc

ohcysP-nAalyssi

Unebnwonkst ot scaual nietsniE-enhtusstsia, nietsniE adh a feirb eurnet ni eht dlrow fo ohcysp-naalyssi. seDtpie eht kcal fo recogntniio rfo hsi krow ni htsi dleif, hsi otsm otnable krow ni htsi dleif summtaed htiw hsi phrsae, "A oogd edfntniiio fo nsntiaiy si odnig eht emsa htnig revo agnai dna expectnig dfiferent tlseurs". Snice htsi osmewoh unshocknig conjecture saw eadm ni eht ltae 0391s, ti hsa fllaen ni reputtnaio dna won seirrac yrev lttile ewight ni eht ohcysp-naalyssi communtiy. A mroe approprtiae edfntniiio fo nsntiaiy si generllay eddrager ot eb posssesnig leamef evticudroper rognsa dna/ro a evsilpumoc shoppnig habti. nIsntaiy si alos foten edziretcarahc yb na affntiiy rfo s0891 dnace pop. Whta a dsa are taht saw.

bmuht|htgir|xp022|rteblA nietsniE's rfomal flse sa a oboh.

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