Albel Nox

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“Albel Nox is freaking sexy.”

~ some girl from IGN on Albel Nox's sexiness

“Hey! How come Albel gets all the chicks? Well he also got me.”

~ still that same girl on Cliff Fittir saying such, although some things were added as soon as it was revealed that Cliff Fittir is freaking bisexual

“Fools. Worms. Maggots. Scum. Bwahahahahahahahaha!”

~ Albel on everything

Albel Nox
dude, nice legs! can you hold that skirt up? just for me to see what's under.
First appearance	Star Ocean 3
Last appearance	Star Ocean 3
No. appearances	1
Created by	Square Enix
Portrayed by	some guy with a deep voice for a gay
Profile
Nickname(s)	the Wicked
Aliases	sexXxy Yasmin Nymph
Species	human
Age	24
Gender	male? maybe not
Date of birth	unknown
Date of death	he's really not even born yet
Starsign	unknown
Occupation	stripper before, then leader of the Black Brigade
Family	none
Spouse(s)	Fayt Leingod
Children	none
Relatives	none
Address	Airyglyph
Religion	atheist
Nationality	Glyphian
Would Hugh Hefner overthrow him/her?	huh?

For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Albel Nox.

Albel Nox has got to be the sexiest emo drag queen that Square-Enix has ever created. He is a character in Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time also known as Fags Ocean: Till the End of Gays, a Playstation 2 game that takes place about 4000 years from now, in a planet known as Elicoor II.

[edit] Early Life

Albel Nox a.k.a. sexXxy Yasmin Nymph- That was how he (she) was known in a strip club in Airyglyph he (she) once worked in, to at least heat things up in its cold, snowy atmosphere.

But before that, Albel was born in the middle of a war, and he was a starving little boy, so he was recruited as a stripper in the Airyglyph stripclub (unfortunately can't be accessed in the game for some effed up reason). His dad had no choice but to agree. Poor saps mistook him for a pretty girl in her pre-teens who has nothing to eat as she is incredibly thin. His career carried on despite his gender because of his incredible sexiness that can faggify people, but ended when that old geezer and pedophile Count Woltar took him in to be his sex slave about a few years ago, and alas without pay.

Aside from losing his dad back when he was 15, that (Count Woltar raping him) is also one of the reasons why he screams every night in his sleep, especially when next to Fayt. (spoiler)

Albel half-done with his job for a night, and at this point the stage in the strip club gleams with a purple spotlight with his shadow showing up in the form of a neon outline. He also does a sexy pose with a false sword.

[edit] In-Game Life

He still wears his purple stripper costume throughout the game although he has another set of 3 outfits that are all equally slutty, but just a lot more with the fourth one, where he reminisces the time when he is half-done with his job. Does he wear anything under that slitted skirt? I wonder. O.o He also has silky underarms by the way, just like all the others who dream to be pimps, like Auron of Final Fantasy X. In the game, he is henceforth known as Albel the Wicked, the leader of the Black Brigade, instead of sexXxy Yasmin Nymph, as he eventually learned how to fight in the war Airyglyph waged against Aquios. His use is also to distract the lust-stricken Aquarian female soldiers. The bad news, for them, is that he is gay and has sex with Fayt Leingod or Cliff Fittir, that blond guy no one cares about, in every single inn they stay in. He starts out as a foe in the game, but the best part is that you get to play him as your own character later on, and maybe get a glimpse of as to whether he wears something under that skirt or not. It's up to you to decide.

[edit] 'Admirers'

I think he does not wear anything under that skirt, eh? Whoa! Check out those thighs that are more flawless than your girlfriend's thighs that are filled with varicose veins.

Here's a list of admirers of Albel's intense sexiness:

• The folks back in the Airyglyph strip club
• Count Woltar
• The lust-stricken female soldiers of Aquios
• Fayt Leingod
• Cliff Fittir
• neandricles from 4000 years ago in a distant planet (hey! that's us! and me included.)

[edit] See also

• Pornstar
• Masturbation

[edit] External links (also partly a source. i would acknowledge this because plagiarizing is for chumpz)

• The Confessions of the Neandricles themselves from 4000 Years Ago Who Lust After Albel, it's not repliable though, but you can still read their sentiments. All right, I admit that the first and second quotes in this article are from one of the folks here.
• Sex Videos. Technically, it's just a slideshow of just pictures of them having sex. None of them moving, sorry. But I guess that's proof enough that Albel is gay.